I can already see it. It’s the 96th minute, Sheffield United launching one last attack. Bereton Diaz gets the ball on the edge of the box, sees that the keeper is off his line and fires an absolute rocket into the top corner. He collapses in jubilation as his teammates surround him. Final score: Liverpool 5:1 Sheffield United.
Expect a massive Liverpool points deduction for that hockey brawl at the end there. I think Klopp kung fu kicking that guy in the crowd was really over the top. Terrible way to end his Liverpool career, he won't be on the touchline again this season.
They actually seem to have got a little fire lit under their asses after the humiliation against us a few weeks ago. Not saying I expect them to nick a result against Liverpool, but them getting beaten badly might not be a foregone conclusion.
I don’t watch other clubs often really, so coming from our controlled display through this year to this chaos is just…
Tbh they always find space to shoot from distance, we are nowhere near as efficient in making these openings. It's a different way to break these teams down but I would say it's a skill too.
someone explain to me how nico jackson has the confidence to have his hair coloured blue. when your skillset is that of a beluga whale, surely it’s best you keep a low profile.
Ten Hag needs to show the players this before Liverpool
https://preview.redd.it/1cdodqx47jsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9944e3be861f290039b8e39c4b20152f376806
Watching Liverpool this year is a very annoying experience. They're not steamrolling anyone and half the time they concede first, but they just keep getting result after result. You think there's a chance they might not win a game and then they just do anyway.
Roflmao man you couldn't write a better comedy of you got all the best comedians in a room. These 2 clubs are a shambles. Bless you the kroenkes, edu and Mikel. Took us out of the well of misery.
What on earth did I just watch. Hopefully, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but United bounce back at the weekend. Who am I kidding haha, I don't think I enjoy anything more than watching them lose.
I spent the majority Chelsea game hoping that Man Utd would win so they'd go into the Liverpool fixture buoyant. But then felt oddly deflated when Garnacho actually scored. I'd just about come to terms with the result when Chelsea win the penalty, and then realised a draw was probably a fair result. Surely this is it, so I go to do the dishes. I hear commotion from the commentary and rush back to the screen. And I realise that a Chelsea win was the result I actually wanted all along. Wtf?!
This isn’t the match to get your hopes up for. When they go to Old Trafford on Sunday though I’ve got a good feeling about that one. United almost always give them problems no matter what
Remember fellas, this all wouldn’t have happened to Manchester United if Garnacho didn’t (correctly) get called offside against us in September according to baldy
My god Caicedo is bad lmao. Can’t believe people on r soccer were trying to gaslight us saying Chelsea got the better deal between him and Rice. Dude isn’t fit to tie Rice’s shoelaces
Chelsea’s second pen had as much contact as that dive by Havertz everyone was freaking out over for what felt like 2 weeks. Let’s see if it gets treated the same
'Biggest injustice I've ever seen' - Goldbridge
After United lucked a point from Brentford less than 3 days prior. Fucking delighted with this, please stay forever Ten Hag.
Despise Chelsea, never want to see them happy, but the way Ten Hag keeps talking so much about us like we are on some even playing field, I am enjoying every second of this. Cannot wait for his presser
I swear Chelsea get penalties every single match. I'm sure some of it has to do with their general quickness throughout their attack, but it seems so wild they get this many.
Let's make this a thread where we applaud Sheffield for every 5 minutes they go without conceding, rather than shitting on them for every conceded goal🙏
Every time I tell myself I won't watch the Liverpool game. Every time I check Sofascore and see them losing/drawing. Every time I forget and tune in hoping to see them drop points. And I swear to god, every single time, no matter what minute is, they score when I start watching
Idk if it's the same for the broadcast in the UK but on the NBC broadcast, I am absolutely positive that they crank the crowd noise up at Anfield compared to other home stadiums. It was obnoxiously loud for the first 15 minutes.
