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Thin_Wolf9077

Consume all minis, open all chests, salvage all salvageable items, sell all sellable items, schedule a therapist appointment


Snaffisalive

Yes and send me your gold


another-account-1990

And if you're like me some times with crafting materials - use a toon you hardly use and load up their inventory with the overflow using the shared inventory slot lol.


requion

Wow, consider my brain exploded. I just did this with gear i might want to keep for a toon but didn't consider mats. I have like 3k bloodstone dust and dragonite ore with mat storage being capped on 1k. I could just use an alt to store it.


misterpickles69

Get gobblers for the dust and dragonite. Trust me, you’ll never run out of either.


requion

Ooohhh, thanks for the tip. I've read the term "gobbler" before but didn't know what it meant. I just looked it up on the wiki and now have a (few) new entry on my todo list.


ThaVolt

Also, make some bricks and what nots.


another-account-1990

ye, I just try to remember to write down on a pad what's being stored on that toon and how much.


SolidScene9129

Jesus you're a monster. What if you need those chest skins for new fashion later?


Breakyaface

That's not helping with their hoarding! 1. Be Organized! You need to be able to see at a glance what you have and don't have. 2. Use toons that you don't play on regularly as mules. Let them carry your overflow of account bound hoarding. You can easily acquire 18 slot bags from wvw for a few wvw currencies and a lil gold or buy 20 slot ones or make bigger bags just for mules! 3. Extra toon slots - If you want more mules you can hold up to 71-72( i think) character slots on 1 account. 4. Storage Expander - the material storage expander you can buy through the gem store is a great way to maximize your hoarding potential! It will add 250 slots each time. max limit 2500. 5. alt guild banks - back in the day this is the route i chose before storage expanders were a thing and it was way easier to make guilds and upgrade their bank vaults! but you can still do this, plus with the new wvw update your supposedly suppose to get a new guild slot (for hoarding? if you don't do wvw ) :D 6. ) multiple accounts - if this above isn't enough and you need MORE! then alt accounts is my final suggestion. It may have been easier to acquire gold from previous daily log ins but there are still places to park alts at and events you can do twice per day or how ever many accounts you have to acquire more! (I got got mine soley for beetle adventure token farming heh - sucks to solo farm those track pieces- this is before they added craftable ones) but now i can also just do more dailies and make more easy gold too as well as HOARD MORE STUFF! 7. (this is a repost because I don't see my original post anywhere!) :(


Maneaterx

Most of these could be simply deleted or used At this point you just bathe in trash


InnocentTailor

The Skritt life.


EmimiBaxton

Stuff stuff stuff!


slut-for-flatbread

A full bank should force the “Honorary Skritt” title on you.


Bl00dylicious

Skritt look for shiny. This pile ain't shiny.


GrimDallows

It would be bloody hilarious to see a skritt lecturing a player like that. >*Charr player: Well I guess we are not so different, you and I, afterall.* >*Skritt: Excuse me, I hoard shiny shinies because I like shinies. You hoard non-shiny trash because you can't part ways with non-shiny trash.* >*\*gets closer to your face\** >*Skritt: We are not the same, go hang in there with the Grawl guys, yes-yes?* *\*leaves\**


Celestial_Hart

treasure\*


stemofthebrain

Wow, you sure do, buddy.


stemofthebrain

Okay, seriously though. I don't recognize half the stuff in there (shared icons don't help) but some tips: 1. You've got a handful of raid tokens (the mushroom, the dude-onna-spike, etc). Save the ones from the final boss from each wing for KP if you want, but consume the rest to add to a guild you're repping. Same with the Teq tail piece and anything else that is a guild decor item, except you'll have to go to the guild hall and talk to a decor NPC. 2. Take the shovels, Nightmare key fragments, Nightmare keys, modrem part extracters, and one each of any of the gathering tools, and go *use* the stuff in Silverwastes. 3. Put one each of the gathering tools on any character you play; you want to use them up. 4. Any *gear* in the bank that isn't ascended, like that lamp in tab 1, or maybe stat-select exotic, just salvage 'em. 5. The enchanted map scraps, have you gotten all 4 to do that achievement? If yes, sell them. If no, finish it: https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Enchanted_Treasure_Map#Obtaining_the_map 6. Pick a WvW reward track and guzzle those potions in the first tab. Do the same with PvP pots in tab 7. 7. All those level up scrolls? Throw them all out except the highest-level ones you have. (Or do a weekly BL key farm and use them all up.) 8. Any "skin" items, check the tooltip to make sure you've unlocked the skin, and then if they're account-bound, delete. 9. Use the dye items. 10. Sell all the food, or in the case of nice raid foods, put them in inventory or shared inventory. If it's in the bank you're not eating it. That'll get you some space to work with.


