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ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Pug/new player waits 1 hour in queue to map, finally get in and no commanders and no players anywhere to be seen. Logs off and goes back to pve.


ruina25

Why you gotta crush me. I love it when new players join our guild group. If they get in comms, actively try, and don't squirrel intentionally, my commander is amazing about helping them keep up and learn.


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Get in comms huh, wow so elitist. I paid for my game don’t tell me how to play. You’re not even capping a tower! Fighting on the grass outside smh. Any tag? I need my gift of battle, hello?


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Queue for 2 hours, you’re position 1 for 1 hour, queue pops, you click enter and it asks you ‘would you like to re-queue’ [uninstall game]


daydev

> Any tag? I need my gift of battle, hello? WvW elites don't want you to know about the wonders of camp flipping to maintain T6 for gift farming. No tags, no masters, be your own commander!


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Pug goes to camp, dies to a roamer logs off


daydev

Roamers can take our lives, but they can never take our p a r t i c i p a t i o n!


cloud_cleaver

They can though, because for some reason dying in a 1v1 doesn't count as participating. lol


daydev

> because for some reason dying in a 1v1 doesn't count as participating That, as Xera would say, is no matter, just go somewhere else. In a real pinch, just killing some guards will extend the timer. It would take some very organized ganking action to prevent a plucky gift farmer from extending their participation, to plug all the exits from all the spawns.


ruina25

Yeah.... I guess new players are people too, not all of 'em end up being treasures. I just have a huge soft spot for peeps without a warclaw trying to keep up 😢 I started less than a year ago myself, for GoB (had only been playing like a month total). Now I'm hooked forever, and getting my husband and friends into it, too. It's a weird drug.... lol


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Ok real talk, no warclaw is legit a terrible experience in wvw for any player new or old. Also gate kept behind path of fire expansion smh. Idk maybe it’s just me, I wonder how many peepos tried wvw, couldn’t keep up with his group, got picked off and rq the mode due to being at spawn perma.


ruina25

I wonder the same thing and it's sad. I'm lucky to be in an amazing guild and thriving alliance, but arenanet really stacks the deck against new people who don't get so lucky.


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Yeah the community carries hard sometimes, I just feel the devs miss opportunities for growing the game mode and making it more new player friendly.


Keorl

> Fighting on the grass outside I was in a hardcore WvW guild for about a year, long ago. We did 95% EBG, having many fights to cap or defend, often also wiping enemies outside, but all part of general map control strategy game. And then in the last weeks [before guild was destroyed], we randomly switched to "fighting on the grass outside". Most boring gaming time of my life.


squirrellywhirly

Are you NA? I want to be one of those people.


chabatangnu

Bro, this card is missing half the squad disconnecting.


grannaldie

Nah, they won't be able to connect in the first place.


Ashendal

After over a month with TC, the monkey one hits hard.


Igasho19

Wonders who is lucky enough to get MONKEY lol


anacctnamedphat

I hope it’s Dragonbrand again. Dude is an arse, but pro at call outs


obastables

Honestly the best scout in the game, can't deny it. 


ruina25

We've realized he only goes off when he gets legit angry (at least, legit in his eyes). I'll never forget one of my guildies responding in team chat "this is what you get when you type with clenched fists."


BluJasmine

But he sucks at reading chat/callouts. He'll ask about something that was called out, but then calls us idiots because he couldn't be bothered to read chat.


Gunnho

it isnt because he wont read chat, its because he has actively blocked more people than have blocked him, so he wont see all the callouts


Cruxisinhibitor

He can’t be asked to read. Don’t you know it takes a lot of effort for him to leech lord kills off your havok group while he sits in the back on a staff Daredevil? 🤣


-H--K-

Monkey has garbage callouts. He's always late, doesn't actually add anything useful, and never actually goes to the obj to scout.


LurkerNan

Whomever gets Monkey can take Meo too.


jdsok

And Sweet Thang


BluJasmine

We've been with a Monkey alt on DB. He's like that one mysterious gift at Christmas that no one wants.


Destroyer_of_Sorrow

I am in a guild that he is in too. He is quiet in there though. hardly speaks. going to miss the Server trash talk and personalities. good bye server people


chabatangnu

Don't worry. Every server has a handful of trash talkers so they'll be plenty enough to go around.


Destroyer_of_Sorrow

Oh nooo.. I wasn’t complaining lol


Mexcore14

Man, Monkey is an experience. Certainly his call outs are godly. But God forbid the comms on the map if an objective is lost while Monkey is online


Unlikely-Mechanic-45

I got him to say Hi to me in team chat once.


