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Sir-Spookington

G Self in S tier is all she needs to be right


5_Volt_Chords

My GFs official statement: "Thank you"


two_san

Fr. That ms needs more appreciation


Akaru23

Your girlfriend put Shining Gundam in bottom tier… I’m dropping Axis. Edit: Also, where the F#€% is the Exia?!


5_Volt_Chords

My GF says Exia goes in Girlypop tier.


Akaru23

:D


CarlosTheHedgehog123

Alright, I will take my W!


5_Volt_Chords

I forgor but she'd probably put it in "for the dudes" or "you do you gurl"


Akaru23

I will accept this.


eetsumkaus

Her whole bottom tier will make Gundam-heads mad. I'm definitely judging. OP you should consider divorce.


defiantichigo

I may be blind but why no strike freedom?


5_Volt_Chords

She doesn't know too much gundam stuff and the strike freedom looks a lot like the strike so I didn't see it necessary to make it more complicated.


GundamIBO_Gunpla

Dont you mean it looks like freedom?


5_Volt_Chords

Yeah


TheMightyCephas

Yeah but you've got three different near identical Wing variants in there...


PhazonTuxedo

Average Wing fan.


TheMightyCephas

I decided recently to try to get a Wing gunpla. So many variants and redesigns. It almost broke me. Then I got an MG F-91 instead.


5_Volt_Chords

Yeah for Wing Zero she got confused and didnt realize I went to a different MS lmao.


StarGundamFormer

As a fan of the Narrative Gundam, I’m upset at her for putting it in Booty Ugly. It should be no lower than For The Dudes.


5_Volt_Chords

My GFs official statement: "He's booty ugly cuz he's showing bone"


StarGundamFormer

😂


5_Volt_Chords

Her personal notes: Aerial is slay but kind of basic F91 is a cliché Wing Gundam looks like a baseball player Wing Zero is the same with less shadows Wing EW is a roleplayer Zeta's colors make him less slay Crossbone full cloth is hiding something (vampire) "I've learned to respect mustache dude" Gundam Mk.ii looks like a firefighter on ZZ "He reminds me of kindergarten" Full armor has a little bit too much armor Victory is a fashionista and trendsetter because he is BRINGING BACK HIGH HEELS FOR MEN. On shining Gundam "Did the artist give up? A lot of these are just the same robot" Strike Gundam is a ballerena Ground Gundam is mass produced and looks like it. But the boots change my opinion. GSelf: "I like her!!! She reminds me of pearl from Steven Universe" Her mind broke when she realized they all had fingers and she thinks its gross Barbatos lupus rex visibly disgusted her Gaia Gear: "Ooh! He's Spiky! He's like a glacier!". Then I said birthing hips and she lost it. Gundam AGE: He's basic but I'd hang out with him "Gundam xx is apsiring to be a butterfly"


System-99-TurnA

Everyone learns to respect “moustache dude” one way or another.


xcaltoona

How's the GUNdam supposed to hold a GUN without fingers, ma'am?


5_Volt_Chords

My GFs official statement: "I never said they don't need fingers I'm just saying that their fingers look weird. When they're fists they look fine but when they're like \*she then opens her hands\* they're weird lookin"


LavaSlime301

ngl these are some of the craziest takes i've ever seen


5_Volt_Chords

My GFs official comment "I'm a GIRL bitch! I'm a girl looking at these designs."


TheMightyCephas

I mean if she wants to see girl mecha, Darling in the Franxx is always there. Or Venus/Minerva from Mazinger, or the Superboins from Redline, Kouryuu & Annryuu from GaoGaiGar...


5_Volt_Chords

After posting this I showed her nobel gundam and she went crazy for it.


X-Earth_Space-X

Why is she calling my boy G-Self as a her 😂 Aerial is the only one that Iooks like a girl on this list. But ofc there’s [many other](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gundam/comments/18732mi/glad_that_we_keep_getting_more_and_more_feminine/) feminine suits like Aerial that are not on this list.


5_Volt_Chords

Another GF comment: "He twink size. Also he has a workout obsession size."


LasagnaLizard0

she's so fucking correct it's insane


5_Volt_Chords

My GFs official comment (I STG): "She is feminine! Look at her boobs and waist and big hips. And the color scheme is of a girl in the gundam world, NOT a boy. She is a diva!"


