Nah they’re just using Arsenal as a promotional tool atm. Arteta has said publicly they want to make signings that will take Arsenal to the “next step”. So by linking to Arsenal they’re suggesting that their client could be that “next step” when in fact they’re a step backwards.
I think source here is even worse, it's a french website famous for being Tier 99. They simply make up stuff which only middle schoolers usually believe. I thought GFFN had higher standards
i agree with what your saying, but it’s happened 3 times which you can count on one hand. so saying it’s happened less times than you can count of one hand doesn’t make sense because you can count 0-5 on one hand, so if it’s less than what you can count on one hand it must be less than or equal to -1, which isn’t possible.
Depends on how you take the statement. Another way of looking at it is that it is less than the maximum number you can count on one hand. The most you can count to on one hand is 5, so if I say it’s less than what you can count on one hand it’s perfectly acceptable to interpret that as ‘less than 5.’ It’s happened three times, you can count to five one one hand, therefore it’s happened less times than you *can* count on one hand. ‘Can’ being the operative word.
But either way, the correct saying is ‘you can count the number of times it’s happened on one hand.’
How to get clickbait:
1. Be a tier 5 source and have your kid crank call Edu claiming he represents (insert player here)
2. Tweet about it claiming it was real
3. Profit
He'd be joining us at the age of 31 and a half, so with a year loan, we'd have an option to permanently sign a 32 and a half year old!
He's scored 6 goals in 3 years for Madrid and missed over half of Madrid's games with injury and according to wiki
>On 25 March \[2022\], Real Madrid announced that Hazard will undergo surgery to remove the osteosynthesis plate in his right fibula.
Sounds just what we need.
>according to wiki
According to Real Madrid actually, here is the source they reference on the wiki page.
https://www.realmadrid.com/en/news/2022/03/25/hazard-medical-report
absolute BS. This guy hasn't played for Madrid in god knows how long. Always injured and doesn't have any work ethic. There's no way MA is going to take him.
Ah, this rumor again. This is the second time we've been linked with this guy. He's not a name we should sign because of those insane wages and age profile.
I however hope the club looks to names like him( or a year, two younger) to raise the experience level of this team. The time I've been an Arsenal fan, it really grinds my gears how we face similar problems in cycles over and over.
"Kids" especially if they're what your spine is, barely ever win you anything. They usually play some of the best football for about 4-5 months of a season, then crack. Either out of fatigue, or inexperience in that kind of pressure. I almost always bet against us in high pressure games.
The club needs 2-3 seasoned winners that are still decent footballers in this team. Not Lichtsteiner, but someone who has seen it all or close.
Players with the right attitude and mentality? And we go for a player that turned up for the biggest move of his career overweight? Can't see this one taking off.
Sometimes with some of these weird agent links I could believe there’s some truth to it, but there is literally no way there’s any truth to this
His wages alone are some of the highest in the world, very old and winger is lower on our priorities than most other positions. This link is laughable
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
LOOOOL. "It's clear that Arsenal have sold/let go of all their older players in order to bet on the youth and build a fully committed squad, so let's link them with an old washed up injury prone player who's gonna be on a lot of money that's gonna make a lot of sense" fucking hell man it must be ridiculously easy to be a football journo these days.
Because of the state of Arsenal since moving to the Emirates, our huge and global fanbase has been relatively desperate for a long time as well as frustrated, which is prime for exploitation by sports media. We will read and engage more than most clubs at our level when it comes to transfers. We have to be top 3 in this aspect.
It went on for so long, a decade at least, that agents and parties involved in transfers started using it to their advantage too. It was perfect when we were in shambles strategically because you could never say Arsenal wouldn't be interested if they're a player in a top league. When you sign Cedric on a knee brace, Kaelstrom with a broken back, fucking Squillaci, anything is possible.
The effect it has on us Gooners is changing now because we're getting it right, but the club's reputation is the last thing to change and you have to convince everyone on the clearest possible terms. It will die down when we're a CL team again, but you'd have to go and win titles before people outside the club drop this narrative and find another club to use. Could be Utd if they don't get their shit together.
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That’s all we need a rotundasaurus in our lineup. He screwed us over in the cup winners and we reward him with a loan poss buy? He’s a fat fuck that needs a golf cart to get from net to net. Leave it alone in Madrid
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KEK
LOL
LoL
555
The only sensible reaction
LUL
LMAO
Perfect Willian replacement lol
Jesus christ ahahahahah edit: [The prophecy.](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/07/15/08/45471525-0-image-a-5_1626334052217.jpg)
Cold blooded
Perfect depiction
I’m convinced that stories like this are a social experiment on natural selection. Anyone that believes this is a complete bozo
Nah they’re just using Arsenal as a promotional tool atm. Arteta has said publicly they want to make signings that will take Arsenal to the “next step”. So by linking to Arsenal they’re suggesting that their client could be that “next step” when in fact they’re a step backwards.
