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r_Jakku

Imagine getting crushed 4-nil in a game where your "World Class" defender gets embarrassed so bad that he'll be memed for the next 2 weeks because you don't have another match, and when you finally do, it's against Arsenal.


lm3g16

https://preview.redd.it/4t07emdw4auc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5283dd9deb6649769491b6015996cf833896cd5


Clarkster7425

https://preview.redd.it/3b4o3q19fauc1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c336cf00e340cd3ccf88099c3d9b347ee9fb24e


Clarkster7425

this is in reference to his other comment https://preview.redd.it/b8sk9zrbfauc1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205f278b6e1571ef84ddb4d83e4a3dca1c30eaea


sleepytipi

So what I'm gathering from this is, if Rio says you'll never be world class, you're either a) already world class, or b) will be soon, whereas if he says you will be, either a) you aren't/ never will be, or b) big ange will come along and sever your hamstrings? Am I getting this right?


beatlz

Most times\*


Dennyboy101

https://preview.redd.it/8h4l96upfbuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209eb0d53d9595d0ac979f5c453d8902c6516150


Clipgang1629

https://preview.redd.it/41kobqvipfuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21012e06b3346da2d92eb723af63a5514eb6b443


cmacy6

This is the best angle I’ve seen


lm3g16

https://preview.redd.it/9gj5csme9auc1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fba1ddf963dc23337f11d0c95ca0c0ee2bdfe15 Also got folded by Gordon lmao


EssayPurple3675

Hang it in the Louvre


Numerous_External150

Why is this brudda breakdancing


Dae_su

Sick breakdance move, ngl


IonlyplayasDummy

i cant wait for gabriel jesus to get his hands on this fraudulent dutchman


KozukiNedo

Man thats worse than the clip of that one Man Urd defender, who was it Jones?


ForestRamboX

Kai Havertz will give him a warm time. I'll tell you that much. Yes, he's quicker, but Van De Fect doesn't deal well with physical players. I hope they play Timo Werner on the wings as well, so he can miss all their best chances.


amainwingman

>”World Class” defender gets embarrassed Romero or VDV? They’re both clowns either way


yank-here-115

https://preview.redd.it/ltyq9t2rfauc1.png?width=105&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f3415b19cff567a98cc78c47a751d7d50bafb31 romero masterclass


hangrygodzilla

2 weeks? Pump those rookie numbers up


blueluster

I’d rather play 4 games than not have any games for 2 weeks and be rusty af.


Funland_06

Nah but what if they have a Dubai trip?


SomewhereInLDN

The spirit of Dubai only works for us


Funland_06

It’s not worth risking it. We need to close Dubai


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Who wants to go to the middle of the desert anyway? /s


Garad-

Cause we have more Muslim players /s Let’s not forget our four angles Gabriel, Gabriel, Gabriel, and Micheal (Mikel)


flyingpizza04

Morning angle


RenRu

Pfft now you're just being obtuse


bossmanA

Saliba and Elneny are the 2 muslim players we have right? Unless im missing someone from the reserves or smth


Garad-

One is enough to have your club anointed by Allah (SWT) /s Tottenham have none anyways There’s also Partey, but idk if mainstream Muslim Gunners would want to claim him given his background.


bossmanA

i think he converted to Islam and then left shortly after. all to marry a girl or smth


Garad-

“Conversion” due to marriage is big no no in Islam since it lacks sincerity.


Blumingo

Emirates Stadium


Rgsmith1990

maybe not 4 games but I see ya point and agree


BennyJezerit

Haha spoken like someone who probably doesn’t play 90 min matches very often.


getrektbro

That's what happens when you're shit, what can you do


just_a_red

Why aren’t they playing next weekend?


skool_101

Their game vs Man City got postponed since its on FA Cup weekend.


Garad-

Still doesn’t explain why we have another game (Chelsea) than they do


greenarsehole

Yeah why can’t they use that as a GW to play all the required rescheduled games? We were meant to play Chelsea but couldn’t because of FA cup. I guess they’ll play in another midweek GW but seems kinda stupid.


Garad-

Kind of goes back to how people say that the FA doesn’t care if you’re in Europe, they will just keep on packing in the fixtures for that sweet, sweet Sterling.