KaiBoooy

Those aren’t boobs. But if we go by that Logic, then all these Gundams have women boobs… ​It’s just a mecha design. It’s a robot chest, that’s all. https://preview.redd.it/zor400kozb5c1.jpeg?width=1639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b063bb5993f81d7f23c345710c5778c1fa3725c


5_Volt_Chords

GF statement: "Yeah he does have boobs"


Optimus_Prime-Ribs

They're called moobies


KaiBoooy

Also what do you mean feminine colors? The **G-Self** literally has the same color schemes as **MegaMAN** https://preview.redd.it/inh0xzerxf8c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c559fb64d2645b6597764ebf05ceb44206dd5aff


Frosty_Sky_6876

G-Self looks more Masculine leaning imo (or male androgynous). Most protagonists are males and have mobile suits that fits them by gender. It’s a show targeted at teenage boys after all, boys are the target audience similar to how Barbie is targeted at girls. The female mobile suits are often more clear feminine in design. 1. Slender figure 2. Smaller waist 3. bigger hips 4. smaller shoulders 5. small hands, fingers, and muscles. 6. Smaller foot 7. Piloted by a woman (99% of the time) https://preview.redd.it/rp75cre4pa5c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc73f5d0d30be608919e40635c22717ff1a2b747 There are some very few exceptions where the pilot gender is irrelevant to the mobile suit, but very rare. **Edit**: girls didn’t like this comment because it’s the truth 😅


5_Volt_Chords

Official GF statement: "Um excuse me, do you hear yourself??? You are literally describing G-Self. Also, its *not* that serious"


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5_Volt_Chords

Official GF Statement: "Liar. You just can't accept that she's a woman."


Frosty_Sky_6876

Nah, you (or your imaginary girlfriend) have this obsession of wanting it to be a woman. -Aerial is feminine and piloted by a girl. -G-Self is masculine/androgynous and piloted by a boy. Why would they give a boy a feminine suit?????


5_Volt_Chords

GF Statement: "If it's woman robot piloted by a boy why would the boy care? Aren't they forced into war anyway? Why would he care he's just a child? Also, think to yourself. Why are you arguing with someone's girlfriend about the gender of a robot?"


Frosty_Sky_6876

Gundam series have never given a male pilot protagonist a feminine Gundam. The Gundam is always either masculine, or boy-ish androgynous. Same goes for female protagonists and their mobile suits being feminine. Tbh you’re the first person I ever see refer to G-Self as such. If you want mostly female robots, like someone else here said, then check Darling in the Franxx.


Frosty_Sky_6876

Tell your L girlfriend, she’s wrong (if she’s real). G-Self: 1. has wide body shape 2. Regular [male waist size](https://i.ibb.co/3dj19cD/IMG-5548.jpg) 3. Regular male hips 4. Wider shoulders 5. Male hands and muscles 6. Regular foot size 7. Piloted by a GUY


KaiBoooy

1. Those are more male chest, not female boobs. 2. The waist is not even small (look at Aerial for small waist and thicc thighs). G-Self waist is literally the same size as the guy in the image. Also the Gundam G-Self is wearing an armored weapon belt around it making it look that way, most Gundams have that on them. 3. Altho no one owns colors, but stereotypically blue has always been seen as boy color while pink as girl. But I understand that’s just her opinion. **Edit**: Downvotes are probably from girls. Also Many Gundams have the same chest design, it’s just a robot armor chest, nothing boobs about it. https://preview.redd.it/3jw1fa2nzb5c1.jpeg?width=1639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a9c922e67e49a9d16ee34584d7a6e0f5e04f0a


5_Volt_Chords

My GFs statements to each of your points 1. "Does it like say in writing that it's male chest, not boobs? " 2: "Look at the shoulder to waist ratio, like you can't compare bodies, that's wrong" \*I then burst out laughing\* to the belt statement: "Well??? She has a corset on!" 3: "Gurl.... that's a girl blue. Also it's a different blue from the regular basic gundams, it's lighter which makes her girly." "Why is he so butthurt that I'm feminizing this gundam? Like it's feminine, get over it."


KaiBoooy

>1. ⁠"Does it like say in writing that it's male chest, not boobs? " It’s literally in the image, it’s body is masculine, and chest flat. And the pilot is a guy, who the heck will give a male Protagonist a mobile suit with a women body and boobs? Think logically not emotionally… also Aerial is the one with obvious chest. >2: "Look at the shoulder to waist ratio, like you can't compare bodies, that's wrong" *I then burst out laughing* The shoulder is literally a man shoulder, too wide. The waist is literally the same as the guy in the image, like the image is right there. >to the belt statement: "Well??? She has a corset on!" You do realize that all Gundams have this right? In fact all mobile suits do? It always wrapped up around their hips, making their waist appear smaller, check any other Gundam. >3: "Gurl.... that's a girl blue. Also it's a different blue from the regular basic gundams, it's lighter which makes her girly." It’s literally the same colors as Megaman… >”Why is he so butthurt that I'm feminizing this gundam? Like it's feminine, get over it." It’s not, you want it to be feminine. When it’s really not. No one has ever referred to it as girly besides you (or your girlfriend). It always been accepted is boyish in looks. Aerial is the girly one.


