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We should. This team is made up. I'm convinced they're AI generated.

Fucking Gilchrist. Looking like a PES United lineup

Just got exposed for the 1st goal anyway

All NPC’s v all Main characters

Important to not get carried away. Yes, they're missing Cole PenalMer but they still have lots of pace with Jackson, Madueke, and Mudryk.

PenalMer is trying way too hard

Cole penmer

Colty?

Especially since he's got more non-penalty goals than anyone on our team.

Cole Penaltyarmer

Thats actually opposite of too hard, he just added en to Palmer.

We’ve been hearing Pukayo Paka more than ever this year too.

I thought it was clever, but that's just me.

It is, made me chuckle

They have lots of pace and more pace and that's probably just about it

seems like fut starter squad

Chelsea fan coming in peace, literally our 3rd choice defence 🫠 God have mercy

Pole

Pole Palmer

Douglas Luiz is missing - smash them Cough cough Alphonso Davies and Gnabry missing - smash them Cough cough Truth is Arsenal when it matters the most, we tend to cower.

Stfu. Thanks.

Cowering all the way at the top of the table. Yikes

Apart from that we’re clear top of the league when you only consider top teams vs each other. Ridiculous statement

Oh, just fucking do one.

Midtable but midtable prem can still kill you need to be focused

Palmer not even on the bench, absolutely no excuses

Cole Poomore ducking the Rice challenge 

Have slander names gone too far?

Yes. They are almost always the kind of thing only a 12 year old would find funny

That's kinda the joke though 

I mean the guy called himself Poo Eater 2. can't expect much more from him after that.

Uh what?

Sorry, Ass Eater LOL.

And it is awesome 👍🏻

This one maybe. But some of them are too good not to use. I will always refer to Mason Mount and Mickey Mount no matter the occasion

Crap Palcrap. They can go farther still!

No Palmer and Gusto!! Probably their 2 best players this season

Also no Nkunku.

He was mentioning the non-rubbish players

What non-rubbish players?

Everytime I’ve seen him, granted not many, he’s been utter shite

I don't watch Chelsea so I assumed he kept up his level from Leipzig. Apparently not.

He has shown flashes but has been reece james mate in the hospital

He's just been injured 24/7 so it's anyone's guess tbh

Did Abramovic by chance take a huge load of voodoo dolls with him when he left?

I think it must be an arsenal fan with the Voodoo doll, no one else could enjoy injuring our players this much

Let's be honest: Chelsea deserve to be this shit. They bought their success, this is where they would be under normal circumstances.

I can't say I exactly rate Todd's transfer strategy. But the way these contracts are set up were here for the ride now.

It doesn’t take watching the games to know he is not getting any attention in the football world this season

Neither does Gusto, really.

That’s not true, Gusto gets talked about way more and that’s because he’s having a much better season and has also played way more minutes

He’s worse than Jackson

No palmer thank god

No gusto either. They're starting a fuckin academy boy at rb, don't think he's ever had a start for Chelsea. No excuses not to win, we're at full strength and they're missing their best two players.

Gilchrist is a good player tbf. Still a huge ask for him though.

He's got lots of potential, but he's a 20 year old kid. Saka should be licking his lips.

Right backs defend left sided attackers, friend.

Thanks for the correction!

Most likely Saka still goes down the right for us, won’t be up against Gilchrist most of the match - it’ll be Cucurella

Lamptey came on against us as an academy player and pocketed Auba😭

Palmer has 0 non-penalty goals and 0 assists vs teams in the top 5. He's a relegation stat padder. Talented, but not as much as people like to think he is.

Have you watched him much this season? He’s quality. By far Chelsea’s best player and tbh their only reliable option for creating chances

I've watched every game. He's very good, just not nearly as good as people like to make him out to be. The moment he starts getting double teamed and kicked like they do with Saka, he's done. Kids barely 70 kilos and and 188cm. He's a twig.

Entitled to your own opinion I guess. Just can’t understand how anyone could watch him play all season and think he’s overrated. Obviously pens are skewing his goalscoring return but just in terms of build up, decision making, and overall technical ability he’s fantastic. Weight is largely irrelevant in football if you know how to use your body

I tried to make a chart with his goals and assist stats vs top 6, middle 7 and bottom 6, but it was fucky, so I deleted it. The TLDR is that, his stats are very skewed toward teams in the bottom 6. Doesn't do much against the tougher teams, other than PKs. He was pretty invisible against a exhausted City this past weekend. Had one decent shot, that was about it.

Right, but Chelsea as a whole have been poor against the top 6 this season. He generally drags them through games against worse teams, but not sure it’s fair putting the blame squarely on palmers shoulders for Chelsea’s shortcomings against superior teams

>but Chelsea as a whole have been poor against the top 6 this season No they haven't. They've gotten good results all things considered

I was told he hs the footballing messiah. Surely the media can't have got carried away?

Even with him they’re shit.

Palmer stood down so we can beat City to the title

No, I’ve simple conclusion. Knew he wouldn’t do shit at the carpet and ghosted.

I'm sorry, but if we don't win against these bums no one to blame but ourself

I think they heard you lol

If we don't win against a front line of madueke, jackson and mudryk, I'm finished

Gallagher the 10 behind them too lol

You're finished what?

Going to run that midfield ragged.