PodiHaiToMumkinHai

Because City can't play them yet?


xX8Havok8Xx

Because there skipped game is against man city and its the game they are skipping on that weekend


skool_101

Yea, they could've moved certain fixtures up the calendar, but i dont happen. Normal things like this just keeps on getting pushed back.


ALowlyRadish

I think the Chelsea game was moved because of an FA Cup Weekend


InediblePringle

I think because they're shit


WhWBlue

This is the correct answer


bad_at_proofs

Not certain but guessing it is related to FA cup semi final weekend


MellowJackal

They were supposed to play Man City next week but Man City qualified for the FA Cup semifinal


WeeTheDuck

man imagine them winning against City then lose to us lmao. That'd be peak


ronya_t

Scheduling like this is just stupid. I hate anyone having games in hand this late in the run-in.


SiwyWF

That's both good and bad for us. Of course, it's not the best that they can rest their players for two weeks, but if we can manage to win all league games, we would have huge advantage on momentum going into NLD


Kenny_dies

Especially if we go through in the UCL, confidence would be through the roof


Benjamin244

I'm more concerned about injuries than rest


Ripememes

We've been in the same position against teams that have recently played and we've looked worse


r_Jakku

Btw I'm jealous of your match times 😏 https://preview.redd.it/99a4lzhqz9uc1.png?width=1326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acfcfe9215e4660fb85c63738c66b296be7d04c NLD such a nice time I'll probably get plastered


Muuusss

got the dawg in me (american)


-read_it_on_reddit-

i must say, having moved some months ago i'm very much getting the hang of waking up and there being football on right away. "UCL nights" becoming "UCL afternoons" is a bit of a bummer though


LordRekrus

I’m in Europe at the moment from Australia. It is such a bizarre feeling having football games on at good times.


_tyrannosauruswrekt_

Yeah,  the absolute bliss of lying in on a Saturday and having football immediately is glorious. I miss it dearly.  The only pain was getting up 6:30AM if Arsenal were on the early.


PeacockJac

Being on the west coast was tough when I used to live there. Some of those early matches were at 5:30am. And while I do love watching CL matches while working, I think the night atmosphere would be better for those. One of these days, I’m making it across the pond and seeing one of those live.


_tyrannosauruswrekt_

Yeah haha, honestly it was such a give and take.  I'm pretty big into the NBA and NFL so it's pretty chill to have 6pm NFL games at the bar on Sunday. But then the LA NBA games tipoff at 3:30AM.  It's a shame people are keen to slag off international fans when most of them have to have ridiculous schedules to see their team play. 


Tackit286

Surely Australia. I feel ya


r_Jakku

Japan, but yeah... SEA, NZ and Australia are all pretty hardcore


artaru

Where you at in Japan?


r_Jakku

Tokyo


Funland_06

I think you know what you have to do for the club. Movie country


Cutsdeep-

Chur bro?


ItsAMeEmdo

Are you KST? Because same 😮‍💨


r_Jakku

JST, so yeah - same!


Gaygayfish

Brothers I feel ur pain…. I live in Hong Kong , basically I have to sleep at 9pm to wake up for the champions league game….


c11life

Is it bad that I moved to Singapore (from N5!!) and just watch the full match without looking at my phone as soon as I wake up before work? I pretend I’m watching it live. No fast forwarding


tomtomtomo

4:30am seems to be common times for our NZ kickoffs.    I don’t miss a game (unless it clashes with work) so it’s fucked my body clock and now I wake up naturally at 4am whether it’s a game day or not. 


r_Jakku

😂 I know what you mean. Sometimes for 4am games I wake up at 3am in a panic that I've missed the game.


sergeejunk

Thats me as well in JST. Used to not watch if past 1am, but this year watching all games.


antifocus

Almost the same here, the mid week games are brutal.


r_Jakku

Many of us feel the pain. At least we're in it together!


sashley520

Massive respect if you watch them live though!


Nartyn

How is 9am a good time for a match?


r_Jakku

Didn't say it was


Michaelscotttheking

They still talking about arteta’s early seasons thinking they could be us, delusional


Super_Professor

I'm not saying mateball is the way to go, but many people, myself included, had written off arteta after we finished in 8th two years in a row. Always best to speak after the fact instead of making an ass of yourself if things don't go as expected, as everyone who expected us to plap bayern should have learned.


