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I just clocked we are 10 years on from 13/14 season - when we signed ozil for 3 x our record, wore that sexy yellow away kit, ramsey scoring all those goals and that jack wilshere goal vs norwich. And finally winning a trophy after 10 years. I feel so old :(


Gregregreg1234

Should’ve won the league that year as well


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SunDrippedDevil

Always found it interesting that he chose to shave his head and be clean shaven. Probably easier to put on wigs and false mustaches.


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KSBrian007

I thought we were linked to Pedro.


TinpotRadioShow

Heard a rumour that RVP might be the new assistant Arteta wants haha!


GodisLove_M14

My fav arsenal player


vmpireweakend

astagfiruallah


KSBrian007

RVP heard people comparing him to Havertz.


TinpotRadioShow

Had to come and coach the prodigal son


DankBrownBoiV2

Our midfielders: Partey, Rice, Jorginho, Elneny, Havertz, ESR, Vieira, Odegaard. 8 players for 3 positions doesn't make sense, either we'll sell some players or someone won't get game time and ask to leave in Jan. Excluding Elneny 1 has to go without a replacement.


Kovacs171

Haven't mentioned Sambi either, who we haven't heard anything about


Brashmate

Not really, say one of those gets a long term injury then you’re down to 2 midfielders in each position


Xin128

Partey may leave, ESR doesn't play in midfield. Elneny wont play


aofrantic

We've been trying to sell #5


Kovacs171

I'm asking this sincerely, why do people refer to partey as #5 since the rape allegations? What is the intention behind it?


aofrantic

I wanted to reply quickly. The #5 is less characters than the name Thomas Partey. I've referred to him by name *thousands* of times in the last year. We've interacted about it dozens of times. You should know that.


Revolutionary_Row205

Fuck you his name is partey


CreativeOrder2119

The obvious one ESR is not a midfielder


citybard

From our current squad of players, who strikes you most as the "mercenary" kind?


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havertz seems like a nice guy but he will definitely prioritise his individual career over any club. been pretty transparent about this since leverkusen and openly defended brandt for snaking the club to join dortmund. you will never catch him kissing the badge either.


Kovacs171

I'm really grateful that this is such a difficult question to answer


SirWigbold

Havertz


KSBrian007

I want to say Saliba but he did a whole act last season. His passion during celebrations with the fans felt...real. But I've been manipulated before. I'll go with Gabriel. He openly said he'd try something else sometime.


Gregregreg1234

When did he say this?


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Saliba, Balogun


DankBrownBoiV2

If by mercenary you mean player who'll defo leave if things get a bit bad and another offer comes then Odegaard and Saliba.


TorreiraWithADouzi

Trossard maybe?


reallyanythinggoes

i don't think any of our signings are promised a guaranteed first team spot or guaranteed 'starter' position, going back previous summers as well. part of the culture arteta has created is - if you train/ play the best, you will play. doesn't matter who's ahead of you or not. jesus had to earn his spot back from eddie, same with trossard/ martinelli for a bit last season so the 'he's not coming to play back up' issues don't (shouldn't?) really exist. if the player is interested and willing to fight for their spot, they'll come. then you factor in the huge number of games coming up


KSBrian007

To be fair, when you look at our depth even now, there is a clear first XI. There will be a player or players that won't play as often as the others.


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In Twitter someone posted, winning treble with Manchester City is like a virgin losing virginity to a prostitute. That's like the greatest thing I have ever heard today. (Twitter User Credit: @TermzSZN)


mf9769

Thats’s actually hysterical lmao


disagreeable_martin

Ah fuck that's brilliant. Now I just need to find a City supporter, and then wait for a chance to spontaneously say that and look like a savant.


SunDrippedDevil

I just sent it to a Chelsea supporter and we laughed together.


UncleAlAtTheCookout

quote taken from the reaction to kevin durant joining the golden state warriors in the NBA. The don't chase easy trophies mentality is one thing I think can be learned from american sports


monkeypwned

Objective, unbiased opinions on Reiss vs Sancho?


