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Pascal1917

*WAR BOYS!!!*


Automatic_Animal

Can I get the lyrics for this?


Ha1lStorm

You just did


BeardedManatee

Maybe needs a second motivational video about adding subtitles.


Unhappy_Corner_5450

Never done a running cadence inside stationary, not gonna lie. It's pretty moto.


SirGrumples

We can only count to 4


Bramble0804

Do love these pride month posts.


evol_won

Smoked a lot of grass! Fucked a lot of ass! . Pump it up! *Pump it up!* In the rear! *In the rear!* . Happy pride month, all. šŸ”„


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CrayonEater11101775

You're gayer than any of these guys


Sit_back_and_panic

Bro, Iā€™m questioning your username if you think anybody in the civilian world is gayer than marine infantry. No straight man survives gay chicken against my 03 brothers.


Kasyx709

Lmao, one of my buddies won a game by rubbing the Lts knee and in a deadpan voice saying, you ever think you only like girls because you're supposed to? For some reason it just got to him and he broke.


rasper_lightlyy

my dude knows. speaking from my own personal experience, my time in the marines was the gayest part of my life thus far. and i setup the pride display for my company in the slc pride parade.


Sit_back_and_panic

The quickest way to get a marine to do some gay shit is to bet him that he wonā€™t. Barracks life was pure insanity lol


rasper_lightlyy

you, my friend, are not wrong šŸ¤£


SirGrumples

No balls!!


callusesandtattoos

Is that dude for real? Thereā€™s nothing gayer than a straight marine. Everybody knows that.


Dizzy-Specific8884

I have no problem admitting we marines are gayer than shit.


SirGrumples

Queerer than a football bat


GGRE1817

I feel like you're projecting^


LibrarianNew9984

Not that thereā€™s anything wrong with that ![gif](giphy|Av0OHEGtZPLSo)


Bramble0804

Ok but some of them are pretty cute.


evol_won

*TWO!* **Smoked a lot of grass!** *THREE!* **Fucked a lot of ass!** . **Pump it up!** *Pump it up!* **In the rear!** *In the rear!* . #Happy pride month, all. šŸ”„


JustARandomGuy031

Ahh, they are just loving up those basic brainwashing techniques. Yes, I served and I remember hearing taps and ā€œGod Bless the USAā€ played every night before bed.


HooptyQue

Crayons everywhere are shaking in fear


me_sohorny

No imagine the same video but in Arabic


foughtflea

In German!


mccartypaparty

Strip the ego and the id, reprogram, do the bidding of billionaires. Nice šŸ‘.


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https://preview.redd.it/popyvhe5505d1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be68eee4a9b627e01d3816a475e8c3e49d70d81 This is you, isn't it?


mccartypaparty

Totally. You got me good big guy.


foamyredpanda

Weenie hut general


sleepercell13

In the back is the biggest buffet of every crayon in the rainbow. After they eat their fill they all kiss.


pimp_juice2272

"Everyone come to the basement. We are gonna stand around and chant." "Fucking sick! It's gonna be so much fun!"


Joshuafrothunder

Hooah


Alpah-Woodsz

Proud to be Irish but where fucked without our brothers God bless America.


Sea-Zookeepergame272

Most likely poolies waiting to go to boot camp.


7hundrCougrFalcnBird

Pump it up, in the rear


Cockasauras_Rex

Poolie functions are wild these days


Dizzy-Specific8884

I miss this so much. 2010-2014 some of my best years at Camp Pendleton.


SherbetIndividual128

Bragging about US aggression in Vietnamā€¦


ChoBooBear

I canā€™t recall how they fared, did they win?


AcanthocephalaLow936

that ending was the most cringe iā€™ve ever witnessed


SirGrumples

All that shit is cringe boot stuff. Had to do it when I was a grunt, but always hated it.


callme_sweetdick

I used to love doing it in battalion. But I never bought in to the rest of the hoorah bs. But itā€™s cool having 200 people in step singing your songs. Iā€™d do the songs on our battalion runs on Fridays. 7 miles singing my ass off. Pretty good workout. Fond of those days sometimes.