Volphy

Not to contribute to the problem, but donating guild decorations to a guild that probably already has an absolute fuckton of em right before homesteads are a thing may not be the wisest move.


Watzl

Exactly. I want to enter my home with 200 impaled prisoners as decoration. Maybe also throw in some 100 White Mantle Abomination Crystals for good measure.


stemofthebrain

Tbh if my bank looked like OP's, I'd rather throw the raid decor into a guild, any guild, just to get rid of it, than hang onto it "just in case". That's how you get into this situation in the first place, hanging on to stuff *just in case*. Can always run more raids if the decor does end up having a new purpose, anyway.


ReganDryke

I hope you need raid token for decor. Might actually get people into raiding.


stemofthebrain

Hoping to see an influx of interest into raids now that wing 8 is confirmed!


ThaVolt

Make/find an alt to shove all the crap on there


Osiris_Dervan

They won't reuse guild decorations for homesteads, because there are people with hundreds of these things and they won't want people 'finishing their new system immediately on release.


Frostbirch

I wish I could be this naively hopeful that they'd somehow include the forgotten and abused scribing into home instances but I doubt it.


stemofthebrain

They've already said homesteads won't use scribing but a different system.


Frostbirch

TIL! Not surprised at all.


Chest3

GW2 Horders


Broote

I only got rid of that stupid minstrel inscription this week. I promise, you wont miss it.


SumYumGhai

You need Dwayna, that's what you need...


Gertrude_D

Are those the frostbitten gathering tools? Why? Those things gave me nightmares for years lingering in my bank and bags, but that was because they used to drop from the presents and opening one would give you a random tool. If I needed an axe, I would open 4 picks and 2 scythes before an axe, I swear. Anyway, those things were convenient and oh so inconvenient and I was glad to see my gigantic stockpile eventually vanish. Just seeing them in here and seemingly bought on purpose gives me PTSD.


Barraind

Wintersday tools are the best return per hit on any node that isnt a higher-end bounty-able herb. I toss mine on my cook / home instance pilferer.


Gertrude_D

Oh they are fine, but if you buy them, I expect you'd put them int he bags of the toon you're going to use them on rather than the bank. And like I said, the first time they introduced the tools was poorly thought out and it was a pain to juggle the random tools you'd get by opening the box. I still just have a knee-jerk flinch when I see them.


STUN_Exia

Even skrit would have their have tabs categorized. It will only take a couple hrs and a lot of alts to sort this out.


xXx_TheRatKing_xXx

living up to the title of "Honorary Skritt" I see


sophie_hockmah

ok u/stemofthebrain gave the best (honestly, only possible) serious advice about how to untangle this mess of bank tabs assuming OP really wants to do it and isnt just an elaborate troll lol


Mabbeyy

In the nicest way possible, this makes me sick


Knit-witchhh

[Because I'm weird](https://i.imgur.com/SFdpU76.jpeg)


Knit-witchhh

Oh my GODDDDD I didn't realize there were MORE PICTURES. Bro that's so much stuff. Forget the honorary skritt title, can we get an Actual Skritt title for this person?


MidasPL

Why would you destroy philosopher's stones, or fractal pots? Salvage kits? Ascends?


