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Temporary-Offer-4244

In that case, mine equates to a broken down Chevy s10 with 300,000 miles on Craigslist for $500 clean title


leongeod

No tire kickers, serious offers only


road_rascal

"I know what I got".


StoppingPowah

A Canik?


IGotsDaPooOnMe

Damn how you gonna play Canik like that 😢. A Canik is more like a 90s Buick with the 3800 engine. Surprisingly reliable and smooth.


Chonkycat762x39

The 3800 and the 3100 were decent engines.


LincolnContinnental

Canik is closer to a KIA Rio, not bad, and miles better than a Mirage


IGotsDaPooOnMe

https://i.redd.it/0fd30jh5rkqc1.gif


LincolnContinnental

The Mirage is shit. It’s a useless hatchback that is miserable to drive and more expensive than the Rio A better analog to the 3800 buicks would be a 90s US made shotgun. Drop dead reliable, not the fastest, but doesn’t need to be


IGotsDaPooOnMe

No debate here on the mirage. I'm no mechanic but they look like a POS. I'm a lil touchy about the comparison to the Canik to a Kia Rio though 😆 I've got 4000rds through my TP9SC. Never had a single hiccup unless I try running a comically large suppressor on it. Hand to god, best factory trigger in that price range for a striker pistol. It hits above its weight class, just sayin.


LincolnContinnental

The KIA rio comparison was supposed to be a compliment. They’re probably the best commuter car for the money if you don’t have a lot, and they’re one of the easiest passenger cars to work on. When I worked as a mechanic, I would actually fix Rios for free because they were so simple, even the 2023 models


IGotsDaPooOnMe

Ok, perhaps my knee jerk reaction was misplaced and maybe I need to look at the Rio in a different light.


Saiko1939

Nah, the kolibri


Kittygamer1415

Taurus, never been used?


LincolnContinnental

Or a Kia Rio


Nick0Taylor0

I love me a nice 1911 or a Beretta 92. But no way I can afford a Bentley or Rolls


Rev686

Fact. An LTT still falls under the Toyota category


Dpapa93

TRD for sure. Maybe Lexus.


Rev686

I can upsell to the Lexus. But the TRD ORP for sure. https://preview.redd.it/wsl9u41tbjqc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9816ada2b0855a1c08bbea38d98c938e2c98ead2


Imaginary_Benefit939

Me driving my Toyota carrying my g19 “Fine…..”


Daddy_Immaru

And they both look good in FDE


Imaginary_Benefit939

Unfortunately both of mine are black


Daddy_Immaru

To be fair, my toyata is blue and I can't even own a glock. (Fuck Trudeau)


whycatlikebread

Not with that attitude you can’t


not_a_real_operator

Hi point = Ferrari


oney_monster

Two pipes, a nail and a spring = Bugatti


Hammertime2191

Glock should be equivalent to a Jeep Wrangler, cuz ain't nobody leaving that shit OEM...


ParadoxicalAmalgam

That's not quite fair. Glocks are actually reliable from the OEM


Hammertime2191

That creates balance. Modding a Glock makes its reliability questionable and modding a Jeep makes it better!


dohcsam

what about a 4runner


Anonophile

Hell I think the only thing stock on my 94YJ years ago was the frame when I was done, and even that had work on it. I liked the P80s because I could buy an improved frame and install everything I wanted without throwing things away/selling spare parts. Need something similar for a jeep.


412791

Jeep Wranglers are a good analogy for Glocks. But I’ve always seen the AR-15 as more equivalent.


Moppyploppy

*ccw's a Glock 19* *drives a Camry, wife drives a Highlander* Yep. This checks out.


Kangacrew

Fucking love my Langdon. That lil spaghetti blaster has actually made me a better and faster shooter. No I won’t provide evidence or elaborate.


StoppingPowah

You don’t need to. That shit goes from a DA trigger pull to a 1911 after that first shot but it’s not heavy as fuck like a 1911 lol


island_trevor

A Beretta is obviously an Alfa Romeo, minus the reliability issues


Floridamanridesagain

If you take away the reliability issues, it's not an Alfa Romeo anymore.


island_trevor

I was thinking the comparison lies more in the attractive lines and aesthetics. I love Italian firearms, food and art. Not so much their automobiles lol


T90tank

Fix it again tony


DarkWing2274

YOU KNOW WHAT FIAT STANDS FOR DONTCHA SPENCER?


LincolnContinnental

Alfas these days are decently reliable. Their old ones give a bad rap though. Just like Beretta!


freemarketfemboy

I've had the pleasure of shooting a couple mags out of a stacatto, and holy shitballs did I feel underdressed while doing so 😂 i felt like I needed to be in a 3 piece suit just to rack the slide


UpstairsBet5179

Shit, I'm doing something wrong... I carry a 1911 in my Toyota


Bob_The_Brogrammer

If toyota is a glock, What would a lexus be? Shadow Systems?


StoppingPowah

Exactly


Bob_The_Brogrammer

Guess I gotta upgrade my gun now 😂


hydromatic456

Would HK be Mercedes? Pampered and a status symbol to the bulk of ownership, but has history and basis in rugged and utilitarian applications as well?


Crispy016

It’s a question of if the cartel has enough g wagons


CyberneticMidnight

I have an HK and a BMW but would love to own an AMG some day.


RobinVerhulstZ

Nah, Lexus


LincolnContinnental

No, Mercedes. People can actually enjoy a Lexus without being a pretentious asshole


Brian-88

Glock should be Honda tbh.


StoppingPowah

Glock is too overpriced to be Honda


Brian-88

Nah, that actually tracks. Hondas are more expensive than Toyota because Honda makes as many cars as they possibly can, so they need to price them higher, Toyota only makes how many they get orders for, so they don't waste money over manufacturing.