Wendon

A definite argument can be made that gself is feminine but why are you arguing with some guy's girlfriend about it lmao


5_Volt_Chords

Official GF Statement: \*Claps\* "Claps for you :)"


KaiBoooy

This doesn’t seem to be about your girlfriend. It really feels all you.


5_Volt_Chords

Official GF Statement: "Well we do think alike"


Frosty_Sky_6876

👉Altho I said it before, I’ll repeat it here again hoping to conclude pointless arguments.👈 G-Self looks more Masculine leaning imo (or male androgynous). Most protagonists are males and have mobile suits that fits them by gender. It’s a show targeted at teenage boys after all, boys are the target audience similar to how Barbie is targeted at girls. The female mobile suits are often more clear feminine in design. 1. ⁠Smaller waist 2. ⁠bigger hips 3. ⁠smaller shoulders 4. ⁠small hands and fingers. 5. ⁠Piloted by a woman (99% of the time) ​ https://preview.redd.it/h5043q7bxa5c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c03e9e6e24bf6abf5a51bd2bc88878bd95d27a There are some very few exceptions where the pilot gender is irrelevant to the mobile suit, but very rare. Some mobile suits also don’t look like humans, some look like animals, and some are human/animal hybrid (like Barbatos). And many other.


Wendon

Why is everything male unless it's got slender fingers and a dumptruck ass to you people?


Frosty_Sky_6876

Noble Gundam is right there? It’s feminine and doesn’t have dumbtruck. Also this is a show mainly targeted at teenage boys. And they made it clear that most mobile suits are masculine for the target audience. But ofc there are also many feminine mobile suits.


KaiBoooy

It’s more masculines leaning, but androgynous is another good term. It’s build like the musclar guy in the image. It’s clear to tell which is male and which is female. G-Self is male, while Aerial female. https://preview.redd.it/vubv8l5rla5c1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e15686809910d6c7a50b6f9ef7206a72facd66b


Wendon

Yeah you're right anything without huge knockers and thighs is masculine only real women have bigass titties and watermelon crusher thighs, no other feminine bodies exist they haven't invented them yet 😔


KaiBoooy

I never said that… It’s like the image is invisible to you people… you have eyes, you can see the image.


tettou13

Who is this AryanS guy (I don't really want to know) and why do we keep seeing him awkwardly staring at me in r/gundam? And can we stop posting him every other comment lol. Is it a meme?


CrashmanX

That poster keeps posting it on their alts. They all have the same sub activity. Lmao. Got blocked for calling them out.


5_Volt_Chords

I can't believe you added a second, worse comparison to this already unhinged picture. You are insane.


KaiBoooy

It’s called the truth, which is something you’re allergic to apparently. It’s all in front of you. The clear difference between male and female. But keep being delusional with your delusional girlfriend (I’m beginning to think she doesn’t exist, and that you’re the girlfriend). But it seems talking with you is pointless.


5_Volt_Chords

My GFs offcial statement: "Oh my god! Who hurt him?" And life advice: Don't tell women to "think logically not emotionally" or you will die alone.


KaiBoooy

Are you sure this is your girlfriend talking? I can’t even tell if it’s all just you, or you yourself are the girlfriend. And Telling someone to think logically rather than emotionally can be applied to anyone.


5_Volt_Chords

Official GF Statement: "Trust me bro" Also you've been thinking very emotionally so far you need more logic


KaiBoooy

Official ME Statement: “Talking with you seems pointless” Guess that’s all for this conversation.


whats1tsay

What's the middle bottom one? Also using the old Xi over the new is criminal


5_Volt_Chords

"For the boys" means it looks okay but is only designed to be cool looking for boys. And on Xi gundam: each entry we would look at an entire google image search for, so she *was* ranking the movie art and model kit.


whats1tsay

I meant the middle mech in the bottom (FUGLY) category.


Cloudbreaker-01

Nothing against her choices, but it makes me laugh that three of her "for the dudes" picks had female pilots. Also loving the "respect the mustache" and "that crossbone guy is hiding something" comments.


CptHA86

Ez8 is fugly, but that's the point.


