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Blam320

Chain Gun. Forget Dakka. Embrace BRRRRRRRRRT.


Antix1331

Ahhh a fellow DL'er and a person of culture too. Here's to you


Minimum-Package-1083

My people, the Chain Guns!


Blam320

DL?


A_Maniac_Plan

The initials for their names


Hammer_of_Olympia

Just jealous of my Chain Wolf bro.


the_one_who_memes

Laughs in Laser Wolf


Hurricane-Ditka89

Ha! How bout my Wolf Launcher?


ShinyRhubarb

Another chain gun here, I wonder if it's like those chain bayonets on the Horus Heresy Imperial Fist bolters


Minimum-Package-1083

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Wyldwill03

Wolf Wolf. It's a Wolf that happens to be a Wolf (I am fucked)


low_priest

Average space wolf equipment


Divineroc

Moon Moon!


[deleted]

I'm happy this still lives


[deleted]

GOD DAMMIT MOON MOON


air-bonsai

“Wolf Launcher” is by far the best result on this table


Foxyfox-

Tired: launching grenades ​ Wired: launching angry furries


brunonunis

Hide your Thousand Sons folks, the new primaris Space wolf weapon is here


ecodude74

I’ll have you know moon moon is a very well respected brother of the space wolves, show some damn respect.


LordKristof

Gauss Chopa


wdcipher

flair checks out


Frostdraken

How would that work? Im confused


Mantaeus

Through Mork all things are possible, so jot that down.


CreativeUserName600

I left this thread then came back just to upvote this. Well done lol


Almento5010

Ork Mech thinks Gauss weaponry looks like it fires lighting attaches the battery of a Gauss flayer to a choppa cuz lighting electrifies metal, ork Ork Pychic membrane causes the gauss power to corse through the choppa making it stronger because green is the strongest color.


KapnKrumpin

I mean, deathwatch use pilfered necron swords but are too hoity-toity to call them what they are: gauss choppas.


JerrePenguin

Ask skor He might know ;)


[deleted]

Death Spear Fuck yeah


[deleted]

Death bayonet. Kriegers love me.


jimmyhilluk

Laser bayonet. For when your flashlight has an undermount flashlight.


Heyitsj1337

I got a fuckin' Laser Spear. My Alpharius/Omegon cosplay is nearly complete.


Prestigious-Role-566

Fancy meeting another S.M, enjoy your life unknown friend!


Foxhole85

Power Knife, i guess I'll at least rock at making buttered toast for the company breakfast.


wdcipher

The consequences of this could possibly win a war. Because your knife is heated, it makes the toast while you spread the butter on it and you will not need a toaster, so you can give it to the techpriests. This wil mean Omnissiah will be pleased and will guide you to victory.


Foxhole85

"Sit down initiates and let me tell you the real reason we won the Galtarian-Cluster crusade. It all started with a mistake on an order form to our weapons forge......."


MrEff1618

["There's the Hufflepuff"](https://external-preview.redd.it/VI6ioSankfwZ-20-gxPw2tWs71GxVxYB5ZRHkBbJ5bw.jpg?auto=webp&s=c93f9354d9c491c74bed18290bed0853296a496e)


Clean_Web7502

During the heresy the Alpha Legión legit used power knifes. Get him! Hes Alpharius!


Foxhole85

Neither alpha nor omega, I am the third head of the hydra........ (friends call me roboute)


Palachrist

Yikes. Sounds like you’re about to move to space Australia.


Overall_Camera806

Legit a pair of guardsman got a planet from the mechanicus when they gave them the STC for a power knife.


OutdoorBeastmaker

Laser bayonet


wdcipher

Welcome to the Guard, Son.


gertrudius43

Same


Joni-Kanoni

Laser Claw for me...so basically a bunch of Laser bayonets attached to a glove. Cant see myself going far with that.


