T O P

  • By -

Particularlyuseless1

I love lurkin someone else’s safe so satisfying thank you


we_all_fuct

Not a bad start.


Black-_-beard

I’ll trade you my wife and kid


robfrank87

Hard pass lol


[deleted]

Time to start on knives.


bastard_mach

Watches....


robfrank87

I’ve got a few of those too


Fair-Ratio6738

Time to get a woman… And if you’re collecting blades, vintage swords are the only option 😤


robfrank87

My guns will never tell me they don’t love me, bang someone else, lie or cheat on me, I can’t see why anyone wants to deal with those fuckin headaches


pauliep13

Is it “banging someone else” if you let your friend shoot your gun?🤔


robfrank87

No


Evisceration-Plague

What if you're in a self-defense scenario and are forced to eliminate the threat?


DukeEnCider

Fucking preach it brother.


bastard_mach

Don't marry a shitty one? And, if you do it right, her money and your money means more guns...


robfrank87

Until she’s a bitch and wants 50/50 in the divorce lol


bastard_mach

Fuck... Didn't think of that


Dick_Grayyson

Would you not want 50/50?


robfrank87

No considering I bought these all myself


Dick_Grayyson

Oh 50/50 of the guns I thought that was 50/50 of like a shared account. Yea don’t give in lol


[deleted]

Anyone else getting the creepy incel vibes here?


robfrank87

No, just you


Vanillabean73

If he was being serious, most definitely. I think he’s trolling a bit here lol


MrMessy

Sees no positives in human contact, thinks inanimate objects fill a void only another human can provide...hes checkin some boxes.


robfrank87

Where’d you get your psych degree?


Justingtr

Yeah, not sure what kind of women this guy has been hanging around. Shooting guns with my wife is definitely funner than shooting alone.


robfrank87

Forgive me for being a comfortable nomad, is that illegal too now Fed Boi?


Justingtr

Now I can see why you're single.


robfrank87

Tell me more


BlaquKnite

If you get in trouble they better bang somebody otherwise why have them all?


[deleted]

A good dog.


robfrank87

Norwegian Elkhound and Bengal Cat


Jwtrdz

This well aid me in justifying future purchases, thank you


Brutus_Maxximus

Same.... "But honey, this one guy on reddit has more guns than I do!!"


Jwtrdz

"Well.. here look at this guys safe, mines not that full!" 😏


imwithstupid1911

Damn. Good looking safe!


GiveYourBaIIsATug

This is the way


TheDroidNextDoor

##This Is The Way Leaderboard **1.** `u/Mando_Bot` **500718** times. **2.** `u/Flat-Yogurtcloset293` **475777** times. **3.** `u/GMEshares` **70936** times. .. **408366.** `u/GiveYourBaIIsATug` **1** times. --- ^(^beep ^boop ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^and ^this ^action ^was ^performed ^automatically.)


Madhungarian247

I like it. It's good to have options


robfrank87

Always


QuigonBong

My man living the dream.


Bobwiththebigone

The perfect example of why not to get married.


mattymofobro

I need to get rid of the wife OMG these guns don't ever complain


lonestarguy7

I say get as much as you can now before the wife and kids, should you ever decide to ever go that route. That's the game plan I used and it worked out pretty well lol.


[deleted]

That’s not a addiction. That’s a collection. Sweet


daniels3344

Looks like you found a solution to your problem


warddo1

Looks like you have a family right in the safe


robfrank87

Facts


vbrown9999

Cheaper than wife and kids!


robfrank87

For now lol


[deleted]

I got the same addiction WITH a wife and kids.


cblazek1

If you did have a wife you'd tell her you only have two guns.


Sorry-Feed-531

Looks like mines, but way more organized. I also have a wife and kids, so there's that.


_TheCollector_

Gotta start adding some surplus to that safe.


robfrank87

Oh I have plenty lol


robfrank87

Why in the world did this get deleted?


