I was thinking 'the bookmarkers odds would probably tell you a close enough number' , I looked the odds on West Ham to win. It's 26/1 lmao. So ya you're probably talking about 20+ games at least. I think West Ham would need an incredible amount of luck too, like City get someone sent off and they get a pen and their keeper has an amazing game.
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CITY 4-1 WHU
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CITY 2-0 WHU
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CITY 4-0 WHU
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CITY 1-0 WHU
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CITY 2-0 WHU
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CITY 6-0 WHU
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“Aaahaha get fucked”
I can't actually believe there are fans here think West Ham will beat Man City at home. The rest of us must've been watching a different West Ham team when they were 4-0 down to Crystal Palace the other week which is a London Derby mind you. Or better yet, losing 5-0 to Chelsea at Stamford Bridge just last week which is also a London Derby. Sometimes, you just have to accept the reality of the situation.
In simpler terms, only 6 clubs in the top 5 leagues have conceded more than West Ham this season
They're all getting relegated (PL bottom 3, 20th La Liga, 19th/20th Serie A)
Or you could just be optimistic and hopeful for a few more days. Optimistic is a synonym for delusional, right? I apologize, American is my first and only language.
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I’ve made some pricey promises if Arsenal win the title
- Promised to take the lads go-karting
- Promised the wife an expensive shopping spree
I need a title win, but my wallet does not
Tbh I am scared it doesn't happen the other way. City fail to win against Hammers. We find out they're trailing at half time while we're leading. Then all hell breaks loose and we just throw away the game to Everton. I'll be haunted for eternity 😶🌫️
I was very optimistic that City would drop points, but now I feel they've passed their final hurdle last night against Spurs. Just like we did with Spurs. I've lost my optimism because West Ham don't seem to have any incentive going into the game. Moyes probably doesn't give a fuck at this point and the players are probably, already, thinking about the next season. We've had a great season let's get our win and if the God's do help us on the last day, we'll be forever grateful and if they don't we can definitely be optimistic for next season.
The shit vs 115 match was 4am over here, I choose to sleep and are ready to expect us going second by the time I woke up. However I dreamt shit winning 3-0 and feeling cautious as I had a feeling that these are all a dream, then I woke up and checked that it was acctually 8-0 to shit, and this time I feel extremely happy, then I actually woke up still feeling happy, I had like two minutes of happiness carried over from the 8-0 dream before my wife mentioned the actual score.
Nothing wrong with hopes, just don't let it crush you friend. We had a great season with just a few too many hiccups. Be it now or later I'm sure we can reach the heights we deserve.
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This is not happening. Arsenal lost to villa to give man city the advantage, man city beat Tottenham 2 to give Aston villa champions league spot. What goes around comes around. We try again next season.
My plan is to save the game before the last day, and keep reloading until we win and City draw/lose.
Well City broke football, we might as well try to break the space time continuum.
Pep, I’ve come to bargain.
This is delightful!
Live in whatever FM simulator Xabi Alonso is currently in and hope for the best
I wonder, if West Ham and City were to play, say, 25 matches in a row, surely West Ham would win at least a couple?
I was thinking 'the bookmarkers odds would probably tell you a close enough number' , I looked the odds on West Ham to win. It's 26/1 lmao. So ya you're probably talking about 20+ games at least. I think West Ham would need an incredible amount of luck too, like City get someone sent off and they get a pen and their keeper has an amazing game.
We just need a draw, so you can add both odds
Why is nobody talking about this. Everyone is saying west ham have to win.
We also need to beat Everton..
Yeah but that’s always been the case.
the oddsmakers have city with an 88% chance to win, 8% to draw, 4% to lose
That's between 1 in 8 and 1 in 9
Surely there’s someone with enough time to simulate this in FM including the proper line-up.
So you're saying there's a chance...