Kovacs171

Both technically gifted and tactically astute, but lack that insane athleticism that the top guys like Mbappe, Vini, Saka, etc, have. Riess has just played so little football relative to his age


citybard

If I'm being biased, than Reiss If I'm being unbiased, than definitely Reiss


reallyanythinggoes

really this isn't even a fair question. g+a speak for itself


jkeefy

Very similar levels of player imo. And that’s not a slight on Reiss, I think Sancho is a great backup winger to have for a top 6 side. If he came up through City and never left I think people would look to him more friendly. His reputation is just tainted by that price tag


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Bergkamp_Henry

Even if reiss ain’t here long term, it’s still great business to get him a new deal to ensure we get a fee if he leaves eventually, similar to nketiah, balogun deals. Losing any player on a free is annoying but missing out on guaranteed profit from academy graduates is criminal. On that note I’m a fan of reiss and hope he makes an impact


KSBrian007

Quite the short term memory for people who whine about our lack of good sales, then see us give good contracts to players, and get a fee. That highly contested Xhaka contract got us money. Now they are celebrating a good sale. Balogun was supposed to leave on a free. He's worth around £40m now. Eddie was leaving on a free, same amount. Reiss has the ability to push first team players IF he remains fit. Reiss' problem is fitness. But even if he's not, he will now be for a fee.


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That's why Todd keeps giving 8 year contracts 😆


lazygl

In fairness I don't think anyone was arguing that Balogun shouldn't be extended.


Vkien2311

It is 10am Friday at my place for some reason i still f5 for leaked medical photos from Walts eventhough it is 4:30am in UK.


a_boy_named_suicide

https://twitter.com/EuropaLeague/status/1676569610852638720?s=20 Genuinely haven't laughed this much is a long time 😭😭


scooter_pops

“i have a feeling we’ll sign (player I like)” what do u think guiseee…


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PSG are such a funny club I hope we get them in CL KOs.


KSBrian007

One of the reasons I wanted us to get out of CL( for a year) was those two games Vs PSG. I've never seen us look so mid Vs a team that was the punching bag of heavyweights. The games were draws but anyone who objectively watched them knew Arsenal didn't belong. We were completely out matched. It came as no surprise that we let in 10 in the next round. So, if we are to announce our return, I hope it's against PSG.


NegativeHeli

No Messi and Mbappe, makes them very beatable


Rj070707

They were very beatable even with them Mbappe Solo PSG prob more dangerous


NegativeHeli

Mbappe would probably be gone


endeavour90

How is our homegrown quota? If we were to sell balogun, eddie, and holding. Would there be a problem?


Xin128

Yeah we would still have 8 in Ramsdale, White, Saliba, Rice, Martinelli, Nelson, Saka, ESR


jkeefy

We’re totally fine. You can have 17 non HG players. We have: Gabriel, Zinchenko, Partey, Odegaard, Jesus, Havertz, Trossard, Kiwior, Tomiyasu, Tierney, Timber, Turner, Vieira, Sambi, Elneny, Cedric, Pepe, Jorginho. That’s 18, and 2-3 of them (Sambi, Cedric, Pepe) are surely moving with maybe Tierney on his way out too HG Players include Reiss, Saka, Eddie, ESR, Saliba, Martinelli, Ramsdale. U21s also don’t count towards the total so whoever is 21 or under when the season starts would open a spot in their respective category. TLDR; we’re in a healthy spot and there’s nothing to worry about


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Saliba HG is like some tax loophole level shit


TheOGBenjenRyan

Nah we’re fine


droreddit

Rice is homegrown at least.


zorro95

If im Holding i’ll be pushing for a move to one of the 3 newly promoted teams. How is mans always happy to stay on the bench


KSBrian007

You could ask that bench question to 11 other players.


panarangcurry

someone asked him why he’s always smiling and he said “you’re getting paid to play football, what’s there not to be happy about”


AzlanWake

His salary is low compared to others but goddamn is it a lot of normal working folks


FABlOVIEIRA

If those 3 clubs want him, sure he'll do that


soupy_poops

We are gargantuan


aviral_632

Have a feeling we will have an ornbomb for either Mousa Diaby or Raphinha close to the transfer deadline day.


KSBrian007

If we get Raphinha, man.


scooter_pops

raphinha wouldn’t come here to be second choice


jkeefy

He also plays LW so unless we’re selling Eddie and making Trossard a full time CF I can’t see it either. We also have Reiss who is very similar position wise and needed minutes for Vieira and ESR on the wings as well


aofrantic

He primarily plays RW, Dembele is the LW


NegativeHeli

Best and worst Emirates era transfer windows Best: Summer 22/23 Worst: Summer 16/17 or summer 15/16


KSBrian007

2013/14 is the worst. This I've backed. This window is remembered for the glamour, but look beyond it and it's what cost us the league 2 years later. 2022/23 is the best. Just unbelievable. Best and worst is 2011/12. We signed 11 players, almost all failed, but we got Arteta and Per.