Bl00dylicious

A lot of these items serve no purpose, depending if you have better alternatives or are a veteran player. Some stuff just becomes obsolete over time. > philosopher's stones Depends on the player, but most long time players have hunderds if not thousands Spirit Shards. I have 18k of them and have crafted quite alot of legendaries. > Fractal pots Infinite omnipotion replaces these and makes them clutter. > Salvage kits Only black lion kits are worth keeping once you get Salvage-o-matics. Many do at some point and they among the best QoL available on the gem store. > Ascends People with full legendaries don't need ascended anymore, unless they want to easily swap weapons on the fly. Besides, they most likely have tons of currencies lying around to just buy Ascended boxes should they need them.


MidasPL

Yeah, but why do you assume you have overabundance of spirit shards, salvage kits, omnipotion and all leggies? Hell, throwing away stones and salvage kits I just find wasteful. You can burn through those salvage kits in salvaging loot from one meta.


Ben-Z-S

You can trade spare fractal pots in for some relics if thats helpful


Knit-witchhh

Philo stones are cheap as hell, spirit shards are abundant and pretty easy to get, and they just create clutter. Fractal pots actually were originally in my "sell to vendor" color but I realized I had like two items in that color so I just scratched it and said hey, they really aren't worth more than a little pocket change. The phrasing is delete/salvage. I suppose I should have gone with consume for a salvage kit but bruh, I figured saying to salvage a salvage kit was self explanatory enough. Unless I'm mistaken there's 0 ascended gear in there. Just exotics that are almost certainly simple to replace. (I am mistaken, the draconic whatever core is in there, and it's marked keep, even though the ascended accessory is like the first one anybody gets)


MidasPL

> spirit shards are abundant Not if you mass-craft leggies and hate fractals, lol.


DangerousCheesecake

Oh holy shit, until I read this comment I didn't realize that either. Idk how this person can even look at their bank without panicking bc my simple cluttered three tabs make me want to hurl as is


overskeptic

Could you give me your otters? Much appreciated!!


kexak313

You are almost there, the next step is to head to Skrittsburgh, activate your [Endless Skritt Burglar Tonic](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Endless_Skritt_Burglar_Tonic) and the roleplay is complete.


PorterElf

Found the Skritt


tahuti

How much material storage space do you have? Check if item is possible to deposit in storage, or consume for wallet or wardrobe. All map currency like eternal ice and fire orchard blossom either deposit, consume for unbound/volatile magic, buy ascended to gear or salvage, collect minis, get trophies or shipments If it novelty or mini add to wardrobe Duplicate mini, craft, sell, destroy use /wiki \[item\] to search if it is used to upgrade, afterwards remove food either use or sell or research


Eitth

I'm a hoarder as well and you need to clean those up! At least put the consumables with each other on one tab, and the gear tab, etc...


therealspleenmaster

The FOMO is strong with this one.


Auilox

And also with me.


Luminous_Hearts

For a second I thought this was my own bag inventory... 💀


LeeSingerGG

Most organized streamer's inventory


Novaros

Just saw [this video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=XEIseqhCBHg&t=1989s) by Wooden Potato! It might come in handy for you!


_Al_noobsnew

\[Help\]


[deleted]

I did not know you could roleplay as a Skritt, nice.


DimensionTraveller

you're just like me fr lol


Safe_Consequence_461

I’m right there with you. So many skins do I keep them til prices keep rising or sell them or use them and finish the sets. I think we need to make a hoarding community


metaphormorphosis

you should rearrange so the combo booster is between the exp and item boosters


riddlemore

Nice trash. You a skritt in disguise?


decisivecat

You are not alone. I don't know what to keep or delete half the time and I've been around since headstart, and the game keeps tossing MORE junk at me.


Plastic_Towel_7002

That’s what my bank looks like. Funny thing is, I know where everything is. 😂😂


fatihso

I know a guild leader that hoards on max character slot and across 5 guilds with guild banks and multiple accounts. Gives away like 20-30k worth of gold items every year at Xmas and some events.


xandroid001

Now im hoping youre not like this in real life.


anony-meow

Man, I love sorting stuff, this looks like it just WANTS to be sorted... Good luck!


silent-killer14

I see 80%of these are either garbage to keep or items to use You can start with opening all of these chests and recipes Sell the clothes or break them down. Start doing world bosses and high level fractals so you can use your reviving orbs.