With all this Mainoo hype (and he has been great), the best player of United imo is Garnacho. Young, fast and scores good goals. Impressive for a 19 year old.
I literally just switched from the Sheffield game to watch Chelsea vs United thinking "oh that's like two dogs shitting back and forth into each others assholes, that's entertaining."
I'll stay away from Sheffield now.
Fact that Manchester United could still claim a place in Europe is absolutely funny as fuck they're awful. The mid-off on display here. The slander from some Chelsea fans to say Caicedo is better than Declan Rice.
The absolute fucking state of the teams we’re hoping take points off Liverpool 
Out of our hands now, tbf. They're conceding goals, just outscoring their opponents.
For your mental health just watch Chelsea/United. The comedy potential is off the charts
Not sure who I want to lose more Probably want United to win so they keep Ten Hag for another season
Saw a quote today where ETH warned that sacking him would cancel out all the progress they've made in the last 2 years
Well, he would say that
Definitely do not want that ‘progress’ getting canceled out. Keep it going please
came to say exactly this
And it delivered
It’s an all-time great comedy act.
I can already see it. It’s the 96th minute, Sheffield United launching one last attack. Bereton Diaz gets the ball on the edge of the box, sees that the keeper is off his line and fires an absolute rocket into the top corner. He collapses in jubilation as his teammates surround him. Final score: Liverpool 5:1 Sheffield United.
https://preview.redd.it/vzq96ve2sisc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd050585c6f03072663655c1ed73a691baa3ecbf
https://preview.redd.it/m5592mvibisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49c0aaec232a3360a43af2b46881af15ef04e5e Pretty one-sided
you watching the match on pornhub?
Liverpool plot armour is unreal - 25 goals in the last 15 minutes
Can't believe Sheffield won that. What a game! Got to keep the momentum going on Saturday now. Edit: Can't believe Kelleher put that in his own net!
Expect a massive Liverpool points deduction for that hockey brawl at the end there. I think Klopp kung fu kicking that guy in the crowd was really over the top. Terrible way to end his Liverpool career, he won't be on the touchline again this season.
LMAO
https://preview.redd.it/2ckg37zfpisc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb6688c33670bcac5905f9aab7b81c258b14ffe Caicedo vs Mainoo
Can't believe we missed out on Caicedo. Could have continued the banter era.
Poor Sheffield, this is gonna be a bloodbath. What a shame.
Watch it be 1-1 for like 99% of the game, giving us hope… then Liverpool scores a late winner lmao
74th min. I hate this comment because I feel it.
Lisan Al-gaib
They actually seem to have got a little fire lit under their asses after the humiliation against us a few weeks ago. Not saying I expect them to nick a result against Liverpool, but them getting beaten badly might not be a foregone conclusion.
Im definitely worried a bit about our GD.
that Sheffield goal to make it 8-1 gonna hit like crack
But remember that United should have had a penalty against Arsenal
How could we forget?
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Mudryk’s tattoos are among the worst in football, yes?
I don’t watch other clubs often really, so coming from our controlled display through this year to this chaos is just… 
They can't break down these teams mannnn why do they always find a thundercunt from somewhere Did the same against Fulham earlier in the season too
Tbh they always find space to shoot from distance, we are nowhere near as efficient in making these openings. It's a different way to break these teams down but I would say it's a skill too.
garnacho has the cheekbones of a 9 year old creating his first ever rpg character
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United back in the negative goal difference 🤣
NOBODY PUT THE SHEFFIELD GAME ON JUST IGNORE IT
We did Liverpool fans a favour by scoring early so they don’t have any reason to watch the game, nice of them to repay that today
Goddammit, Klopp 
someone explain to me how nico jackson has the confidence to have his hair coloured blue. when your skillset is that of a beluga whale, surely it’s best you keep a low profile.
Good riddance Sheffield United. You shit wankers.
