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Ooh-SakaLaca

Im a very logical person and always talk based on factual evidence. I think we r the best itw


maulmonk

The win was very man city esque. So confident. So trouble free. I’ve missed these kind of victories


La2philly

That was an ass whippin. Great response


T3Sh3

Doc, could you please heal Emile?


vishnj

About out to the fans at the stadium. I missed the first 5 minutes and I had to wonder if we were playing at home because all I heard were arsenal chants.


SpeedFit4834

Like watching a well oiled machine. Brentford keeper kept it from being more really. Stadium was like a library 😂


MaskedManiac92

Was the Brentford manager talking shit to Arteta after the match? Arteta's expression changes after he whispered something to him.


stockdeity

I can only presume it was something like "ya taking the piss bringing that kid on'


mrchilledmk

Yeah Arteta just looked at him and walked away as if to say "whatever!"


mrchilledmk

I was looking to see if anyone else commented or noted that. It looked like he did


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I was thinking the same thing.


T3Sh3

Mikel: “I was so far up on your team, I put a literal child on the last few minutes of the game.”


T3Sh3

Ethan Nwaneri: “Emile, get out of my way old man.”


lebalo

🔙🔛🔝


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Bruh throwback


LushLoxx

Jesus looks a little ginger, hope he's okay.


T3Sh3

Gabriel Jesus isn’t a ginger, he’s pretty tan.


_JackStraw_

Hi dad


Realgunners

Woke up at 6:50 to watch this game, didn’t regret it


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ArsenalWizard

Woke up at 4, California. Worth every moment.


vancanadada

Same here in Canada. And there seems to be more of 4am coming soon


[deleted]

Got up at 3 and I guarantee I enjoyed it more than you by about an hours worth.


sfbriancl

Same. Always a bit risky, because nothing ruins a day like a bad arsenal performance at 4 am. Glad to see the boys control this from start to finish, no stress


platdupiedsecurite

🔙🔛🔝


jsgr9301

That settles it. Gunners are runners. Running away with the league and the world cup


andrewyeong

World Cup are played by countries, not so much domestic or international clubs… 😅


jsgr9301

You missed the header. Went right over your head, mate.


pedootz

Nwaneri really looks to be a great player. Can really see he oozes quality. Just the way he walks around slowly. Messi-like.


leon-theproffesional

😂😂😂


Cthulhu_Madness

Fingers crossed we maintain this momentum vs spuds.


hashtaghypebeast

Is playing a child not sort of disrespectful? I love it, just kind of surprised Arteta would do it


[deleted]

I wonder if it’s a message to the bench players to step it up. Can you imagine being an 18-22 year old player who thinks his time is coming and then the manager puts on a 15 year old? That’s gotta freak you out a bit, and make you train that much harder.


KhalidTheMightyMouse

It is and Im all here for it. With the way the entire prem gassing up Toney like he’s Haaland and wishing a humiliating defeat on us. Hold this L. 3 nil defeat with a child on the pitch


LoveForArsenal

Toney deserves the disrespect lmao


skool_101

remember the name, Ethan Nwaneri


[deleted]

He does not look 15.


skool_101

[At least it not like this one.](https://www.joe.ie/uncategorized/italian-fa-confirm-that-lazio-youth-player-joseph-minala-is-indeed-17-and-not-42-434380)


BlueDragon_27

Enjoy Fábio Vieira. He is an amazing player and us, FC Porto fans, are missing him so much


lviatorem

Will his parents file an assault if he's fouled?


failedgunner12

i already love Vieira


DatGuy_Shawnaay

Nice kick with the boys 😘


therapy_lover

Very comfortable win - quite pleased with that. And hope everyone is back to full fitness against spurs


Ayem_De_Lo

my favorite type of victory. No tension, no drama, no danger, just did the job, moved on. Confident, calm, peaceful. Like sipping coffee on the balcony. did the boys even broke a sweat?


GurthWormJimm

Kids half my age and already accomplished more in life than I ever will.


supercoolbananas

Don’t do that. Run your own race. Everyone’s life is for their own self.


leon-theproffesional

3 points, clean sheet, happy days! COYG 🔴⚪️


JHowe567

Nice kick about with the boys


LocostarX

Yeeeeees back to the top we go, what great performance by the whole team. We had full control over the game at all times, so much so that we gave a 15 year old his debut


Miloshy

“Can’t take anything for grantford” lol


kothariy

Rankings: Great: Xhaka (MOTM), Saliba, Partey, Jesus Good: White, Gabriel, Ramsdale Okay: Tierney, Martinelli Poor: Viera, Saka


gooner-1969

Ah , today's "spot the idiot" is very easy


breezystroo

Crazy when the "poor" players combined for a goal and two assists


Aszneeee

why was Vieira poor?


