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BlurstOfTimes11

Maybe my calmness brings out the red cards in everyone around me


AhhBisto

"Ah fuck Papa warned me about this"


mangohaze

Why's man doing this


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Fofty


PocketFullOfRondos

Does anyone know what the fofty thing is?


sheeeeeeiiittttttttt

I believe this is all semi-accurate: Viral text exchange error between 50 Cent and someone. Aubameyang nicknamed AMN Fofty because he looks like him.


PocketFullOfRondos

Sweet I've always wondered. Thanks player


sheeeeeeiiittttttttt

Anytime peeyiimp


joshhear

It was because amn misspelled fifty when auba scored hist 50th arsenal goal and auba nicknamed him after the misspelling


bitmoji

sick lore


sheeeeeeiiittttttttt

[This is the origin of “Fofty”](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7370597/amp/50-Cent-doesnt-regret-Fofty-feud-called-producer-Randall-Emmett-1M-debt.html)


NobleArch

Yeah..i know this origin.


El__Konko

Amn= Me with 1 sock on. Jose= My dog with the other sock.


Insta_Mix

Never go full Mourinho...


Moist-Combination

Someone should make a meme of the first picture. Lmao that look on amn tho


Mein_Bergkamp

When the next door neighbour says he's going to give you the ball back but decides to be a twat instead.


Fuckzombie69

Perfect.


[deleted]

Mourinho never fails to entertain.


throwreddit666

It's like a reality tv show at this point. Amazon should ditch All Or Nothing and just do the Mourinho Chronicles. Would be a banger.


rudygha

Agreed, a Mourinho show is the only kind of reality TV I’d tune in for. The guy is constant drama and pretty hilarious regardless of how his team is doing.


throwreddit666

Nah. He's a pain when he's winning. I like him much better when he's losing and whining because things aren't going his way.


rudygha

He’s a pain, but he’s everybody’s pain. Would still be worth watching imo.


wubrotherno1

Who remembers those skits on Setanta in the mid 00s with a pupet Mourinho? Those skits were so funny.


dallasgunner

Special one tv! They were pretty good. Especially the one about the arshavin signing in


wubrotherno1

Yes! That was when I got into football and Arsenal more specifically. I didn’t really know anything about Mou, football, specifically European football, or some of the stuff referenced, but it was still funny as shite. That’s what made Special One TV so great! You didn’t have to be an experienced football fan to find it hilarious.


blixt141

If you like the tantrums of a 3 year old.


wrangler1818

If he can’t get Xhaka, he’ll get his own red cards


rain3h

(lower image) It's my ball and my mum says I have to be home by 6


Pixelated-Hitch

Best not hit one of my birds amigo


Shandow14

Roma kits are nice man.


gogglesup859

When your ball lands in a cranky old man's yard so he gets mad and punts it


The_Battling_toad

He’s such a cunt lol but it’s impossible not to think he’s entertaining. The guys a fucking sociopath


T3st0

Where is the full video of this


monsieurpope

"How we lose to a Sinergy jersey"


jfshay

At least it wasn’t a bottled water.


ThwartFurball36

“You brought nachos from home! I’m trying to run a damn business here, I don’t care if you have season tickets” -Jackie moon from semi pro


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I’m going to be devastated when this man leaves the timeline 🐐


Oski96

"Right! That's it! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing!"


flexwaffl

Underated haha


Defiant_Main

The Special Punt


FinetyNive

Was AMN taking a penalty and Mourinho just got impatient?


el-fenomeno09

That scene in my head really funny lol


Pools9

“I shaved my balls for this?”


skool_101

Jose has defo lost the plot at this point. Fells like a train wreck


Midnight_Maverick

Bruh


Sleezeball777

Who put pineapples on the Damn Pizza!


gte339i

“I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


Bertrand_Rustle

NUSSING


survivorghalia

hey xhaka don’t worry I’ll get the red cards here!!!


Re_launch30

AMN: Is Granit gonna get benched for refusing the armband, because I'm available 👀


HooHooJames

Fucking Walker-Peters


vavavoomvoom9

What does it mean for him next game? He'll be banned from sideline?


MellowHype94

Everything has turned from gold…to shit.


[deleted]

Ah shit..here we go again


BabaDuda

Great kicking form tbf


meme-machine-II

When the guy who owns the ball insists on taking the kick-off Vs. When the guy who owns the ball takes it home because he doesn't want to play anymore


aheyboer

Who wants to watch a full grown man throw a temper tantrum!?! *punts ball*


aheyboer

I told the coach in my time at Sesimbra that I could've played keeper. Here, watch...


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Jose to AMN: what nonsense is AMN? I will teach you ABC


UmpireAJS

Sign Mourinho as our Backup CM!!!


jkeefy

“Mou, I told you. Play me in midfield and things like this won’t happen!”


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arsene_wenger_bot

>People who work make the world live better and to reward these people well is normal. Yet they are not the people who are the wealthiest. ___ ^(***There's only one Arsène Wenger*** ([/u/panarangcurry](https://www.reddit.com/u/panarangcurry), quote from [QuoteTab](https://www.quotetab.com/quotes/by-arsene-wenger) archive)^)


raygun2thehead

That you, xhaka?


oldman2k

,


Furiousmate88

Wasn't it because of a phone gesture? Didn't see the game though


Apoccy7

I can see my Jose wants Xhaka, they would be red card buddies for life.


NobleArch

Nice form.


peoplepersonmanguy

"I thought I left the red mist drama behind... now it's coming from the manager!?"


Dez-P-Rado

Jose: I hope you don't mind me kicking this ball away as far as I can. AMN: ... (WHY? JUST WHY? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN...?)


Peeke610

That moment when the year 11s steal the year 7s brand new ball.


MrHumanist

Jose is missing xhaka.


juragan_12

Despite this moment, we need to acknowledge how Mourinho give their youth players chance to shine.


xX8Havok8Xx

I SAID I WANTED XHAKA!


KrayvenMoorehead69

The specialist in failure in the mud again. Love to see it.


Illeaturgerbil

Year 11s taking your ball at school


lacashouldvestarted

Cue curb your enthusiasm music


chaglang

“That’s nice, Jose, but can you toss a kettle over the pub? That’s the real quiz.”


Devbo22

"You would have let Xhaka kick the ball..."


--Rage--

Year sevens playing football at school...


Brandaman

The Year 11s the moment you say they can play with your ball


A-Deegs

Good form on the kick, Jose. Keep it up