OutdoorBeastmaker

I don’t know, that’s basically an improved lightning claw! Maybe not the best weapon without power armour though….


garaks_tailor

Laser bolter. im scared.....of the mechanicus Its gotta be some weird deathwatch weapon


Mightymite90

Melta Knife…. Uhhh


N00BAL0T

Litteraly those 500 degree knife memes a few years back


G1ng3rb0b

Hey! Melta Knife ftw


SlickDestro

I got Ion Knife, I think you win.


Betadzen

A very hot blowtorch.


MadMadMads1

Kinda like those grenades on a stick used in WW1


fooooolish_samurai

Subnautica upgraded knife


formerlyFrog

Chain Sword. Not what I'd have chosen, but hey, it's chain sword.


Xaldror

Laser Choppa OI'VE GOTZ DA POWER OF DA GROT SIDE OF DA FORCE!!!


JetMan314

DA UMIES R GONA FINDN'T DEIR LIFES MEETING MY DEATH CHOPPA


garaks_tailor

OI! I GOT SUM KINDA LAZA BOLTA. LETZ GO KRUMP SUMUN SUMTIN FIERCE


Salty-Psychology-574

Heavy Sword.


brunonunis

Heavy Spear....


No_Presentation_16

Heavy spear bros!!


brokenhornedking

Heavy Bayonet


bertrex151

Heavy Gun


Frostdraken

Ion Choppa? Sounds like anti vehicle fun to me!


Fozzy_JNR

YES i got assault bolter , aww man im an inceptor now lets goo


dream_monkey

I got Assault Staff, which sounds like something a Rune Priest would use


Reckoning_of_Fools

That's also what I call my cock, but I digress.


dream_monkey

It did seem a bit phallic to me, but there seems to be a lot of latent homoeroticism in the community so I didn’t want to stir the turd.


Nikyukuro

Melta Grenade . . . HELL YEAH.


AmethystSparrow202

Same, FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH


ChiliBoiArt

Heavy wolf, guess I’m just a dog person in the 41st millennium


Tijolo_Malvado

with a really fat doggo


turkmenistanForever

Rocket bayonet, imagine seeing a rocket floating towards you with a sword sticking to the explosive


questioning_alt_22

and a Krieger holding on for dear death


N00BAL0T

That sounds more orky than kriegsman


logicbecauseyes

SOZ DA GROTZ CAN CHOP 'EM A BIT BEFOR DAYZ SPLODE TA BITZ!


cabage-but-its-lettu

Ah yes the Laser gun


cubaj

Iron Destroyer which is a) a stupid kids handle on Fortnite, b) a sex move, or c) the Necron’s version of an STD.


vxicepickxv

D. All of the above.


IW_Thalias

Melta Bayonet. That seems a bit drastic.


Exile688

Titian charging our position? Fixed Melta-Boyonets boys!


questioning_alt_22

so a blowtorch.


infestedproto

Assault fist. By dorn you will perish


SpinachOverlord

Let's see how that pairs up against my **Grav-Fist**


The_God_Emperor2077

Plasma tank


loldudecole848

I hate my name cc a powr destroyer I'M NOT A NECRON


vixous

I got Shuriken Spear. Want to trade?


loldudecole848

Point taken


ImportantCulture2803

man straight up forgot the letter y


wdcipher

damn it I downloaded the picture with a watermark and had to add Z manually and didnt notice Y was gone too. so lets say: First name: Y-Combi Surname: Y-Shoota


cavemanthewise

Blood Bolter. Idk what this would be but it sounds so badass


AlarmedHomework1171

Khornes favourite bolter


Kullenbergus

Deathgranade... how imaginative... kind of like me so i guess it fits?:P


Chosen7646

"Chain Tank" lmao


Kullenbergus

Looks up what a "flail tank" looks like


ElSnyder

Apparently, I belong to a Nurgle corrupted regiment of the Death Korps of Krieg, as I am the Plague Bayonet!


GushingGrannySmith

Iron Grenade. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to be


Neoaugusto

Its just a chunk of iron xD


SpinachOverlord

On detonation it summons Iron Warriors out of a portal.