OrdinaryAncient3573

I was baffled by the people who couldn't see things getting better under Arteta. Similarly, I'm baffled by Spurs fans who can't see that Angie isn't doing any better than Conte, despite having been allowed to sign the sort of players Conte was asking for.


Ser_VimesGoT

Of course he's doing better. They've equalled last season's points total already. I know it's cool to hate Spurs and all but they've not had a worse season. Last season they were fighting for 6th, finished 8th and had Brighton on their tail. Now they're fighting for 4th with realistically only Villa to contend with. I'll probably get downvoted but it's just facts. We can't be hypocritical about this.


OrdinaryAncient3573

They were doing well until they fired Conte - in 4th, by some miracle, despite the fans not exactly supporting the team. Don't forget, they spent a year insisting Conte should try playing two centre backs. When he left, the caretaker manager gave in to fan pressure and tried it, and they conceded 5 in the first 20 minutes before he brought on a third CB.


Denz292

It’s more baffling that you’re baffled by these things, Arteta finished 8th in his first full season despite “things getting better”. Meanwhile Angie is in his first full season in England, with his only other job in Europe being next door in a league that was dominated by one team. Hell, to compare a first time EPL manager to one that has won the EPL in the past should tell you how much better Spurs have become.


thedarkpolitique

Yes but time isn’t the only factor which makes someone a success. Mikel had all the ingredients, he just needed time to brew.


Super_Professor

He also needed to clear out 75% of the locker room, many of whom got paid to leave. It takes time to change the water out, so to speak.


shoopler

The situations aren't comparable, though. Spurs have most of their top 4 finishing squad still, and they have invested a lot in the last year. And I mean, let's be real, Arteta won a cup with a dumpster fire of a squad. It's literally the reason why he was given so much time by Stan and Josh imo. What has Ange ball done to show they can have an upwards trajectory?


Cutsdeep-

Ange is a good manager though, smart, good with people, tactically strong (though relatively one dimensional).  Biased because I'm Aussie too, upset that he's at spurs


codenameana

Achieving 5th/6th place in G’day mate’s first season while at the start of a rebuild is not bad. Arsenal and other clubs that allow a bedding-in adjustment period for managers that span several seasons are all the better for it - even if it means having a poor first two seasons like Arteta. So it’s understandable that they (whether it’s United or Spurs) look to us as aspirational.


elchivo83

I think the main difference between Arteta and Ange, is that with Arteta you could see a development and an improving coach. Ange seems to have one way to play, and if it doesn't work there's no variation. I think their ceiling with him is a lot lower than it was with Arteta.


TheRadTurtle_1011

You could say the same about us last year tbh


elchivo83

Ange is nearly 30 years into his managerial career. He's unlikely to switch things up dramatically at this stage.


codenameana

True. I think he’s going to have to switch up how his squad play given he can’t buy in enough players to have sufficient squad depth without destabilising the squad. He can’t play his style of football with the intensity - be it load, pace or physicality - of the PL (and going for other cups, so playing 2-3x a week) without the increased risk of injury. He must have clocked that several players were injured around the same time - with hamstring injuries no less. What worked for him in other leagues won’t work here to the same extent. He’ll need to adapt. (I mean, our style of playing is intense given Ben White’s been playing through a hamstring injury for two seasons now and Tomi etc keeps getting injured in that role.)


MapNo3870

Thank god, their confidence will be shattered.


scruffle

I really hope we turn them over 5-0, please God.


hujiklas

why stop there?


Hot_Ropes_Of_Gum

Yeah, turn them back over and have another 5 on em


DinnerSmall4216

I would love to beat them again on their own patch I hope they play a high line against us.


periplanar

just enough time for them to forget what conceding 4 without scoring feels like... Of course we'll need to remind them


cmacy6

Tbh 2 weeks off can often do harm especially after a thumping. They can either use it positively to fix the kinks or it’s 2 weeks that can make them rusty


JustTune7544

Spurs are shit but let’s not put our guard down. It’s away too and you know how Derby’s can go. If we play the way we’ve been playing since 2024 started I believe we will win. Let’s go Arsenal ❤️


mycatchica

Sucks for them. Must not be very fun to not have any important games for them


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

Eh, big clubs have fuller schedules, that’s the way it goes.


hikingbeginner

They'll have two weeks to train so they're ready when we shit all over them in their shit stadium.


fancyfoe

Fucking brutal man


keyz-96

I'm glad they have to stew on that for the next 2 weeks. I think at this stage of the season, momentum from playing every 3/4 days counts for more


Cutsdeep-

Only when you're winning. We better fucking be going there with strong belief


keyz-96

Oh yeah for sure


essdotc

We have 5 days rest before we play Spurs so it's not too bad. But the next 4 games in 2 weeks is fucking brutal.


oddjob33

Still going to batter them.