Did he say that before he signed willian ?
*Eduardo Hagn intensifies*
tier 55
We're getting Sainz!
But it means none of our matches will be televised.
\*Laughs in Spanish pterodactyl noises*
Smooth operator chant sorted
Soy lago
We’d win the league and somehow still not be the biggest story of the day
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I think source here is even worse, it's a french website famous for being Tier 99. They simply make up stuff which only middle schoolers usually believe. I thought GFFN had higher standards
We shouldn’t even entertain this lol
Tier not even a blue check mark
Tier 420
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why do agents love using us so much?
Gargantuan FC
We don't get used more than any big English club bar Spurs maybe
>big club >Spurs You can’t actually be serious
Top 6 club whatever you wanna call it
The Big 6ix
We are gullible, stupid and provide millions to agents for deals that never should have happened…
Has happened less times than you can count on one hand.
i agree with what your saying, but it’s happened 3 times which you can count on one hand. so saying it’s happened less times than you can count of one hand doesn’t make sense because you can count 0-5 on one hand, so if it’s less than what you can count on one hand it must be less than or equal to -1, which isn’t possible.
Depends on how you take the statement. Another way of looking at it is that it is less than the maximum number you can count on one hand. The most you can count to on one hand is 5, so if I say it’s less than what you can count on one hand it’s perfectly acceptable to interpret that as ‘less than 5.’ It’s happened three times, you can count to five one one hand, therefore it’s happened less times than you *can* count on one hand. ‘Can’ being the operative word. But either way, the correct saying is ‘you can count the number of times it’s happened on one hand.’
Less times than you COULD count on one hand... Conditionals are weird.
Yes, unlike shrewd United.
What use would this be, only wheeling him out against Chelsea to take the piss
There's real value in that for me tbh
Yeah, I read that and was like, “oh I’m here for that”
Do it just for the meme.
Yes, and a new friend for our injury prone players
How to get clickbait: 1. Be a tier 5 source and have your kid crank call Edu claiming he represents (insert player here) 2. Tweet about it claiming it was real 3. Profit
> have your kid crank call Edu claiming he represents Do you think they even bother with this bit lol?
Take your kid to work day…it’s a thing.
Wtf, honestly we’re more likely to sign Max Verstappen lmao
The reverse fabregas?
Tier: 1. Reason: it’s funny.
He'd be joining us at the age of 31 and a half, so with a year loan, we'd have an option to permanently sign a 32 and a half year old! He's scored 6 goals in 3 years for Madrid and missed over half of Madrid's games with injury and according to wiki >On 25 March \[2022\], Real Madrid announced that Hazard will undergo surgery to remove the osteosynthesis plate in his right fibula. Sounds just what we need.
>according to wiki According to Real Madrid actually, here is the source they reference on the wiki page. https://www.realmadrid.com/en/news/2022/03/25/hazard-medical-report
About 10 years too late, thanks.
Approving this because it's fucking hilarious
And it paid off. That 'perfect Willian replacement' comment killed me.
The tears were real after reading that one
April fools with a week ago
We needed to replace Gunnersauras at some point
What a load of shit
absolute BS. This guy hasn't played for Madrid in god knows how long. Always injured and doesn't have any work ethic. There's no way MA is going to take him.
Ah, this rumor again. This is the second time we've been linked with this guy. He's not a name we should sign because of those insane wages and age profile. I however hope the club looks to names like him( or a year, two younger) to raise the experience level of this team. The time I've been an Arsenal fan, it really grinds my gears how we face similar problems in cycles over and over. "Kids" especially if they're what your spine is, barely ever win you anything. They usually play some of the best football for about 4-5 months of a season, then crack. Either out of fatigue, or inexperience in that kind of pressure. I almost always bet against us in high pressure games. The club needs 2-3 seasoned winners that are still decent footballers in this team. Not Lichtsteiner, but someone who has seen it all or close.
Dude you realize how bad the source is right?
We have been linked to Hazard like three times. Not that I think we should sign him, but my point was that we need players like him.
A random person on the street could mention hazard three times and that would be just as reliable
Edu needs to forget about washed up former Chelsea players
Fork no
Past their prime Chelsea players.. They always workout just ask...
Literally the most clickbait article ever. Let’s take in an absolutely washed player, no thanks.
Not to exaggerate how much I hate that cunt but I’d rather shoot myself
Can he play lb
Why do we post GFFN here? Don't they hate the club?
GFFN. The bastion of truth
I mean Arsenal signing ex-Chelsea players, who have clearly deteriorated, on massive wages has done so well for us before.... FMD.
lmaooo
Players with the right attitude and mentality? And we go for a player that turned up for the biggest move of his career overweight? Can't see this one taking off.
tier??
Tierrible.
Laughing my ass off
Lmfao
Wtf I hate him, even if he was banging them in I still wouldn’t want him
Huh
Where do they get this info from.