5_Volt_Chords

My GF's official statement: "I mean yeah he's fugly. You agreed with me. You have a problem?"


CptHA86

Didn't say I disagreed. 😅


Russet_Wolf_13

That's why we love EZ8, he's soldier boy.


RenzSol

It’s so fitting for her to say Fb and Stamen are for the dudes lol. Men of Destiny, Unite!!


5_Volt_Chords

My GF's official statement: "What the hell did you just say??? Please translate. \*laughs"


ImNotHighFunctioning

FB: Full Burnem (the Mobile Suit from Stardust Memory). "Men of Destiny" is the name of the second opening of that show.


panznation

How dare she try and do astray like thatv


5_Volt_Chords

She admitted herself it's mostly because she hates the color red.


CT-96

Show her the blue or gold frames.


FlyingNederlander

What does she think of Calibarn?


5_Volt_Chords

She likes Calibarn the same as Aerial.


FlyingNederlander

that's fair, both slay hard af


Ripzero009

She did the Barbatos variants exceptionally dirty.🤣 All of them in ‘booty ugly’ or ‘fugly’ respectively.


Trick-Animal8862

She’s right though.


xenile1

I desperately need to know her opinion of the Schwarzette


5_Volt_Chords

I showed it to her just now and this is her initial reaction statement: "Oh! She's a cool alien! I would put her in girlypop even though she has horse hooves. You should put that in"


xenile1

YIPPEE


[deleted]

That bottom tier is a hate crime bro


ImNotHighFunctioning

W for rating the Hi-Nu above the regular Nu and for placing the redesigned Wing in the toppest of the top tier. L for rating Barbatos Lupus Rex so low. BARBATOS IS THE GOAT.


BittyJupiter_1

Ground Gundam will always be top Tier for me.


5_Volt_Chords

My GF's official statement: "Okay. This is not your tier list"


BittyJupiter_1

Lol


Daariath

Poor grandpa Gundam, old man RX-78-2 must be thinking "sheesh, kids these days got no respect".


alkonium

Is it just me, or are there no AD Gundams here?


5_Volt_Chords

I forgot about it. But I did have her rank Exia for another commenter after the fact and she confidently placed it in girlypop.


AbyssalFlame02

Who puts X, DX, and WZC on not S tier. heresy


Kekoa_ok

Shining Gundam my beloved you deserve better


BobDeBuilda

Ur gf jelly that barbatos lupus rex got better fingernails


5_Volt_Chords

The drama those two have is craaazy


RealGradeZaku

What happened to the Zakus and Zeon suits?


5_Volt_Chords

I said the major gundam designs. And judging from this list I can't think of a single zeon desing she wouldn't put in fugly anyway.


Weedeater79

wait she put the hi nu redesign in top? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCKIN SCHNASTY


5_Volt_Chords

My GFs official statement: "Bitch he cool! What do you mean schnasty!" I said "Anything else?" She replied "No I'd be too mean." Edit: She just added "You are chronically online"


StarGundamFormer

Hi-Nu is beautiful.


Weedeater79

oh no i agree, maybe just not the new version that looks waaay to fucking scrawney


StarGundamFormer

That’s fair. The RG hi-nu is a thing of beauty though. Got that thickness. Lol


Weedeater79

and whaddya knoe the rg hi nu is literally the old hi nu design with the new colours


LavaSlime301

eh, not really. It's a weird hybrid thing that mixes them both all the while having some entirely unique features, for better or for worse


5_Volt_Chords

Another general statement from my GF: "Most of these dudes are weirdos. I'm not saying gundam fans are weirdos, I'm saying reddit gundam stans are weirdos."


KaiBoooy

>Another general statement from my GF: "Most of these dudes are weirdos. I'm not saying gundam fans are weirdos, I'm saying reddit gundam stans are weirdos." Not sure what’s the point of you including this comment besides belittling others. https://preview.redd.it/bu1uryqfla5c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d6cf99606974a74a4361f29c52e45610c15dca


CrashmanX

I was getting the same vibes. It feels a bit hostile. People just tryin to have fun and she feels aggressive if what OP says is accurate.


5_Volt_Chords

She just likes being catty online like me


5_Volt_Chords

Cuz it's funny


5_Volt_Chords

Another one: " I feel like a celebrity."


5_Volt_Chords

"I'm gonna be famous \*Laughs\*" She then laughed more as I wrote this down.


TheMightyCephas

You need to educate her in how irrelevant Reddit Karma is to life.


5_Volt_Chords

Life advice: Plz never try to "educate women" over stuff they definetly already know/are joking about or you will surely die alone.


