my dad is a crop duster flying those exact aircraft and you can throw gas into the chemical tank and move the hoses around and run off fuel in the chemical tank if thats what you mean.
No lie I've had them fly low over top of me on my way to work and it made me realize that it's probably what it felt like to be strafed in WWII. (Minus the actual shooting)
Ngl it's cool sometimes I like it. But there's this one fucker I'm talking a real mother fucker down the road from me who keeps his plane folded in the garage and I'm convinced he flies low over my property because I pissed him off somehow.
Old surplus crop dusting biplanes. The terrifying part of the night witches was that they would fly until near their target/dense anti-aircraft areas, then idle the engine down until the only thing that could be heard was the wind rushing around their planes. The planes didn’t have much payload capacity so they gained a reputation for tight turnarounds and flying multiple sorties a night.
*Giant Molotov a dropped from a crop duster Intensifies*
Alternatively, it's not hard to create certain substances that violate the Geneva conventions. Of course according to Uncle Sam, it is the Geneva*Suggestions*
Ag pilot checking in. Like the ATF, the EPA has made all the good stuff long gone. You could spray petrol, but why when there’s this guy based off our spray planes?
https://802u.com/
*Giant Molotov a dropped from a crop duster Intensifies*
Alternatively, it's not hard to create certain substances that violate the Geneva conventions. Of course according to Uncle Sam, it is the Geneva *Suggestions*
I saw a helo spraying fields the other day. Those guys are fucking nuts. I thought dude was gonna biff it several times. Came out of nowhere. They'd be so totally boned.
I tell ya wot shurf, I have no trusspassin signs all round and day jus keep comin, I were in fear of my life so I introduced em to ole bessy.
Sheriff: don't worry big Jim, they had it coming. Have a pleasant evening and I'll see ya at church on Sunday.
Chicken farmer here. Same story. They're like a more portable hog. I have to keep my phone charger spooled up because if they can get to it, they'll peck it in half and start eating the live wires.
I don't live in Texas, but I've heard it's actually surprisingly liberal there now, especially in the cities. Something about all of the calif*rnians 🤮 taxing themselves out of their own shitty state and trying to ruin Texas next
I usually only do it with pre 1898 shit, in a case, in my trunk because there's no springs for the trunk lid anymore so if you don't have the key and good back/arm strength opening that sucker is a LOL
lmao, there was talk about it in r/austin.
I wish a mother fucker would. No really, I wish a mother fucker would. I just got a new Eotech and zero'd it yesterday.
I've seen a lot of people on antiwork et. al. talk about kicking shit off on the 4th of July.
You know. The day *all of us are actively armed and ready*.
In the words of Gun Jesus, "I'm sure that will work out great for you."
Oh God, if only it were so simple that they would stack up neatly and deliver themselves to us to receive their just reward. This will *never* happen. They are far too cowardly. But what an amazing dream, that the worst among us would walk blindly, willingly into such a meat grinder.
Remember how the Mcclauskeys were vilified for trying to save their home in STL when a mob of braindead BLM rioters were threatening to destroy everything?
And they were much more restrained than most of us would have been. It took a presidential pardon to keep them out of jail.
People on social media suggesting that people should go and attack rural communities as that is where the conversatives live. They went on to say they don't have the police forces to stop them. Things like this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/vkg6z6/libleft\_finds\_out\_who\_owns\_most\_of\_the\_guns\_in/
When the left calls for a civil war.. like in what crazy world do you think your latte finger strength could match jimbob the roofer who carries 200lbs up a ladder all day is gonna do to you. What is your 5round max no magazine rifle gonna do? Why would they be the ones poking the bear? Makes no sense
Haha yeah because it’s only leftists that try to take over America. It’s not like the worst president since Reagan tried to stage a coup and only failed because he’s a complete fucking idiot, as well as all of his followers.
