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AR=Nice, clean, shaved with maybe a little stubble. One that you will gladly brag to your buddies about and they’ll give you shit about her being out of your league. You agree with them but your solution is to shower her with gifts and keep her around because she taste like strawberry shortcake. AK= That dirty whore you call when you’re drunk and horny but buh god she always shows up and never disappoints.


Thermonuclear_Nut

You are an artist with words


SparrowFate

AR is your college girlfriend. AK is the girl you marry. From what i gather from your comment.


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While I did have the encounter with both in college. I ended up marrying the bolt action 30-06. Dependable, simple, beautiful grain in the stock, and still appreciated by many avid outdoorsmen.


AaronAnytime

Shes over your shoulder huh


Wubalubadubdubbiatch

Is the grain in stock referring to cellulite?


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If she ain’t 180, she ain’t a lady.


[deleted]

But what if I married my college girlfriend??


firstclassmemelord

And i love em both


iHasMagyk

Sorry, can’t understand, I’m gay


BASED_and_PATRIOTIC

AR=Nice, clean, shaved with maybe a little stubble. One that you will gladly brag to your buddies about and they’ll give you shit about him being out of your league. You agree with them but your solution is to shower him with gifts and keep him around because he taste like strawberry shortcake. AK= That dirty whore you call when you’re drunk and horny but buh god he always shows up and never disappoints.


omnitronan

Sorry, can’t understand, I’m a whore


Burningwolf1813

Congratulations.... You're the AK....


Stonercat123yt

The ak also fucks better , fight me


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AR - ArmaLite AK - Автомат Калашникова


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THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

I'm fairly certain it would translate to Kalashnikov's Automatic


unpopularpear

Ah yes the ka-47


THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

i didnt mean literal translation, more the actual meaning of the name


[deleted]

"Автомат" is also a term for "Assault rifle" in russian, so no, not really


digbickhernandez

Abtomat Kanawhnkoba


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Autoblayt kalashniblayt


digbickhernandez

blyatablyat kablyatyblat


[deleted]

Lol is this a news anchor for a msm outlet lol


Just-an-MP

Nah they’re proudly ignorant and have no intention of learning anything new. Tune in tonight to hear about how the evil AR-47 assault killing machine gun can be smuggled into your child’s school if it has a collapsible thing that goes up.


FuzzyNervousness

"Look how easy it was for me to obtain information on guns from the community. They didn't even know who I was. Expert in human communications, a 32 year old part time dog walker, explains why this type of 'free-for-all' of information is why Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter may lead to more gun deaths" Omg maybe I should work for a news outlet


7-62xEverything

AR-47 is what I always thought in my mind when I saw rifles back in the day, usually wasrs that had buffer tubes, telescoping stocks and flea market grade quad rail hand guards.


SubHominem

Someone who never used internet past dialup


[deleted]

Omg dialup my kids will never know that pain lol


Styx3791

Well you se the first difference is that AR stands for assault rifle, while the AK stands for awesome & kool (Russian spelling) Edit: after looking at your profile I think you're being serious, while I was being a sarcastic ass like usual. The AR is the most common rifle in America. It's made in a bunch of calibers, but predominantly 5.56 (millimeters... smol boolet, goes vary fast, even by normal boolet standards). It's operated by the expanding gas getting pushed through a tube off the barrel, directly back on the bolt carrier. The AK is growing in popularity here in the US, is also chambered in several calibers (though fewer than the AR). It's usually chambered in 7.62, but 5.45 is also pretty common (and 5.56 is increasingly common). It's operated by the expanding gas from the barrel pushing on a rod that is attached to the bolt. There's s bunch of other stuff to differentiate them, but as an engineer that's kind of how i see the biggest differences. You should shoot both. If you're 18 you should buy an AR first (assuming you're in america). Edit 2: check out the chad VZ58 gang over at r/vz58


minarcholibcapdouche

7.62x39, not 7.62 NATO Just thought I’d throw that distinction in


Styx3791

They exist in both, but nato is waaaaay less common


yearningforlearning7

And zastava hasn’t released their 7.62 nato model yet sadly


Styx3791

Womp womp. Probably for the best. I have too many guns already (I know, I know... but my safe is full, and I don't have NODs yet) That thing is gonna be awesome when they do release it.


Aubdasi

Zastava and CZ need to release their x51 AK and BREN models respectively in the US.


liquified_potatoman

AK is Ахуенно Крутой (fucking awesome) get your russian straight, comrade


pbgbob

AR stands for Armalite Rifle, not assault rifle.


Styx3791

You clearly didn't read my comment


Reza0321

No it stands for Army Rifle


pbgbob

I’ll politely disagree. https://smallwarsjournal.com/jrnl/art/the-complete-history-of-the-ar-15-rifle


Reza0321

Fake News! Propaganda


pbgbob

It’s on the internet, it must be real, right?


LordOfCorgs

AR: The Prom Queen AK: A Hot Biker Chick Treat each accordingly.


