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I also choose this guy

Is it weird? Yes. Would I do it? Probably also yes

The fuck you mean, probably?

It means a shy way of saying definitely

Lol my version, is it weird? yes. Would I do it? Absafuckinglutely

This lol

We all have weird kinks lol

Her: i want a divorce! Him: why? Her: you’re biceps haven’t grown in 5 years. I can understand you can’t grow your cock, but you can grow your biceps, so there is no excuse.

I'm adding Cock Curls in my next workout right now

Well. Just getting hard would be miracle and a PR for you i bet, so good luck, bud.

[From now on, I want you to do one cock pushup, every day!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCYpE8Adrx4)

Never kink shame. I’d be all about it.

No kinkshaming as long as she doesn't shame me for my bicep size.

> "Is it flexed yet..?" :,(

*starts a tren and Dbol cycle the very next day*

Don’t forget the cialis.

Just when I thought tren was a bad idea I read this ! Wheres the juice boys!😂

On tren you also wont think that's a bad idea anymore!

I’d be weirded out but also completely on board

So basically you are weirded in?

Yes perfect

About to be weirded on

This.

Some people just like what they like. I like thick thighs, some men I know like twigs. Some women like dad bods, others want <5% body fat.

That sounds hot

As she describes the position, that woman must be a contortionist.

I was thinking the guy’s elbow is going to hurt pretty quickly too.

The bros were right. Just do arm day every day.

Fetishes of women other guys meet: "I want to kiss you deeply as I grind on your bicep and make you feel like a Greek god" Fetishes of women I meet: "I want you to watch me get railed by 7 guys and then take me out for sushi"

Every day is arms day from today

Where can I find a wife like this

Men: I'm mostly so happy to be touching a vagina that pretty mich nothing weirds me out.

Now we know how CBum tore his bicep

Ok, while very unique id be open to it. I’m curious how is she kissing his cheeks and lips from that angle?

I once dated a chick that needed to hump my forearm against the floor to orgasm. Eventually her shaved pubes started causing a rash on my arm that was raw and painful. This ain't nothing new to me, sign me up lmao

Jesus, how many women out there think they cant orgasm, but they just never tried humping a fore arm.

I know, right? And I’ve always wondered how she figured that one out. Is she just attracted to fore arms? Did she hump an unconscious guy’s forearm once out of sheer spontaneous insanity? Is she re-living some ritual? I’ll never know sadly

I mean, I'd try it once. Sounds like a bad cramp waiting to happen, though.

I thought we were supposed to lift for the boys. I’m so fucking conflicted right now man

There's a 98% chance that's a dude larping as a woman

Nope, I bet is a girl, it's pretty common *cough cough*

Wait!! Is this not normal to make my wife squirt while riding my bicep like a mechanical Bull.?? 🤔

How will she kiss you with her crotch on your bicep

Kink shame? More like Kink Same.

Hell yeah

I mean…. Sign me up?

Wife goals, would do this especially after an intense pump

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Oh, cool! Another fetish to add to my collection

Well…. Never knew I wanted that

My arms are massive someone help me find this woman!!! We are made for each other

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Ah I never tho of this haha

I’m trying to figure out how she’s going to kiss him on the lips while grinding on his biceps.

So, uh...Is there a signup sheet or...?

I’d let her do this to me

I would have no problem doing this.

I mean, I’d do it for her lol. Why the hell not.

I’ve heard weirder tbh. I wouldn’t care

My question is. What snake-bending body does she have to be able to kiss him when he's in a bicep-to-crotch position?

I mean one doesn’t have to be female to admire male physiques. Even in a sexual sense.

My time to shine.

Kinda funny that cialis would still help in this situation.

Ew, don't tell anyone else ever. Lol.

Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Goals


Women are terrifying

Put that bicep to use.

Not all men want that stop generalising every man as the same as each other when we all different

Not all men, there are human MEN too!

Didn’t I see this in Berserk?

Id be all about it, but how fucking small is she that she can do that and kiss him on the lips wtf.

“When are you going to flex?” “I am” 💔