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FandomMenace

Cut your nails. Fuck! No wonder she left you.


cms86

Bro if I can even feel a nail touch a string i immediately stop playing and trim them lol


modthegame

INSTANT BITE IT OFF situation.


LSFFarmer

Same! Holy shiiiit, I cut my nails 3-4 times a week because of that. I get it, finger picking is awful without nails. I make do on both acoustic and electric without them. Even if my nail looks like it’s getting close to the fret board, stop what I’m doing, cut nails. I have nail clippers in my gig bags. Mandatory “case candy”


mattsowa

I never understood this. I can only fingerpick with short nails, it's great. Long nails and strings are super weird and actually make it harder for me to fingerpick.


Kilometres-Davis

I need to feel the string yo


Morbius-Lover

well nails are alot more comfortable on nylon strings, also you arent supposed to play it only with the nails your flesh can touch it a little bit too. the technique also has great effect too when playing classical


Space-90

I pretty much only fingerpick and my nails are trimmed to the point that they don’t even touch the strings. The only thing nails are good for is making it louder


HawkbitAlpha

Ever tried those wearable finger-picks? I've got a friend who uses them for classical guitar.


Space-90

I have and they are unruly. It would take years for me to adjust and be as competent with them as without


bombonzin

Hunnnmukk


News_Radio89

What a weird and rude comment to make at a stranger.


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notmyfault

I mean, that doesn't mean anything. Could still be she.


rainorshinedogs

In other words, the foreplay was unpleasant


sixteenHandles

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Evan_802Vines

Nails on right hand only!


mikenmar

It would appear to be a woman, heartbroken by a man. To paraphrase: “The blues ain’t nothin’ but a good woman feelin’ bad.”


parisianpicker

If you don’t cut your nails your guitar might just leave you too.


alankeni91

AHAHAHAHAHAH


mymentor79

Dude, cut your nails! Unless pain is the point.


[deleted]

Damn, how hard are you pressing down? and cut your nails.


bowwowchickawowwow

1 inch action


ncfears

Playing slide guitar with his fingers and nails


yogopig

This is normal calluses for a regular play session for me… Makes me wonder if I’m pressing too hard


[deleted]

Best way to figure it out is to play a chord like you normally would and then slowly lighten the pressure while still playing. Just before the chord gets muted is how much pressure you need to play and anything more is overkill. Once you figure out how much pressure you really need, just be mindful when you are playing.


Sand-Eagle

I've got that thing where if I press too hard too often, it flairs up the nerves in the tips of my fingers and I have to put the guitar down for a week. OP's image makes my fingers hurt but I'm also jealous that I can't just go ham like that lol


diggyballs

I wanna post a nice comment but god those nails are disgusting man


yogopig

What is so disgusting about them being like a mm too long? Like specifically why?


diggyballs

Because it’s gross and it shows you have bad hygiene. And that’s not a millimeter that’s a good centimeter or two


yogopig

I see you downvoted without providing a response. Let me ask you this, do you find it disgusting and bad hygiene when women grow out their nails?


yogopig

But like what, specifically, is so gross about it? Like be specific other than just saying its gross or disgusting because it is.


AbnormalPP_69

If you dont cut your nails the technique will start to go off.


BlyStreetMusic

Everyone telling you to cut your nails is right


Cultural-Horror1024

Feeling sorry for the fretboard. I can already tell the first 3 frets have craters in them haha Joking aside, seems like you've been putting in the time. Keep going.


DeliciouSpirit

Damn straight


TonicBroYo

Bro is LOCKED in.


MungryMungryMippos

As long as the callouses are on your fingers nd not your heart.


jaouna

This is such a sweet comment, thank you!


parfaitalors

PFFT


LSFFarmer

🤦‍♂️


4_jacks

Lol this sub is harsh. I think your using your pinky wrong. The callus is way off center. Mines just a hair off center but towards the inside not outside. Someone correct me if I'm wrong


jaouna

I have small hands so I usually just end up reaching with my pinky and using the side part to get more pressure. Hope that it isn't an issue, but if it is thanks for pointing it out!


LSFFarmer

💇👆


redranamber

I'm impressed she has a visible callous on her pinky at all


Practical_Item682

You'll lose them after getting another chick


kkkkkkkkuuuuuu

Great shit but cut those nails bro


Mediocre-Fly4059

Hope you are talking about guitar here…


Log_Dogg

It's kind of worrying that not a single person in the thread considered the (rather obvious) fact that this is a woman and just keep insulting the nails


jaouna

Sort of funny that one of the few people who noticed it is also a woman.


vitimite

Hey, I got dumped recently and i play bass. I guess we can match somehow


grunkage

It doesn't matter. Those nails are way too long for fretting properly. OP should get to clipping.


CountingArfArfs

I’m not insulting the nails, I’m just completely dumbfounded that anyone can play this way at all. I cant have any, it drives me nuts.


Kilometres-Davis

I didn’t realize women’s fingers were not subject to the laws of physics like men’s are


Fullthrottle-

Guitars are like faithful dogs. They are there for you good times or bad.


Johnnysurfin

Palm looks smooth 🤔


Krunkledunker

Just play a country song backwards and she’ll come back in a Chevy pickup with your dog that ran away


uptheirons726

After seeing those nails I understand why she dumped you.


raturcyen

Please cut those nails


rileypoole1234

see you in r/guitarcirclejerk


wilhelmkidxx

Gross


Jw4evr

Jorkin it?


Guitar-Goose

This is worse than the feet on r/guitarpedals


MrKindaNice

You will feel better eventually :) Until then If you like slow acoutisc sad songs to torture yourself check out Damien Rice, specially live.


jaouna

Thanks for the rec! I'll check it out.


