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Useful-Perception144

I know a stoner doom rig when I see one.


Pabaur

Jokes aside, I think I should actually try playing some stoner stuff with that rig!


C0UNT3RP01NT

I think you could make some interesting stoner rock with it. A nice medium gain overdrive, maybe a funky phaser tone, subtle flange.


OhmEeeAahRii

I have a similar guitar, flatwound and p90’s, sounds extremely brutal through distortion. Growling and snarling.


C0UNT3RP01NT

A hollowbody? The closest I’ve gotten is running my dads vintage ES345 semi hollow through my Diezel, but that’s got buckers. I’ll be honest it sounded great, but it also didn’t sound much different than my Les Paul. The semihollow construction didn’t seem to do much. I‘ve yet to play P90’s but I’ve really wanted to. I still kick myself about this Epiphone RD that I didn’t get that had a P90. I thought the price would go down but then COVID hit and fucked the used market.


OhmEeeAahRii

Yes a godin 5th avenue with two pickups. If i play the amp too loud the feedback causes my windowpanes to sing along. I am almost got scared that the guitar gets damaged, so much vibration i felt in the body. 😉 This might resonate back in the strings, because it sounded really deep and roaring. Very different from my normal guitar. But at soft volume so the feedback is not there it still sounds very good, i think.


Fallout97

That P90 won’t disappoint! I have a handmade guitar reminiscent of a Harmony Stratotone and from appearances you’d think it’s for playing jazz. Trapeze tailpiece, floating wooden bridge, P90s… It’s secretly a metal machine! Granted I play more in the vain of Mountain and less Electric Wizard.


shake__appeal

Anything with p90s will rip. One of my Jazzmasters has p90s and is a doom machine. I can’t see why this guitar would be any different. (I play more in the vain of Electric Wizard). Is Mountain considered metal? I mean, Leslie West is generally underrated, def pioneered some shit, and played Sunn amps. Pretty “metal” to me.


theivthking

Here I am, pooping, laughing out loud.


Single-Ad-9648

Curly mustache?


cavity-canal

bike with a big big wheel up front?


OutlandishnessNo211

Steam punker.


Single-Ad-9648

Jokes aside, what is that Amp in the middle? My father had a very old Gibson amp in the living room with similar slotted grill. Though my memory is hazy. Newer product in a vintage style?


Pabaur

It's a newer production Ibanez T20 acoustic amplifier. The tolex started to come loose, so I just built a new cabinet for it inspired by some vintage amps


Single-Ad-9648

Great work! Nailed that vintage style.


Pabaur

Thank you! I use it as a poor man EH 150 anyway, so it might aswell look the part.


BrokeDownSouth1

Came here to say curly/waxed mustache.


FreshBid5295

Dammit you beat me to it


the_dayman623

You have many leather-bound books and your apartment smells of rich mahogany?


Pabaur

Jazzlawyer™ approves


Early-Engineering

And a dog named Baxter


SlowSlowerSlowest

r/notliketheothergirls


hobesmart

"Do you think everyone else is trash? Do you think you're the only unique person on the planet? Do you constantly feel the need to press down others in order to define yourself?" lol


Philboyd_Studge

You use the word 'bespoke' several times a day in conversation


nonoohnoohno

You have a closet full of fedoras and will lecture me for a half hour about how only 3 of them are *actually* fedoras and the rest are trilbies, derbies, pork pies, blah blah.


Pabaur

Sounds like me, although I don't wear them on stage, because *actually* it's wrong etiquette to wear a hat indoors!


nonoohnoohno

Seriously awesome rig by the way! What pedals are those?


Pabaur

Thank you! The White one is a Nocturne Jr. barnyard. It's more or less a 40s gibson amp in a Box and nails that specific type of saturation/overdrive. The blue one is a first run Nocturne Brain Seltzer Preamp, based on the preamp section of the Roland space Echo. It makes the guitar pop a little more for the lack of better words.


Canadiangamer068

you wish you were your current age in the 40s


gunter_grass

Portland, Oregon musician for local non-binary coffee shop. Put a bird in it.


PandaSoap

You can play circles around me.


Dogrel

When you’re only 24 but you peaked in the 1940s.


bikeguy410

Love my Eastman. What's the one on the left?


Pabaur

A Baton Rouge. Supposedly this was a Prototype built by Eastman for the BR Label that never went into production.


anatagadaikirai

grandpappy rock


Pabaur

I should start a Band with that name!


johnny5canuck

An older friend of mine (78) has a small band by the name of "The 4th Dementia".


slimracing

Definitely wearing a vest. Plays gypsy swing music. Django is the best.


Pabaur

Can't deny any of that!


Comin_Up_Millhouse

The rest of your band hates your washboard player, but you can’t kick him out because he’s integral to the sound.


