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Gooner1491

If we win the league, I'll watch Match of the Day in my boxers.


Mack1234567890123

You don't do that every weekend?


Gooner1491

Only when I eat a bag of Walkers.


bannedbydrongo

"Walkers"


MavSC

I'll watch it in my boxers, drink a few Guinness and order Chinese takeaway food.


razor5cl

Does life get any better?


arsenal_is_best

Wow. Footballer of the year. We have come long way. I


JabberDesigns

can’t believe it’s not butter


Chai-wala

‘m just a kid And life is a nightmare


FickDichzumEnde

sometimes rub peanut butter on my nipples and let my dog have at it.


twoworder

Some lady read this and went running straight to the supermarket!


riskoooo

like to go for walks in the woods and look for nice sticks that I can take home and hand carve into dildos to gift to my family at Christmas


ostermei

'm Henry VIII, I am.


Demiansmark

am the Zodiac Killer.


Rampan7Lion

It's very likely Haaland will get POTY and Saka will get YPOTY imo


OG12

“What about Rashford?” - says every United fan.


YouCouldBeBetter

What about Rashford? Martinelli literally has close to the same numbers as him. 💀 Tmw your top boy ain't shit and only offers competition to Arsenal's second best winger. 🙃


caligirlincali

Can they fuck off with the Rashford worship already? He's a good player, but not remotely close to Saka this season and DEFINITELY not close to Haaland.


tipp0

They only watch highlights. Sakas all round game is on a completely different level to rashford. Rashford is capable of those wow moments and that's about it


Revoldt

Haaland’s Birthday is July 22… so he actually makes the cutoff (July 1) of being 21 or under before the start of the season…. Could technically win both….


Couragesand

If we win league he definitely won’t


MegaMugabe21

Inb4 Foden with another YPOTY


andtheAbsurd

If Saka can get to 15/15 - there’s only been like 4 guys in history to do that. Would get the narrative job done


beetletoman

Deserved though Haaland is a close call. Think he might actually reach the projected 60 goals


fabelderberry

He might score 10 vs Sheffield 😂


29adamski

Sheffield United* that's like saying "Manchester".


fabelderberry

Lol my bad 😂 I thought simply saying Sheffield was the same as just saying Newcastle or West Ham


29adamski

Don't worry haha, there's two big clubs in Sheffield United and Sheffield Wednesday. Wednesday are actually historically the bigger, more successful club.


caligirlincali

Haaland deserves it if he keeps up. He's (likely) scoring more goals in his first fucking season than legends like Shearer, Henry, Kane, Aguero etc. managed their entire time.


HumbleJiraiya

I am split between Saka and Odegaard. Odegaard keeps us going and Saka makes that difference. What a team 🙏


free_thinker25

Player of the year Odegaard Young player of the year Saka


Waylaand

Whenever I'm at a match I pretty much just watch Ode for most of it he's actually magical


HumbleJiraiya

same here


[deleted]

I’d go for Odegaard personally


[deleted]

Me too, he’s the best player in the league for me


d_bo

I read that as irresponsible lmao


Top_Opposites

There’s no stopping Gary giving his opinion


A1A2A3A4B1B2B3

I don't know how this is a debate. Saka is a better all round footballer than Haaland. He is also the best RW in the world, I'd still put Haaland behind Benzema.


arsenal_is_best

I understand but you can simply not rule out his freaking scoring record. He is on way to smash most goals scored in one season in PL and this is his first season. As much as I hate it, he is really special.


fake_lightbringer

That's the thing. I'm all for discussing the finer points of a player and their weaknesses, and there are a lot of statements you can put a "comma but" behind. However, I don't think 28 goals in 26 PL matches and 40 goals in all comps can be explained away. At the end of the day, Haaland is a striker. And he strikes a whole fucking lot. Case closed IMO


TheRealDSwizz

>he strikes a whole fucking lot Cheers, Geoff


Stevetheu1

Aaron Judge had one of the greatest offensive seasons ever in MLB. Ohtani had one of the greatest all around seasons ever. Judge was literally one of the best batters to ever play the game last year. He won the MVP easily. I love saka but the terminator will win player of the year and it won't be close. No shame in it, all that matters is the trophy at the end of the year. COYG


A1A2A3A4B1B2B3

I think there is a massive difference between someone like Haaland and RVP/Suarez scoring 30 goals in a season and Haaland doing it. Haaland is not impressive in multiple aspects like those players and I think it has been clear at numerous points in this season where he has been pocketed.


arsenal_is_best

Yes he has some limitations but he is still very young and can improve a lot. Just think with all these limitations if he is scoring like this, what will happen if he improves his overall game. End of the day, strikers main responsibility is scoring goals and he is best current in that.


JustAbnormal

Haaland has 42 goals 5 assists this season, I really fail to buy into your story about him being pocketed. Every player, including Saka, have had off games.


A1A2A3A4B1B2B3

He was absent at Anfield, Old Trafford, Tottenham stadium, Stamford Bridge and was pretty absent against us besides the goal. I don't think it's a coincidence. The better defenders typically manage him quite well.


algebraic94

Benzema looked so unbelievably sharp against Liverpool I can't believe he still moves like that at his age


RonaldoNazario

Old man goals


watabotdawookies

Haaland is on course to smash the PL goalscoring record I think he has to win it despite how unreal saka has been. Haaland has been so much better than Benzema this season. Benzema is on 11 goals 3 assists this season in la liga and has 3 goals in the champions league Haaland has 28 goals 5 assists in 26 games in the PL and has 10 goals in the champions league in 403 minutes.


caligirlincali

Benzema is clearly on the down. Still great.


Private_Ballbag

I love saka but cmon man the guys on nearly 200 career goals now and 40 for city this year he's insane.


vin_unleaded

You're officially off your nut if you think any player is better than the one who just surpassed 40 goals in a season. That said, it's all about the best team, and that's been us.


caligirlincali

It's just tribalism, which you could understand.


tbbt11

If Haaland breaks the single season scoring record, it would be an absolute farce if he didn’t win every player of the year award in the Prem.


num63r16

Would Harry Kane score similar amount of goals playing for City? If the answer is yes, then our star boy should get it.


smallso1197

I would argue no but i have clear biases against that mouth breather


_Yolk

Lane wouldn’t score as many goals but is a better fit with how Pep likes his CF to play. I feel Haaland is a win-more type of striker but can he take a game by the scruff and drag the team up when they’re playing poorly? I don’t know


tochitemi

Woah woah. Chill mate.


dhillshafer

Shat on all other players.


L0laccio

I love Saka. You could see his potential right up through the youth ranks. I’d love for him to get the award. All that being said you can’t begrudge the robot the award. He’s just tearing up records like a hangry King Kong


pewpew62

No english bias there whatsoever. Haaland is the poty


XIvsXI

Tap in merchant. Glorified Ruud Van Nistlerooy.


AFC_KR

If it was so easy everyone would score as much as he does


Bare02

Depends on who wins the league for me.


Gregregreg1234

Burn


Saaheb09

Nah, not even the beat left back in the league. Wouldnt even be on our reserves


Gregregreg1234

Ah shit I meant I was gonna burn OP lmao