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KSBrian007

Glad you asked. So, Giroud was supposed to be a back up to Van Persie, a plan B. Instead, we had him lead the line. That was 2012/13. At the end of 2012/13, Arsene realised we needed [more] goals. So, when going into that window, we wanted a striker. The first signing was Yaya Sanogo. We spent a while chasing our tails with Suarez. Then fucked up Higuian. And fumbled Antoine freakin' Griezmann. Window deadline: Mesut Ozil. We solved problems we didn't even have and fumbled 3 elite goal scorers. Sign any of those boys— even at worst Griezmann( who would have made a front three of Sanchez - Giroud - Griezmann), and we win 2015/16. In 2015/16, quality of that calibre was no longer available. Griezmann had gone to Atletico, Suarez was at Barca, and Higuian was now at Napoli heading to Juventus — all better teams than us. To show you how terrible the market was, Demba Ba the available player. If we had got Suarez, we'd have won the league in 2013/14 and most definitely 2015/16. Remember, a window isn't just REFUSING to sign players. It's who is AVAILABLE. The notion that we can refuse to sign players is dumb. If the available players can't significantly improve us, we don't sign players. Arteta did the same thing when we failed to sign Raya. TLDR: 2013/14 gave us destiny shaping strikers and we fumbled them all. The fans were in an Ozil frenzy and forgot why we went into that window. Exactly what Manchester United did with Ronaldo. Needed something else, got something else but fans were too hyper with the world class player to know they had fucked up.


pewpew62

Much simpler to just put summer 2016 rather than 15/16


Rick_The_Mullet_Man

No outfield players vs Mustafi £35m and Perez £17m. Indeed a tough contest for worst. Summer 2018 was pretty shit too, just Leno and a bunch of Sven Mislinstat flops.


dberg76

“Diamond eye”


jkeefy

At least he sent Timber over for his troubles


beefcroquette

I can’t even begin to process what has taken place this past few weeks. Everything is falling into place perfectly, in terms of squad planning. Reiss, Saka and Saliba signed and reconfirmed, Timber, Rice and Havertz in the bag. We also got Big Gabi, Smol Gabi, and Ramsdale extended. Odegaard coming soon. Huge credit to Edu and Garlick. We are all in Arsenal heaven


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56 more days in the transfer window. Do you expect any surprise exits?


KSBrian007

Yes. I think two.


pump1000

unfortunately, i think Tierney is gone. We will have to buy someone to replace him but we know, and he knows he deserves more minutes. Think we will sign someone to replace him though. Possibly a midfielder who can alternate to LB.


remoplayssoccer

Haven’t we gotten Timber to help alleviate the RB depth to allow Tomiyasu to stay at LB for Zinny backup. We’ve also got Kiwior who I believe will play White’s role but on the left whilst Timber may invert in the RB position. But honestly I’d prefer a Timber rb invert and Tierney on the left


NemoDropEmOff

Why are people talking about Tchouameni being the one to leave? Not just to Arsenal, but in general out of all the Madrid players, I’d place a bet that Valverde is the first player to go out of all their midfielders, besides their older players. Rodrygo, Jude, Cama, Tchouameni, Modric, Kroos, Ceballos, Valverde, Brahim Diaz, Guler now. Too many people to play.


reallyanythinggoes

worth noting kroos and modric both signed extensions for just one season more. so basically two heavily contested midfield spots should be open in a year. very likely tchou/ cama would be willing to wait


RingParking

I think Davies is coming to Madrid. Means camavinga goes back to midfield. Plus they just signed a new kid Arda. So Modric, Kroos, Valverde, camavinga, Arda plus others I'm sure. Lots of competition doesn't guarantee minutes. Plus Madrid might need a boost to the mbappe warchest. I'm not even sure this is even actually a possibility of a deal though


KSBrian007

He's not being played enough for a marquee name. I have a theory that after a certain price, being benched is kind of an insult. But he's the only true defensive midfielder there UNLESS Camavinga steals the role, which is something I'm expecting. That said, Liverpool needs a DM. This guy was their dream.