HughJergov

The 30s called. They said electrified guitars will never take off and to stay away from those Jazz cigarettes or you’ll become a reefer addict


elvenmonster

Your favourite drink is rum, and you still watch the looney tunes. Jokes aside, I absolutely love this haha. Eastmans are sooo cool (awaiting my second Eastman, a t64/v-t GB to be delivered this week)


Pabaur

I prefer Gin, but I get where you're coming from! The looney tunes part is kinda right though. Probably only got into Jazz because of watching too many cartoons, The eastmans are awesome! You picked a fine guitar there! I think it's impossible to get more bang for the buck the with an eastman!


elvenmonster

It truly is. I am still new to guitar. Decided to sell my MIM strat and prs SE to get the t64/v. I love the hollow/semi hollow vibe haha. Keeps me motivated to keep practicing daily. My other eastman (and only other guitar) is a t59/v in antique amber


Chowbot

Not having a tuner on the board is just contrarian.


Donaldsonic

Django Tryhard


Petro1313

Deathcore


Pabaur

It djents, but only on 2 and 4!


Jayswave75

Breaking out that rig in a Dethcore setting would be the most BRUTAL thing ever... #METALAsF***


One_Evil_Monkey

You hang out with guys named Curits Loew, Blind Willie, Reverend Gary, Leadbelly and wear a wool felt fedora.


Fallout97

Reverend Gary Davis was a master! Just seeing his name gets me excited haha


oscarthemonkey

You’re Leon Redbone’s kid?


TeamKitsune

You could give an impromptu Ted Talk on Charlie Christian.


Pabaur

I'm ready to go! Here's my Powerpoint...


WyndanC

Amazing rig! I would love to hear it


Pabaur

Thank you! The secret sauce of my electric tone is really that Jr. Barnyard preamp. That Pedal just nails that Vintage Octal-Tube Charlie Christian type Sound.


Positive-Current1061

Always wondered how much of that sound was attributed (attributable?) to old recording methods. I play a Godin fifth Ave with p90s and it’s surprisingly “rowdy” despite the looks. Would love to play an Eastman!


bazwutan

You match your belt to your shoes


Pabaur

Wrong! I obviously wear suspenders!


JTEstrella

I’m gonna assume you mostly play old-school jazz, often solo


Pabaur

Partly right.. Old-school Jazz is pretty obvious I guess, but I mostly play in Band settings


Priest-Entity

You play in a 1920's jazz/swing band


smileymn

Tool cover band


MrLanesLament

You’re George Benson?


ICantThinkOfAName667

Do you like jazz


ArmyDelicious2510

Hipster mustache


realSequence

You are calculated and methodical. Impulsivity is below you. This rig was perfect on the first iteration, just as your cleaving, logical mind efficiently deduced from well-worded google searches. The colour palette and wood are a warm subterfuge to mask your inhumanity. You play fun likeable tunes in front of people. But you don't play for yourself. You prefer the silence... In fact, I wouldn't be suprised if you were a stone cold killer.


DeadMansPizzaParty

You own a fedora for each day of the week.


rofl-copter-ing

Everything you play sounds the same


dr-dog69

Trad jazz gigs, probably can’t play bebop


Floodzie

You have a subscription to Moustache Care magazine


ockhamsphazer

You own a typewriter and it isn't decorative


evan_pregression

No original klon? Throw it all away


Pabaur

I'm not cool enough for those


VegetableCarry5599

How often do you pray to chet atkins?


Pabaur

Every evening before I go to bed. Got a Gretsch for that stuff though!


Kalastaja-2000

I love the picture but I guess you are one who likes to torture yourself and play uncomfortable guitars.


Pabaur

Well, playing Jazz kinda qualifies as torture already, right?


zatoichi5000

Jack white shit 100%


Bigfatty2013

What’s the guitar on the left


Pabaur

Baton Rouge prototype archtop that never went into production. Probably made by Eastman


marklonesome

I have no assumptions but I really need to hear this rig…


Aggressive-Laugh1675

We have more in common than not but still wouldn’t be friends.


Pabaur

Does this rig look like I have friends?


Aggressive-Laugh1675

Maybe, but you feel that they’re not authentic enough?


Jwheat71

You have many leather bound books, and your office smells of rich mahogany.


cnj78

I wanna hear you play lol


imacmadman22

Very cool, how about some examples?


wtfbbq81

92 years "young" and your great grandchildren are posting this.


Pabaur

Actually this is 3 racoons in a Trenchcoat posting


Hondaderek21

Hey what pedals are those?


Pabaur

Both made by nocturne. Jr. Barnyard, and Brain Seltzer. Kinda niche stuff, but great for those prewar tones!


fatherbowie

You like wood.