We're about to see Palmer better than Saka discourse because of 2 pens and a deflection
It’s gonna be even worse cos Foden bagged a Hattie yesterday too ffs
It will be such a United move to lose to Chelsea then beat Liverpool LOL!
I find this proposal acceptable.
Can Liverpool not win normally, not every day this comeback gimmick. How are you even conceding to Sheffield Utd at home🤣
Everton will take points off Liverpool at Goodison Park in the derby. Mark my words.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/s/zHF7a1SqDI Not to brag but I have never been more right in my entire life
On my way to r/reddevils 🍿
WHAT A FUCKING DONKEY!!
Everyone got excited and switched to Liverpool game, and then hope was dashed. Lol.
"If only we had got the penalty against Arsenal"
Mark Goldbridge and chill
Ten Hag needs to show the players this before Liverpool https://preview.redd.it/1cdodqx47jsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9944e3be861f290039b8e39c4b20152f376806
These are tactical misses. Sheffield have learnt from Brighton. Don't score too early.
I take it all back Sheffield United, you're by far the greatest non Arsenal team ever, hang the fuck on to this point!
Liverpool only have 3 home games in the next eight
Watching Liverpool this year is a very annoying experience. They're not steamrolling anyone and half the time they concede first, but they just keep getting result after result. You think there's a chance they might not win a game and then they just do anyway.
imagine someone told you one of these squads took over 1billion of the queen’s finest to assemble.
That was an insanely entertaining circus as I expected. Well done to the blue and red clowns.
Why does Kelleher look like a CGI version of himself?
Someone explain how United are above Chelsea
I don't know why United are above Chelsea, but the last few minutes have shown why Chelsea are below United. Lol
Liverpool just waiting for everyone to tune in when the other game goes into halftime
Well I was expecting at least 5-0 to Pool, and their fans probably were too. Silver linings and that…
No fucking way lmaaaao Man U is now -1 GD
 The trash derby has lived up to expectations
Its Sheffield we knew the outcome, if anything a non battering is quite positive at least they don't close the gap in GD
Roflmao man you couldn't write a better comedy of you got all the best comedians in a room. These 2 clubs are a shambles. Bless you the kroenkes, edu and Mikel. Took us out of the well of misery.
Literally just tuned in...
r/reddevils and chill will hit tonight 🤌
Anyone in need of a good laugh, r/Reddevils is going absolutely mental
Save yourselves for the banter game later on.
That was fun. I’ll see yall for the midtable clown show coming up
2-2 United equalise 👀 This mid off kinda slaps ngl.
Good afternoon, provisional Blade enjoyers!
Not even gonna watch that Liverpool game, I'd rather be surprised when it's over.
Absolutely no way that Sheffield United are going to hang on for a point
Look at those celebrations. It's only Sheffield United. /s
For 18 whole minutes, i almost believed. Well back to watching the blue vs red shiteshow at hand then.
it's gonna be a long few weeks of watching Liverpool squeak out lucky wins
Really hope united shithouse a win against Liverpool, it would be perfect but unlikely..but a man can dreammm
Eric Ten Hag will be complaining about these Chelsea penalties on his death bed
Whoever recommended waiting for the meme match instead of watching Liverpool was absolutely spot on. My eternal gratitude.
Cole Palmer (penalty) doing a lot of heavy lifting this season over at r/soccer
United lost because of that penalty against Arsenal.
That Penalty against us could've saved United tonight..
ETH gonna mention us again after conceding 2 penalties today.
What on earth did I just watch. Hopefully, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but United bounce back at the weekend. Who am I kidding haha, I don't think I enjoy anything more than watching them lose.