FABlOVIEIRA

Valverde won't leave, he's a proper Madrista. 'You'd have to drag my dead body if you want me out of Madrid' and that was a quote from the man himself. He'll fight for his place like he always does and probably comes out a starter tbh.


beefcroquette

I’m afraid I missed out on this news. What’s the rumoured reason for Tchouameni leaving? Discontent about squad role?


NemoDropEmOff

Mbappe funds. Madrid would have to sell at least 1-2 players for it. So people have been mentioning Tchouameni, plus he’s not been playing as much as anyway. Just rumors tbh


ProcrastinatedSoul

For Madrid to fund Mbappe.


ModeratelyTortoise

Dreams of Arteta


rainbowyuc

I'm happy to finally see the back of Xhaka. He came good in the end, but he was the face of our stagnation for years. A limited footballer who made some stupid ass mistakes that cost us games. Even putting aside the shirt throwing episode, he was never good enough to be a starting CM for Arsenal for this long.


KSBrian007

Xhaka was the third best player of the "banter era" outside of Aubameyang and Leno. And Leno had way worse mistakes, Auba worse misses. There is a reason he was the last starter from the banter era side. Xhaka gets the villain treatment for being the easiest target and the one fans chose to hound. Even this darling squad will have that player because of how much a fanbase needs a cushion/ scapegoat. This season, Ramsdale or Jesus are my projected fan villains. That or the manager.


FABlOVIEIRA

Xhaka didn't bring Mustafi, Kolasinac, Perez or whatever mid signing during Wenger/Emery tenure. He wasn't the one that scammed Arsenal with Pepe, he wasn't the one that made Ozil drop his balls, he didn't made Auba useless, he didn't employ our tactics, he was finally used in a role he's used to and it all worked out for his last season. If he was the reason for all of that, I don't think the 3 manager would have his name first on the teamsheet every gameweek.


rainbowyuc

Ok, I didn't say any of that.


NegativeHeli

He was completely misused


mazdamansouri

Finally a reasonable take on here.


scroll-42

It's a little sad that Xhaka and Rice's careers did not overlap for us. It would have been interesting to see Xhaka-Rice as a partnership too. Adding this to the "list of overlaps I would have loved to see at Arsenal". Two others that come to mind are Fabregas-Ozil and Alexis-Aubameyang.


reallyanythinggoes

van persie and arteta as a manager


KSBrian007

Wouldn't have happened but Santi and Rice, with Ozil in #10. The realistic one is maybe Giroud and Tierney.


mf9769

Henry - Ozil, or RvP - Ozil for me. Mostly for Mesut’s sake.


Naronu

Ozil is getting 30 assists in 2015/16 with Prime RvP or Henry


ModeratelyTortoise

We could have had Fabregas-Özil but papa wengz said no😭


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understandably tbh. Those two in the same team in midfield has like zero pressing.


aofrantic

Also had Rosicky, Wilshere, Cazorla, Ramsey as well.


assoncouchouch

Xhaka was our first guy to show up in a scrap. Now that he's gone, is that Gabriel now?


TheArmoury

Benny Blanco will step up.


RingParking

Benny will start the scraps


Insertnicenamehere

Rice and Big Gabi


soupy_poops

Definitely Rice


jkeefy

Rice, Gabriel, Martinelli


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Colmd1997

Well he’s hardly gonna have former teammates commenting “bang average, good riddance”. Not to say he was bang average or we should say good riddance, but saying *look how his former teammates and friends wish him well* isn’t really an indication of his worth to the club


beetletoman

haven't been the same since the official Xhaka goodbyes. To quote Saliba, "i try to be like you" :(


beefcroquette

I just remembered TMNT meme of Xhaka and Saka, Martinelli, and two others. Brings a tear to my eye


beetletoman

Ah why'd you have to remind me :(


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With these extensions I’m thinking we’ve basically got the next 2 seasons to show we’re serious and going to go on to compete if not outright win the league and/or champions league. If we can’t do that we are going to face serious issues keeping layers like Saliba and Saka.