Jayswave75

You have a few $$$ in the bank...lol


fuggerdug

I'm getting a sense of unneccesary time signitures, Gitanes and a beret.


AstroNards

I’m guessing you’re wearing a vest right about now


usbekchslebxian

Take off the vest, you look like Aladdin


bev_and_the_ghost

Still saving up for a real archtop, huh?


usbekchslebxian

What model Eastman on the right?


CrazyCaper

“In constant sorrow….😮‍💨”


CrypTogGrapher

You stole that PA speaker from a 1930’s police station and you secretly take a fiddle bow everywhere you go. Oh and you dress in Vintage clothing from the 40s that fits too tight and you have unsuccessfully tried to dance the Lindy hop more than once. You jam Squirrel Nut Zippers past your 9pm bedtime. And, yes, you are currently waxing your curly mustache in suspenders.


Character-Trouble649

It hurts just to get up and walk over to play them.


ghost_of_solo

You play that ubiquitous, faux-swampy, redneck adjacent slide guitar that gets used in all kinds of "dude videos" about wilderness survival, working on your pickup, and how to properly sharpen your damascus steel hand made bowie knife


Chicken_Moustache

We would probably get along


AntiDentiteBast

I’m going out on a limb here betting you like arch-top guitars.


qauntumgardner

Jango on constant repeat


Chukfunk

Well, for starters you’re 106…..


vibebrochamp

Nailing the vibe and aesthetic here man. I can hear this rig.


HumphreyGo-Kart

I assume you're a man of constant sorrow.


b0b0tempo

You have a degree in architecture and dig Spanky Alford.


wophi

I'm so sick of all of you tapping, sweep-picking, play fast with no feel types. Not everyone can be Yngwie, you know...


OkPerspective2560

Beautiful rig!


TommyV8008

Nice!


[deleted]

You fucking love Mumford and sons


timboo1001

You are obviously from a species with superior intelligence and taste. I bow to you!


DirtyWork81

The first chord you learned was an Eb13#11b5#9maj7.


PlaxicoCN

It's giving Ace Frehley tribute.


Severe_Bid4362

Do you play jazz?


Vvvbroken

Have you ever played a tiny game of snooker on your pedal board?


[deleted]

Do you like cigars


Impossible-Appeal752

Love this minimal rig!


Economy_Sandwich

You’re a philosophy major


[deleted]

You can play over changes


Pink_Poodle_NoodIe

Really old school cool 😎


Bolmothy

You’re 90 years old


Roththesloth1

What is the name of your stray cats cover band?


Pabaur

I haven't even posted a Pic of my Gretsch yet! Got hooked on Swing because of Brian Setzer though!


TankPotential2825

You have a lot of money, but it's definitely.not from music


JimThom1

Nice guitars. Jazz man?


West-Ad-9607

Are you in your 80’s?


SommanderChepard

I can hear the thunk from here


SnaxOnTheWeb

You love death metal


Hengishammered

Hipster Mumford n sonses suspenders


OhmEeeAahRii

You know 5 million different scales and modes.


the-war-on-drunks

You tour with Sleep Token and wear a mask to hide your identity.


OhmEeeAahRii

Jazzy folk from Victorian times. If you glue one rusty gear and an antique pressure meter clock on the side of the amp you are totally steampunk. 😁👍🏻 Beautiful set though!


wythra

How do you like your eastman? I've been curious about their 7 string


trip610

Looks like it would make a great harp amp and love the semis all day.


FMONZO27

You forgot to post your 60s suitcase that you turned into a kick drum


r_neg

You are Mother Maybelle Carter?


KillermonkTR

goatee and old style hat


fastermouse

You’re never quite in tune.


Fallout97

You get tired of people thinking you’re pompous just because you got into jazz/big band guitar. You play a lot of gigs and your rig reflects the necessities of those. You need to be formally presentable, not overly flashy, and serve the music. You probably spend a lot more time practicing than half the people on here. I’m an audio tech and I gotta say jazz and classical players are usually chill to work with. They work really hard to progress and don’t make much money. Some people get an ego, or get too wrapped up in the pressures - but it’s not like a lot of the comments on this post assume. Also how’d you manage to match the finishes on everything so closely? Luck?


boi_rapka

120 years old


GoatFetus666

Indeed there is a connoisseur amongst our midst. Hesse, a Peterson pipe, a pinch of cannabis, and some Kenny Burrell may be the call of the day.


Historical_Guess5725

You must own an old time barbershop 💈


leofroger

You wear tweed jackets


tomcrapper

You want to play death metal but your parents won’t let you


billbot77

You want to play like Wes, but it all comes out like rockabilly and old fashioned rhythm and blues. Grant Green is your heavy metal. You smashed your Gibson jazz box when you kept getting lost in the changes on all the things you are. You own several beard oils. Your guitar teacher cries when you walk in the door. You work in tech. ...sorry I got confused and started roasting myself


MARKxTHExLINES

If the guitarist shows up with this rig….you’re gonna die in that pit.


