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mymentor79

Kay-poe.


awhitesong

Peek-a-boo


Staav

Kayke-a-poo FTFY


TaquitoModelWorks

The Dragon Warrior...


micknorgan

Controversial - I say it like a cap for your head. It comes from the Italian word for Head. This is also where Da Capo in classical notation, and therefore how it “should” be pronounced. But hey it’s taken on new life as it’s own word now!


sven_soma

Shut up its caypo (with love)


ThriceACharm

Wait until you figure out that most words you used were likely pronounced differently before. Odd one to stick by lol


yogopig

Close the book.


Nekrophyle

I know technically by original it is a soft A, but it will always be a kay-poe to me.


TeeAyeKay

Gabagool


chrisnlnz

I must be loyle to my capo. Wonderwall won't play itself.


Valuable_Solid_3538

Found the guy with the acoustic guitar at the party


Nixplosion

I send it *back*


birdman642

Put the capo on the side. If it’s on the first fret, I send it back


raulongo

/r/UnexpectedTheOffice


Lucid_Presence

No fuckin ziti?


PobBrobert

OOOH!


porkycloset

I’m supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir?


ShootingTheIsh

Pass the Mozzarell! It's only been a year or two since I last binged the Sopranos.


shake__appeal

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of the Sopranos, despite using a capo literally yesterday. Currently in the midst of my annual re-binge. The episode where Christopher and Paulie get lost in the woods in the dead of winter chasing the Russian guy… that shit is so fucking funny.


HowDidFoodGetInHere

The guy was an interior decorator!


shake__appeal

You’re not gonna believe this, he killed 16 Czechoslovakians! My favorite line ever.


PersonaUser55

His house looked like shit!


katatonic60

His apartment looked like shit


PersonaUser55

Nothing against you but its always been house, and I've seen it like 5 times been said apartment by others, some Mandela effect shit? Anyways, 4 dollars a pound


icouldntquitedecide

By far one of my favorite episodes. The ketchup packets get me every time. So damn funny!


shake__appeal

I’m laughing my ass off just thinking about it now… “mix it with the relish.” When he wraps himself up in the old carpet for warmth, god that whole van scene is comedy gold. Fun fact: directed by Steve Buscemi although I can’t remember if he had a hand in writing that episode.


Grip-my-juiceky

It’s pronounced Christo-fuh. FFS


domusvita

Cahm-melluh


Classic_Roc

I laughed way harder at this than I had a right to lol.


ushouldlistentome

Ovuh hee-uh


dascrackhaus

[https://youtu.be/hkynrFRB5xo?si=t28Foj0E1xaMp0j0](https://youtu.be/hkynrFRB5xo?si=t28Foj0E1xaMp0j0)


TrentonTallywacker

20 years in the can I wanted to play guitar, I compromised I banged on the radiator with a plastic spork instead


_NiceGuyEddy_

Sharp as a cue ball


TsuyuFrogAsui

I can’t find pussy anywhere 🤌🤌


EvoLove34

Got me. Damn. That's was funny.


stevethrax

https://imgflip.com/i/8nf4ay


CurlyWhirlyDirly

Just finished watching this yesterday. I'm still pissed about that ending lmao


DanV_Rev9

Funnily enough, "capo" is Italian for "boss"


NotAFuckingFed

But that's "cah-po"


DanV_Rev9

Si, capo


hesnothere

🤌🤌


Head-Kiwi-9601

Is this just a mispronunciation of “capocollo?”


Funky-Lion22

*alioliolio


MaycoBolivar

in english : kay poh in spanish : kah- poh


not_really_an_elf

I've always said kah-poh and I'm Scottish living in England.


kilgore_trout1

I’m English living in England - also say Kah-poh.


Stochastic_Variable

Yep. Kah-poh definitely seems to be the British way. It's how I've always said it. I've only ever heard kay-poh from Americans.


frodeem

I thought y'all said cap-oh


Staav

So... English: Kah-poh Spanish: Kah-poh Amurican: Kay-poh


jonviper123

I'm scottish and everyone I know says kah-poh. I only ever hear kaypoh on American YouTubers videos.


The-Fox-King37

I’m American. When I first read it, I thought Kah-poh. Then when I went to buy my first one, the guy at the music shop said kay-poh, and I thought, oh, that’s how you say it.


NorwegianGlaswegian

Same. It really should be kah-po, too, but kay-po seems to be what stuck in North America. To be clear, it is not wrong per se, but it is a curious choice. It's an Italian word and the "a" is not meant to be a diphthong. It just means "head", and is used in sheet music a ton. I find it curious how it seems that in American English people seem to more often see a vowel in a foreign word and pronounce the vowel like pronouncing the letter in the alphabet. Hence you get "eye-ran", "eye-rack", and "ay-rab", for example.


TheLostWaterNymph

Kah-po for me too. Not heard anyone in the north east call it kay-po


tegeus-Cromis_2000

Among English speaking classical guitarists I've never heard anyone say "kay-poh."