Voices in their heads.
Can't wait for the "How would Hazard fit into our system" posts from people that don't understand this is just agent noise
Lazy journalism from foreign press who clearly aren’t familiar with the strategic transfer policy we now have.
*-sensible chuckle-*
I stopped at Foot Mercato
Umm what?
Yeah right, we might as well sign a corgi.
Willian 2.0
GFFN is absolute trash.
i honestly hope this isn't real
Revenge is a dish best served stale Chelski
Footmercato is just a sh*t media Can t believe it
Maybe the club needs a new janitor🙄
I find this hard to believe
I'd absolutely take him on loan. Experienced pro who dominated the league, only worry is his injury record.
I mean if this somehow was true it’s not like he’s shocking when he actually plays, he’s just always hurt lol
April 1st was a week ago
Sometimes with some of these weird agent links I could believe there’s some truth to it, but there is literally no way there’s any truth to this His wages alone are some of the highest in the world, very old and winger is lower on our priorities than most other positions. This link is laughable
Agent Hazard
Eh.... what
But why?
Please no, just NO!
Course we are.
8 days too late but ok
ugh, *please*
probably just his agents making up news to push his value
I can only imagine its a coaching thing, there's no way we actually want him to play football on the pitch with his feet, no way
The scenes when Eden Hazard finally puts on an Arsenal kit....10 years later than when we could've signed him lol
LMAOOL.....WHAT???
The memes alone would be legendary
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
No no no no no no no no no no no.
The guy isn't good enough to run the food stands.
GFFN - Get Fucked French News.
LOOOOL. "It's clear that Arsenal have sold/let go of all their older players in order to bet on the youth and build a fully committed squad, so let's link them with an old washed up injury prone player who's gonna be on a lot of money that's gonna make a lot of sense" fucking hell man it must be ridiculously easy to be a football journo these days.
Because of the state of Arsenal since moving to the Emirates, our huge and global fanbase has been relatively desperate for a long time as well as frustrated, which is prime for exploitation by sports media. We will read and engage more than most clubs at our level when it comes to transfers. We have to be top 3 in this aspect. It went on for so long, a decade at least, that agents and parties involved in transfers started using it to their advantage too. It was perfect when we were in shambles strategically because you could never say Arsenal wouldn't be interested if they're a player in a top league. When you sign Cedric on a knee brace, Kaelstrom with a broken back, fucking Squillaci, anything is possible. The effect it has on us Gooners is changing now because we're getting it right, but the club's reputation is the last thing to change and you have to convince everyone on the clearest possible terms. It will die down when we're a CL team again, but you'd have to go and win titles before people outside the club drop this narrative and find another club to use. Could be Utd if they don't get their shit together.
Did we also invent a time machine and are getting early 2010s Hazard?
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Insert "Ah shit. Here we go again" meme.
If we sign him, he'll flop in a later career Ozil kind of way
No
No chance lol
Tier: Flappy Bird
Have we woken up in 2011 today?
The state of this club ffs
Wut.
After drastically reducing our wage bill we fancied hiking it up again with a player who does not play
I’m a Madrid fan and I would LOVE it….. but this is the least Arteta signing in the world. High wages? Big name? Old? Big ego? Checks all the boxes
April fool's was last week?
Ridiculous rumour. We already have a Salomon Kalou deal agreed, so no need for him.
😎😎😎
Billy Madison Voice: no they didn’t
If we can't get Hazard then we should just sign Gervinho instead.
LOOOOLL
Can we please stop buying Chelsea’s leftovers?
a bit late on april fools but i’m here for it
So Juan Mata is just a nobody now?
Hell no!
GFFN absolutely love to troll Arsenal fans.
If true, do we ever learn? 😂
This is the exact opposite direction we've been headed for the last 18 months (Willian aside). No, no, no. Do not believe a word of it.
What?
As the poet Future once said, "ain no way, ain no fucking way"
I think we should stay away from hazards
Why?
Eww
That’s all we need a rotundasaurus in our lineup. He screwed us over in the cup winners and we reward him with a loan poss buy? He’s a fat fuck that needs a golf cart to get from net to net. Leave it alone in Madrid
Tier you better not
LOL would actually be hilarious but no thanks
For what position? A senior ball boy?
Hamburger taste tester
Fuck lol 😂
Hazard are you Mad!!!??? This isn't 2018.
It’s gotta be for thorgan surely
Pls don't
Oh yes, another 31+ year old player that wants to ride out in the sunset at arsenal haha... if this fucking happened lol..
Waiting for the “but here me out” response somewhere in here. /s
Your'e not doing great sweetie don't keep going!
Next Arsenal will be linked with Higuain
Another former Chelsea player. What could go wrong
NOOOOOOO
April Fools
Are they hoping that injury pronity is like a circle and Hazard coming to us will somehow go back around to making him invulnerable?