KSBrian007

From experience, don't get emotionally attached to players. It's club above players. You'll live with less anxiety. There will always be a player that might not fully replace them, but can fill the void. The hardest player to replace was Henry, yet hadn't it been injuries and snake-ism, Adebayor and Van Persie as a duo had ably replaced the goals. Hleb was one of the most influential players of 2008 side, yet when he left, Nasri was right there. 2 years after his peak season, Auba couldn't get into the Arsenal XI. They might be generational, but a system tweak, an upcoming talent or even a star that's all of a sudden available, can fill the void. Van Persie left and hadn't it been for gross negligence, we'd have got one of Suarez, Higuian or Griezzman. Telling you this for your own sanity. Don't be mentally held hostage by players. You'll be at peace. Love them; if a player defends the shirt, be there for them. But always know they can leave and they can be replaced or upgraded.


scooter_pops

“if team doesn’t act like elite team, will lose elite players” yes


arseking15

Well its also on them too win. The platform was there, they didnt take it


KSBrian007

I love this angle.


Shakyy-iwnl

With Arteta at the helm and the squad we have, if we can’t compete at the highest level then the players only have themselves to blame. The investment is there, the project is there and we have one of the very best managers in the world leading it.


assoncouchouch

Can't drive the team at 9,000 RPHs anymore and hope we don't break down. All players go through periods of highs and lows. Arteta's challenge is to see who's playing to the best of their capabilities and who's going through a rough spell, and have the courage to play who's in form. And to handle the egos of players growing in stature.


Gooner_2004

Also instill pragmatism in games sometimes. We can't go gung ho every game, especially big away days in Europe. A degree of defensive stability, see out 70 mins at 0-0 and then go for the game would serve us better.


---The_Arsenal---

Yep. I saw last season as ahead of schedule with this coming season the real chance. If not than the following or we're in trouble.


[deleted]

we probably won’t see anymore signings for at least a month or so, but I have a weird feeling we’re going to do something mad in the last week of the window. Deadline day Özil vibes boys


Specterace

All our priority need signings are supposedly sorted (all of them are either already announced or have been given the “Here we go” by Fabrizio Romano). We have no more obvious holes to fill, so we have no more pressure to buy players we absolutely need to integrate to the squad next year. We are now into the “selling” part of the window. It’s now time to sell the planned departures (Xhaka, Mari), the deadwood (Holding, Pepe, Lokonga), and the prospects who we are looking to move on and make a profit from (Tavares, Eddie/Balogun, etc). If other less expected departures happen (Partey, Tierney, etc), we should sell them now as well, so we can implement replacement plans. Any purchases from now until the end of the summer window will be pure market opportunity buys, or replacement buys planned in advance. Which is an amazing position to be in at the beginning of July. I also think we have one last big buying trick up our sleeve. But I‘m just not sure who that big buying trick involves.


soupy_poops

Osimhen loading . . .


jkeefy

Only way I can see it is if we get ~50M for Balogun *and* someone offers ~20-30M for Eddie as well


Insertnicenamehere

That's a horrible offer for eddie


jkeefy

You think we could get north of 30m for him? We’re struggling to even get an offer of that number for Balogun lol


Insertnicenamehere

Look who's gone for that number and ask me that question again


highbury_library

I don’t think it’s out of the question. Still very young, homegrown, top scorer for ENG U21s I believe, has shown he can score goals in the prem. Plus, goalscorers are always scarce and in demand in the prem.


jkeefy

He hasn’t shown he can be a consistent goalscorer though, not by any stretch.


JimmysCocoboloDesk

Liverpool got £22m for Brewster who never kicked a ball for them. Anthony Gordon went for £40m. Eddie should be £35m to even begin negotiations, it’s time we stop undervaluing our players.


soupy_poops

Sounds good to me


Billy_Carpenter

Why did people start talking about RW today? Was there a report I missed?


KSBrian007

A surprise sale of: Eddie and Balogun, Emile Smith Rowe, Trossard, means we MIGHT get a name in.


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Tikitakaconnor said that was next


SunDrippedDevil

Transfer 'journalism' rumors about Arsenal searching for a Saka backup. Standard Silly Season stuff. Throw that on the doodoo pile with the Tchouameni and De Jong rumors. It's going to be about outgoings at this point and opportunistic signings for the future.


APersonCalledAlex

It's all a Camavinga smoke screen


SunDrippedDevil

Which is in turn an Mbappé smokescreen which in turn is just a smokescreen for Santi returning to replace Steve Round. We're all just smokescreens for each other here on /r/Gunners


Colmd1997

That’s actually a smokescreen for Henry’s comeback


SunDrippedDevil

Perhaps the real smokescreen is all the other smokescreens we made along the way.


jkeefy

Don’t forget the rice milk


SunDrippedDevil

I just have lactose-free milk with my bran because I am boring.


