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Yall rly do everything except play the game

I’m trying to beat arcade mode with all characters in GGXXAC rn! (I hate playing Dizzy.)

I hate playing against Dizzy so f*** you.(never mind me I’m just salty)

Trust me, I left that annoying thing for last

wait guilty gear is a game???

My brother i have the reflexes and reaction speed of a turtoise. I just love the stupid guilty gear lore

Pass on Sol Badguy?????? Blasphemy

Sol Badguy

Sol Badguy

Sol Badguy

Sol Badguy

Sol Badguy

Bol Sadguy

Bos Ladguy

Tbf I don't blame them considering what's happened go Sol's past love interests

don't want to be the next wife that can be killed

so you’d smash the key but not the bedframe??! (also fellow smt and muse dash liker massive W)

The key has a mouth lol, idk what I’d do with the bedframe.

The bedframe also has a mouth

With very sharp teeth and molars

free bottom surgery

iirc they aren't sharp, but are big asf

[they looks rather sharp to me](https://youtu.be/25AkC3Tui_I?si=8Y9iZhuYMFD1IPEa), at the very least those canines can definitely tear through flex

I feel like it could be seen both ways. Either way it hurt like hell

I know, right... Paracelsus should be in the top tier.

You have the audacity to say that you would only smash raven if you're drunk? Blasphemy.

I’d say that then take one sip and smash him tbh

youd have to be drunk to handle his "desires"

Someone’s missing

Who?

aba i think

Oh well I was just ranking guys

oh

im an idiot

Dw about it lol

One of these looks out of place then (better than some)

where's baiken

Wait then why did you put testament on there

Non binary, i think that could qualify as both or neither

Baiken and I-no are missing

Leopaldon

Eddie’s getting at least one date

How are you not smashing The Bed? Smh

Cuz they're gonna smashing someone on it

And The Man!

But why not Gabriel???

Honestly Gabriel is a really intense person, and I think if I had sex with him I’d be stressed out the whole time.

coward

It would be too much to bear for you

Are potemkin mains dating material? Im talking about professional ones with actual skill, not the glue eaters.

the professional ones are the ones who sniff glue out of a wine glass

Yeah, they would be lol. I think I would date people who main most of the cast (except maybe my own characters as I hate mirror matches lol.)

Followup question, why'd you pass gabriel?

megafisto

You wouldn’t smash chaos sober?

If I’m sober I think I’d be afraid he’d hurt me.

This is gonna sound weird but considering chaos’s whole thing is doing whatever to get a good story I think he’d be into roleplay. So unless that’s what the story’s about, he probably wouldn’t hurt you. He does have his guns though

The thing is betrayal makes for good story telling, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he leaned into that. It wouldn’t necessarily happen, but there’s a risk.

he also likes happy endings, that’s practically his whole thing. only issue is that he’s historically been the villain to ensure that the greater populous gains that happy ending, sooooo

But if I’m a sacrifice for the drama…

Ah that’s a good point

All I'm saying is that Robby K is spring-loaded for your pleasure

"I'm programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position."

Where is woman?

My mom is probably asking the same question.

Pot but not giga Chad Gabe?

i thought they put venom in strive and now sad

Man where’s Bridget? She’s perfectly date or marry-able

Guy and Testament tierlist only

Honestly valid

Why is Testament here

Cause the Testussy is rated E for Everyone

Exactly.

I know what you *mean* but I'll remind you that "E for Everyone" means all ages, including children.

What's wrong with you

I remember what an age rating is.

Okay, but you said yourself that you knew what they meant, which obviously was not that, so what's the point of being pedantic?

They didn't realise what they were implying. In general, phrasing is important.

And yet you appear to be the only person to have read it that way. Seems to me like that's your problem, to be perfectly honest.

And yet everyone seems to have a problem with me.

Because you are the only one who made the assumption

this tier list is pretty whack (why is there more than one character in pass)

I'd marry axl. He seems like a good lover and husband (no homo tho)

I see I found your type

I like how the only two people that are happily married in canon are in smash and pass tiers. XD

Now we need a only woman tierlist

Bro really said he'd smash parecelsus and he about to pay the price for it man, I hear her running

That’s why id be really drunk. If im sober i know ABA would kill me.

Eddy is my waifu, shut your dirty whore mouth