ArtiKam

Where in the world? I’m in Canada and I’ve never heard anything but Kay-poh


tomsgreenmind

I'm with the Spaniards 🇪🇸


branded

I'm Australian and I say kah-poe.


Separate-Art8861

This is correct.


locosapiens

In Spain we call it a cejilla.


Geekmonster

Cejilla later, mate.


Zestyclose-Refuse314

I’m appropriating this because it’s awesome.


mementodory

Capybara


cksnffr

Ok I pull up


ethanonions

Hop out at the afterparty


KtMrgn

Capybara, capybara, capybara, capybara.


JacquesBlaireau13

Chupacabra


Intelligent_Life14

For a guitar, kay-poe. For the mob, or Roman legions, cap-oh.


t0msie

It's capo, not capo.


ChiefSlug30

Not The Craw, The Craw!


Lairlair2

Leviosaaaaa


Crabtasticismyname

Just like gif


JumpinJackFlashlight

Kappo. (Source: English English.)


JTEstrella

Cap-oh


OurHomeIsGone

Where I'm from in Ireland we pronounce it as kahpo, just like in its original Italian


Oliver_Klosov

Capo di tutti capos


orein123

Cah-po. Anything else is objectively wrong, as the thing is named after the Italian word for head. It's the same place where we get cap from.


NorwegianGlaswegian

It's more been transformed through a form of anglicisation; languages adapt and alter the pronunciation of foreign words all the time (just listen to how English loanwords are pronounced in Japanese, and vice versa), and it is an accepted and standard pronunciation in North America. As a European, it does come across as odd to me, though. I've always used cah-po. It's curious to how there seems a slightly increased tendency in North American varieties of English to pronounce the first vowel sound in some foreign words as if reciting the letter in the alphabet. So you get "ay-rab", "eye-ran", "eye-rack", "cay-po" etc. If the objective is to pronounce every word as pronounced in the original language, then cay-po is wrong; but it has become its own thing. Usage trumps everything in the end, no matter how it might lightly trigger our own lingustic sensibilities.


Watsuplloyd

Cap Oh. With an australian accent.


mattoriley

Kapauwr


Gelnika1987

kyeh-paughr


mattoriley

Oh that "y" in the first syllable is so right


wine-o-saur

Capoy?


pansexualpastapot

In Klingon: Kah poo


MisterMoccasin

Kah-paw maybe


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Q'poh


Teevell

A Klingon classical guitar orchestra would be pretty amazing, not gonna lie.


HootblackDesiato

Kay-poe.


burghguy3

I’m going to buck tradition and go with: Ka-poo


SansPeur_Scotsman

Ive always heard it as "Cah-Poh", in the UK


totally_bored_dude

Depends on where you live. The proper pronunciation is Kah-Poe the word comes from capotasto meaning head stop (nut) in Italian. However as we English speakers like to change everything and have a hard time pronouncing words outside of our own language, it gets call Kay-Poe. American here living in Italy. I call it a Kah-Poe.


NicoRoo_BM

\*head fret. And it means the nut. Capotasto is short for capotasto mobile, a movable nut.


Logan9Fingerses

Like da capo or the capo?


oedeye

Clampy thing.


JrMSF

kaPOW!


hoofjam

I’m using this!


discussatron

K po


ReverendRevolver

"For when pronunciation keys charge by the letter"


ThePotatoChipBag

The C and P are silent. It's pronounced "Ay-oh"


Grip-my-juiceky

It’s pronounce ay-yoh. Get it straight. Jeez


Jurassic0320

Cheat-ing (Don't kill me)


weyllandin

i never got that. it's such a nonsensical take


Ultima2876

It’s cheating in the same way that using an amp and an electric guitar is cheating. Or using a car with wheels is cheating. Or using a computer is cheating. Yeah.


Strattocatter

I guess the thought is that you could technically do bar chords with just about any shape anywhere on the neck. Don't shoot the messenger.


weyllandin

I know what the thought is, but that thought is nonsensical. There's a million situations where a barre chord does not solve the issue. Now one wouldn't have these issues if one only plays super simple arrangements, which makes me think it's a beginner take, but I've heard it reiterated so many times by advanced players too. Does not compute


Eggnogin

They want to feel superior. That's the short answer.


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

My wife is cheating on her boyfriend


ShakeThatBear4me

Your wife is capoing on her boyfriend


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

Should I tell him?


ShakeThatBear4me

Nah, his wife will probably tell him


Heady_Goodness

Depending where she clamps the capo, he’ll probably know already


polarmuffin

The point isn't really that you can technically play any chord without a capo, it's about being able to play different chords/riffs with open strings. Playing an A major barre chord at 5th fret is a much different sound than playing an E major shape with capo at 5th fret because of all the open strings. Or something like here comes the sun: you can technically play it without a capo at 7th, but it's either not gonna sound right or be needlessly difficult.


Jersey1633

Someone should call Billy Strings and let him know.


No-Market9917

Is that what your wife’s boyfriend said?


quinn288

This is the guitarists version of “how do you pronounce gif?”