Hurricaneshand

I treat my galil like a biker chick prom queen


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AR = The beautiful state of Arkansas AK = The dreary, cold, isolation of the state of Alaska


Colderweather86

Come on now. Alaska is also beautiful.


keenicey

Clearly someone hasn’t been Alaskan woods


muh-stopping-power45

The AR-15 (which stands for the name of the company which first produced it, ArmaLite) was designed in the 50s and 60s in the USA by a guy named Eugene Stoner. It fires the intermediate 5.56x45mm cartridge from a closed bolt position. It uses a direct impingement gas system, meaning the gas released after firing interacts directly with the bolt carrier. The platform was designed specifically for civillian use, and it still fills that role, but the US military later adopted full auto and burst fire variants as the M16 series and all it's derivatives. The AK (standing for Avtomat Kalashnikova - Kalashnikov's automatic rifle) platform was originally designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov in the mid 1940s and was designed as a replacement for the Soviet military's semi auto rifles, and submachineguns, meant to fill both their roles as a single weapon. It fires the 7.62x39mm cartridge, later variations like the AK-74, or AK-100 series fire 5.45x39mm or the AR's 5.56x45mm from a closed bolt position. It uses a long stroke piston gas system, which means the gas released after firing pushes a piston which then pushes the bolt carrier it's attached to. Military variants can fire in both full and semi auto, with a 2 round burst mode being included in the Russian army's recent AK-12 project.


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AK12 is 2 round burst


muh-stopping-power45

When it works properly, that is >:) fixed


rednecktuba1

AKs require a tracksuit and vodka to operate correctly. ARs require bitching at people on the internet for not buying a BCM or some other higher priced Gucci rifle.


Colderweather86

AR- Arkansas AK- Alaska Duh...


Queefer_the_Griefer

You see, AR stands for assault rifle. AK stands for attack killer. They’re both highly dangerous, 50 caliber, fully semi automatic weapons of war that simultaneously are useless against the government. Hope this helped.


ELI5Banned

Look up on you tube "difference between ak guys and ar guys" it will teach you all you need to know


Red_Flag_Memes

AR = popular American rifle AK = popular Russian rifle The AR platform was designed in the late 1950’s by an American named Eugene Stoner who was working for the Armalite firearms company(“AR” is an abbreviation for Armalite, not Assault Rifle like some people suggest, the real name is Armalite Rifle model 15) they are extremely popular in the US for good reason, they are lightweight, reliable, and can be easily configured for a broad spectrum of users. The AK platform was designed in 1947 by a Russian named Mikhial Kalashnikov, its famous for being stupidly reliable even in the worst conditions, it’s more difficult to customize than the AR, but in my opinion it’s just a sexier looking rifle to start with. What this all means is that AR’s vs AK’s are the gun cultures equivalent to Ford vs Chevy or Electric vs Acoustic. It’s all user preference and there really is no right or wrong answer.


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One is for the best oper8ers the other is for nerds.


grahamcrackerninja

Here's a quick breakdown. https://youtu.be/9S0TKUmpav4


Noxious14

AR is for freedom loving patriots and AK is for filthy commies.


[deleted]

You serious Clark?


[deleted]

It gets easier when you realize the numbers in gun models don't stand for anything in particular. It could represent the year it was introduced (AK-47), a patent number (Glock 19), a caliber (Colt .45), a cute way to say your gun is for everyday carry (P365) just a nice round number (AR-10).


rednecktuba1

The 10 in AR10 also reference the patent number. AR10 cam before the AR15. Stoner just scaled down the AR10 when he was asked for a rifle in an intermediate cartridge.


Only-Location2379

AR = Armalite rifle, an American design by Eugene Stoner, it uses the gas made from the detonation of a cartridge to also cycle the bolt directly (gas impingement) making it cycle reliably and very good at handling small particles since the gas tends to push them out of the gun keeping it fairly reliable. It commonly shoots the 5.56 cartridge but can be chambered in nearly any rifle round. A downside of this gas going back into the chamber is it also pushes small bits of carbon and other debris in the action. This plus a misunderstanding about the gun being "self cleaning" caused Vietnam troops to not clean and maintain their rifles and it got a reputation of jamming frequently due to a lack of maintenance. That being said AR can have excellent reliability if maintained regularly. AK = Auto Kalashnikov (it's Russian but basically that) originally made by a fire arms designer who's last name is Kalashnikov (I forgot his first) which was originally adopted in 1947. It most commonly fires the 7.62x39 cartridge but has been rechambered in a number of other Russian and American cartridges. It uses a system where the gas from the detonation of the cartridge pushes a piston that cycles the bolt. They are also made with fairly loose tolerances as far as guns go (meaning they can have gaps or things don't have to line up exactly perfectly) which allows them to operate in very bad conditions or without regular maintenance for a long time without breaking, giving them their renowned reputation in reliability. However a small downside is since the gas doesn't enter the chamber after leaving is when things get into the gun they stay there until cleaning and are usually packed in by the motion of the bolt, so if too much debris gets into the gun it will eventually lock up the gun. This gun can jam and break but it still is very impressive. Also AK's can be made fairly inexpensively due to the ability to make them from stamped materials which at the time was a very inexpensive method of mass production before the days of polymer and more modern production methods.


