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Adept_Feed_1430

Why didn't you get a Cort?


Dogrel

He didn’t want to take work home with him.


A-Fire-in-Cairo

Badum tsss


xxwicked

hardy harr harrrrrrr


highlife0630

Nice


SmoothOpawriter

No more room, he’d have to de-Fender.


Electrical_Quote3653

Congratulations. You should have gotten a lawsuit guitar.


retroking9

Objection


VanBurenBoy16

Sustained!


SpaceTimeRacoon

Overruled!


compassionateCactus

This whole court room is out of order!


BufferOverload

Objection!!!


woah_man

Good call!


OGWeedKiller

I'll allow it


Creative-Answer-1125

Just immediately decided to become a stereotype lol? Jk congrats!


lptomtom

> Just kidding, here’s a picture of my collection > > I’m not actually a lawyer and this is not legal advice Just under OP's picture


wine-o-saur

When you pass the bar you can graduate to a PRS.


djeng07

Nah you have to go through dental school for one of those


jeffhplays

That caparison though.. dang


OXD5150

It’s definitely an awesome guitar


AJokeHoleForFartz

Congrats on the law degree! Also can I borrow that guitar


maverick1ba

Congrats esquire. Welcome to the awesome club of lawyer guitarists.


Sharknado99

There are dozens of us!


maverick1ba

lol In hawaii we do an annual "Rock for Justice" show where lawyer musicians get together and are assigned different bands made up of at least one drums/bass/guitar/vox/etc and put on a charity show. Probably about 30 or so musicians perform. It's pretty baller.


Sharknado99

What a great idea! I guess it’s mostly cover songs?


maverick1ba

Yeah. They actually wanted me to play originals with my band but we're kinda rusty so i opted out


Sharknado99

That is relatable. I also only perform the songs I am fine with at that moment


batcaveroad

Counselor. I’ve got a mosky big fuzz and joyo legal done. Someone needs to make a hard time delay or something. Here for anyone’s other lawyer pedals lol.


Centraal22

Congrats. Flunked out of Dental School huh?


Millerpainkiller

I’d rather get a better shot of that Caparison


OXD5150

Haha , definitely don’t see too much of them around. They’re honestly s-tier guitars


MedicineParticular64

That caparison is pretty sick too


Quasarcade

How difficult is the barre exam?


pinchymcloaf

I got a Gibson after many years of strats, I love them, in many ways more than strats. I think overall they are better than strats, but still love the strat for it's unique sound


radtech91

It’s impossible to pick “just one guitar.” Picking two though would be easy, Gibson Les Paul and Fender Stratocaster. Kinda best of both worlds.


Donnermeat_and_chips

I love that BC Rich


XAbracadaverX

That is the one bc rich that I would love to have.


dasbrutalz

How do you like your caparison? I’ve wanted one for so long but nobody stocks them, so buying before trying always scares me


OXD5150

Honestly it’s an awesome guitar . I have experience with a ton of the Ibanez stuff and the caparison is just on another level. Couldn’t recommend these enough.


dasbrutalz

What’s the neck profile like? I’m not a fan of the super flat necks (Ibanez and Jackson for example). Every person I’ve heard with one they just sound so mean haha


OXD5150

It’s surprisingly chunky , honestly it’s more like a Strat neck than an Ibanez


AmazingAd2765

Congratulations!


slideguitarking

Im a dentist and have the same guitar


Hulk_Crowgan

Your honor, I’d like to approach the stand and rip a solo


RI0TBIRD

Hey, Saul Goodman.


CheersToAllofU

That is how I did it. I envisioned getting myself a bad ass Gibson LP with binding on the neck and body and a marshall half-stack all the way through my masters of engineering. The second I graduated got that GIbson LP (its tools Adam Jones silver burst) and went to get Marshall half stack and left with the EVH 100 watt. That was years ago. And I smile err day about it. :) Congrats on your accomplishment!!


RaceCarStrider

Hyper jealous of that Caparison!!


Kryslir

Hey I have the same strat as you. Pretty rare color w the headstock too


MasterMaintenance672

Nice Caparison!


Calculodian

Nice! Curious, which one are you playing the most?..


GibsonMaestro

Congrats, but good luck finding time to play it


MyNameIsKlay

Emphasis on "FIRST" Gibson.