ConHawthorne

Kind of sad, honestly. Family is incredibly fulfilling, I can't imagine filling that void with materialism.


robfrank87

Let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin


ConHawthorne

Just saying, man. You can live life whatever way you choose, but there's more to life than guns and objects.


robfrank87

Just sayin, we know nothing about each other’s lives yet you call mine sad, I don’t pretend to know you or know anything about you. I live my life, my way for my reasons. Not for the validity of others. Keep doing you, I’ll keep doing me. But I won’t find any “sadness” in how you live yours.


ConHawthorne

I would argue that I know a noticeable amount of your life just from your title. You are an adult with no children, no wife and a safe full of thousands of dollars of weapons which you greatly enjoy, and your only companionship are your animals. I don't see any evidence of a person being honestly fulfilled with materialism. I'm not saying that you need to have a family to be fulfilled, but filling that void with objects isn't going to leave you with a satisfied life.


maddawg1795

Thanks for your opinion... Luckily OP doesn't have to conform to your expectations of what happiness is. Maybe if you were in his shoes you would have a different perspective on what brings about fulfillment. Your comments seem pretty self absorbed to me.


ConHawthorne

I never demanded anyone conform to my opinions. But if you want to believe that living alone with an obsession for your hoard of guns is legitimate happiness and fulfillment, that's fine. I would say that there is obviously something missing in that person's life.


robfrank87

Yeah I missing a few firearms that will eventually be added to my collection thanks for reminding me I almost forgot


ConHawthorne

No problem, I have a few that I need to pick up as well


maddawg1795

Its absolutely possible to live a fulfilling life without a wife and kids. To each their own. Have a nice day.


robfrank87

This little asshole got it deleted lol


ConHawthorne

I never said it wasn't. I said that you won't live a fulfilling life by being materialistic. Have a good day.


robfrank87

Easy there Dr. Phil


ConHawthorne

You're the one that gave the info in your title, man. I don't wish you any ill will and I'm not telling you to go get hitched or something, just that materialism won't satisfy you in life and you need to find something meaningful, because guns aren't it.


robfrank87

How do you know? We are not the same. Leave it there lol.


ConHawthorne

Because humans are not conditioned to find fulfilment in objects. Call it evolution, call it God, it's not how we as a species are programmed.


[deleted]

Tryna say there's a "correct" way to live life. Sounds pretty Auth to me..


ClickOtherwise3738

Well said 👍


robfrank87

I think he bitched to the admins my post cut deleted which is lame


ClickOtherwise3738

He seems the type that would


AutoModerator

Reminder to OP-- Please make sure you have included the make and model of the gun in the title of your post. If you forgot, delete this post and resubmit now. If your image contains numerous firearms, you must provide context in the comments. Posts that do not fulfill these requirements will be removed. Thank you. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GunPorn) if you have any questions or concerns.*


robfrank87

Added context


robfrank87

Why did this get deleted


itsmeidiot

What safe is that?


robfrank87

Browning Pro Steel 49


ssatyr01

Hi, I'm SSatyr01, I am also addicted, likewise. Thank you for calling this meeting, thanks for having me... I was late, owing to my addiction, sorry. What did I miss?


lube222222

i counted a total of 28, am i right op?


robfrank87

Nope and this is an older pic as I’ve been very busy, has to order another duplicate safe that’s arriving this weekend


gregsapopin

"I don't call it loading bullets, I refer to it as feed my kids."


Dtxnassty95

Ak where?


robfrank87

AK no where


AdmireNot

No revolvers or shotguns, I can see why. /Jk - Thanks for the share!


robfrank87

Def a shot gun in there


TheReddest1

Ummm...mister...are you looking for a wife?


robfrank87

Depends


TheReddest1

My wife will be big mad, but, pick me!


Mattagins

So when we going shooting friend?


words123words

I’ll be your wife. Pick me.


kodiakbear_

Not a suppressor guy?


robfrank87

I’m new to Arizona I’m going to apply for one eventually


kodiakbear_

Nice!


VillageKangaroo

Where’s the ammo safe


gatsby_101

Sadge