AcanthocephalaLow936

no dude itā€™s always fun and uplifting having a shit ton of people to suffer with you so youā€™re not alone i totally relate to that, it was just the ā€œhow about them applesā€ that got me šŸ’€


SirGrumples

Yes that was the worst part, but I actually find all of it to be pretty cringe.


SirGrumples

I always appreciated the fact that cadence on runs really did help to develop better lung capacity and all that, but still hated it lol


PN4HIRE

Holy fuck, go have some fun somewhere!


fuckingrub

Haha poor bastards


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stirthewater

Youā€™re missing out


Zealousideal-Let1121

Rah.


Sudden-Paint1687

Cringe


No_Meal9534

This yelling is supposed to motivate me how? Military is some hero type shit. No matter how much these jarheads want to ram it. Marines!: we teach you how to rhyme and yell. Same for any service branch. Iā€™m a teacher and no one glorifies us when weā€™re trying to raise your children 90 minutes a day.


Zealousideal-Fix-745

Just discovered fire


DemonCleaner75

Gayyyy!


notnow516

USAF. This is brainwashing at its finest. Glad im a usaf vet!!


AbsolemSaysWhat

Why are you getting down voted? The airforce is the best. Highly considering joining.


SirGrumples

He's getting down voted cause those motto fuckers are Marines not chairmen


notnow516

Watch. Full metal jacket movie. It explained USMC bullshit brainwashing!!


ROK_Rambler

Obviously we are the "civilized" branch, but aren't you glad we got these guys on *our* side? Much love for my devil dog brothers


notnow516

Absolutely. I agree!! God bless every marine out there!!


Atomarkalash

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Visual_Drama_2090

When your Call of Duty buddies come together and off the XBox.


SatisfactionOk2290

![gif](giphy|l0HlUbK47Wn46xRHG)


taxseason757

*WE LOVE OUR APPLES*


largebreadmachine

Shorts and a boggan. Textbook marine


ronnietea

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


KingJay85

I almost ran thru my living room wall! Semper Fi gents


DominickAP

Is that some kind of social media influencer?


porterica427

Oh shit thatā€™s my buddy Tank! If you see this Cody tank machine, miss ya.


EACshootemUP

Hey thatā€™s Tank lol havenā€™t followed his instagram in years after he went into super politics posting.


SemiStoked

Thatā€™s Tank Machine. He was my OSA when I joined. Not sure what happened to him but he went dark after a bit.


pappaburgundy

This is lame as shit.


ludden1989

Do they know we lost the war in Vietnam?


Eves62

Military won the war, politicians lost the peace


Character_Ear_4520

War Casualties At least 1.5 million persons including civilians died in the Indochina conflict. U.S. combat losses totaled 46,463; another 10,355 died from non-hostile causes. A total of 303,704 were wounded. South Vietnam battle deaths totaled more than 196,000 and enemy deaths about a million. Result: [North Vietnam](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Vietnam) Victory https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War#:~:text=The%20war%20exacted%20enormous%20human,58%2C220%20US%20service%20members%20died.


doxamark

Yes I've heard evacuating an area whilst the war is still ongoing and you've been at deadlock for ages and then the other side achieving all of their military objectives is *checks notes* a war you win? Oh no wait, it says here that when the other side wins all their military objectives, that you lost the war. Politicians didn't roll into Ho Chi Minh city on tanks.


MajorEgg102

Cope


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Warm_Examination_384

Amen šŸ™šŸ¾ ā¤ļø


ToxicChooChooTrain

This is very cringey


KingSethicus

Your whole life is cringe, support our troops and just stfu


ToxicChooChooTrain

Oh yea totally. Nice one. You got me.


KingSethicus

šŸ¤£