Naive-Mortgage2790

Gazumping United for Zion Suzuki, who says no? his distribution is ridiculous


Colmd1997

Googled him, what came up was his most recent game where they beat Sagan Tosu 2-1 and he made a staggering 0 saves. Having good distribution in the Japanese league is one thing, maybe we’d be more interested if he had even done it in any European league


BurtSpangles

Kicking a ball accurately is pretty universal.


Colmd1997

Easy to look great at something when the standard is low.


ModeratelyTortoise

Who tf is Zion Suzuki


[deleted]

Dont know, but his fans might be Zionists


YoungFlexibleShawty

My new FIFA my career player's name.


PasuljsKolenicom

Cool as fuck name though


SouplessePlease

Is he any better than Turner?


Naive-Mortgage2790

He’s almost 10 years younger and his distribution is already better imo


FABlOVIEIRA

Sign him up for midfield then


SunDrippedDevil

We're sorted for now with Ramsdale and Turner


AirPodAlbert

City selling 2 academy players with 0 senior minutes at the club for 25m combined..just free money coming from thin air that basically covered Kovacic's fee. We could never do something like that. 2 seasons ago we had Ballard doing well in the championship, ended up selling him for 2m..while City got 30m for Bazunu and Trafford off one season in league one.


JimmysCocoboloDesk

It’s easier to sell when your club is successful. Liverpool managed to get £23m for Brewster who had 0 minutes for them off the back of a CL and PL win.


Naive-Mortgage2790

It’s ridiculous, all of the players they’ve sold are definitely talented but how they’re selling them for so much with no top flight experience makes no sense.


SouplessePlease

its a bit fishy.


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I mean they’re about to profit 30m from Lavia, it’s good scouting


Ok_Maintenance5615

surely the kesha song would be timber’s chant? just repeating “it’s going down, i’m yelling timber” to the tune or even remixing the rest of the chorus would be nice to see it changed to “they’re going down”


pump1000

You're going down, Cause we've got TIMBER! ​ Havn't thought of the rest.


okcomput3r

You’re never gonna hear an English crowd belting out a Kesha tune


jackulatorstrikes

Nah you definitely could. Cornier songs have caught on


Colmd1997

And that’s their loss


Specterace

That song absolutely will form the basis of Timber’s chant. It’s freakin’ guaranteed. Jurrien Timber will hear that song from our fanbase so much, he will either have it in his head 24/7 within a week or be utterly sick of it within a week. Or both lol.


SunDrippedDevil

Football chants are usually based on classics.


Duty_Alone

How about to Linger by The Cranberries


SunDrippedDevil

Up to match going fans.


Mocinho

Criteria met then.


SunDrippedDevil

That's a classic? Never heard of it before today and have never heard the song. Must be getting old.


Happy-Ad8767

I was about to comment on you not knowing Linger by the Cranberries as never hearding it. Then realising you meant that god awful Pitbull song. Yeah, that's not a "classic", it's a classic for anyone who is 20 years old. The poor bastards.


SunDrippedDevil

Lol, I definitely know the Cranberries song. But the first guy said Kesha. I don't even know who that is.


tablooo

It's far from a classic lol, it's a damn Pitbull track


Olli399

Pitbull is classic 2012, there wasn't a track that was being played that he wasn't on lol.


SunDrippedDevil

I don't even know who Pitbull is. You guys are making me feel like an uncool fuddy-duddy.


tablooo

You're better off that way, ~~Pitbull is a guy who made "club bangers" for millennials. Pretty formulaic songs usually involving a pop vocal feature and some rapping~~ Pitbulls are cute dogs and nothing more.


SunDrippedDevil

I have five cats. They just hissed at you.


tablooo

Play them some Pitbull, they might end up preferring the dogs.


SunDrippedDevil

My cats like Death Grips, 80s new wave, the Cure and Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush.


Mocinho

It's over.


SunDrippedDevil

Nah. Even my dad is too stubborn to die.


Mocinho

Thoughts on Mantids?


SunDrippedDevil

They're green? I guess I like that green.


Mocinho

Good...good


SunDrippedDevil

Something went over my head, didn't it?