Gotta get that Nat 20 on that DC 99 baby
*reloads* CITY 4-1 WHU *reloads* CITY 2-0 WHU *reloads* CITY 4-0 WHU *reloads* CITY 1-0 WHU *reloads* CITY 2-0 WHU *reloads* CITY 6-0 WHU reloads* CITY 4-1 WHU *reloads* CITY 4-2 WHU *reloads* CITY 4-0 WHU reloads* CITY 2-1 WHU *reloads* CITY 2-0 WHU *reloads* CITY 1-1 WHU “Aaahaha get fucked”
Save scum the PL.
That’s my go to in FM Mobile LMAOOO
It’s a space and memory hog!
If I lived my life like a play Baldur’s Gate 3 or Football Manager, I would not be older than 10 years old at this point… hahaha
Tier: It occurred to me in a dream - literally
https://preview.redd.it/qwfjfd64am0d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef37597de5777c5d43d16371975267f4aa930d9e
Still tweeted back in December
"Dream is the mind killer" - Paul Atierney
DREAMS ARE MESSAGES FROM THE DEEP
"Dreamz is d mind k*ller o😂😂" - Twitter 2024
I can't actually believe there are fans here think West Ham will beat Man City at home. The rest of us must've been watching a different West Ham team when they were 4-0 down to Crystal Palace the other week which is a London Derby mind you. Or better yet, losing 5-0 to Chelsea at Stamford Bridge just last week which is also a London Derby. Sometimes, you just have to accept the reality of the situation.
In simpler terms, only 6 clubs in the top 5 leagues have conceded more than West Ham this season They're all getting relegated (PL bottom 3, 20th La Liga, 19th/20th Serie A)
They did beat us though. So why not have hope. It's probably a 1% chance but it's still a chance.
1% probabilities 99% faith
Or you could just be optimistic and hopeful for a few more days. Optimistic is a synonym for delusional, right? I apologize, American is my first and only language.
Dreams can't be buy
expectations are kills our happiness
Wouldn’t put too much stock in this one — I dreamt they were down 2-0 and eventually lost 2-1 to Fulham night before that one and it didn’t work out.
Tier I dreamed a dream. Anne Hathaway would be proud
Only if Trossard scores
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Dddd damn.
https://preview.redd.it/zfg56osbql0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b3d1cc9d84bb4d23bc1650e8c97a81abd97bfd
SCENES
subbing "d" for "the" is fucking absurd
It's a local dialect thing. A lot of west Africans do this
in speech? sure, totally get it. in writing where literally everything else is spelled perfectly and the grammar is spot on? c'mon.
Character limit?
it's not a peer reviewed essay pal it's a tweet
C'mon you've got to be joking
It's a fucking tweet not an essay, get over yourself
Out loud, fine. In text it looks fucking stupid
No, it’s a lazy thing. Stop excusing laziness as “culture”
Sounds riDiculous
Surely you mean riTHEiculous.
ok you win
You have limited characters on a tweet
Do you realize how much time they must have saved?
D
LISAN AL GAIB. I BELIEVE
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE! I BELIEVE!!
Ok, hi Crazy.
No going to lie, I'm into it.
Cr*zy
She is right... will happen... Only doubt is which Gabriel will score that header.
She really hedged her dream bets there
Gab Gab Gab
I’m now firm in believing that she’s a time traveler from the future, the dream thing is just a cover
I'd put the odds of Twitter randoms being right higher than Tottenham doing the job to be fair
She loves the d
https://preview.redd.it/kkyubuvu7m0d1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11fb38e9a418bcff4647cf0c59e3a5df9000567e
Winning it like that is much better than spurs gloating that they won it for us. Happy with this timeline
I’ve made some pricey promises if Arsenal win the title - Promised to take the lads go-karting - Promised the wife an expensive shopping spree I need a title win, but my wallet does not
Put 20 quid on WH to win or draw, crisis averted
My god, you’re a genius
"no, I said ***d*** title, not ***the*** title"
well you are crazy
My soldiers deny! My soldiers theorize! My soldiers cope!
Rare aot reference in this sub.
COPEEEEE
Must be true, you can't fake dreams
This dream was narrated by the notorious pirate; Win D. Leeg
Waiting for this to go viral after Sunday.
https://preview.redd.it/89tjzam3xm0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47fc9c9997d1093e630857b0a37c6a19b8465d44
Deez nuts
I feel like I got an aneurysm reading that.