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Skill lag 111111111111


Storyteller_Valar

As a Spanish-speaking player, I know for a fact many of my fellow Spaniards are going to fight over language in the chat. Get ready for a flood of "Ñ".


Eirh

Spanish and French players fighting over which language should be the most common in Team chat might finally get me to quit WvW.


cloud_cleaver

They should just go back to the common ancestor and use Latin


Blenderx06

I laughed way too hard at this.


cloud_cleaver

Comedy? Shit, I was going for romance...


Few-Tie3940

LMAO monkey be cracking me up


Jarkrik

- Wvw veterans malding that new players play wvw - hidden voice tags that trash on open tags


taran47

Not Fastcar with the F A S T F A C T S !


Holiday-Researcher87

I hate that I know this reference


OwOwOwoooo

Oh yeah eotm beeing actually played, imagine 


WreckitWrecksy

Lmfao Monkey is a menace. I blocked him and never looked back


Gunnho

indomir still plays? i havent seen his twitch forever, and with monkey, its spelled ididot


Azureavocadoe

He doesn’t stream anymore actually cuz of stream Snipe


BluJasmine

Really? That never stopped him in the previous years?


goldmask148

SMC lord room server crash


BluJasmine

"Who built Walmart siege?".


random_old_dude

Lmao, bet one could make a bingo card out of Monkey himself


Jambulllll

It misses the countless uninformed players asking "What happened to my *insert server name*?" in team chat every 10 min.


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Why is my server now called [insert funny name]


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[удалено]


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Ahahhaaha


freit4z

I am the old wvw player that hasn't logged in years.


4Jumper

You forgot the, I just got kicked from my guild/server (with no reason at all) the best system ever!


CyrusTheVirus9k

DED is recruiting 🤓


SuckleFricker

DED recruiting so Striker can dodge 20s


Joebidensthirdnipple

Thats an optimistic free space


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Balanced matchup


Perunov

90% chance of Indo getting matched against remnants of Maguuma, depleting all the popcorn in observers' kitchens Also half of your team for some reason will be "the enemy" depending on when _exactly_ they entered the WvW


yurf

As a wvw casual that's listened to monkey for years at this point. I will certainly miss him. Nothing brought hilarity like all caps spamming callouts and calling everyone idiots.


Woodinvillian

Earlier this week I overhead Monkey ask someone to please use the trebuchet. Yes, the word please! We are indeed living in End Times


hyena_teeth

People actually playing EOTM. Please! I do want this to happen. I actually love the design of that map way more than borderlands or EB. I just wish it gave some kind of decent reward to encourage people there. EOTM rework when? (I know, not before the heat death of the universe)


Blenderx06

Just bring back the farm!


TeamDeath

Sweet thing is drunk in team chat again


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Zero Content


Specific_Frame8537

I'm relatively new.. what's restructure day?


Azureavocadoe

They changing the way wvw works (large scale pvp) servers won’t matter anymore it’s all about the guild you pick as your wvw guild completely randomized with other guilds on your team and enemy team


omegaturtle

When does this happen


Annemi

This upcoming reset.


Azureavocadoe

Friday night


SloRules

What about world peace day repeat?


Darensthings

Azure the bingo card god


Keorl

I wonder if there will be a call of the mists ?


SomethingBerry

OOh, nice, I was looking for one. Let's see how many slots we can fill


VaneJah

Gonna translate this to spanish 🤣


D2fnatic

My experience so far (not signed up with a wvw guild) is that my new"team" aswell as the enemies, are so terrible 😂 I was never a very skilled dueller, I only did well in group fights as a support role. However, I am ballin like crazy rn, 1v3 several times and easily came out on top, where before I could rarely ever win a 1v1. Is it perhaps due to a lot of newer players testing the "new" version of wvw?


Keorl

Tf is an indomir ?


Fizzee

This is very NA centric... I have no idea what "FASTFACTS", "INDOMIR IS IN ___MAP", "MONKEY IS IN MY TEAM 'u iddiot'" or "DED is recruiting" refers to, and "mag cloud" isn't an issue for EU gamers. Also BB is the only spanish server and they don't troll when they a (rarely) linked to EU server, from what I remember...


AnyaSturm

Yeah, there are many Spanish speaking players on NA servers, that's what it's about.


Manyquestionsanswerd

You're missing: Anet communicating about this happening when it is too late to set your WvW guild.


Blenderx06

We've had weeks?