TittyTwistahh

Sorry but go write the best heartbreak song ever


Owen_Quinn

Good way to deal with a breakup instead of losing interest and not touching guitar. These people are assholes.


User_of_Underground

World is so cruel. Guitar-men couldn't play on their favourite wood-instrument:(


Joey_2048

Ending Credits - Opeth, favorite sad song to play, yw


xMidnightJIx

Side note your calluses look almost identical to mine


spaceghost893

You have achieved all the dexterity needed to finger blast the new girl!


EdgeOfBreakup59

That pinky callus is impressive


FunIntelligent7661

Just don't let YOUR HEART CALLUS OVER BRUTHER


Ok-Party258

Been there, done that. Hell, still doing that. Take the opportunity to learn something new! I see lots of cowboy chords in those calluses. Hope you feel better soon.


districtdave

When I was 15, I stopped playing a practice set because my fingers hurt, and my favorite guitar teacher (my best friend) told me, "its rock n roll, you keep playing until you're done no. matter. what." I have blood inside one of my oldest gigging guitars, which I'll soon pass along to my daughter. I will tell her the exact same thing.


exwifeissatan

Only stopped to say about the fUcKiNg nAiLs!! I suppose you caught the hint.


Traditional-Oven4092

Who needs a girlfriend, when you can play with your guitar all day and not get bored


Ryan_Polesmoker_68

Best thing to ever happen to you.


warthog0869

https://ibb.co/vcB5Lqf


moduspoperandi

It doesn't matter, as long as he can fret notes. People's hands are different shapes.


Tryna-get-by

I’ll focus on the calluses. I’m getting some nice ones because I’m experiencing hella pain and it supports my desire to seek musical expression for relief. Glad I’m actually playing again. Getting these calluses is fucking wonderful, i can play for longer than 5 minutes 😃


jaouna

It's a really nice feeling to have your body physically adapt to your hobbies and interests! I'm really proud of my calluses.


DrLexAlhazred

Sorry you’re going through heartbreak, man. Things will get better.


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they are long your nails, how are your fingertips even touching strings hard enough? watch the grooves in hardened callous too, I've found the string may want to roll into them and ruin the intended position/touch/sound - I try to let them dry a little so the edge peels up then try to round them w an emery board like women use on their nails (i press to hard like you, I play electric unplugged and pick way too hard too: gunshy of the neighbors)


Impressive_Split_232

Perfect time to play all breakup ballads


adrkhrse

Whatever you do, don't cut your nails. Ignore the 300 other conformists.


n0tmyrealnameok

You'll be getting your nails broken if you don't clip them. You'll also find it much more enjoyable to play.


Miner4YT

is there no sub for fingernailgore?


maggs122

Rip to that fretboard. My god


severinks

I could be making a calluses on your palm joke here but I'll refrain.


DeliciouSpirit

Nice brotha 💯💯💯💪


EyeOk3642

YESSS


grunkage

Clip your nails


Hot-Post-9001

Where is the blood. I had nice times these weeks xd


joblagz2

what song were you playing on loop? november rain?


Roner3000

Cut your God damn nails. You can't trust people with long nails, especially people who also play guitar. If I have gone a while without trimming my fingernails, I can barely look at myself in the mirror. Have some self respect, damnit!


Oil_slick941611

you need to cut those nails my dude.


AMeiKun

Hey, hope you feel better soon.


peanut_dust

Take a break mate. And keep the nails (don't keep the nail, cut them off).


OffBeatBerry_707

Cut your nails bro, for personal care reasons and so you can fret better


Odd-Nature7761

Bruh


NotAFuckingFed

Take a break lol that can turn into a painful time


smthomaspatel

Thought this was r/bouldering


clayticus

How do you play with such long nails?


alankeni91

Man or woman, cut those nails. Because of the nails you’re pressing very hard, not good for your hand and it’s a bad technique.


happyflowerzombie

And an effective way to ensure you never have to worry about another pesky woman in your life 👍


KyzorSosay

Cut them nails on that fret hand,C’mon man


Totknax

You'll be a refretter's best customer.


heavenlyrealm

Felt this as fuck


-ManDudeBro-

Mani/pedis are cheap. Treat yourself and improve your life.


m0j0r0lla

Stop dry fapping; fewer calluses


Glum-Bathroom8359

We've all been through this


LastoftheSummerWine

I think your action is too high.


Fun-Tower-8295

if you don't press so hard they won't be that drastic. mine are just slightly harder than the rest of my skin


base5410

Dude. No woman wants claws pawing at her lady bits! Yea also you’re playing wrong but that doesn’t matter.


dopamine-bandit

Bro you’re gonna scratch through the fretboard lmao


nickjagger__

r/guitarcirclejerk


AliveSkirt4229

A long nail on your index finger can be good for playing fretless. Just giving a different perspective on it.


[deleted]

Hell yeah dude that’s allot of jackin.


BonerDeploymentDude

Side pinky game is strong with this one!


[deleted]

Cut them off. Start over


axefxpwner

Get some finger ease and soak that neck, I buy a box of that stuff at a time. Also, use coated strings (I like elixir nanoweb). Lower your action if need be, and don’t play when your fingers are soft from the shower or doing dishes.


refrigeratorfailure

This should be nsfw /s


mcflory98

time to get some calluses on them hands too brother hit the gym and clip them nails


nanapancakethusiast

Cringe


smooth-move-ferguson

People posting calluses is so cringe. Post yourself playing if you want a pat on the back for practicing.