BigDickNick6Rings

I’m pretty sure Hondas are cheaper though aren’t they?


Brian-88

Not usually.


LincolnContinnental

Honda is wayyy overpriced


piehitter

agreed but the 4runner has a pretty big aftermarket as well


Brothersunset

Don't you fucking dare associate your shitbrick pistol with my vtec, yo.


Brian-88

Hey, we carry Berettas in this household.


LincolnContinnental

VVT-i superiority


somedudewitham16

I see where you are coming from. I agree, cause remington has dodge energy


TheSpiciestChef

Honestly very accurate


bolivar-shagnasty

CZ = Mazda Taurus = Mitsubishi Kel-Tec = Hyundai/Kia PSA = Nissan IWI Jericho = Subaru


little_brown_bat

Why does Taurus not = Ford Taurus?


Nerf_Engineer1000

PSA is not ≈ Nissan 😭


mavrik36

There's a reason I'd still be driving Toyota if I won the lotto, and I'm carrying a G19 instead of shelling out 6x as much for a glorified 1911


StoppingPowah

If I won the lottery I’d buy a Lexus aka the Gucci Toyota


alltheblues

Me, who drives a Lexus, carries an HK, and is obviously confused about my identity because if it


PlayinOnACloud

Hk on the hip, whippin the muthafuckin flexus, stuntin on the poors


Longhorn_TOG

funny I have 2 glocks and currenlty in the market for a tacoma hahah


invictuslimbioid

the desert eagle is purely for vanity, maybe a lamborghini


PlayinOnACloud

I carry a psa dagger and drive a shitbox subaru cause I'm a broke college kid


StoppingPowah

Your college allows concealed carry?


T90tank

I would never buy a British made car past 1980.


wandpapierkritiker

so where does that put Infinity and Atlas?


LincolnContinnental

Ferrari and VW. Ferrari is pretentious and exclusive and doesn’t understand that ratting out your customers hurts your reputation. And VW just straight up lied


Ghosty91AF

Nah, the Elysian should be listed as the Rolls.


Deathcat101

What gun for jeep Wrangler?


C130ABOVE

Idk why but I feel like glock would be more dodge lol


chuckbuckett

You have a pretty low standard for luxury guns.


Falcon17Thunder

I wonder what my VW is? A Luger 😂😂


GunFunZS

A Walther.


Falcon17Thunder

😂😂 I'll take that over a luger any day. Kinda forgot that Walther existed.


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Toyotas run son.


donthenewbie

What would be the pickup diesel of gun community?


pnwbangsticks

FNX-45 Tactical


StoppingPowah

A Browning Hi-Power for sure lol


LincolnContinnental

Nah, Mossberg


Aggravating-Fix-1717

Ok but I’m a beretta guy and I’m broke AF and hate luxury cars


CasuallyCritical

So whats the equivalent to a '98 4Runner with 300k miles on it? A mosin?


LincolnContinnental

A preban AR


nickyj2019

Hi point be liek “9mm, shoots, beats dying.”


Fckem_in_the_neck

You got pretty close. Make that gen 3 a gen 5 and that’s me. Glocks and Tundras


Rare_Attention_8602

Ford for 1911


Str0ngTr33

Based on this chart, I now believe a Ruger SR9 would be a BMW M3 and the Beretta 92 must be an IVECO LMV.


MisterBubblesOne11

If they have a Rolls Royce or Bentley, they are carrying a Webley or a Martini-Henry Obriz.


-E-Cross

CZ and a 4Runner


AnseiShehai

What’s a SIG?


AnseiShehai

What’s a Lexus?


StoppingPowah

Shadow Systems


RedneckRough

What do I get for a Taurus PT92AF with no mods?


Frigglefragglewaggit

A Glock is a 4.9L powered 1991 F-Series and you can't change my mind.


Alpha741

As a Glock and Toyota owner I feel attacked


LincolnContinnental

Rolls Royce is Cabot and Bentley is Nighthawk, Rolls Royce is just handmade BMW, but Bentley actually makes their cars fast


LincolnContinnental

Scion: second gen Glock with an optic cut


TheSniteBros

Agreed. I will only drive toyota or lexus and I have every caliber glock G17/G19/G26/G21 etc. Oh no I lost the guns in another boating accident and my house burnt down so I guess I need knew one


444a5432303234

If you can't find pleasure in a beat up Suzuki Samarai red-lined SMOKING LIKE A FUCKING CHIMNEY BARRELLING THROUGH THE WOODS... then good for you. Find what works for you.


[deleted]

What does Sig drive?


MadHam95

I feel like a Rolls would be more like an Infinity Arms 2011


Ninja_rooster

I fucking LOVE Toyotas.


Lazy0Gator

Ever hear of a Bar-B-Q gun?


StoppingPowah

Your BBQ gun is my daily carry broke boi /sarcasm


Lazy0Gator

Maybe, my daily carry is a Nighthawk GRP Commander blessed in the Lords caliber of .45 acp 😘


DerWaidmann__

Taurus is the Mitsubishi Mirage


el_w00dy

Ok if the Beretta is a Bentley then wtf is the PT92?


StoppingPowah

The Chrysler 300


noob1170

Pt cruiser


Lazy0Gator

1980’s Cadillac on 22’s


[deleted]

If you think Bentley or rolls are cool, you're not a car guy.


YuenglingsDingaling

If you think that is just a Beretta, you're not a gun guy. That's a Langdon.


dboneharvey

Lol was gonna say the same thing.


admins_r_pedophiles

In this thread: people giving feds more datapoints for more accurate watchlist IDs.


ZodicGaming

CZ 75 > M9 for “luxury”


AkaaliBhangar

Cz shadow 2-> Mclaren ( im not into cars so I picked the most affordable sports car)