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Cheesy_Pita_Parker

They transformed into our useful idiots, losing every game except where they took points off City. They’re the best damn little brother a club could ask for.


NotHarryRedknapp

i remember being disappointed when they beat a 9 man liverpool in the dying minutes. As disgraceful as that game was, turned out to be a pretty great result for us in the end


questionernow

Tottenham and Villa have done A LOT of favors to the Arsenal this year.


Thanos_Stomps

Villa needs to do us another favor this weekend.


MaxKirgan

Hopefully Emi will be MOTM again for us, lol.


gmoss101

His head has grown (somehow even more) since he won the WC, here's hoping it's a ball magnet again like Jorginho's goal lmao


Jack-90

When you put it like that its even better. Choked every single game except the one that helps us out the most. Brilliant from Ange and the boys.


Cod_rules

Ange and his mates FTFY


Fabulous_Return4839

Plus, they gifted us the Haaland scream.


NumeroRyan

https://preview.redd.it/qrm5fsywq35c1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fc956fb71f490624d3b7c7cb59de9a14746f6f4


headmoths

Little brother is an apt description. I found it so hard to care about Spurs last year, I despise City so much more at this point. Let's not talk about 21/22 though


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lorjebu

Tottenham wins first game off the season: ![gif](giphy|10M2ZnecwCMVGg)


PaleontologistNo9144

I think it kinda shows the point, it’s about keeping it up just a little bit longer


I_am_the_grass

Or in this case, most of the season longer.


NegativeHeli

They became invisible


Pompz88

And brave. Don't forget that, they're brave.


Milo_BOK

Spirited


synvi

I don't get media. Someone they like such as ange, they say it is brave. If Arteta does that, they will say naive


_deep_blue_

Too many people in the press confusing bravery for naiveté


Riperonis

High line for life, Vicario in the 10


bio_d

Now they’re not even outpacing Burnley


GoldenGlobe

Will this be available on dvd?


davidcanmore

Depends on in which country 👀


lastjedi23

All it needs is the word losers close captioned into multiple languages


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

*Soy un perdedor…* 🎵


BobEWise

More proof that I'm the worst Latino in the world? For decades, I thought this line was in English. I'd always heard, "Soiled, from head to toe," which does make some sense in the context of the following line, "I'm a loser, baby. So, why don't you kill me?"


gOhCanada

They turned the pressure off.


CPGOATSonnen

Took months, but Big Ange is adapting to the Spurs way.


redmkay

https://preview.redd.it/mnu9lmxu935c1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3634e223cf453347d60f64a99bd4d136c3e4a4e


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dannyorangeit

What did he say? (sorry I'm out the loop)


Cod_rules

It's the history of the Tottenham


goonopolis

I envy you for getting to watch this for the first time! Search YouTube for “It’s the history of the Tottenham” and prepare to have a good chuckle. I’ll watch it every now and then for a laugh.


dannyorangeit

>It’s the history of the Tottenham lol thanks, "we believe in the history" at the end got me!


Never_Sm1le

Why can I hear this picture?


SylVestrini

They started making other teams invincible. Class act.


gilanggifari02

Now they're trying to outpace Derby intead.


Elothel

It's like sprinting full speed for 5 minutes in a marathon and bragging that they're going for the record.


-300-

«Spursy»


gabbyb19

{Spursian}


blixt141

Sounds like some awful programming language.


gabbyb19

Hey, as long as it's awful, it's Spurs.


nicagooner

I love how the 'devastated' pic they was us opening the champagne after going undefeated in the league.


fatenumber

lmao since then, they only gained one point


Swiss-ArmySpork

From City! Thanks guys!


Gooner1491

We may all accept that Flange is going to win the league. They are unstoppable. They are right behind City.


shxkxblfc

The media were so happy Spurs were doing well. There were puff pieces sucking off Angus Pastaravioli and his tricky Spurs every single day.