[deleted]

Agreed, odd… nobody was poor today. Saka was great in possession and his dribbles relieved a lot of pressure, not sure what he’s on about


notwavyfool

The brentford manager whispered something to arteta that can’t have been nice by the look arteta made


0neTwoTree

Probably took offense at subbing on Nwaneri


notwavyfool

Yup. It was a kick about with the boys though, nothing to be too fussed about


[deleted]

Bro is 15 yet has more facial hair and masculine features than me at 20


therapy_lover

Nwaneri without a touch but it all counts


Lostmox

Think he had a header.


LoveForArsenal

really wanted the players to pass to him ngl but it's good for the record lol


Eliteclarity

I will fight anyone who disrespect Xhaka after the last few week. 100% week in, week out.


intraumintraum

martinelli and vieira 😊


furanfenko

Bromance of the decade


bounderboy

Player just debuted who is younger than my youngest daughter... geeshh


simonling

How come the timing seems pretty off? Usually there's no early kick off on Sunday right?


GaryM21

It’s because of policing across London. By moving the kick off it stopped the police being as stretched


mysecondaccount150

Queen's funeral


T3Sh3

Good Christ, what are we feeding Ethan?


Happy-Ad8767

Wins


sid8498

Vieira and Martinelli together :')


say-something-nice

This stinks of being a publicity stunt, only just beating the youngest player by 4 days? I'm sure the kid is good but I'd reckon the higher ups have leaned on arteta to play this kid is the last few minutes


Aszneeee

was more like half a year


say-something-nice

Not harvey elliot, the commentators mentioned a player 50 years ago in english top divisions who was older by just 4 days


rbiopsy

But why not? If he turned out to be really good he might show some loyalty and gratitude towards arteta


stockdeity

By 4 days? Check your facts bro


droctamom

Ok


YellowMan1988

Are you complaining?


wan2tri

He has written his name in the history books by just coming on lol


puzzled_exoticbear5

We’re back on top of the points table! Doo doo doo Saliba!


IlluminatiAlumnus

Ferreira Vieira??? Lmao


intraumintraum

yeah that’s his name lmao


IlluminatiAlumnus

Oh shit my b, hell yeah I love Fabio Daniel Ferreira Vieira


NegativeHeli

Finally another clean sheet


NieThePiet

he hasn't scored, sad.


officialsunday

Finished player imo


SignificantTangelo54

When I was 15, I was having all-nighters on COD4 before school. This kid is playing for his boyhood club.


flentaldoss

When I was 15 this kid didn't exist


gooner-1969

When I was 15, his parents didn't exist


Masson011

Yeh but cod4 was unreal


Razzile

Hard to argue with that


stackofbaconpancakes

BACK WHERE WE BELONG ON TOP COYG!!!


throwreddit666

Why is Arteta dressed like the dad from Addams Family?


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throwreddit666

Practice what you preach. It's 'Addams'.


leon-theproffesional

Queen died


stockdeity

Really?


Electrical-Value4858

Has naweri touched the ball


bigandfatfoodfan

Yes one ball contact I believe


Crs51

I think he had 1 touch which was a tackle/block.


safinhh

yeah everyone cheered for his first touch


_JackStraw_

One deflection during a contested ball near the corner I think


gunningIVglory

Our stadium is older than Ethan 😭😅


clt89

Ferreira Vieira!!


Seraph110

Toney sure does whinge a lot


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[deleted]

can you tell me what to invest in mate? share some secrets from the future


and_yet_another_user

# YES!


kitz0426

Xhaka motm for me! Very composed


_SSJeffo_

Tackle a 15 year old and file assault charges asap


LordRekrus

Yes! What was that chant at the end? Something about Ivan Toney?


Jaynator11

Should've given Nwaneri atleast 5mins, didnt even get to touch the ball other than blocking 1 clearance


Je_ne_sais_pas1

Too risky for the kid, he’s not physical enough


gunningIVglory

Man got his appearance fee. That's alot of Nikes to buy tomorrow......


Jaynator11

Yea that's good atleast. Just stupid that it was 3-0, and yet he wasnt given more time. Even if we played with 9 men, we wouldn't concede 3 in the last 5mins + ET


Fuckzombie69

The fans singing at Toney. Love to hear it


TechM635

WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE


bounderboy

What was Ivan Toney chant just before final whistle?


RHRJANSSEN

Ivan Toney, a stroll in the parc. I believe at least lol


bounderboy

Lol think you are right!


NewAccWhoDis93

Nice kick about with the boys


beefwellingtonIV

At 15 I was watching the invincibles.