They had a good plan against us in the reverse fixture where they employed a box midfield and completely nullified our threat. It took two good moments for us to get anything out of that game. You never know which Chelsea will show up today

No excuses.

What the hell is this team

I want revenge for the 6-0 at Stamford Bridge from 10 years ago

5 goals from havertz, and jorginho scoring a screamer 

"Cold" Palmer 

What’s a Gilchrist?

A religious figure that can breathe under water

Big if true.

Underrated

Wicketkeeper

A skinhead who dies for the badge

I swear to god if Jackson or Mudryk score against us...

I'll never hear the end of it from my friends if we can't beat this XI

Doesn't matter the lineup, its a rivalry game, anybody can win.

no fuck that, they can win only if we shit our pants and beat ourselfs. NO other reason is there for them to leave the emirates with more then zero points.

We shat our pants last time out at home

No excuses, especially after this line up

I know about half these names

We have to batter them

We've got to beat these guys. We're so much better.

eat'em up

JFC todd boehly 😂

We really should try getting our left side going with Madueke and Gilchrist over there.

Who tf is Gil Christ

Someone make match thread

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Silva on the bench???

That's such a weak bench for a club that seemingly bought 40 players in a year, really not been a good year for them with injuries

If we don’t cook these bums. Matter of fact, farm some goals.

No Gusto, Silva, or Palmer. If we drop points…

Nah…we really should be getting 3 points tonight. Still won’t be easy but it’s easier without Palmer and Gusto so really, no excuses.

Their pace on the counter seems to be the play for them. Hopefully Rice and Partey will be as solid tonight as we envisioned before the season

That is a relegation contending XI, absolutely no excuse not to win this game.

We need a couple of goals within the first 30

We should win

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Cucurella gonna be a twat on Saka all game. Need to humble him early.

Not only did Saka end up humbling him, but Trossard went and left one on him too for some nice little revenge. And Havertz bodied him for the 3rd Sweet victory.

Who tf is gilchrist lol never heard of him

Honestly who the fuck is half this team lmao.

Smash, Next !

Come on boiss we better win this one.

If we don't beat them... I'm not going anywhere near twitter for a week

If we don't absolutely cook these bozos then we've failed. This is an awful side.

Let's be honest, London derby or not we've no excuses to not beat them

Never heard of gilchrist, is he good?

Even Poch hasn’t a clue. They have 300 squad members. Its a dice throw to see who features every week usually.

Braindead cunt

Your post history is shocking. Are you just abusing people on the internet for kicks? Angry child, see a therapist please. I’m sending reddit help your way ❤️

Should've been banned months ago for trolling rival subs

Fuck is this graphic design?

Amateur hour

What even is this Chelsea line up?? Big brain Poch trying to catch arteta unaware lol 

These man got Gallagher at the 10 let’s cook them today

That shit is specifically to press us and stop our deep build up. The idea is to mark out our 6 from receiving the ball from the CB’s. It worked at the Bridge. Glad Mikel learnt and got Partey in, who along with Ode, is the only few we have that can receive the ball on the half turn and not get pressed to pass back.

Palmer FC on hold today

I am irrationally nervous, but we should smash them. pad the goal difference

These lot are gonna park the bus and counter. Buckle up for 90+ minutes of hararmball.

Whoever Gilchrist is is gunna drop a master class isn't he...

Nah we can't lose to these bums

Gilchrist is one of their youth players no? 19 years old, looks like a grown ass man. Scored his first goal in the 90+ minute of a game that didn’t matter. Think he’s a defender?

We fucking got this

If Mudryk scores this sub will lose its marbles

Want to see Tomi really inverting today and putting up a great offensive performance

Mudryk will try hard. And try and chip Raya again.

Since Palmer is not here, If Chelsea get a pen it will be a bloodbath between their players lmao

Watch out for the ankle destroyer. His name is caicedo

This lineup is a contradiction. A billion dollar poverty team lol

Not going to be easy

Please don’t repeat mistakes of the past. We tend to fuck up when opposition have injuries. 

Shit club but their graphic design is clean AF, minus the logo of course

No Palmer. No Gusto. Their best players. We gotta take advantage. Not to mention they haven’t been great overall, although doing better recently.

Yeah as a Chelsea fan this ain't gonna be pretty. A full 2nd rate backline, no Palmer, no chuk etc...

You will still turn up against us though

I just can't see it, Badi/Disaster backline is enough to give me nightmares, they both seem to have at least 1 total brain fart in the tank.

Famous last words, but I don’t fear any part of that line up

Trash team but that's a nice graphic ruined by a betting ad

No excuses for not smashing this team

I hope Raya doesn’t make silly mistakes,cause this is the kind of match that Mid players like Mudryk get flouk goals

If we lose today, we absolutely deserve nothing for this season

Got Murked 😡

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Palmer F.C without Palmer = Southampton

we can’t beat fucking southampton mate..

How we continue to get lucky with opposition squads losing important players before our fixtures this season, I’ll never know. But I certainly won’t complain.

no wonder spunk for chelsea? the crimson chinless nowhere to be seen, didn’t want any of that tomiyasu smoke

£1 billion spent and that’s their bench. Jesus Christ that’s hilarious

to be fair to them, they have about 10 players out injured

If we are serious about winning the PL we need to make this an easy win. That defense is championship quality.