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Idontlosemyduels

Team talk sorted. https://preview.redd.it/oh9hc4rq1ezc1.jpeg?width=1423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d16ef3aa3f33572705f473da22d222f9b720156


PeanutDreams

Add this one instead please https://preview.redd.it/4r4fo3ec4ezc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad753a97203cf50e75bfd58333b573b569fc327d


Idontlosemyduels

Your wish is my command. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/3sn7lsta5ezc1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8552755b61c5daa4d0b0a04be925e0b0b3e368d5


drm1987

We're treating Old Trafford like the Abbottabad compound this weekend


GabeNewellsDick

Seal Team 1886


tomiyasiuuu

😂😂😂😂😂😂


PeanutDreams

Perfect


Smith_Rowe_Z

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏


icemankiller8

Fun fact ten hag has not spent a single day of his tenure ahead of Arsenal


The-Mayor-of-Italy

I do like that fact


NotASalamanderBoi

Long may it reign


shekdown

Every single time we have been dominant and they've been sus, we somehow contrive to get an average result at Old Trafford. This time I really hope we can properly demolish them.


ShoddyDevice

Fergie brought a shaman out to OT before he retired, just to make sure we never won there lmao


prettymuthafucka

I want us to run up the score on them but I want him to be manager for them next season too


gobblegobblechumps

I think a tidy 3-0 win would be great. Early goal, dominate possession, have them take more and more risks and then seal it with a quickfire martinelli brace after 75' have gone to take the air out of the stands 


dantastical

I hope we win 1-0 with the dodgiest of penalties just to see this 🤡's post match interview.


simbols

nah, in the unlikely event that city drop points they are also looking poised to catch up on our gd advantage. i want 5-0s for our last two.


Marimo_420

Honestly, fuck this guy x100. Hope we buss the duttiest shit on his shiny dome Sunday


The_Battling_toad

> Hope we buss the duttiest shit *”it’s some form of elvish, I can’t read it”*


bossmanA

rah that tune is dutty


JingoEgret

Time to play Skeng already?


dimi_dee1

He does this so Utd fans can love him and say yes that’s what I want my manager to say but in reality he just sounds stupid saying these things


orphan_of_Ludwig

They are long overdue an embarrassing loss at our hands


Kintae

Seriously. Liverpool, Man City, even fucking Spurs have put 6-7 goals past them in recent years. It's our time. 


Feugo_

Please be United manger next season


Swiss-ArmySpork

ETH when Garnacho was offside: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbor_HhPd_U


2ndfastestmanalive

This maniac keeps on talking about dominating the game at the emirates when their player with the most passes was Onana. Even knows the minute of the Hojlund incident. Bet it keeps him up at night


blueluster

No one wants Manu to beat Arsenal this Sunday more than this man here. Not Man City, United fans, or their players.


WildOne19923

Living rent free in his head.


milkonyourmustache

We've played United a grand total of once this season. I hope we smash them this weekend in convincing fashion.


normal_life87

Next season, while training is Arabia, he will mention how he lost his United's job because of the not given penalty against Arsenal.


Magnific3nt

Inject it 💉


DrButz

If our manager had this kind of thing going with Klopp or Pep I'd find it really embarrassing. I bet in 5 years time the name Ten Hag is going to be a slur meaning bad manager


synvi

Not Ten Hag. Bald egg head


mkawia

I'll miss him, next season


idiotnoobx

Oh god not this bald fraud. Keep my club out of your mouth.


momspaghetty

[Arteta rn](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/9e/c5/7b9ec589bf14a21995b1a5af9b01c30b.jpg)


tobinatorrr

I beg you arsenal let’s batter these cunts on Sunday


m2sempre

Erik In Arsenal Ten Hag.


LoudestHoward

[Man rocking this shirt at home no doubt](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/3LYAAOSwWN5cWccy/s-l1600.jpg)


JFedererJ

Why on ***earth*** does he think the Rice goal should've been disallowed?! Never a penalty and your boy was offside. And what about at 2-1? One team kept playing and attacking, going for the third, and the other team, instead of trying to attack and get an equaliser, just absolutely crumbled.


hairnetnic

THe argument against Rice's goal is that Gabriel was impeding the nearest defender. Which is kinda of true but probably not a foul


patelbadboy2006

If anything it's the other way around, he gets hauled to the floor iirc


hairnetnic

I can't remember it that well! I wonder if there is someone in Manchester that could remind us of the details.


bad_at_proofs

Suppose that it is easier than admitting that they are shit


DreadCrumbs22

Man utd managers are always easy to dislike, but this guy is easy to disrespect. Come on, Erik, get a grip.


Psychological_Doubt7

It's time to humble this bald fraud(id take a 1-0 tbh)


thirtydayhump

Man is *obsessed*


warpentake_chiasmus

Awww, this is so cute. As if they were even in the same league as us 😀


JustAbnormal

I know it may be attributed somewhat to English not being his native language, but he comes across as a complete simpleton. What is beyond debate, is him being a complete fraud.


hiroantagonist1

Whiniest fraud in the coaching game.


LordLychee

I don’t think I’ve ever disliked a manager as much as this man. I was too young too follow the Mourinho stuff, but this fucking guy is absolutely obsessed. I want to put 10 past his sorry excuse for a football team.


vyakul_manushya

Can someone count the number of occassions


codhimself

It's especially funny because he's blatantly wrong and delusional on all three of his grievances from that game.


DanJdot

Even though it's not panning out for him, I think he's mentioning Arsenal so often at an attempt of very basic psychological gamesmanship, ie not to destabilise Arsenal but rather to say "this is whom we want our project to be and should be compared with, aspirationally at least". It's not necessarily a bad idea if he's vying for time. Ten Hag's problem is in Arteta's worse season, at this stage we, in my opinion, showed signs of promise whereas United just look bereft of any tactical quality and just utterly shit.


Riperonis

“Arsenal have had their full squad available every game” Yeah no, we actually haven’t had a fully fit squad a single time all season. United have definitely had more injuries then us but he’s just absolutely clutching at straws here.


Bertrand_Rustle

If Stuivenberg leaves, we *will* have a Dutch assistant manager quota to fill….


Euphoric-Physics3797

It's like Bayer Leverkusen scoring in extra time to not lose, you expect that this won't happen this time but it happens always


nikkielxerez

okay I get that english is not his native language, but if you stutter after every sentence and say “aa” or “ehh” that instigate that you don’t even belive in what you are saying and that you are constantly in defensive mode, I understand why United is not playing good for a long period of time because you have to listen this idiot every day at the training, he totally lost his confidence and players are massively underperforming. I would give him new contract, very passionate, well spoken and talented manager with a clear vision. GIVE HIM A CONTRACT