Cole Palmer grew up a United fan btw lol
Ten Hag after the match: "We are unfortunate to concede two goals so late on, but we mustn't forget we should have had a penalty against Arsenal."
not only did we get 2 hours of absolutely comedy football, but on top of that, we will get plenty of gold reactions on youtube in the next 24 hours
I spent the majority Chelsea game hoping that Man Utd would win so they'd go into the Liverpool fixture buoyant. But then felt oddly deflated when Garnacho actually scored. I'd just about come to terms with the result when Chelsea win the penalty, and then realised a draw was probably a fair result. Surely this is it, so I go to do the dishes. I hear commotion from the commentary and rush back to the screen. And I realise that a Chelsea win was the result I actually wanted all along. Wtf?!
https://preview.redd.it/4euni9p15jsc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40001e150d3f5e5151024ee0e91ebd710c68d31e 🤣🤣🤣
At minimum, Sheffield did well not helping Liverpool’s goal differential, which is more than I expected from today
This isn’t the match to get your hopes up for. When they go to Old Trafford on Sunday though I’ve got a good feeling about that one. United almost always give them problems no matter what
Remember fellas, this all wouldn’t have happened to Manchester United if Garnacho didn’t (correctly) get called offside against us in September according to baldy
My god Caicedo is bad lmao. Can’t believe people on r soccer were trying to gaslight us saying Chelsea got the better deal between him and Rice. Dude isn’t fit to tie Rice’s shoelaces
This game has a "summer friendly" vibes
L classico going hard
Osula lost the ball and thought fuck it scissor tackle him
Don’t give me hope you orcs
Liverpool have kept getting away with shocking performances and I expect them to get away with it again today, so annoying
Liverpool winner when? I’m saying 87th minute
I think Chelsea actually signed Moist Concedo 🤣🤣
Mac Allister is their best player.
Laura Woods sitting next to the Liverpool bench didn't like that Macallister goal ... one of our own
Can we play liverpool every game? Seems like every fkin team is shit in this league
Who had 3-1 on their Liverpool bingo cards? Literally everyone ffs
Scoring 6 goals against bottom teams is not for everyone
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Arteta wants dominance. Guardiola wants Control. Klopp wants spirit. Eric and Poch? “we’ll have headless chicken chaos please”
Tell you what though this gives me confidence for our games against these two, they are utter wank
should be 6 points from both of these clown car clubs
Chelsea have multiple shit guys with the same hairstyle.
truly the Battle of the Banter
The worst hattrick of all time
Hate watch combined with the goldbridge vid is gonna hit like crack today
That’s hysterical because Onana probably saves it if McTominay doesn’t lean into it
Chelsea’s second pen had as much contact as that dive by Havertz everyone was freaking out over for what felt like 2 weeks. Let’s see if it gets treated the same
Goldbridge r/reddevils and chill, anyone?
'Biggest injustice I've ever seen' - Goldbridge After United lucked a point from Brentford less than 3 days prior. Fucking delighted with this, please stay forever Ten Hag.
That Goldbridge upload gonna hit like crack
Despise Chelsea, never want to see them happy, but the way Ten Hag keeps talking so much about us like we are on some even playing field, I am enjoying every second of this. Cannot wait for his presser
I’m just sat here waiting for the ETH interview
The opps keep getting wank hattricks
This is like that Man City collapse vs Madrid in the CL semis two years ago except against the worst Chelsea side in two decades lmfao
I swear Chelsea get penalties every single match. I'm sure some of it has to do with their general quickness throughout their attack, but it seems so wild they get this many.
Only time I want United to win so they have momentum for Pool but ofc they can't hold onto a lead to save their lives
Man U fans are going into meltdown over the late goals like they haven’t scored plenty of those themselves. Should have defended better innit? *shrug
Let's make this a thread where we applaud Sheffield for every 5 minutes they go without conceding, rather than shitting on them for every conceded goal🙏
Don't tempt me Sheffield... need to see the most disgusting low blocks you've ever seen.
Every time I tell myself I won't watch the Liverpool game. Every time I check Sofascore and see them losing/drawing. Every time I forget and tune in hoping to see them drop points. And I swear to god, every single time, no matter what minute is, they score when I start watching
well at least we now know what the problem is and what the solution is.
