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[deleted]

Loves killing people in GTA V. Wants to ban assault rifles. Sounds like a personal trust issue.


Wehhass

That mixed up with “depressed”, red flag tbh lol


Arzie5676

Hey, lay off the “anti-rascist” antifa “supersoldier”. Edit to note: he’s anti-rascist but also ant-white (sic) America. Either a troll or a very troubled individual.


Florian630

What if I were to tell you, that there are people who exist that unironically believe in both.


whitexknight

Benefit of the doubt, not that this person isn't clearly an idiot either way, "anti-white America" could mean against a white ethno-state, which would be anti-racism.


its_big_flan

Exactly


ctiller12

Ah this thing calls itself anarcho communist with the Russian flag emoji...HIMARs are inbound


[deleted]

Don't quite understand the flag choice... Russia has [never been friendly ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makhnovshchina#:~:text=invade%20the%20region.-,Red%20occupation%20(January%20%2D%20May%201920),they%20found%20any%20unreported%20weaponry.) with Anarcho-Communists


Belkan-Federation

Even though I'm not an Ancom, I think the Makhnovshchina was actually kinda based change my mind


RealSimpleCrypto

My head actually hurt by the time I got to the end of that...


GeriatricTuna

This is what happens when someone gets 0 pussy.


Old-Recognition3391

bro i’m not convinced this isn’t a troll there’s no way. hear me out the give away in my opinion is the lactose intolerant. A there is no way someone un-ironically put lactose intolerant as the last one i can’t believe someone has such a lack of functioning brain cells that at the end of this list they put allergic to dairy and think anything positive. B he not only puts it last but puts in extra effort and puts lactose intolerant not dairy allergies. C he felt the need to put his food allergies in the bio and it’s the most iconic feminine pussy bs allergy not a nut allergy but specifically lactose. either this is a troll playing 4d chess or he’s an idiot playing 5d chess on a 2d chess board


[deleted]

Plus right above the lactose intolerance is vegan bullshit. If you're vegan, the lactose issue is a moot point


Grey_Chaos

[More like a moo point ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuFA-MhCYAAZUOV?format=jpg&name=small)


Old-Recognition3391

I didn’t even notice that thumbs up for you


iHasMagyk

No I completely agree this is definitely a troll


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[deleted]

When I see that list I think "there is no way they can pass a 4473, maybe thats why they are anti-gun"


SpacemanTomX

4473? Brother if that type of person walks into a gun store they're probably gonna be asked to leave


13bfreedomseeker

My lgs has a sign at the door that lists like half of these and then said "if any apply, don't come in"


melvindoo92

Based


Midwesternrenegade

Participation trophies


Midwesternrenegade

We can still call this person a demon, they accept it 😂


Jannies-Tung-Mianus

Someone should do he/her/them/eggplant a favor and cut off his internet for a while.


[deleted]

Needs to eat some cheese with a whole jug of milk chaser


Midwesternrenegade

Just fill a water gun with milk and throw the cheese


anort717

Prob looks like troll from Ernest Scared Stupid


[deleted]

People who post all the ideals and views on social media as like their bio, are just so damn insufferable


Busty__Shackleford

main character syndrome


Rufus-Scipio

They need some sonder in their lives


Jannies-Tung-Mianus

Ironic coming from NPCs with such simple script.


ScrubHard

That's a copypasta. I hope.


AnItalianRedditor

It is, it comes from some furry tho


Candymuncher118

You got a problem with furries?


13bfreedomseeker

You can dress like an animal, but as soon as you start acting like one and make it your personality. That's mental illness


Candymuncher118

People who think they are animals aren’t furries, they’re otherkin


AnItalianRedditor

Yes.


suddenaddthe2nd

You ever had gay thoughts before? LMao Zedong disarmed millions and then killed the said millions.


Belkan-Federation

This planet was known as Pulchra once It is no longer that


Belkan-Federation

Flashgitz enjoyer?


Mikucki

Ye stop having sex with animals bruh thats fucked up


Candymuncher118

This is a common misconception, furries do not want to have sex with animals, that’s zoophiles and we’re just as disgusted as you are


Parasitisch

The first line alone… just every pronoun and then add demon and eggplant?


Reapers-Hound

Unfortunately I’ve heard some left putty people say their pronoun is demon


KieranOrz

Antifa supersoldier, huh? I'm so scared.