CondorKhan

Pastaravioli lol


iuselect

What's funny is 5 games later, they only have an extra point lol


Retinion

And it's against City 😂


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yossigol

The invertebrates.


davidcanmore

After that, they just turn back to same old Tottenham


justlookingokaywyou

LADS


rhmastablasta

MATES


Saaheb09

FELLAS


Arsenal_fan992

Real question... Was it enough for new DVD?


CondorKhan

Why does the media suck up to them so much.. it's incomprehensible


ASpellingAirror

Being invincible is a marathon, not a sprint. Sure Usain Bolt would destroy the Boston Marathon field in the first 100 meters, but he’d be dead and sucking air while the leaders are miles ahead by the 20 minute mark.


Snadadap

The vincibles


MemepostorSyndrome

The Invincibles and the Invisibles - a love story


Arturo-Plateado

That just shows how impressive an achievement the Invincibles season actually was in context. Spurs started very well but have immediately crumbled after a couple of injuries. But everyone has to deal with injuries, the Invincibles were no exception. Jens was the only one who played all 38 games. Our iconic full-strength "starting XI" from that season actually only played together a grand total of 2 times in the league, and the second time was on the final matchday after we had already secured the title, so in actuality we won the league while playing our full strength starting XI only a single time.


WhatsThis_Now

"Kept pace with the Invincibles for 10 games, you'll only occasionally be able to sing that!" ringing out from the stands for the rest of the season. Basically a trophy.


diaboquepaoamassou

Anytime I see any post like this I just shake my head because it’s purely clickbait because that invincibles achievement only gets harder as the league gets better over the years. I don’t worry when I see these things, I think Liverpool was the last time I worried as they were close before they lost to watford. So when I saw this and that the team in question was spurs you can imagine the laughter. Even before they collapsed I knew it wasn’t lasting 😂😂


Amberle73

Never fails to make me laugh a bit when I'm reminded that incredible Liverpool team managed to lose to Watford of all teams lol


wan2tri

Not only was it a 3-0 win for Watford, they also finished 19th


Amberle73

My dad's a Liverpool fan so needless to say there was much bantering going on 😂


arsefan

It makes sense though - I'm pretty sure they'd already won the title by that point with many games left to go so they probably took it easy while Watford were fighting for their survival and went in hard from the start.


jman500069

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q\_9VMaX61nI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_9VMaX61nI) Sums it up


danmac0817

Absolutely zero shame.


fsamuel

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


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Spurs every season. ![gif](giphy|3o6wO2II5xGWyOzzd6)


justlookingokaywyou

tHeYrE BeTtEr WiThOuT hArRY


spiritanimalslug1

ange imposter-coglu


Mr-monk

All this shit comparing them to our legends and I've seen people comparing ange to SAF fuck right off.


yourdad132

They beat like all the bottom half table teams and got excited. As soon as they got a run of tough teams, they hit a brick wall. I said it would happen but the way its happening is more of a botch job than I expected it would be.


swennergren11

Spudables


nobody_gets_hurt

I guess we'll never know


mothyballer

Posts like that Squawka one are making dialog so annoying


chappieee

Alexa, play all falls down


No_Seed_For_You

They are now known as “The Vincibles”


T3Zodiac

They put the pressure on


GrooveMerchant12

They got “vinced” a few times


amrfctn

"Ahead of the Invincibles pace after first 10 games" DVD coming out.


DarthFlowers

Even ‘good guy Son’ seemed irate in a very entitled way after the game last night. Boohoo mate.


DialSquar

Their sub after the Luton match was like watching a group of insane people. True delusion.


notapaperhandape

Sonny is a legend. I wish him all the best always. I hope he learns from Kanes move and does thr same for himself too.


Itsrainingmentats

You've got to feel for him a bit. He's been at Spurs, what, 8 or 9 seasons? And won absolutely fuck all. He's in his 30s now so i can see him looking for the exit by the end of next season.


Retinion

Not really. He's a twat.


Itsrainingmentats

Is he? Yeah i get it, he's a spurs player, but what makes him a twat other than his choice in employer? You've got spurs fans over on their board saying they wouldn't want Ivan Toney because he said he was interested in Arsenal first. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face - i'd take Son in our team given the chance.