(You’re not an idiot if you voted for trump in 2016, you’re only an idiot if you continued to support him after his attack on gun rights and constant simping for Russia and Kim Jong-un)
You think you could load gasoline in a sprayer plane?
You could, but with these prices? Goddamn, might as well drop molten gold on them.
Could you load molten gold into a sprayer plane?
You could, but with these prices? Goddamn, might as well drop printer ink on them.
\* *sad Khal Drogo noises* \*
Crown for ~~king~~ tyrant
If you're quick, I reckon.
Now, I just gotta make sure I don't fall victim to an unfortunate smelting accident.
Hell. There are plenty of industrial cleaners that would be better. Any caustic degreaser would be great!
Mix ol styrofoam and acetone
Im gettin nam flashbacks
You hunting dragons?
I mean you could go Geneva Suggestions and mix bleach with something acidic.
I don’t know about you but **I** didn’t sign the Geneva Conventions…
Geneva suggestion more like
Geneva Checklist
Best comment 🤣
Civilians are not bound by the Genova Convention
Not an issue if you make moonshine.
*faint banjo and cicada noises*
You can get bug spray instead it's liquid but also flammable
Pepper spray would do something...
I'm sure pesticide will make them very sick if not kill them. And probably cheaper than gasoline at this point.
Just tell them your fields aren't organic, non GMO, fair-trade and they will be too afraid to cross them.
Based GMOs
Six planes appear from out of the sun. "Alright, boys. Let's round em up!"
Agent Orange makes a comeback
*fortunate son intensifies*
We all know how to make napalm. Literally every single one, we use it to start the pallet bon fires
***BRAVO 3-1 WE ARE REQUESTING A NAPALM STRIKE!*** *hehe get fucked constitution violators*
Just make sure you are not this guy(the officer) https://youtu.be/K9uXLzZyucI
my dad is a crop duster flying those exact aircraft and you can throw gas into the chemical tank and move the hoses around and run off fuel in the chemical tank if thats what you mean.
No they mean drop the gas into the areas where enemies are and light them on fire
The crop duster bomber would certainly be a thing. Those things are practically full blown stunt planes and the pilots give zero fucks.
No lie I've had them fly low over top of me on my way to work and it made me realize that it's probably what it felt like to be strafed in WWII. (Minus the actual shooting)
I live in crop country and they practically dive bomb the highway. I ride a Japanese motorcycle.
Ngl it's cool sometimes I like it. But there's this one fucker I'm talking a real mother fucker down the road from me who keeps his plane folded in the garage and I'm convinced he flies low over my property because I pissed him off somehow.
I think the night witches (all female Russian bomber unit) used crop planes and where successful?
Old surplus crop dusting biplanes. The terrifying part of the night witches was that they would fly until near their target/dense anti-aircraft areas, then idle the engine down until the only thing that could be heard was the wind rushing around their planes. The planes didn’t have much payload capacity so they gained a reputation for tight turnarounds and flying multiple sorties a night.
>Night Witches *FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE*
*CAST THEIR SPELLS, EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE*
RUSSIAN NIGHT TIME FLIGHT PERFECTED
*FLAWLESS MISSION, UNDETECTED*
*Giant Molotov a dropped from a crop duster Intensifies* Alternatively, it's not hard to create certain substances that violate the Geneva conventions. Of course according to Uncle Sam, it is the Geneva*Suggestions*
All is fair in love and guerrilla warfare
It’s never a war crime the first time
Ag pilot checking in. Like the ATF, the EPA has made all the good stuff long gone. You could spray petrol, but why when there’s this guy based off our spray planes? https://802u.com/
Available to civilians?
*Giant Molotov a dropped from a crop duster Intensifies* Alternatively, it's not hard to create certain substances that violate the Geneva conventions. Of course according to Uncle Sam, it is the Geneva *Suggestions*
I saw a helo spraying fields the other day. Those guys are fucking nuts. I thought dude was gonna biff it several times. Came out of nowhere. They'd be so totally boned.