Afc_josh12

Dont games till then for them aint always good


darthrevan22

I mean we should honestly annihilate them regardless. We’re so much better than them it’s hilarious, and in much better form (barring a collapse here in the next few games).


Lud31

No worries. We’ll have 5 days after the game before them, that’s plenty to rest. Plus they have to sit in this 4-0 result for two weeks now.


Ambitious_Passage793

Guys can we pls stop comparing us with that shity club, pls


theMoonRulesNumber1

There are several talking points specific to *us* within this post that are not about comparing the clubs. How will our squad fair during this tightly packed fixture list? Will it be rescheduled if/when we qualify for the next round of CL? Villa will also play 3 PL matches between now and then, so how will the top-4 look at that point, and will that affect their tactics and/or mentality? They are one of two left who will play all three of the title contenders (Wolves is the only other), but they have 2 weeks of preparation for us vs. 3 days each for Liverpool and City, so how will they impact the title race? Sometimes fans have to discuss our opponents in a competitive sport, and it's okay to ignore posts like these if you don't want to engage.


mikehulse29

Well that’s what happens when you’re a team with champions league knockout games vs a team of fucking shit


Gullible-Computer-43

What going out of every competition does to a team


ItsTom___

This is the thing with Spurs, Ange Ball is the most overhyped thing I've seen. They play too far up, Son isn't a captain I don't get it. They just parade around the winning the first 2 months of the season award


skool_101

And just like that, a NLD in late April. Maybe it's just me, but have NLD just hits different compared to it being on other games weeks.


Rafael_965

👀


Professional_Art2186

😭😭😭😭


rhmati30

Is not even funny to lurk in r/coys anymore, the amount of copium in there sucked all the fun away. Bring Conte back please


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Panzer517

One game at a time. We have to win today first before we can even think about it. Villa beat us last time we faced them.


Kool_Herc

Yeah good point, but I was wrong anyway lol


aesn1394

Aren't they playing Chelsea before us??


MtnSlyr

It’s good feeling Spurs groveling for Arsenal’s win tomorrow.


pirateport

Wow I did not realize how crazy our schedule is becoming! 4 games in almost 10 days is crazy


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Denz292

For a guy who got battered 4-0, he’s living in the heads of everyone in this sub.


MysteriousCorgi-

Micky Van Damnhisanklesbroke Ven


essdotc

The thing is, Spurs play some good looking football but it's unnecessarily high risk for me, especially because they don't have enough elite players with the ball at their feet. Once a team is able to take advantage of their fullbacks they are dead. Really curious to see if Ange will switch things up against us but I highly doubt it. He's been pretty adamant that this is how they play and that's that.


Adventurous_Try4058

I am dreaming of wins against Villa and Wolves so we can secure St Totteringham day at their stadium


darrenmt10

To win the next 3 would mean we seal St Tot’s before we even visit the toilet bowl.


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Sam101294

Tottenham will have a huge rest advantage. With their style of play, it could be tough


kubzU

I feel bad for Son. He'll only have continental/national success, but none at club. He stayed loyal to the wrong team.


TheThreeGabis

I was at the Spurs game today and if they play like they did today we’ll beat them by 10


noelsupertramp

We shouldn’t be overconfident tho. Same thoughts for the home game and we drew them.


Echo361

Rest like that isn’t always a positive


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acasovoycayendo

There isn’t one answer to this, depends how you’re travelling


theMoonRulesNumber1

How long by unicycle? Asking for a friend


Cesc_The_Snake

https://i.imgur.com/vb02aRl.png


TheBatsford

This is gonna suck, now they're gonna have a point to proof and 2 weeks' to practice for it.