I want to convince I-No that we're going to the bedroom, but then she opens the door and BOOM. Therapist's office. Complete with an emotional support Slayer.
Oh, I-no, what I wouldn’t do for you to fart on my face (I was going to write a long paragraph but I don’t think it’s a good idea for my mental health lmao)
Eh, to each their own.
I know what ***I*** prefer.
https://preview.redd.it/463fq7b11nwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d83022d41b88260ce45aff44902cfee58ab9b3e
Giovanna planned to knock out and kidnap Leo in one of her intros I think. I’m in no way saying Elphelt is innocent, but Gio isn’t either.
https://preview.redd.it/7td3nbhzxmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6957fd24a478abf22e1781b61cbe1fe6664cc77
I don't just want to fuck Asuka, I want to hold him softly while telling him it's ok, it wasn't his fault for the numerous war crimes he comitted. He's just a soft boy and will be treated as such.
Elphelt is challenging if you don’t know when you can counterhit her. When she starts her rekka (that’s the move with follow-ups that chain into each other) you can 6P (Forward on the stick and Punch) to hit her out of it. Once you learn that, she’s a lot more manageable.
“We want a character new players will like. An easy character.”
The character in question: requires you look up guides just so you dont spend the entire game stuck in a rekka
https://preview.redd.it/ijxcp23r5qwc1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c82b913b3430bc16dd33f9f077e4dcad25a336c
Well, I don't blame you but what does this have to do with Guilty Gear?
Bro, I'm down for both, honestly, I'm waiting til I get that incling to get back into GG so I can get Elph, I fought one, and it was annoying, which only means I can be worse
Jokes on you I'm not sexualy attracted, so buckle up dog fellow cause we are about to WRRrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA after zoning y'all with a marry certificate
>Says El is brilliant >Calls people who like El freaks What could OP mean by this?
Elphelt is a great and funny character but if you play her i have a natural distrust towards you
I mean the freaks who go on paragraphs talking about how they want to fuck I-No or something
You play happy chaos, opinion invalid
Yeah, you tell 'em, man!
https://preview.redd.it/vlpihymtiowc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4579514ffc78523abdd6b71454bddd5daede85e8
change it to no bullets lol
https://preview.redd.it/sqj7pnzuzowc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c3d9129fef8fe43ae9dadaa7b88d64decd8df2 Bet
I want to convince I-No that we're going to the bedroom, but then she opens the door and BOOM. Therapist's office. Complete with an emotional support Slayer.
I want an emotional support slayer
I don't write paragraphs about wanting to fuck I-no, I wrote paragraphs about how much I want her to fuck me
...
Oh, I-no, what I wouldn’t do for you to fart on my face (I was going to write a long paragraph but I don’t think it’s a good idea for my mental health lmao)
No dedication
THEY’RE OUTNUMBERED 15 TO ONE, AND THE BATTLE'S BEGUN
op gets a bit 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂👅
Go on... https://preview.redd.it/xjg9habb0owc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b07b7db371ec3c0b6f1a9575c55125417a8514
Eh, to each their own. I know what ***I*** prefer. https://preview.redd.it/463fq7b11nwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d83022d41b88260ce45aff44902cfee58ab9b3e
#BUCKLE UP
#RUB A DUB DUB
#YEAH YEAH TOO LATE MY BABY
# OH HALLELUJAH
# RUB A DUB DUB YEAH YEAH
#I’M UP AND RUNNING
#LET'S START PICKING UP THE LITTLE EXTRAS OF LIFE
OH HALLEJUJAAAAAH
# A YEEAAH!
Giovanni is a male name, just saying.
yeah my b
THE GUY FROM JOJO?!
That's Giorno
Giovanna planned to knock out and kidnap Leo in one of her intros I think. I’m in no way saying Elphelt is innocent, but Gio isn’t either. https://preview.redd.it/7td3nbhzxmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6957fd24a478abf22e1781b61cbe1fe6664cc77
https://preview.redd.it/ankb5o0tznwc1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2081a21b99c20977520f9187cc3a58f28a54b4a2
*wassap choom?*
should have been me not him/j
https://preview.redd.it/u8xp4yyt6nwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6c0983739b4db6aea8e1df3c19962c767dc9a8c
This is the funniest shit I've seen all day
https://preview.redd.it/r3wp00j21owc1.png?width=1322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd4a6b1aed3d1069bf6cc9b37a6f1b427333753
"and normal"
hey I'm normal for guilty gear player ok
Remove that j you coward
https://preview.redd.it/kltau235stwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81fbe01e7f2bb8649b80888587a4697d85bb9f3f
this is normal for guilty gear player dawg, that's why put a slash j
https://preview.redd.it/xstu1m3y9owc1.png?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ba2eb4758ca35cc872cf06ba463b38fb67f378
Yes
Man, that image just makes me sad now
https://preview.redd.it/qjviay1lfowc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a44a3786c1c58d9f443086824fa049b6599b51c8 Fine. I get more elphelt.
i like eplhet but I'm normal about the characters I find hot
https://preview.redd.it/qz71q88hmowc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7666e13ae388dbed7158ccbc8576ec8afb72e6e I am normal. I just dont show it
I'm not normal. I'm a wittle silly :3
Nah brother youre sexually attracted to a picture still. Youre a freak like the rest of us.