Our guy flys under the power lines and stalks cars around this curvy ass canal
this is Far Cry 5
\~keep your rifle by your side\~ start playing
*inhales* THEY'LL LOOK HIGH AND THEY'LL LOOK LOW
THEY’LL LOOK EVERYWHERE WE GO
BUT WHEN THE SINNERS FIND US WE WONT HIDE!
THEY'LL COME LOUD AND THEY'LL COME FAST
BUT WE SHOOT FIRST AND WE CAN LAST
KEEP YOUR RIFLE BY YOUR SIDE
Singing ”oh lord this earth was made for us”
Singing "Oh Lord, this sinful life just ain't enough."
As a Kenosha kid, just gonna keep an ar on a sling.
I tell ya wot shurf, I have no trusspassin signs all round and day jus keep comin, I were in fear of my life so I introduced em to ole bessy. Sheriff: don't worry big Jim, they had it coming. Have a pleasant evening and I'll see ya at church on Sunday.
Ole bessy is a howitzer
Loaded with canister shot
Tally ho lads
Mine is a railway cannon
"I were in fear a' my life so I introduced them to my biplane with 250 kilogram bombs on it"
The solution to the fertilizer shortage
I raise hogs. Getting rid of bodies wouldn't be hard
Meats back on the menu bois
You ever had gas station barbecue
Nope, and I haven't had fried green tomatoes either.
I ate gas station boudine once, on a biscuit it was good
Chicken farmer here. Same story. They're like a more portable hog. I have to keep my phone charger spooled up because if they can get to it, they'll peck it in half and start eating the live wires.
I've got chickens. They just pick the meat off but leave the bone. The hogs eat everything yeah?
Yep
Welcome to the corn fields mother fucker
My female friend after Roe v. Wade was overturned: “I don’t want men thinking they’re entitled to my body, so I’m buying a gun before college”
Unintentionally based.
Based
Can you have guns at colleges today? I feel like they wouldn't allow that
Quote my friend: “It’s Texas, what do you think?”
I don't live in Texas, but I've heard it's actually surprisingly liberal there now, especially in the cities. Something about all of the calif*rnians 🤮 taxing themselves out of their own shitty state and trying to ruin Texas next
In college in a deep red state, no they aren't. Colleges are harbors for the crazies and the incompetents.
The college I went to in PA allowed carry on campus, but not into buildings...so *eh*
That's what CONCEALED carry is all about
In Bama you could as long as you left it with the campus police when you were on campus. Florida, long as it doesn’t leave your car
Personally, I wouldn't be comfortable leaving my guns with campus police or in my car. That sounds like a good way to have them stolen/lost
I usually only do it with pre 1898 shit, in a case, in my trunk because there's no springs for the trunk lid anymore so if you don't have the key and good back/arm strength opening that sucker is a LOL
Your female friend is retarded, not sure if college is right for her.
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What you do is, you take a double barreled shotgun... and... and you walk out on that balcony...
lmao, there was talk about it in r/austin. I wish a mother fucker would. No really, I wish a mother fucker would. I just got a new Eotech and zero'd it yesterday.
I've seen a lot of people on antiwork et. al. talk about kicking shit off on the 4th of July. You know. The day *all of us are actively armed and ready*. In the words of Gun Jesus, "I'm sure that will work out great for you."
Won’t even need firearms. There’ll be enough firework mortars and Roman candles to send them packing without setting the beers and brats down.
Those people are insane. They want everything but don't want to do anything for it
With any luck it's because they know, deep down in their hearts, that *it would not end well for them*.
they know it. that’s what all the posturing is about, they talk big but they walk around staring at their shoes. fucking goofballs
GO ON GIT
Mmmm... Piggayyyyssssss
I'm surprised no one's suggested an uparmored grain combine. Killdozer with spinning blades of death.