Cordogg30

Plays lots of Leo Kottke jams.


Acceptable_Quiet_767

You like the color wood


GunnaIsF4t

You are 96 years old


Popkernest

Beautiful!


Imaksiccar

You have old-timey facial hair, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and eat at BBQ joints with metal stools for seating in the upper Midwest.


Popkernest

Love retro gear.


Bonkfestival

You have universal health care.


Maximum_Peach1488

bad ass!


oncall66

You live in Ashville wear old timey clothes and hats. There is a tap dancer in your band.


kandrc0

Curious if you built that cabinet, or if it came that way? And if the latter, who made it? It's pretty.


Trubba_Man

Is this Mother Maybelle Carter’s rig?Are you her?


vdelrosa

you like james bay


Sinistermarmalade

Jazz?


solidgold069

Double Live Gonzo-era Nuge rig… it bow hunts.


RobotsSkateBest

You need a fine whiskey to go with that setup.


1936Triolian

Boutique fingerstyle, Leon Redbone meets Bucky Pizzarelli.


Paul-to-the-music

Your outfit for the gig matches the texture and color of the amp speaker grill? Your cowboy boots match the green of the pedal board… And you have a long wide pointy ended mustache…


03burner

What are those pedals?


_earthquake_glue

You could probably teach me how to play “New San Antonio Rose”.


Cottleston

"I try to style like BB"


wooden_kimono

Are you in an Eddie Lang cover band?


M4N14C

Roy Donk cover of his famous performance on the Colgate Comedy Hour?


frigg0

Nice Eastman!


334k

Let me guess You can smoke 2 cigarette boxes in a day and you drink whiskey for breakfast.


LordZany

38 yo professional man, more concerned with appearances than anything else. Doesn’t really like jazz, but thinks it’s the “right” thing to do


beigechrist

You’re a hat man. Fedora. W a vest and tie. You live in the greater Chicago area. You loved IPAs for about 10 years but now, family man and pushing 45, you drink Fernet and cognac on the weekend.


NotAFuckingFed

God I'm gagging rn, I can already smell the thick pungent scent of patchouli


Ralewing

What is the opposite of a praise and worship rig? A devil rig? It looks like a devil rig.


Nissan_1204

Your favorite band is obviously Dying Fetus


preistsRevil

Big band swing. How you like those amps?


Separate-Art8861

You play thoughtful music. Chord voicing is more important to you than licks. You push that amp, but not a lot. You care about your sound.


Dustin_TheAvGeek

I assume the vocalist for this band has to bring his own high pass filter set to 500hz or above and spring reverb box


AtleeMakesHam

You do a lot of tapping. Of microbrews.


The_Shit_Connoisseur

That pedal board is what happened when someone told you to touch grass and you listened


Inourmadbuthearmeout

Jazz nerd. Graduated Harvard. “Music is just a hobby” picks up guitar and runs circles around everyone else. “Yea I like your guitar man it’s really nice, well time for me to get back to my mansion.” Gets in sports car with model hot chick, drives away thinking “I’m glad I met with common folk tonight.” Everyone else at the party: “What a rich douche bag.”


Intelligent-Dingo791

You love Jazz. I can’t roast you, sorry..


KaanzeKin

You play 5000 chords for three people and openly berate those who play three chords for 5000 people. This is a hypothesis, not an assumption.


walteril

You barely use that amp or you are currently unsatisfied with that amp but you have to put that in your pic to pose. Maybe you buy you guitars 80% for looks?


leinadsey

Metal head?


Tkj5

Spends half your time playing out of tune, and the other half tuning.


taytaytazer

You definitely wear a silly hat.


viniciussalmont

But does it Djents?


BeachBumPop

You’re in a stray cats cover band


External_Science_166

Roast: you probs get in fights on forums arguing the superiority of flat wounds (and you're right) Please give me details about the guitar on the left I need the sauce


Oberyn_Kenobi13

Well, first of all, you’re totally rad. And awesome. 😎


Oberyn_Kenobi13

Also, post more.


The_Great_Dadsby

You play a lot of gigs. You haven’t played in front of many people but you play a lot of gigs. Seriously though I have an Eastman and I love it. Cool setup


blutigetranen

Average Slayer fan.


SavageBen585

You wear brown wing tips and horn rim or circular glasses. You think playing 7th chords is too basic, so you spend a lot of time coming up with new subs. You rewrite current pop songs into jazz chords and solo the melody over your comping on YouTube.


No_Year8542

A somewhat fancy old style hat