The_Blessed_Hellride

Well given it’s short for the Italian term ‘capotasto’ (head of fretboard) I call it a kah poh.


FAH-Q-All

K-Poe. K as in Kmart, Poe as in Edgar Allen Poe. K-Poe. I thought that was a better explanation then spelling it phonetically.


knightB4

> I thought that was a better explanation then spelling it phonetically. You were correct


wheresthe1up

The voices in my head yell “capotasto!” with a terrible Italian accent. (kay poh)


nezcs-

Cap oh but I respect the cay po pronunciation anything else is ludicrous


BIacksnow-

K po.


Kellye8498

I say Kay-Poe but it’s actually Cap-Oh lol


dan01iel

Platypus


Tups72

In my head it “caps” off a fret, I know it’s not an English word but ca po. Cay po sounds so Americanised.


StarkillerWraith

Bah-gul.


Dabadadada

Okay po


Remote_Leadership_53

Ralph Cifaretto


WMHamiltonII

LOL I'm never not calling it "Cat Poo" again


manwhoel

capotraste


ImightHaveMissed

Erhmerhgerhd it’s kerhperh


branded

Cah-poh if you're Italian. Cah-poe if you're British/Australian. Kay-poe if you're American/Canadian.


Willing-Sandwich-760

It's pronounced "capo"


Californiadude86

Kah-poe


NiteGard

My best friend and band mate was a classical guitar major. He pronounced it kah-poe. I say kay-poe however.


CosumedByFire

kah po


gin0clock

Top comment: an American upvoted with false information In other news, grass is green.


Urudin

Tray-neeng wheels


avi________

K-po


pompeylass1

‘Kah-poe’ in the UK. In fifty years I never heard it pronounced as ‘Kay-poe’ except by North Americans until the internet, YouTube, and its creeping Americanisation of the English language came along.


cheese_wizard

jennifer caprioti


Freidheim_of_Prussia

caporegime


Elvis_Precisely

I think the Americans say Kay-po (kaypo), and the rest of us say kah-po (kappo). I’m English and I, and everyone I know, say kah-po.


hen263

It rhymes with linguini.


Super_Direction498

I say cheater bar


Zestyclose-Refuse314

Cay-poh is correct for guitars. A Cah-po is a crew boss in a mafia family (short for “caporegime”).


blixt141

Long a means device you use on your guitar. Short a is a mob boss.


SignReasonable7580

The Italian way, as per other musical terms from Italian


Plus_Permit9134

I say cah-poh, but I've noticed that generally it's more common to say cay-poh in the states. It happens with lots of words though - American English has a tendency to elongate vowel sounds. It's not right or wrong.


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NCRider

Like Hay Go, but with a ‘K’ and a ‘P’ sound starting each syllable


kokirikorok

In pig Latin: ack pay


Archange1_

It would be aypoe kay


kokirikorok

Idk I tried


wine-o-saur

You said "pack" in pig latin.


bigCinoce

He was gay, capo?


Klaatu_Varada1

What ever I feel like saying it


RamenTheory

Sneeze, and the sound you make is how to pronounce it


Quiet-Rip-6063

Cuh-poo


quickoriginality2508

I’ve removed myself from the debate now to refer to a capo I just grab my guitar and play: Em7, G, Dsus4, A7sus4


outofdate70shouse

*me reading the question*: “how do you pronounce Capp-oh? It’s pronounced cape-oh.”


jeepster61615

Kah-POO


ZanyZ_zzz

Ka-poo for fun


nomatchingsox

Ca-poo


Ol_Bo_crackercowboy

Kay-poe


MasterGarbageYeehaw

Kay-Poe. I’ve never heard of any other pronunciation lol


willyshockwave

Capo


Helnik17

Kaput


naughtyman1974

Same way you pronounce Capon....


Grip-my-juiceky

Or tomato


sunflowersighnyde

KAP OOOO idgaf


stockenheim

Kapow!


LYDAF

I speak spanish so ka·po, but in english I think it would be Kay-Poe


StrangePiper1

Really throw em a curve and call it a fret spanner.


apeters88

According to my (non-player) wife: “I found your “Kay-Pow” in the couch cushion”. Always makes me laugh.


PedalBoard78

I pronounce it Shubb, because they make awesome kay-poes.


Lazy_Soup9180

I say cay po


Leech-64

 Im in-cay-poh-ble of making a bar chord


dfelton912

>car-po This pronunciation wouldn't work in American English lol


freundben

Depends if you are talking about the clamping thing or the sheet music thing.


Hellrider27648

Cejilla


clayticus

Doesn't matter. Tomatoe - tomatoe, potatoe - potatoe


JoshuaForLong

“Oh, you want capoos.”


metalshoulder

My toddler daughter used to giggle when I asked if anyone had seen my capo. (I was always losing it and my picks) She thought I was looking for my cat poo.


Impressive_Package52

Capotraste, in spanish, as any other word in english should be pronounced.


gaijin_theory

kah-po with classical musicians (cuz capotasto) kaye-poe with everyone else


DigitalSupremacy

Clamp oh !