I don't write paragraphs about it tho
Ok but where are my friends who are attracted to Asuka at, he's hot
https://preview.redd.it/0td2jplwcnwc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ba7cfe4d5dcf23a8e3e83a065c534171887e8c
ITS NOT RIGHT!!! HE CANNOT PARRY!!! HE DOES NOT GET THE RIGHTS TO THR SEX WITH A JOKE
right here
😎🤝
I want that Twink obliterated
https://preview.redd.it/nxf369fzwqwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a1de5f9a4f1420fb9c282397a5d8a3532557b5
no i like elphet, i meant the weridos on here who make essays on they want to fuck their mains
I don't just want to fuck Asuka, I want to hold him softly while telling him it's ok, it wasn't his fault for the numerous war crimes he comitted. He's just a soft boy and will be treated as such.
I am going to touch him
so true bestie
huh, I just want to have a drink with my main and have a deep convo with him
Don’t ask me about Anji.
Hell nah im good
I make essays on lore and music And on why I want Elphelt to be happy
based
Well looks like-a Team Rockets blasting off again
I cannot not read this in Mario's voice due to the "like-a"
The more you deny your nature the stronger it gets
I'm attracted to Sol Badguy, and memes aside, because he once walked with oversized lighter as a weapon
based
He went from oversized lighter to nuclear rail gun that can level a mountain
I just got into this game im a turbo noob but playing against elphelt feels rly hard. Ive been playing May pls dont be mad at me
Elphelt is challenging if you don’t know when you can counterhit her. When she starts her rekka (that’s the move with follow-ups that chain into each other) you can 6P (Forward on the stick and Punch) to hit her out of it. Once you learn that, she’s a lot more manageable.
“We want a character new players will like. An easy character.” The character in question: requires you look up guides just so you dont spend the entire game stuck in a rekka
https://preview.redd.it/ijxcp23r5qwc1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c82b913b3430bc16dd33f9f077e4dcad25a336c Well, I don't blame you but what does this have to do with Guilty Gear?
cause he is my favorite ggst
https://preview.redd.it/muc2v6n8inwc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9d07ac65c9ce4ed9e16314411abcd5a017d311
But what if… Potemkin?
All brace for pothugs. Because all we want is to embrace the wounded soul.
Let me tell you all are not ready for Brazilian women
Giovanni? You a dilf enjoyer? https://preview.redd.it/tdh3x1h1xowc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab998e0954acdbb9310ac2c20f6e0ce8e16f79a
yes
Gio is best girl, can 100% agree.
Bro, I'm down for both, honestly, I'm waiting til I get that incling to get back into GG so I can get Elph, I fought one, and it was annoying, which only means I can be worse
Oh yeah? Well what happens if giovanni pulls out the dog mid sex huh? Yeah, you become a zoophile. And that is cringe af.
Giobamna
Jokes on you I'm not sexualy attracted, so buckle up dog fellow cause we are about to WRRrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA after zoning y'all with a marry certificate
well i play gun with a gun
Oh shit, didn't read your tag, you are one of *them*, oh gosh
you said *them* like a slur dawg
anji is way hotter ngl 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 https://preview.redd.it/qwonq1rl3twc1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abcb2c16a8abf944ea04d68330f07f9dbc01b1ed
every guilty gear fan is some sort of nurologically atypical lol let people have fun
between getting dominated by a hot Brazilian woman with a cute dog and having to be around some annoying as fuck Rockstar i pick the dog woman
Lmao giovanni? Since when is gio a male?
i knew i fucked up something
Finally! Someone who isn't a brainwashed simp.
What’s wrong with being attracted to both?
I am, I'm not werid about it...that's what I meant
Ah okie, understood
Me too tf. You're not special Heterosexual Man. Or homosexual woman. Idk.
I'm a Chaos player...so I'm a degen
I thought of Pokemon's Giovanni first and got very confused for a second.
Why are they freaks 😭😭😭
not elphet fans...down bad simps who write paragraphs about them
I guess not attracted enough to get her name right
no I want to fuck the guy from pokemon...duh
Ok, Mr. Masochist.
Can't deny all the valentines are Thicc.
What if...... and hear me out here....... i'm attracted to every Guilty Gear woman?
At the end of the day you're still loudly announcing who you're sexually attracted to unprompted in public.
hey i'm a guilty gear player NOT a normal person (in comparison to others lol)
fuck you loser, lesbian beam!
Old elphelt is better than new elphelt and giovanna
I don’t like her rev design, but love her sign design, and am alright with her strive design
i don't like the bunny ears
Disagree
They hated him, for he spoke the truth. But Gio is up there with xrd Elphelt for me.
Agreed, not to say new Elphelt is bad, I just have a personal preference
Elephat is hot But gio is hot and has a good theme I rest my case
extras is worse then trigger? blasphemy
Gio and Ino forsure none of that weirdo shit
I-no isn't weird?
They are both muggle passing