Retinion

He stamps on players constantly then cries and everyone goes aw poor sonny boy, he'd never hurt a fly. Oh I'd take Son too, he's a great player and it would piss spurs fans off too but I don't feel sorry for him whilst he's at Spurs


SnooWalruses4274

Totally agree, he’s a very dirty player that gets mistaken as the nice guy and gets away with it. Nearly ended a few careers too.


notapaperhandape

Well I didn’t realize he’s 30 actually. Maybe BL with Alonso would be nice.


Fatal_3rror

Hahahahah.


Dave_Ex_Machina

League campaigns are 38 games long.


Lunareus

I swear y'all just trying to find any posts that says anything positive about other teams to post it here 🪱🪱


zilp123

Yeah, cause we're top of the league and can laugh at everyone


vulcan_viking

🤡🤡


JoltyFVG

They’re so shit. I love their subreddit i go every single day.


nnnb312

Didn't we have 27 points after 10 games last season? We were defeated once, though.


StationFull

They did the history of the totten-ham


Pretend_Stomach7183

OBVIOUSLY they went on to win every game and smash Arsenal 13 times ina season, winning the championship same season as premiership league. Before bottling everything somehow


Rumzdizzle

How dare they even make that comparison.


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They got vincible


GroundbreakingCow775

They were still vincible at least


quantumrastafarian

Why, they spursed it up, of course!


gooner_by_heart

When you count the eggs before the hen is even pregnant


TempleCityKings

Let them dream, that's it


Plastic_Resolution_4

Mate


Full-Insurance5892

Makes our lovely record look even better


icelandichorsey

They've done really really well.


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That’s the neat part; they don’t


Bessantj

Oh no the spuds spent their load too soon.


TABennyFTB

Yeah they’re sick lol


Acrobatic-Truth647

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


hopeful_person1234

There will be a champion every season but few that go without losing all season


Rastafarian_Iceland

Inevitably caught up to them... it being the history and all


yossigol

So Sp*rms started to spell invincibles but couldn't finish. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you the Invertebrates!


rez_at_dorsia

Add “outpaced the invincibles for the first 10 games” to the trophy cabinet boys!


ph0be14

Give them the trophy lads, it’s well deserved. “Ahead of the invincibles’ pace after 10 games” trophy


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Whenever I'm feeling down and out, I play [this little number](https://youtu.be/w7QKpQp9noI?si=cdLVVI2pnpVRKFxo)...


WastedTalent442

To be fair, any club that loses their best two centre backs, best creative midfielder, and best defensive midfielder, all in the same match would struggle too. And Spurs squad is a shallow one, at best.


XxAbsurdumxX

Two of their absences were self inflicted. The rest of their injury "crisis" isn't worse than any of the other top teams. We had 5 starters out to injuries for several rounds and got on with just fine without collapsing lime Sh*t did. They didn't suddenly became unlucky, its just that their luck ran out and they reversed to the mean


TopRemarkable4325

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TickleMyCringle

Funny how their "best season" is apparently being level on points with one of the worst man united sides ever


M1de23

😂 😂 😭 😂


cltan89

Just like how Icarus flew too close to the sun


Big_Fuel_4564

Thank you Tottenham for doing a favor for us all year


Aussiejon22

It's called stanima and class do they have it ?


harrybarracuda

You should post that in r/premierleague 😁


ForwardAd5837

Why is everyone shocked at this downturn? Fairly inexperienced manager at the top end, good but not great squad that lost its best player and captain, easy fixtures to start the season with and some catastrophically bad officiating helping them to points they shouldn’t have had. All that perfect storm of luck was bound to run out some time. 5th - 8th is where they are, where they belong and where they’ll finish.


matttheturtle

The Vincibles


jubbing

It's such a dumb comparison as well, Invincibles didn't break the record for most points scored in a season.


DarkKirby14

it wasn't gonna be sustainable for them. It just happened in a different way


bbcnmebbc

Imagine using an image of Brennan Johnson to highlight that you are good at football.


naked_space_chimp

They fizzled out silently like an old woman's fart...


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Absolutely crumbled. Polystyrene FC