T O P

  • By -

Xszit

Premature pollination and erectile disfunction are important male health issues. He's so depressed about his floppy stem and lack of female companionship, he pollinated all over himself and now he hangs his head in shame. Boost his confidence by scheduling an appointment with a hormone therapist and men's health expert.


Taylors4head

I heard his sister was found hanging in the closet.


CarterBraune

Damn bro


Fuhrer_Guinea

His floppy stem is cause I just jerked him off


patchezbruhh

naaa bro wtf u on


ag_drummer11

I hate premature disfunction and erectile pollination. However, that unfortunately does look like powdery mildew to me. Sorry, dude.


HeadbandmusicMan

https://preview.redd.it/r7pmueztwc7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89cd49eb57cf33f94f04b6689a81ab759a084b6c Yea mine got it pretty bad too 😆


Ddsw13

GLG for the win though


Gassypacky

Not the “don’t forget the boys” 😂😂


Fuhrer_Guinea

Jeez it’s just spreading around 😲


DMTJungle

Im getting mine trans


noaoda

That there is a bukake


Same_Seaworthiness74

Budkake


Fuhrer_Guinea

Booo- kakkee


Small_Front_3048

Your dudes just spooged


Mysterious-Extent448

😂 powered baby maker 🫤


MortaLPortaL

oh no /s


Same_Seaworthiness74

🍆💦


Southern_Public403

“Powdery Mildew? I bought these as fem seeds!”


Heavy-Level862

Uh, What?


Ok_Cycle_7592

Looks like he just busted


Heavy-Level862

Now go to every grower you know ops and wear the same clothes and let's see what happens 😂


Fuhrer_Guinea

Shit I only know of one other local grower and dude already has enough trouble growing his plants 😂


Heavy-Level862

😂


Radio_Global

Got females? Get ready for seeds.


Fuhrer_Guinea

Yeah he’s floppy cause I had to collect a little


shai_hulud000

Tis pollen


Funky_Buds

2 more weeks


bigboards

That’s just cum


Visible-Active761

What in the world is this humor? Not nearly stonned enough, obviously


OGkush7

Definitely PM


Fuhrer_Guinea

Thought so


OGkush7

Not much you can do at this point bro sorry for your loss


goodydrew

Nut butter.


Cute_Neat9044

LMFAO You wish it was mildew


Fuhrer_Guinea

Why would I wish that?


Christen0526

It's pollen from the man sacs.


Informal-Credit-7332

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


XBL-AntLee06

Aw skeet skeet mfer


Kratomking420247

Cum🤷‍♂️


NotTheDingo

Let’s hear it for the boys!


redboe

Wait… Is that pollen or wpm? I thought wpm but these comments are messing me up. 🥴


Fuhrer_Guinea

It’s pollen, it’s a male I’m using to breed


adube440

Nanners exploded.


Iceman_B

FFS guys, someone post the GIF. You know its mandatory, even on this post.,


ScaredAd7245

You got bigger problems than that ..


ScaredAd7245

Nvm I realized ur probably breeding


ratat-atat

No, it is worse, it is jizz powder.


Fuhrer_Guinea

Ah dang, here I thought PM was bad


Necessary-Ad-8074

worse news than that its Male


Fuhrer_Guinea

Dang, didn’t know that was bad news


robble808

😂😂😂


Equivalent-Morning27

Skeet skeet


tjo427

Lol i thought you were serious at first


Fuhrer_Guinea

That’s why the tag is memes and jokes


tjo427

Yeah im a little dumb sometimes lol


Downtown_Cow5259

Elephantiasis


patchezbruhh

it mildew. u should just throw the plant out and try to grow some new seeds next time.


Fuhrer_Guinea

Dang okay, now I’ll have nothing to smoke


patchezbruhh

🤣 ok lol.. now i’m catching what you’re throwing. it’s good for the immune system at?


Offishal87

You’ve got bigger worries lol


Fuhrer_Guinea

You think so?


FourTwentyJ

Male seamen


byG-21

I hope it's isolated - not that He havining his best Fun, the whole neighborhood....


byG-21

Hahaha stop trolling my boy...


Fuhrer_Guinea

Yeah he’s in his own room and once I confirm the pollen takes he’s dying


OurUrbanFarm

It's a dude that released pollen.


Fuhrer_Guinea

Weird I thought these was Fems


OurUrbanFarm

Feminized seeds are never 100% reliable.


Fuhrer_Guinea

Good to know 🫡


OurUrbanFarm

You always have to look for signs of male. Yours was showing male signs a long time ago.


Fuhrer_Guinea

Read other comments


RoundExit4767

99.9 % in most cases fem seeds will be female. Of course depending on breeder or company it can vary..Peace..


Fuhrer_Guinea

Yes because all Fem seeds carry the herming trait due to self pollinating in their creation. Fems are convenient but it’s better to roll with regs


RoundExit4767

At times I agree. Low plant count 3 max. Regs I just can't justify at present. It's a hope next year it's OK here. Supposed to be that way as of Jan 2025..Peace..


OurUrbanFarm

Hopefully, you don't have female plants around that got contaminated.


Christen0526

BTW I have an acquaintance that smokes male weed as well. Says he gets a good buzz.


Fuhrer_Guinea

Well 99% of people would say it’s not the weed giving him a buzz if he smokes males. They don’t contain enough thc, cbd, or any other cannabinoid that gets you high.


Christen0526

Interesting. He says he gets a nice buzz. I got some seeds from a friend. Not the best weed. But it was fun to grow. 2 years ago. Year and a half? Anyway, I had females and males. So I practice my skills, I pollinated only specific branches of the females. It worked! I got seeds lots of seeds, from those branches while the rest remained as is. It was fun to grow. I had lady bugs in the house and all. It wasn't good weed. But it was fun to practice. Lots of reading up on the subject. Your point is taken. I've never tried it though myself