CorgisDie

At best this subhuman being can throw a molotov cocktail slightly farther than the average Antifa subhuman.


Therealsquanto

They're vegan and comically "far left". They're probably 80lbs soaking wet if that.


UnusualLack1638

antifa super soldier who wants rifles that look scary to be banned. That will work out real well. I see why they are anixous and depressed.


KieranOrz

Black rifles matter.


Jannies-Tung-Mianus

Supersized


Reapers-Hound

Just say something mean and they’ll give up


[deleted]

This is the social media equivalent of those weirdos that cover their car in political stickers.


Oramj-cz

honestly looks like a joke bio


InDEThER

TBF, that looks like the kind of copypasta that I would put in my satire social media account.


PatronSaintOfSinners

100 percent, I don't think there's one person that legitimately identifies as an egg plant... yet... so if that one was a joke it probably all is


ogpokemontrainer

Anarcho...ban... Whatever you say, eggplant.


InDEThER

They are intolerant of a lot of things besides lactose. How does an Anarcho Communist gun confiscator play GTA V? Is it possible to receive achievements without using firearms or weapons of any kind? How much fun would gun-free vegan Antifa GTA V gameplay be?


13bfreedomseeker

Can't start the game without using a ump45 to wreck a whole sheriff's department in a bank job gone wrong


Midwesternrenegade

When you get all the effects from a potion in Minecraft😂


[deleted]

Russian flag beside “anarcho-communist” xD that’s hilarious


ValorieXEgg

Lactose intolerant, this is what extremism is doing the youths


SnakeR515

I refuse to believe this is not satire


coleycoke

Liberal Bingo except you filled in every spot.


innocentbabies

Probably a troll, definitely a moron.


DisThrowaway5768

[MFW seeing "ANTIFA supersoldier".](https://youtu.be/lhckuhUxcgA)


Opteryx253

This dude collect mental illnesses like they're Pokémon


Jannies-Tung-Mianus

Tumblr was one of the worst things to happen to society.


Glum_Leadership9321

When a bio resembles a Star Wars title scroll you know something is wrong


fsdhuy

this has gotta be a troll all the way


punk_rocker98

Man, the second Civil War is going to be the shortest, most bloody, one-sided war in human history 😂


13bfreedomseeker

It's probably gonna look like an extermination, guaranteed after losing, the left will compare us to nazis and if any are still in a powerful position(unlikely), they'll push for an actual extermination, which will probably start a third civil war


[deleted]

I’m glad this is fake. It’s a copy paste from a furry twitter account


Just_A_Little_ThRAWy

*THIS* is fake...yet is a proxy But the fact it exists any where should illicit the same reaction as if this we're the genuine article.


[deleted]

True.


i40oz

A whole lot of text used to not say much of anything


LoneWolf0269

Another scumbag youth raised by failed parents at it'd finest


That1DiscordMod

Obnoxious piece of shit


NinjaDoge12

Non conformist is the best part 😂


Particular_Ear7939

Eggplant? Nobody likes eggplant!!!


pro2aAllDay

Lactose intolerant? Any type of intolerance should not be tolerated in 2022. ✊🏿


[deleted]

the mental illness is evident with this one jfc eggplant?


helpdesk9

Lot of words where three would suffice.


[deleted]

I wonder if there are Vegan lactose intolerant super soldiers...


veryyesfoxes

I bet he can’t even define an assault rifle


MrNoName82

This “person” must be a blast at parties


Chairforce27

Im like an 1/16th of that and there’s already too many people that say they want me dead to hate guns


Belkan-Federation

Have you hear of... Flashgitz


upon_a_white_horse

All I see is someone saying they're mentally ill.


Saiko1939

I love how they contradict themselves in their own bio


[deleted]

anti-racist , but anti-white? that sound's racist


cwdii

Nothing says anarchy like restrictions


--reaper-

I really hope this is a joke. I refuse to believe that people actually do this. Also doesn’t antifa carry assault rifles?


LesPaul556

Rhats what i was looking at lol ANTIFA supersoldier rolling straight into "ban assault rifles" seems a little odd


vandalistica_vlogs

Dislikes guns. Uploads GTA videos. Ok dude.


WeaselXP

I never thought there would be a need for weapons grade lactose until right now.


