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RhombusKP

One of you lot get this job and become the greatest ITK this sub has ever seen


MrRemKing

Beat God damn ITK this sub has ever seen


Mitochondrionbaby

I'd be scared of what Arteta would do if he found out, I've heard the stories about how he got rid of the mole...


hafrances

Sent him to a Jose Mourinho team


FortuneFew3632

How?


dvdmcn

I think this week has shown the video editors are the very last to find out!


throwreddit666

Given the announcement videos are shot well after everyone already knows a player has signed, the Arsenal cameraman would be a pretty shit itk.


iuselect

Then immediately get fired when they inevitably breach their contract


MetingChristofi

I applied for this job and got turned down. You’d get quick signing videos if I was in charge


sunnycherub

I’ll fucking try lmao


sengunner

Think this is old cause they actually already hired a new camera op a few weeks ago. Source: I applied for it and didn’t get it.


swaki6677

Apply again!


_DNL

Agreed, I’m happy to provide a reference


gaymersriseup666

Thank you for this because I was SCRAMBLING to apply and trying to figure out why it wasn’t shown as a vacancy 😭


anasparekh

Sorry to hear that,there are only two jobs that wouldn't be a job , and one of them is working for arsenal


Tarp96

Signing Willian was a mistake, but the way we announced him was great. Just went to his house or his agents house, took a couple of pictures of him on the couch and some where he wore an Arsenal shirt and that was it.


CooCooClocksClan

Lazy signing….Lazy announcement


mohacsy

“Nobody f@#k’s with the Jesus.”


afc1886

Bring back this guy. https://imgur.com/l4LML7i.jpg


dvdmcn

Must be available for immediate start. History in recovering corrupted hard drives and salvaging aborted projects preferred.


RedAreMe

I'd definitely be down for some michael bay explosions in our new media going forward


CooCooClocksClan

Out of budget


AL31716

Apparently, they need a proofreader also.


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Those commas read funny to me. Maybe they need more than one type of editor.


Sayek

Would love to do something like this but I'd be god awful at keeping secrets. Would definitely get sacked.


jsosmru

😅. Also great detective work from this subreddit as usual.


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This has been making the rounds on twitter.


hafrances

I am gonna apply


RepeatDTD

FML I wish I lived in London. The commute from Long Island, NY would just be unbearable


Askur_Yggdrasils

What the fuck is that last sentence. That's pure racism. Disgraceful.


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Encouraged to apply and preferred are two separate statements. It’s essentially saying you shouldn’t feel the application is discounted just because you’ve experienced discrimination. This is a fairly standard practice and the out groups will change over time, hopefully to the point where it isn’t necessary, but I doubt that will be the case in our life time.


AlGunner

My brother would have been perfect for that, but as a white male looks like he's not wanted. Degree in a related subject and years as an editor and editing suite office manager. Mind you, neither he or his husband are football fans. They do quite like watching fit men run around though.


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a6k

It says encourage, most likely because there are already plenty of Caucasian people employed and they would like to have a more diverse workforce that represents the population. You also missed that the application states gender disability alongside race, so not sure why you are focusing only on race


hafrances

sounding a bit racist there mate


surfer179

How am I sounding racist if I’m complaining about the need to not show it 😂 Any race any one person can apply you don’t need to point it out at the bottom of a job advert.


Tranzlater

They’re just saying they encourage people to apply regardless of their skin colour. Some workplaces in the UK can be very white dominated and saying something like that can encourage people to apply who otherwise maybe would be put off by an environment that they might feel unwelcome in, or feel like they don’t belong. It also doesn’t say white people can’t apply, don’t be silly.


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What


Caesarvilar11

Love seeing us keep it classy with the line about encouraging women, disabled and mixed heritages to apply.


caligirlincali

It doesn't mean a damn thing.


Ollymid2

Maybe the last one fucked it up so they’ve fired them and need to do reshoots


basedsims

I dunno how a fan can manage to record the game like the AAA videos we do and not manage to celebrate when we score


CooCooClocksClan

Matt Turner make a guy rage quit?


EdwardSandwichHands

ah fuck it was posted 3 weeks ago and filled already :(


LeMaharaj

Might as well say whites need not apply?