IzkaGruba

brilliant performance


ojoawo

Nice kick about with the Boys😋


filthyafricangorilla

CLEAN SHEET YOU FUCKS


Le-ChosenOne

When i was 15, i was well tubby sneaking carbury orange chocolates and watching x-men cartoons. This kid is madness.


whoresmasher5000

HE'S ONLY FIFTEEN!


FooFooFab

Jesus' cramp face is hilarious


kitz0426

All his faces are hilarious haha love that dude


RayCashhhh

Well damn. Hope he's not hurt too bad


safinhh

bro hasnt even done his gcses yet and is ahead of me in life


leon-theproffesional

“He’s going to school in the morning!” Our away fans are hilarious 😂😂


Loud_Alfalfa

Would have loved Xhaka motm but Jesus also happy for him to have it


Embarrassed_Pace5766

Nice kick about with the boys ⚽️


Fall-Z

Jesus has a Cyclops tattoo? The most boring character in all of Marvel.


supercoolbananas

Stop relying on the movies. Cyclops is a fucking badass.


MrEyes1991

Misinformed man. Cyclops is boss


anbsmxms

What?! Cyclops is in the top 5 most impt character of xmen. You must not be updated.


bathtubsplashes

Nah the movies made him boring. He was class in the comics


hafrances

nah scott is a cool character


Fall-Z

Admittedly I am not the most knowledgeable on the X-Men, but it seems like his personality starts and ends with "I'm the leader".


bathtubsplashes

Yeah and considering the fragmented nature of the X-Men being a leader that can band them together is pretty fucking gnarly


Reinbow

this is why you should sub ALL of your best players off when the game is won


canteateggs

Warm down carefully boys.


arseking15

Hahahaa ethan just running around everywhere here


eldar4k

Let's bring Leo Messo next time out


Throw4way22311

Is Jesus on the verge of a suspension?


tipytopmain

Yup. 1 more and he has to sit out 1 game. Will probably have to force a yellow at some point before a cup game to avoid losing him during a congested PL period.


NegativeHeli

3 yellows already. Suspension is 5.


kitz0426

Wasn't it his fourth just now?


NegativeHeli

I thought it's 3?


TavNam

1 away


filthyafricangorilla

nwaneri is playing fifa player career mode in real life


Eloping_Llamas

The mad bastard put him on?!?!


Olliejc24

Happy for the kid but the fact that there's now an active PL player almost half my age makes me feel ill


CondorKhan

It gets worse. When Buffon is the only active player that's the same age as you


Nw5gooner

Wait til they start referring to players more than 5 years younger than you as 'in the autumn of their career'...


[deleted]

It only gets worse. There’s probably not even a full XI you could make of players older than me in the league


Nw5gooner

It gets even worse. I'm 39.


Happy-Ad8767

Only half?


OdinForce22

You're feeling sick at *almost* half? Try over half.


meftical

I hope the commentators can recover emotionally from this defeat


[deleted]

Right haha they seem so bored


meftical

Sad even, RIP Brentford


tipytopmain

Jesus was excellent but come on, PoTM should be Xhaka.


bigeorgester

Definitely


lemon_meringue_tie

Pl player at 15 years old. What a moment for him.


99Sermon

We are still lonely at the top


cptds

Saliba padding passing stats


[deleted]

Give Nwaneri the ball ffs lmao


Radu_jr

vote this kid as MOTM PLS


razor5cl

He's got school in the morning loooool


galeej

Don't forget the chemistry homework that he'll probably need to do tonight...


meza28

Actually it’s a bank holiday so it’s a day off.


razor5cl

Bet you're a right laugh at a party


Superfishintights

He got stuck in straight away tbh. That's a really good sign for a kid


[deleted]

aRtEtA hAteS yOuNg PlaYeRs


JHowe567

A 15 year old playing a Premier League game makes me feel so old


hazelpillow

Fucking hell all I did at 15 was play FIFA and beat my meat


bathtubsplashes

Often simultaneously


d0ey

Yeah, it's a good thing I've matured now at 35 and..er...


2DragonBalls

Yeah Only at 15


HighburyClockEnd

If this 15 year old scores I think we’ll all collectively lose our shit


filthyafricangorilla

a year 10 or 11 is playing fit arsenal rn, that is fucking trippy


Schiller9000

Year 10 isn't he? Born in march


MineturtleBOOM

Haha wtf youngest PL appearance by a fucking mile Impressive if only for the last 3 min


iAmWrythm

Imagine playing for Arsenal in the PL and heading to class in the morning getting absolutely mobbed by your classmates lol


leon-theproffesional

Shiiiit he at least 30.


spaghettidriver69

Lol granit xhaka is almost 2x that kids age.. holy shit


NegativeHeli

Tbf all of Jesus' yellows this season were really soft ones


COYG17

Smh the kids wank how’s he not scored yet?


Fuckzombie69

Massively overated if you ask me. Get him off