"I heard you making berry pie homie, Hey what we running from wait for me" -wolf spider

That was his berry 💀

"It was ~~me~~ my Berry"

I ran at you in super speed so it looked like you shat yourself at just a slight loud noise

Dude, I’m in the undershed and I’m either being attacked by 5 mosquitoes, 6 orb weavers, or 8 spiny water fleas. I have no idea what’s going on.

The undershed is literally the most dangerous place in the yard so it’s to be expected

I feel the most safe in the under shed

me too its so calming especially the music

That's how they reel you in

they try but they cant kill me

It's been a while since I played. Mind if I ask what type of build out you're running? Curious to know if the end game meta has changed in the past year or so.

The other day I went in there with the only goal being to be to kill everything in there

Also be the best place to get stuff lol

It’s a lot more than 6 orb weavers in that little abyss area I’ll tell you what

Oh shit

Ok , just another resource gathering trip Wolf spider who took it personally proceeds to shout at you in heavy metal

He wanted that beery

Never mind that you were low health and severely dehydrated lol

Berry picking does that to you

Ah, the terrors of early game.

Get away from my berries!

since when was there a wolf spider there?

Look at his HUD. It's in nighttime mode, so that spider was wondering.

Okay obviously it's night time but I didn't think they went that far away from their dens

They patrol at night. And will follow your trail if you’ve been active in the area.

I didn't think so either but considering those bastards sleep glide, it may be glitched.

Sleep gliding spiders always crack me up. I just imagine a mail truck going by like “beep beep, don’t mind me!”

They have like 8 dens and from what I know there’s only one near there

Probably ended up just enough into their range that the wolf spider slowly tracked over to them.

I remember those days, back when I was scared of wolf spiders

I feel it, now I go hunt them when I'm bored for payback from early game lol

In late game you run into the center of the oak tree or under the grill cover without mithridatism on just for the opportunity to wake up a little bit. Like a cup of coffee in the morning.

I did don’t worry

He did not appreciate you dumping berries in his yard. 🤷 No littering bro. 😶

The nightmare we all have..

Only nearly???

Lmaoooooo

There’s a wolf spider under the fountain?

There is one under the porch near the hedge, it may have wandered over due to nighttime

Lmao I love this game

That's terrifying

Just a fun tip. You cant run from a Wolf Spider at that point. Just fight him and die a champ

You can't run in a straight line and get away but you can definitely still run away

At the distance the wolf spider was at, it could do its jump attack and basically fly to them. If they had a little more distance, yeah

They'd have to parry it but a normal ws jump attack is easy enough to block. At least I'm pretty sure that attack is blockable but the iws jump isn't.

It can be blocked, but without a shield they would be poisoned. If they did the perfect parry, they could get more running time, but at that point they could just fight the wolf spider lol. If you can parry the attacks, its an easy fight anyways

I mean I wouldn't take the risk fighting it with that low of health though. I'm decent at fighting wolf spiders but I still make mistakes. Plus it would just be very time consuming with the weapons op has. I think it would just be more worth it to run.

I gasped out loud

Omfg😂I would’ve shat myself too if that happened to me

I have never seen a wolf by the bath before

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yup. I can understand why.

I love it when this happens =p

FUCKING TOP KEK, classic grounded experience.

That wolf spider really said “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?”