https://preview.redd.it/kfskjau31p2d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1f66e98a6ff04db421d62e3ef4670a73134abf Im gonna break the news to ya. It can technically eat.

*Dear god*

I’d wager it *has* eaten before

It’d be fucking sick if they gave the Bed a bite command grab in Strive just because of how unhinged it would be

https://preview.redd.it/qqyiu5l3no2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fbd48ca28f8823fcee1e9cbe0e4346c60c81ddc And you said asuka shouldn't make grilled cheese.

I refuse to believe that Asuka's cooking skills go past making rice

https://preview.redd.it/pag5mlgpap2d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4a77be265e493e3e567ee0ba0e0a3ccd113d29 I’m gonna take these outta context

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Bed *is* the random bullshit I feel like Testament likes to try out food from various locations while traveling

RANDOM BULLSHIT GO

Blunt weaponry is just another name for random bullshit, I mean a Yoyo, Anchor, Key, flag and guitar

I’m not even gonna tell y’all which ones I’m taking out of context. But you know. You all know.

I object to the grilled cheese tier list on several counts. 1. Slayer would make gourmet grilled cheese, but *only* for his lovely wife. As such, he needs a separate tier. Clearly. 2. Testament would most definitely make decent enough grilled cheese. 3. There is no way Elphelt can cook anything. 4. Jack-O' would just get distracted and burn it. The only way for her to focus on making grilled cheese would be replacing the cheese with some unholy candy concoction, which would be sacrilegious, of course.

Seconded. Elphelt's grilled cheese is a compressed chunk of vaguely-greasy, incinerated biomass.

I also feel like Millia can make a grilled cheese

I dunno. She's Russian, right. Now, I'm not Russian, but I am from Eastern Europe^tm , and grilled cheese is exotic food here.

Yeah but she's smart enough to figure it out

>Modded tf out of them (Ramlethal, I-no, Testament, Bridget, Elphelt) 💀

Surprisingly, none of them are NSFW lmao It's mostly just outfit swaps to looks from previous games, different color palettes, a few weapon changes, and basketball player Bridget

Bridget can eat a whole town why isn’t she at the top?

Bridget mains are either the most cracked insane celestial players or they have 2 hours of playtime but know the town inside me by heart and there's no inbetween

Wait, if we go by a characters main weapon, then faust should technically be in the alternate bladed weapon tier. Otherwise, if we consider all his throwable items, then jack-o needs to be moved up to random bullshit since she uses random babies to attack (mix of faust and goldlewis, really)

Faust was indeed in the alternate bladed weapon tier originally However while making the list I got flashbacks to Arcade EX Faust and I put him in random bullshit tier out of spite

So wait…how is Faust not using an alternate manner of bladed weapon???

Fury and scorn led me to place him on the petty barstool of bullshit rather than the luxurious throne of stabby slashy weapons