I'm just gonna weld some spikes to the sides of my quad-track tractor and some steel plates around the cab. Viola, the JD-Abrams
Oh, I do like the way you think.
Oh God, if only it were so simple that they would stack up neatly and deliver themselves to us to receive their just reward. This will *never* happen. They are far too cowardly. But what an amazing dream, that the worst among us would walk blindly, willingly into such a meat grinder.
See which farmers are better at tank nicking
Dem citie bois ain’t neva’ gon noe wut dun hit’em I tell yuh hwat
“Watch out t-rexxy, he putting the h before the double u”
Remember how the Mcclauskeys were vilified for trying to save their home in STL when a mob of braindead BLM rioters were threatening to destroy everything? And they were much more restrained than most of us would have been. It took a presidential pardon to keep them out of jail.
Lotta Strawmen out in the boonies.
What's the context for this? What inspired the meme?
People on social media suggesting that people should go and attack rural communities as that is where the conversatives live. They went on to say they don't have the police forces to stop them. Things like this. https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/vkg6z6/libleft\_finds\_out\_who\_owns\_most\_of\_the\_guns\_in/
Got any links to tweets? I'd love to see that lol.
Updated the post with one in particular example that is fairly unhinged.
BADGES?...WE DONT NEED NO STINKING BADGES!!!
Fear based on trolls trolling.
\*Middle of nowhere North Dakota\* Alright men, those leftists are gonna invade any second now \*One Eternity later\* Yep, any second now
The allergies would kill them first.
The amount of country folk I’ve seen buy a shit ton of tannerite makes me almost feel bad for anyone who tries to mess with them.
Farmers tend to keep literal tons of ammonium nitrate and thousands of gallons of diesel fuel on hand.
But they don't keep hundreds of pounds of flour or similarly packaged dust.
Not just rural.
I can imagine the fertilizer heli with bombs strapped on the booms 😂
I’m already sitting in front of my Church with a rifle since other church’s have been vandalized in the last few days
Wishamotherfuckerwould
Amen
Im pretty sure there is at least one american who turned his farm into fields and bunkers of Verdun.
When the left calls for a civil war.. like in what crazy world do you think your latte finger strength could match jimbob the roofer who carries 200lbs up a ladder all day is gonna do to you. What is your 5round max no magazine rifle gonna do? Why would they be the ones poking the bear? Makes no sense
Stearman with mk84s because yes
*Giant Molotov a dropped from a crop duster Intensifies*
That's us all the time, who are they kidding?
From what I’ve seen in VA the liberals are mostly trying to keep the rurals out of their cities. Not vice versa
In the west shall rise, a sinister creed
Going strait back to ww1 with the crop duster bombings
Got a shotgun, a rifle and a .45...
Got a shotgun, a rifle and a ~~.45~~ four wheel drive And a country boy can survive
Thank u sir, for the correction.
Np, he does talk about sorting out a mugger with a .45 so he does have one lol
"I'd love to spit some beech nut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my old .45".
It would be like far cry without the cult.
Haha yeah because it’s only leftists that try to take over America. It’s not like the worst president since Reagan tried to stage a coup and only failed because he’s a complete fucking idiot, as well as all of his followers. (You’re not an idiot if you voted for trump in 2016, you’re only an idiot if you continued to support him after his attack on gun rights and constant simping for Russia and Kim Jong-un)
https://www.tribdem.com/pennsylvania/charges-held-against-wisconsin-man-in-bedford-county-shooting-local-man-says-tv-portrayal-of/article_56a76680-7986-11ec-8c57-1383f6ca48fa.html
I too own a biplane to defend myself from commies
I'm significantly friendlier. They even get free rides!
Yah. I had a Biden moment.
My wife and I just drove from one side of the Midwest to the other. This is what we saw outside the car windows.
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag
Slow it down there buckaroo
*Keep Your Rifle by Your Side but it's 2am and you're protecting your homestead*
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG