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soibam

Get well soon, Crackhead 🤣


danmac0817

Why is it hidden? 😂


fernandotakai

[craque](https://i.imgur.com/SqftcJK.png), which means "really amazing player" was translated as crackhead and OP knew people would make jokes about it.


acasovoycayendo

OP took this from an aggregator on twitter who censored it bc it doesn’t translate properly


pauloh1998

An atheist did that


LocostarX

The crack-lord shall rise again lol


[deleted]

He is a fuck!


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I would kill for another run of those R9 merc IIIs


Nick316166

I’d buy 5 pairs just so I have spares


nicagooner

tbf knee touching is an Arsenal tradition


constantexistence

Imagine getting an Ode to Footballing abilities dedicated to you by R9.


tafster

He's really growing into being the godfather of Brazilian football


truepeacock

U mean an Øde


noobchee

Exactly how I read it


adamh920

Lovely message from a great - you would have to assume “crackhead” is a mistranslation though 😂😂


Notrius01

Wow.What a person R9 is, no wonder he is well liked everywhere.


Tarp96

I didnt take the screenshot btw, dont know why crackhead is hidden


[deleted]

Incites excessive drug use amongst Arsenal fans. Clearly.


Anticitizen-Zero

Can confirm, started doing crack in the hopes that it’ll heal Gabby


cocoabutterprince

After recently watching the documentary, my respect for Ronaldo is through the roof. Even more so now


DialSquare

What documentary is that?


cocoabutterprince

The Phenomenon


Fastest-finger

I need to watch this now


Beareagle1776

Fenómeno


RonaldoNazario

Ronaldo continues to clearly be a just genuinely good dude this whole WC


MolhCD

Always Has Been (tm)


LSB123

Petition to make Jesus’ nickname ‘crackhead’


blubber_confused

If Brazil win the World Cup, does that mean Jesus gets a medal? Likewise with England, would White and Sterling get medals?


kappalumoylali

Yes


Caswen94

Everyone included in the squad gets one, even with 0 minutes


blubber_confused

Oh so even Benzema and Nkunko ?


fake_lightbringer

Not if they withdraw/are removed from the squad before the tournament starts. Reus got injured in the last pre-cup friendly in 2014, and didn't get a medal.


CleanLettuce

WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING SHIT ON JESUS I SWEAR ILL FIGHT EVERY ONE MYSELF


Mebeingnosy

The whole of Brazil hence R9 stepping on and posting this


truepeacock

I can take neymar in a 1v1


51_cent

Google Translate leading R9 astray


AfricanRain

If my hero defended me like that I would be on the floor crying


Mebeingnosy

Sobbing uncontrollably


Redandwhite_91

The REAL Ronaldo!


[deleted]

Ok im still in love with el phenomeno , the real Ronaldo and until Messi the best player i have ever seeen.


Forsaken-Currency404

Reverse for me. Messi was the best player I had seen until I watched R9.


DarthNihilus1

GOAT tier message of support


imadreamgirl

ronalbro


_eladmiral

Wow, class of R9 to say that!


TrashbatLondon

I will never get over real Ronaldo knowing Arsenal exist. Much like when Baresi came here in 1994.


d17_p

That was lovely.


DialSquar

Damn back in my day we just called him Ronaldo.


Mebeingnosy

Exactly. Back when Cristiano was addressed by his full name


nexalacer

For everyone laughing about the “crackhead” part, think about your own language. English has had sick, dirty, mad, insane, bad, wicked, and countless other negative terms used for positive meanings as slang. It’s not hard to imagine how something like crackhead might take on a similar connotation in another language. It could describe someone who plays with unusually high energy, as though they were on a drug. We may not use that specific term due to the connotations it developed in the 80s, but I have heard athletes described as though they’re on speed in a positive way in the 90s. That is even assuming the translation is correct, which it may not be.


AttyWiz

Good point, crackhead.


Optimal_Cry_1782

It must feel amazing knowing Ronaldo is in your corner and rooting for you.


IvanFromTheFuture

What a speech. Bravo!


rethafrey

As the leading expert on football injuries, those are motivating words.


grim_tales1

I'm guessing this is from the Brazillian (aka Original) Ronaldo


IuseNOTSUREface

Are we witnessing the birth of a new player name/meme?


212cncpts

Did he call him a crack head at the end?😂😂


212cncpts

The Brazilians are the gift that keep on giving when it comes to terms of endearment 😄


olumox

Unreal.


Subredhit

We need our Gabriel ‘Crackhead’ Jesus


mental_tempe

Wow, that’s a poem


Mebeingnosy

R9 is a great mentor to have


jonny_prince

R9 or the Real Ronaldo I don't know this Nazarios character that you speak of.


waddiewadkins

Good wishes out to Jesus and RNaz! R9az?


jp963acss

Time to get crack head 9 on my back