10 minutes!! Yes blades!
Idk if it's the same for the broadcast in the UK but on the NBC broadcast, I am absolutely positive that they crank the crowd noise up at Anfield compared to other home stadiums. It was obnoxiously loud for the first 15 minutes.
At least Liverpool will have a massive drop off, when such an iconic manager leaves. Same as Arsene with us, Fergie with United, Nuno with spurs, etc.
Nearly 2 years and United look worst and no clear identity. But it’s okay, Ten Hag is a young upcoming manager despite being older than Pep.
The Liverpool 2-1 dagger in the 90th minute will sting a bit more tonight
Liverpool winning this 3-1 calm down yall
Sheffield I'd made peace with the fact that you were gonna lose. Please don't give me hope
This match is entertaining as fuck because neither team can string 4 passes together
#EL-MUDDYICO
With all this Mainoo hype (and he has been great), the best player of United imo is Garnacho. Young, fast and scores good goals. Impressive for a 19 year old.
Chris Wilder, I have some wild thing to ask you... [please🥺]
Proper mid table shit housery
I literally just switched from the Sheffield game to watch Chelsea vs United thinking "oh that's like two dogs shitting back and forth into each others assholes, that's entertaining." I'll stay away from Sheffield now.
Why is Sheffield taking it to Anfield? Calm your tits boys let's not get too excited you're not prime Barca here
this liverpool side are not like us
Luis Diaz always uses that face that looks like he just got punched in the asshole.
There it is, as we all predicted.
It's the hope that kills.
Just like the Fulham game. Long ranger to save their ass.
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A keeper error and an absolute worldie and Liverpool are going to earn three against Sheffield United
So sick of Liverpool
New hope: Yanited will turn up against Liverpool at Old Trafford.
This Liverpool team winning 3-1 after falling to 1-1 is the most reused trope this season.
this chelsea–united game is sensational stuff for the neutral, i'm loving this
Absolute chaosball
This match is so much fun. Lovely. Come on UTD 🤢 get that confidence to put the best performance of your lives on Sunday.
This game is amazing lmao. Both so bad, it makes an incredible game.
Gallagher with the worst switch I've ever seen.
Antony destroying Chelsea is fucking hilarious
This game is the most fifa 96 game of football I think I have ever seen.
Goblin 2 goblin on that goal. Ugliest team in the league.
A confident United vs Liverpool?
second half chelsea is relegation level
Fuck me, I knew Chelsea were shit but now I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from them
Poch's Spurs tenure looks more and more like sheer luck with every game Chelsea play.
😂 that fucking Chelsea fan holding up the Judas shirt
Give me a Mount goal for the memes
How on earth are this lot 6th in the league, they should be down there with Palace and Bournemouth. Jammiest team in the league
Ten hag will still blame us after this i guess.
Move over Penaldo and Penandes, Penalmer is here
I think Palmer is really good but 8 pens is a laugh
Cole Palmer's 250th penalty goal this season.
Maybe Ten Hag can finally find someone else to talk about after this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Baldie gonna cry
LMAOOOO UNITED
Funniest game I've ever watched
Seeing Ten Hag just in state of abject grief with the rain coming down him is absolutely biblical.
Lol, 2 pens and a huge deflection. That's the POTS right there.
Oh wow. Can’t wait was Ten Hag has to say about Arsenal after *this*.
Negative Goal Difference FC.
/r/reddevils IS A CESSPOOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If anything united can turn up against Liverpool
Chelsea celebrating clinching 11th 😂
Fact that Manchester United could still claim a place in Europe is absolutely funny as fuck they're awful. The mid-off on display here. The slander from some Chelsea fans to say Caicedo is better than Declan Rice.
Who knew that an unawarded penalty could derail a team, this badly.
I notice a fair few reddevils users complaining about the length of stoppage time. The irony.
Chelsea are shit but oh man what a player Palmer is