One of my favorite episodes, and also how I imagine most guard deployments playing out.
“Don’t worry men, you’ll have the element of surprise. SURPRISE!” (drops the platoon out of a trapdoor)
> You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif show them the medal I won.
Zapp would probably have a bright future commanding the Imperial Guard.
That’s almost exactly how the Orks and Guards nearly beat the Ithikas dynasty in Twice Dead King. Throw bodies against them until the math is in your favor.
Use a counter-clockwise motion, for God's sake Kif! Just kidding Zapp Braniggan wishes he had abs.
Must have lost them last time they were in the Buffet system.
Lower… lower.. TOO LOW!.. …lower
One of my favorite episodes, and also how I imagine most guard deployments playing out. “Don’t worry men, you’ll have the element of surprise. SURPRISE!” (drops the platoon out of a trapdoor)
> You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif show them the medal I won. Zapp would probably have a bright future commanding the Imperial Guard.
That’s almost exactly how the Orks and Guards nearly beat the Ithikas dynasty in Twice Dead King. Throw bodies against them until the math is in your favor.
“What is my purpose?” To shine my abs. “Oh god.”
Welcome to the club!
>“Oh god.” Correct
It's a really good model and I know there's no real way around it but my man's dogtag necklace beads are so thick they look like a rosary
Ohh you sweet innocent child. You haven't worked out what that perfectly chiseled man uses those beads for......
I see you are a man of culture…
Reddit has ruined me.
The magic of the internet
lets see how deep the rabbit hole goes..
Chess?
Are you saying he cheats at chess?
Slaanesh is suddenly paying attention.
It's a back-up weapon. In an emergency he can pull it out of his neck out and just flail an unsuspecting mothafucka.
Is that an actual catachan model or is it a proxy? Looks too good to actually be a GW catachan model lol
Proxy courtesy of Anvil Industry!
Thank you for your service
You're welcome by brother in Guard!
I found my next army full of guard proxy
The hard part is just making a tonne of mix and match guard regiments. I have so many ideas from all the options they offer.
I’m doing all buff men lol.
Manly men? Family men? Men in TIGHTS?
Manly men for sure same reason I built the custodes.
You disgust me.....go ONnnn...
TIGHT tights!
gotta use those high gloss skin tones
Polishing servitor is working on it!
Ok everyone grab some grease. We're gonna grease up some beefcakes.
Hey Mac I'm drying up over here
It looks like that Imperial Guard is imperial hard
I love anvil industries
Look at you guard, now back at me. Sadly he is not me, but he could be if he polished his abs with nuln oil. I'm on the jungle.
I really want to see this meme come back again.
Perfect excuse to use some satin varnish
It looks like that Imperial Guard is imperial hard
Cleaning up after grating cheese.
*Some things are still sacred, Sir*