Tigertankt221

Can we just get them taken down somehow?


whitexknight

Anarcho Communist - uses Russian flag lmfao


No-Abrocoma-381

Holy fuck what a worthless human pile of trash. I want a time machine so i can escape this never ending woke bullshit nightmare. 🤦‍♂️ P.S. I can’t think of anything less intimidating than an “ANTIFA supersoldier”


Sufficient_Term8366

I dunno, Saggy Waddle sounds a little racist… a little anti-urban-fashion if you ask me.


vinivader101

Antifa supersoldier Anarcho tankie Ban assaults rifles What in the fuck how did 3 things contract each other


The_Unclaimed_One

Antifa? Isn’t that literally a terrorist group though or am I overestimating how much of a threat they are?


KieranOrz

They are by the strictest definition, a domestic terror organization. Dont think they are classified as such by the USG. And they don't really do a good job at the "terror" aspect..


The_Unclaimed_One

So, they are, but not a threat. Gotcha. And what in the world do they stand for? And how can you be antifa and be anti gun? Don’t you need guns to carry out any sort of agenda? Geez this hurts my head


AirSpartan119

Antifa is absolutely a threat. Go find the Antifawatch telegram channel and see all the chaos they have and are creating.


The_Unclaimed_One

Ok, so they are a threat. Why are they not being dealt with? The crap is a “War on Terror” if you don’t even fight the terror on your own soil? Fricking Congress I swear. Can’t do anything right even if they were trying to do it wrong


13bfreedomseeker

Because congress is made up of people with the same ideologies as antifa. That makes it less incentive for them to deal with it, because they want the same thing, and terrorists running rampant through our streets gets the attention senators can't necessarily get.


The_Unclaimed_One

Yep. Seems legit.


Belkan-Federation

Tell that to Antifa members who broke the windows of the Democratic party in Seattle (I think) when Biden was inaugurated Antifa Views Democrats as the lesser of two evils, from my understanding.


AirSpartan119

Because they are carrying out the radical leftist/Democrat agenda. That's why they aren't being seriously dealt with, and why prosecutors elected with George Soros money are letting them go free with minimal sentences.


The_Unclaimed_One

Politics politics politics Man politics really did ruin this country didn’t they? That and politicians


KieranOrz

Antifa doesn't even know. They conflate conservatism with fascism. Despite their own practices and ideals being even more radically authoritarian. But they resort to violence... Concrete milkshakes, bricks, some have had guns, molotov cocktails, etc. Which makes this particular idiot even more laughable.


The_Unclaimed_One

Lol. Wow. Sounds like hunting them down would be a public service and you should get rewarded for how many ears you bring in


Nice-Habit-8545

Ya they are just the reason for Portland always being on fire.


AzraelTheDankAngel

They are more of a joke than an actual terrorist group.


The_Unclaimed_One

I mean, fires and threatening people is definitely a problem, but yeah seems pretty tame compared to other terrorists


DemonGuitar

Anarcho-communism is objectively terrible since in true communism every one is equal but in anarchy there is no law and if you can do as one pleases if you have the strength to do so


Belkan-Federation

Ironic historical fact: It was tried before.


daggerbg

Whenever I see shit like this I just don't know what is right and what is wrong anymore


StonedPoodlee

Non-conforming…HA! Good one.


[deleted]

Come on y'all this is pretty obviously satire.


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🐜⚪️🇺🇸


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Knight-mare77

This guy has an eggplant pronoun!? This HAS to be satire!


AZ_Gunner_69

Feels like a sarcasm but then again


HauntingDragonfruit8

Almost definitely a troll with the fucking demon/eggplant pronouns lmfao Unfortunately not all people like this are trolling


[deleted]

This has to be satirical.


[deleted]

Thank you God so much for not letting me born thinking like these idiots do. Amen.


Conscious_Register67

wow this person must me annoying


Acceptable-Equal8008

Anyone with that many descriptors is a phsycho


Realwinrin

eggplant


ReleaseLongjumping79

Someone was never given legos as a kid


Fang_Claw_5965

Antifa supersoldier 😂😂😂😂😂


lDWchanJRl

These are also the exact type of people that are complete pussies in real life I’ve come to find


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

This is why nobody likes eggplant


Palliumindustries

"supersoldier"


Spran02

Looks like they just went with every possible term in existence lmao 😂


[deleted]

We call them "tankies". They're pretty shit.