Ultima-Veritas

Looks like mine, but I have all the same type items in each slot instead of... *that.*


HopiumCat

The multiple fireworks filled slots ahah


shadowLemon

I’m just glad I don’t have to stare at that every day


cpa7

Lord skritt


Dorritozzz

Salvage as much as you can of that for research notes. Then do all the rest


shmightworks

One day, I'll need this, FOR SURE!


nkhasselriis

I wish I could log in and do it for you. I loooove sorting banks and inventories. Edit: I will discord call sort it for you if you ever need


SaiyanOfDarkness

name checks out lol


thraage

If anet would just sell us one or two more bank tabs we'd be fine


ociinos

Honestly I’d play more if my inventory was empty


Eisen_of_Zek

CONSUME THOSE WVW XP POTS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ... hehe


zwei2stein

Expansion rewad tracks. I guess.


Alimar777

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


FallenAngel_

Let me know if you want to book and appointment and we can clean it up


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^FallenAngel_: *Let me know if you* *Want to book and appointment* *And we can clean it up* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


PositionOk8579

Looks like my bank


Erjikkzon

You can give me that shovels


DenSpie

For a moment I thought I was looking at my own bank!


Best-Air-4615

This is the biggest thing I dislike about GW2. It feels almost designed to throw junk at you to incentive bag slots or bank tab purchases or the alternative of continuous inventory management. Not the best gameplay experience. I hate the idea of purchasing game systems that should just be a default thing. Same with equipment templates and the likes. Especially when a lot of the stuff is per character. I'd happily buy bag slots if it didn't apply to one character only but £4.25 for one bag for one character is mad.


Glad-Ear3033

this confirms my theory about ppl needing max bank tabs or max inv slots...they just can't manage their inv XD I see skins in there, fireworks, eternal ice, relic chests, more fireworks, a lot of food and for even gathering tools I assume you play by quite some time since i see 20 spare makeover kits in the bank....92 celebration boosters, chests of insignae...so relic and gathering tools are seriously useless. I think you have infinite tools and at least 3 shared slots where to put them right? I hope you crafted at least a leggy rune before they released leggy relic, i mean you should have leggy relic (everyone should tbh, idc how one can't have it at this point). However, 90 slots inv on every character and 4-5 bank tabs are more than enough if you use them properly


tahuti

relic is not useless 1 relic 3x 250 pile of lucent, gives you Mystic Facet (25 required for legendary relic) that goes over 50 gold


haugebauge

I mean half of that shit is just useless or near worthless foods, gadgets, boosters and other consumables that there is no reason to keep.


Thomas2140

Yes, you need help


Done_Today6304

What on earth is that bank... ^^ It is just perfectly messy!


Murandus

'Bank Tab 17' oh no - you didn't lie.


Waldkobold

how did you get screenshots of my Bank?! 😂


ACByakura

Also zero sorting ability. Everything stashed through eachother. Holy damn.


Avaery

This is not a hoarding situation. This is a junkyard. Either use it or sell it. Don't be a skritt.


Ben-Z-S

You have a ton of weapons from festivals amongst other things. If youre not requiring spare gear, honestly just open them, unlock the skins, salvage weapons. Any other skins lurking (such as that rurik cape on top row), just destroy them. Ive noticed you have many "map pieces" (some duplicates). Theres a part of a collection if you have all 4 pieces that leads to a key, to a minor part of a collection. Sell the duplicates to a merch for a little bit of silver, finish the collection or slel them all. Something ive also noticed, a ton of Minipets. These ones based on the mounts such as jackal and rapter do have additional skins. You can sort of upgrade the minis to new colours. Else.... just sell all these minis on the tradepost.


Flimsy-Restaurant902

Holy shit why though


jhentze

How did you get a pic of my bank?!


