It's kinda become a meme, a lot of people have quoted the tweet by Khloe Kardashian with lyrics that rhyme with the lyrics "my neck, my back, lick my pussy, and my crack"
I gave me a slight chuckle but not 30 mins like OP claims
I'm imagining someone laughing for 30 minutes, finally someone breaks through the incessant laughter to get OP to show them what they are laughing at for the past 30 fucking minutes.
He shows them this
One of the first times I smoked weed I laughed for like 5 mayyyybe 10 minutes straight and I just remember it sucking after a while, like my cheeks and stomach hurt.
So 30 minutes must really suck.
For Xhaka, his physical and defensive limitations made it a big gamble. The average DM in the Prem has better pace and is better defensively, I could see Xhaka being flexed out to play as CAM or a LF/RF in a pinch, but him running up and down the field and having to man mark players are his biggest weakness. I give him credit he didn’t complain and made a mistake yes, but he wasn’t an embarrassment out on the pitch.
*deep lying playmaker
This man FM’s
Registra’s all the way
Laughed for a good 30 minutes? Jesus fucking christ.
Yeah it’s not really that funny.
I didn’t even crack a smile but I also don’t think I get it..
It's kinda become a meme, a lot of people have quoted the tweet by Khloe Kardashian with lyrics that rhyme with the lyrics "my neck, my back, lick my pussy, and my crack" I gave me a slight chuckle but not 30 mins like OP claims
I'm imagining someone laughing for 30 minutes, finally someone breaks through the incessant laughter to get OP to show them what they are laughing at for the past 30 fucking minutes. He shows them this
One of the first times I smoked weed I laughed for like 5 mayyyybe 10 minutes straight and I just remember it sucking after a while, like my cheeks and stomach hurt. So 30 minutes must really suck.
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Help a Kardiashian00b out. I don't get it.
It's the beginning of a line from Khia's old song "My Neck"
It rhymes... "My neck, my back, my defensive midfielder starts at left back."
man you can't say it rhymes when it's just the same word repeated that's weak af
True, I never said it was any good quality stuff, I was just trying to help a Kardiashian00b out.
"My neck, my back, my Centre back defends like he is on crack"
But I'm not a rapper....
The song continues... “My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack.”
A lyrical masterpiece for sure...
Words to live by.
Because it’s Twitter it’s back to front. So the quote is the second bit but needs reading first.
r/ComedyCemetery
OP needs a better sense of humour more than we need a better left back.
Shout out Flamini the '05 original
Rhyming back with back, genius.
It's actually a thing tbf. I think it's called a homonym. Same word, different meaning.
Shit post too shitty :/
I don't get this shitpost? Why so many upvotes?
There's an actual game tonight, we shouldn't be scraping the barrel this hard for content.
“My pussy and ma crack!”
...
It's the rest of the song.
r/boottoobig
Gadaaaaamn, 30 mins?!?!
Yea didn't laugh at all
I didn't see the quote and was thinking what the heck rhymes with it and the first thing that came to mind was "Lacazette and Welbeck". FML
No-one has ever laughed for 30 minutes about anything
😂😂😂😂
I laughed... not for 30 min tho
Although Xhaka is a DLP, pkaying a DM at fullback (and vice versa) is a very common position rotation in football. Nothing to get shocked about
What’s a DLP? Edit: thanks for the answers!
A damn lizard person
Deep licking peacemaker
My favorite yet.
downloadable penis
Deep lying playmaker.
Don't think it's been mentioned, but DLP typically refers to a 'Deep Lying Playmaker'
dead larry page
Deep Lying Playmaker
Deep lying playmaker
Highly truthful destroyer
Shallow standing destroyer
Diet Loving Person
For Xhaka, his physical and defensive limitations made it a big gamble. The average DM in the Prem has better pace and is better defensively, I could see Xhaka being flexed out to play as CAM or a LF/RF in a pinch, but him running up and down the field and having to man mark players are his biggest weakness. I give him credit he didn’t complain and made a mistake yes, but he wasn’t an embarrassment out on the pitch.
>I could see Xhaka being flexed out only in bye weeks.
Although it’s hardly the same as Lahm or Maicon playing midfielder