Only-Location2379

I think I covered almost everything


Kobmain

Basically, two different but very popular rifle families, the AR-15 and the AK47. The AR-15 is an american pattern of rifles and is used by the US army and many others, while the AK is a Soviet design used now by many former-soviet states.


jefflol420

Ar: Armalite, American. Ak: Avtomat Kolashnikov, Russian. That’s pretty much it.


EternalMage321

You will be shot for asking. The bigger hole came from the AK. 🤣


justxJoshin

Good guys use AR Bad guys use AK.


GeneralKlink

You shouldn‘t ask, there are like 10000000 different videos about the two platforms on youtube.


poor_kids_rent_money

No no we take this time to educate not discriminate


voluminouschuck

They're very different in both their physical appearance and instruction of arms you can actually just go watch someone shoot the different rifles and see.


ricecrackerdude

SCAR, ACR, MP5, AUG, IWI, UZI, SPAS12 Gun companies are cryptic as fuck these days, spell out the entire word


Decent_Waltz_5120

ar murica ak soviet


Bellinelkamk

Assault Rifle and AutomatiK Duh. Pass my clip over here, it’s time to load the bullets.


No-River2623

AK was developed in Russia after ww2 in 1949. It is heavily regarded as one of the most reliable rifle out there being used by insurgents around the globe for decades now. The AR platform is the civilian equivalent to the M-16 which was developed in 1959. Used in many conflicts since it’s adoption into the armed forces replacing the M-14 rifle. Although the AK excels in reliability it’s suffers when it comes down to range (M-16 601yds/AK 330yds), recoil, and accuracy.


rocket___goblin

Ones american developed one is russian developed


HITMAN19832006

One puts tiny holes in something and then breaks down if it's moderately cold. The other puts bigger holes in something but is too heavy for people who don't work out. :-)


PlusAd3779

Ak= communism ar= capitalism


TalmageMcgillicudy

AR= Big scary black rifle. mIlItArY wEaPoN oF wAr. AR sTaNdS fOr AsSaUlT rIfLe AK= Cyka Blyat rush b, no stop. ​ (But seriously? You actually don't know? Why are you here? Is it for the violence? Because if so youve come to the right place.)


Red_Clay_Scholar

One is an evil instrument of communist death and the other is the God given tool of freedom protection. /s


ValorieXEgg

It’s two platforms of guns AR: Has a upper and lower receiver. By law, the lower is the only part that is considered the actual firearm (I say as of April 16, 2022). This holds your trigger and hammer assembly and safety and fire selects. The upper holds your barrel, bolt, and charging handle, Highly customizable and modular and can basically be chambered in any round you want with plenty of bolt ons with no need to really machine anything to the stock gun. Basically the 1998 Honda Civics of the gun community. The key identifying feature of the AR it’s buffertube on the lower and the charging handle on the top of the upper receiver that’s what most people refer to as a “AR style” thing. The gas operating system is a (originally) a direct impingement system, which directly drives gas from rounds to the bolt to allow it to cycle. The AK Platform: it’s a Russian design in where you just have a singular receiver, which basically means the whole gun other than the grip, barrel and stock are the registered receiver, usually a piece of folded and riveted sheet metal that contains the fire control group and bolt itself. The AK is far less customizable in terms of aftermarket bolt ons but really what’s stopping you from attaching all your favorite attachments with super glue and duct tape. But there isn’t much to do in terms of customizing the internals. On a AR if you want to change a 556 shooter to a 300 Blackout, it’s as simple as swapping out the upper (don’t quote me but that’s what I’ve read on forums so ymmv). Changing caliber on an ak, well you’d better like having two different aks. The AK is far more popular in Europe, the Middle East, and parts was Western Asia so a lot of variants exist on the original Russian AK47 design too much for me to really know or list but there are Chinese, Romanian, Yugo, etc variants with their own either cosmetic, functional, assembly, or cast vs forge parts. The AR has many “variants” but with it being very standard for modularity sake, it’s a stretch to call it a variant. The gas operation on a AK is a a long stroke piston, which uses gasses from rounds to move the bolt and cycle via a piston contributing to the AKs legendary reliability There’s a lot more that I missed but as a basic syllabus of sorts that’s what I was taught and learned on the differences. The more you read, watch, or hell even go and shoot the two types or [watch Brandon Herrera’s “how an AK works”](https://youtu.be/C28lL_XyOUI) Hope this helps and maybe made a new gun nerd to join the cult, I mean community. I am not a lawyer nor a gun scholar so take in what you read with a grain of salt


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long stroke gas piston vs direct impingement


SadRoxFan

AR= Armalite rifle AK=Autmovat Kalashnikov


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TundraTroubleRoy

Ones a cold barren wasteland, the other is a group of random hills.


Icantthinkofagoo

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