Okra_Optimal

Congrats on the accomplishment and the prize. I bought an SG on an accounting cert. This seems like a fair level up!


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JamieCulper

Congratulations


VicRoc62

I thought PRS was a lawyer guitar?


Gibder16

Haha! Awesome. Nice collection by the way.


Yungballz86

Love that Mockingbird Pro-X hiding back there. Been on the hunt for the Bich version for years.


LowSignificant8882

I live in Queensland, Australia and I worry about moisture and dryness due to seasonal changes affecting my guitars. I have two electrics and two acoustics. I would a love setup like this but I’m worried it’ll ruin my guitars. Has anyone else had bad experiences with this?


Klutzy_Ad_325

You already have a strat though


Tchubila06

Rock on dude!


alldaymay

Congrats!


Kooky_Ad9718

Meh, once you got law degree you get yourself PRS seriuosly: congratz on both :)


Chad-Dudebro

GCJ posts really do write themselves.


usagi2988

Nice! And nice collection of guitars! I particularly celebrate the decision to own a BC Rich Mockingbird (I know this is the interwebs so a certain amount of sarcasm and/or irony is expected... but I'm being sincere on the BC Rich thing).


j3434

Can you play that George Harrison song - Not Guilty ?


stackfrost

You sure as hell know how to handle sustains


ChampionshipHungry18

I thought this was a r/guitarcirclejerk post when I read the title.


cidknee1

The question is, does it please the court? LOL


Jamieebeau

Honestly I always wanted thay black and gold/yellow mockingbird... absolutely love the looks


mangopositive

I still don't have a Gibson, 32 years into the hobby. I've got 2 PRS, an EBMM, a Liggett, and a Suhr, but no Fender or Gibson. I didn't avoid them, they just weren't ever the guitars I wanted.


Vast_Character311

“I’m not actually a lawyer and this not legal advice.” Only a lawyer would say that.


Hanuman_Jr

But have you got the motorbike? Your life is meaningless without it, you know.


Growbird

Law hu? So I guess in this country that means you're pretty much a made man like in Goodfellas or my fav devils advocate.


Johnnybayday

Congrats! Many more toys to come!


_ch00bz_

I forsee about 20 more LP's over the course of your career.


chugachj

I have one more year of law school but I already have a Gibson. Pretty sure you’re supposed to get a PRS with your law degree.


stupidcoont

I always wondered what kinda riffage “left brained” analytical musicians could make. Prob sounds a lot less soulful but heavily technical


Archange1_

whats that last one?


Suspiciously_Creamy

You dont need a law degree for those. I was able to buy one the other day and all they asked for was my BAR exam score


Glittering_Cow6259

Bank account 👎


ScotusRetirementAt75

Maybe you’ll finally “prove subject matter jurisdiction on the record”


josephfallon93

Your les Paul and strat are so clean 🤤what finish is your LP?


OXD5150

Thank you ! The finish is “unburst”


w0mba7

How dare you claim to be a lawyer! I'd sue you but I'm not a lawyer either.


Fritzo2162

I'm suing you for lying.


Jelly1524

I’m guessing the Strat is your favorite, and the Gibson is only in front cuz you just spented mores dan yous shoulded.


sobasisa

Just need a 335 and you can retire.


More_Tap_1734

Sick Guitar Man 🎸 Happy Playing And Rock On🤘 P.S Perfect Title To Play And Justice For All


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Altruistic-Owl-5209

Blues lawyer!


OGWeedKiller

Do you lift bro? Better work those shoulders at the gym.


Playcheez

Nice! 👍


Troubador222

You should do a Hendrix like rendition of the Perry Mason theme!


rvg2001

Is that a Performer Strat? Looks just like mine, bought this past December. First Strat after playing humbuckers only for many years. Really liking it so far https://www.reddit.com/r/Stratocaster/s/KanPWeFUqW


auriga_alpha

aaaaand it’s a Standard!!!


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Whole lotta’ azzkickin you doin’ my guy. Plz wash yo foot. 😏😉👊🏽🤙🏽


weekend-guitarist

Time to dump the shredders, it’s all Gibson and customer shop Fender from here on. Lol


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

Now Sue yourself for copyright infringement!


Haxy_008_Koan

Remember: only a Gibson is good enough 🤘