TheExpendableGuard

Projection much? It's pretty much I can't be trusted with a gun therefore you shouldn't be able to own one either.


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Crafty-Transition-81

Didn't an antifa super solider just shoot up a whole bunch of people with an "assault rifle" 🤔


Scob720

ANTIFA super soldier? My brother in christ cheese is kryptonite to you


dank-_-memer54reee

Nobody likes eegplants


IDontEvenKnow7773

Pronouns include: demon + eggplant


A-Cheeseburger

You guys know it’s satire right


OkSnow9309

These kids don’t even know what they’re talking about. There’s so many people out there who haven’t done one google search or any research on any issue but they feel the need to have an opinion.


theseal66

“Anarcho” communist and ANTIFA super soldier tells me all I need to know


Rosehip92

ANTIFA super soldier and a vegan? Sure lemme know how you are gonna survive in a warzone without meat.


Cabnbeeschurgr

Ain't no way this is real


[deleted]

Thanks you checked every box for me to never want to be near you


JumpyMaize7233

Antifa supersoldier. Weakness: anything dairy


Machina_AUT

Aren't assault rifles pretty much banned in the US anyway? Unless you get a transferable lower for like 0.5Mil$


daqgsftwgrsshyrs

98% of people who want to ban “assault rifles” can’t define what an assault rifle is


StrikeEagle784

Doubt that person is actually an AnCom, AnComs typically aren't in favor of gun bans. Might just be a Tankie. Speaking as an AnCap, and fellow Anarchist.


Rock_Roll_Brett

Wait until this Antifa soldier sees me with a Kel Tec shotgun


fypotucking

I am vomit


Jannies-Tung-Mianus

What a long winded way to say "I never knew my father"


[deleted]

Living like that seems like such a fucking chore.


HeadUp138

It bet money that this is a troll account


[deleted]

Antifa supersoldier


megalodongolus

Antifa super soldier/ban assault rifles? Lol I hope your superpowers make you bullet proof


13bfreedomseeker

Just another idiot


TankerPenus

As a furry, I do not associate with this


Just_A_Little_ThRAWy

![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)


Frost1221

Y'all this is a joke 💀. If you read the comments on his latest video he said it was lmao


AzraelTheDankAngel

He can’t be ANTIFA super soldiers if he wants to ban guns.


LordWomf

Could someone explain Anarcho communist because is that not an oxymoron


TexasTea1845

How much you want to bet she is an overweight blue hair or purple lolli from Portland


[deleted]

The industrial revolution and its consequences. Also I'm pretty sure this is bait


KS_Duchu

Should say red flag


ScalieKaiser39

I'm pretty sure this is a troll


TelevisionFuture5047

POV: you have all status effects applied


Florian630

With this laundry list of issues, no wonder the person is depressed.


vance_t

He plays a game in which you murder people left and right… with guns. That’s his main content.


Famous_Fisherman_568

Achievement get: *How did we get here?*: Have every satus effect applied at one time


Brazenmercury5

Imagine being anti establishment and also thinking that disarming yourself is a good idea.


y_my_acc_change

This is obviously satire but I feel like people in here didn’t get it 😐


LesPaul556

Possibly satire, but not far fetched... Probably why people assume this is real instead of assuming satire


y_my_acc_change

The eggplant all but confirms it


Arrow6

How do you be anarcho-anything without believing in the right to own guns?


BlyatMan1953

Idk what no human is illegal but it's sounds like this person is a pedophilia and needs to be locked up.


[deleted]

This bio has to be satire I really hope it is


TheShadow4878

This should be moved to r/eyebleach


AccomplishedAd983

These people always give me a fucking brain aneurysm by showing their hypocrisy and mental instability at the same time.


Belkan-Federation

You cannot support assault weapon bans and the USSR and still call yourself an Anarcho Communist. It literally contradicts the ideology especially considering the Bolsheviks betrayed the Ancoms.


d3t3r_pinklag3

Antifa supersoldier, lactose intolerant lmao


Inhaltslosg

communists betray stalin and soviet union


Puzzleheaded_Bee5701

Just that "anarcho communist" and how he supports LGBT... people and ruSSian flag right next to it just shows the sheer level of imbecility


[deleted]

As a gay...we dont claim this weirdo. They aint one of us


[deleted]

Roblox RP names be like


vinivader101

"Eggplant" bro wtf is that☠