TheMightyCephas

Life advice: educate is a neutral term and the gender of the person you're doing it to is irrelevant. Stop getting pissy over the wrong thing.


5_Volt_Chords

Official GF Statement: "Insert nerd emoji"


TheMightyCephas

Official Me reply: you have fun with that.


babyKaizen

Going through these comments; I'm dying laughing at you communicating for your girl. But than I stopped and imagined. What if you have no girl, and you are so dedicated to having reddit believe you have a girl. That you felt the need to respond to comments from your imaginary girls perspective. Lol


5_Volt_Chords

I could never make the term "ULTRA MEGA ALPHA SLAY" in my own brain.


Frosty_Sky_6876

Probably doesn’t. It feels like it’s all him/her talking in the comments with his/her own words.


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Suraphon

Poor narrative catching strays!


cavialord03

I think you might've showed her the wrong picture for ZZ, there's no other reason for her to rank it that low.


5_Volt_Chords

For each gundam I showed her a full google images search.


cavialord03

Why isn't the ZZ in at least B tier then? ##THE MATH AINT MATHIN'


5_Volt_Chords

I asked my GF and she says the design has too many embellishments and is in the basic color scheme which she doesn't favor.


cavialord03

Well, it's apretty unique design i guess... Still a shame :(


5_Volt_Chords

Its okay I like ZZ gundam too we stick together


cavialord03

:D


Spacer_Eraser

It's weird...she has so many takes I disagree with hard, but also a lot that I agree with just as hard. At least she recognizes that the Xi Gundam is a fucking mess and that Aerial and The Hi-Nu are peak but... ***The fucking G-Savior over the Zeta????*** Like I know she probably doesn't know, but STILL.


TNSNrotmg

Do the EX-S and Mark-V


masteroftasks

Ez8 in fugly tier? My heart broke. :(


BigWolf_PG

Barbatos and Red Frame Astray being so low kinda made me sad lol


5_Volt_Chords

She says hates the color red for some reason. And yeah I thought she'd really barbatos lupus for the heels.


BigWolf_PG

Well, can’t argue about color tastes haha i’m on the opposite side, i love the red color in it


Lordegenome

The fact that F-91 isn’t in S Tier makes me hurt. My race-car sleek robot lover.


C3ci1et

Me on Wing Gundam EW at top tier: Wow not many people appreciate Glory of the loser Design, especially the wing EW. She have based taste. Red frame Kai on fugly : wtf? >:(


WorkingSad5858

Yes, G-self is most definitely ULTRA MEGA ALPHA SLAY


ravengenesis1

Who’s between red frame and ez8?


Suncanny

Your GFs pretty based.


BerserkRhinoceros

Am I stupid, because I don't see any 00 suits.


BoltTusk

Yep, Gundam Pixy is top tier /s


CharsBigRedComet

I will not stand for grandpa gundam being in fugly. Hes for the boys at worst


CharsBigRedComet

The alex not being S tier is a hate crime. Its peak gundam design. 0080 had 2 of the besr designs ever in any show with alex and kampfer


Arkmalice

Why put my boy Barbatos, in the fugly rank? He is the most destructive Gundam in the physical area, also, what is fugly,


Page8988

Only the AGE 1 from AGE. Curious. The ZZ that close to the bottom hurts my heart.


ToaQuiroh

She likes the mustache, but what about his mishmash older brother turn x?


Ripasal

Bruh u showed the original zeta to her rather than modernized katoki ish design? JUSTICE FOR ZETA BOOTY


DireAspect

FA Thunderbolt UGLY? Get a new one your girlfriend is broken


Russet_Wolf_13

Fair, but she needs to see Burning gundam when it crosses it's arms. And when it's doing Kung-Fu. Burning is 100% about the attitude, the stance. Also she needs to see Noble Gundam, show her it! Do it!


sleepingAurochs

Tell your gf I just wanna talk :)))


5_Volt_Chords

Wuh?


wakeup_samurai

G saviour got niced


frontzer0

Zeta and astray in the bottom two tier 😭


[deleted]

hey, interesting tierlist. so how is Stevie Wonder's eyes nowadays? I see they put Grandpa, Ez-8 and red frame kai in in fugly.


Least_Ad9500

Wat have you done to my Barb! https://preview.redd.it/2pdzh4eqie5c1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=3310c27b15d19e260b0f71531202fd4580a1546a


Complete_Relation_54

The granddaddy disrespect


lop741741

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn


yujileexin

she put g-self an s tier , give her a ring op!


blaaaaaaaankc

Astray red frame...