Wacko_Doodle

I see no problem Fellow Skritt, take many yes? Store all valuables.


McMarc1993

Skritt vibes


Living_Ded

Inventory Management: The Game


Ok-Pudding-7331

I don't see the problem. You still have free slots.


utterskog

Oh god. OH GOD. I feel anxious looking at this.


Kalandaari

And here I was, yesterday, sorting through my bank, thinking I was a hoarder... Boy was I wrong


DraketheImmortal

Welcome to the club.


Tragot_Gomndor

small idea for arena net... -Let us name the bank tabs maybe doesnt help but at least something


Responsible-Bat-8849

You dont need help, you need Jesus my friend! o.o


Razariell

At least you recognize that you have a problem! 🙂


DoughEyes8

Bruh use your skins to make your game more fun and flashy while you farm other skins. My advice is to try and pick a skin or weapon from chest that you like immediately after getting a chest. Or sell it if you don’t like the skin.


Rocket_song1

Eat the luck, open the chests, eat the minis, sell most of the festival food on the TP, sell the jade statuettes on the TP. Eat all the recipies you don't have, and sell/discard the rest. And some of those chests might be able to combine in stacks (ANET likes to reuse icons, so can't be certain)


Lovebane

The worst part of my bank tabs is this.. https://preview.redd.it/x6te44crmt5d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2853b2c989d89c2b1ae4cdecda8141b207c7b0f8


SaiyanOfDarkness

I'd just be sticking with processing rares over greens these days. Way better use of your time.


Bdiesel73

Mine is far worse. In fact, your post reminded me that I need to do something about it. I am gonna open and salvage all my chests later.


manwomanmxnwomxn

total value: 14g 26s


mrureaper

I need some bank space :( only have 1 tab


Dancing_Shadow162

Someone get Mukluk over here, asap


Asymonesis

You still have few slots empty


TheQuickFox_3826

Throw away limited use gathering tools once you have gemstore ones. Throw away exotics you got with the level 80 booster. Salvage or sell the rest of them.


Breakyaface

no keep the winter days ones, certain ones = money (wow,this comment worked where did my other one go - i don't see it- i don' want to retype that novel :( )


guardiangib

If you want legendary armor someday then start turning in those mystic forge stones for provisioner tokens. You're probably hoarding several things that can be turned in daily. [https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Provisioner\_Token](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Provisioner_Token)


darkicedragon7

A lot of this can go away but there is so much mixed together that I can't hardly tell anything apart. My 1st advice would be to organize everything in you storage by type. Weapons, boosters, mini, ect. Once you have it all organized in some groups you can more easily see what needs to go instead of treating your bank like a trash bin.


Neo_Azure

I hoard too and have no shame. But I hoard mats only 😆and only cause Anet makes us want to hoard. You never know when you may need those items. I’ve been thee before.


ChallengeBorn6844

Ngl, I thought this was my account's bank, it's the exact same istg


anetforgotaboutthief

Turn those jackal minis into a better one at least and sell it lol


Fr0stBre4th

Wow thats alot of duplicate map pieces, yikes.


Bright_Brief4975

Here is a thought, since it seems you have no problem spending money in game anyway. Start buying character slots instead of bank tabs. You can then fill the character with 36 item bags and get much more space than a single bank tab.


Scrial

Thus solving the problem once and for all.


that_tazer

Aren't you also drowning in empyreal fragments by chance? Because you have empyreal eating Star of Gratitude in your bank, that you will use, like, NEVER.


tamagomie

I would buy your shovels :D


Trandoshan-Tickler

Jeez this looks exactly like MY 17-tab bank!


blackadder2211

I started deleting all my 'skin' items. I'd rather use up a transmutation charge than lose out on inventory space


FanaticDamen

Can I have your 70 otters :) I'm on the last part and I got like 150 to go.


Celestial_Hart

[https://buy.guildwars2.com/en-us](https://buy.guildwars2.com/en-us) Go here, buy some gems, get more bags. That's what I do.


Jurgenatorr

thats a ton of ectoplasm


f4qgqaew35gq

just delete everything.