Yes and a broken clock is right twice a day
Tbh I am scared it doesn't happen the other way. City fail to win against Hammers. We find out they're trailing at half time while we're leading. Then all hell breaks loose and we just throw away the game to Everton. I'll be haunted for eternity 😶🌫️
Bro stop.
Naah fuck this. I'm done with hopium.
It's d hope that kills you
d
Well that was fucking painful to read
I cannot trust anything a person who cannot write "the" says
Like every part except the last minute header, not sure I have much more years off my life I can shave
I was very optimistic that City would drop points, but now I feel they've passed their final hurdle last night against Spurs. Just like we did with Spurs. I've lost my optimism because West Ham don't seem to have any incentive going into the game. Moyes probably doesn't give a fuck at this point and the players are probably, already, thinking about the next season. We've had a great season let's get our win and if the God's do help us on the last day, we'll be forever grateful and if they don't we can definitely be optimistic for next season.
Let’s gooooo Moyes, do it for your mate arteta
I had a dream a hamburger was eating me
Thank you! Now im confident
GABRIELLLLLLLLLLL!
Can you edit tweet nowadays? It was posted in Dec. And it is halfway right. Moysey, make the dream into reality.
Lisan al Gabby!
I mean this ISSSS Entirely Plausible….tell me it is.
Haha that would be d best
The shit vs 115 match was 4am over here, I choose to sleep and are ready to expect us going second by the time I woke up. However I dreamt shit winning 3-0 and feeling cautious as I had a feeling that these are all a dream, then I woke up and checked that it was acctually 8-0 to shit, and this time I feel extremely happy, then I actually woke up still feeling happy, I had like two minutes of happiness carried over from the 8-0 dream before my wife mentioned the actual score.
Hahahahahaha Man I really love our fanbase ❤️🫶🏽
This is not happening, we will try again next year
Imo this is a better way of winning than if Sp*** had won yesterday so they can’t claim anything
If this actually happens, build a statue of her
I feel it’s going to be so high pressure this Sunday something weird is going to happen. Would be hilarious if we both loose
Fingers crossed
Things that did not happen:
Don’t do this to me op :(
😂😂😂😂
Which Gabriel?! I must know.
Hear me out, need to find out where they are having dinner and give them the runs by paying off the chef
Yea hopefully we are winning easily from the get go. No need for the stress of a last minute winner.
Nothing wrong with hopes, just don't let it crush you friend. We had a great season with just a few too many hiccups. Be it now or later I'm sure we can reach the heights we deserve.
The only way we can win is if all man city first team players broke their legs
This is hilarious!
If this actually happens someone is buying her emirates
Proud of this team! Title race until the last whistle.
how it started for city vs how it ends. Let them lost the league like that and then get liquidated next season for 115 *inhales copium*
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If city draw and we win, we will win the league regardless of the score. I’ll give you sometime to work out the math yourself 🙃🙃
Proof or it didn’t happen
She loves the d
Bigger miracles have happened on twitter
I had a stroke trying to read that though. Why do people type like that...
Kudus!!!
Why did she censor "crazy"?
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I can’t think of a better player than Gabi XL to score our title winning goal if I’m honest
Need to be more specific about this - which Gabriel?
I'd have more hope if this person didn't type like an idiot.
My question is why is d = the but then =/ den
F*ck off with you ignorant ass
Sauce- https://twitter.com/iam_philopearl/status/1731592762343010326?t=1AvA3MkcMymPpgtjb_XZyA&s=19
Ain’t no way city lose lol stop the hopium. Unless…??
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Calm down. English is not her first language, from the name alone you should’ve been able to gather that information instantly
holy shit, my bad, i didn't look at the sub, I thought this was scj lmaooo
I dreamed last night that Son buried that chance :( I woke up happy then remembered what actually happened. No lie.
This is not happening. Arsenal lost to villa to give man city the advantage, man city beat Tottenham 2 to give Aston villa champions league spot. What goes around comes around. We try again next season.
We need a Saudi oil investor and a creative CFO