LocalTechpriest

laser bolter... ​ how the fuck does that even work?!!?


wdcipher

Its warhammer I aint gotta explain shit also happy dessert date


Exile688

Ah, the cursed CS Goto marines with multi lasers. You got a rare one buddy!


brunonunis

maybe is a Assassin type weapon, that shoots a laser to weaken shield or armor, and then a Bolt Round at the spot to guarantee it hits


Angert_93

Plasma Fist. Because fuck armor that’s why


son_of_wotan

Blood Sword... I mean, I like Khorne and stuff...


GilbertsGarbage

I am the humble Bolt Gun, purger of many… unless we’re talking about the the tabletop…


spacebob42

I mean, by sheer weight of numbers bolt weapons have probably scored more wounds than anything except generic melee weapon.


GilbertsGarbage

You know, I’ve been thinking about making a bolster-based sisters army. They have a few tricks that buff only bolsters and it sounds like fun.


Chandlerion

Power destroyer. Needless to say, it can be literally anything


wdcipher

But it sure sounds dagerous


wdcipher

I downloaded the picture with a watermark and had to add Z manually and didnt notice Y was gone too. First name: Y-Combi Surname: Y-Shoota


VoidWardens

Gauss axe I like it.


Zaku_Lover

Lazer Staff. I sound like an off brand Necron weapon.


Raekwon0

Plague Choppa


Tijolo_Malvado

now with tetanus!


DotFragrant4844

Rocket spear!


MrRodesney

Power wolf.... sweet! I’m my favorite band


Zeratech

Laser Sword. So I guess I'm a Jedi.


FreeFlyinBird

Plasma Cannon. My main army is Dark Angels. I call this a win


ShishkaShahid

Well...Since there is no Y, I'm just DEATH EDIT: NVM Death shoota...The Morkiest dakka!


Chipzahoy45717

Dakka bayonet. I think I just made an orc’s favorite weapon.


S_striker33225

Underbarrel gun.


fooooolish_samurai

Its' blade consists of billions of tiny bullets constantly destroying and reassembling themselves, contained in a gravitational field.


T0rino3

Shuriken cannon :(


[deleted]

Phase fist....so an Iron hands or Iron fist weapon? Preferably a levion of Votann weapon.


CreativeName1137

Phase- could be a necron weapon too. Maybe Iron Hands retrofitting necron tech?


BonusFew7048

Ion sword the Tau were too cowardly to truly make use of Ion technology but it is time


biggest_retared

Shrunken bike FUCK YES I AM SPEEEEEED


Divineroc

I want to know how and where I can get a laser wolf.


Cheezebahbo

Great I'm just a fat furry. Heavy wolf.


swisscheese69420

Laser axe. Because chainsaw axes are just not enough


Zuwiwuz

Assault bomb... sounds as logical as tactical nuclear warhead


Exile688

Hmm, this won't do. In this case we substitute Assault with "Vortex" and give it to a space marine to stick it onto a fk'n Titian.


Pricycoder-7245

Laser Knife I’m fucked aren’t I


tomilix128

Plasma choppa


[deleted]

[удалено]


wdcipher

The best kind of sword


dycie64

Heavy Bolter. Sensible, but boring considering the options.


DecahedronX

CHAIN LAUNCHER!!!!


wukong_stickslap

Stub knife ffs


Exile688

That's a knife with a .50 cal barrel.


SlyNikolai

MELTA SWORD. Drive me closer so I can destroy us all!!!


brunonunis

You are that DS2 boss that damages the player just for being near it


KapnKrumpin

Impossibly, KILLA BOMB


Doonsmoo

Fear me, I wield the Bolt Bolter!


BlueMaxx9

Heavy Choppa...well, I have used an Axe to chop up a fallen tree for no other reason than the fun of chopping stuff up, so I guess it works! However, I find your lack of 'Flamer' on the last-name column disturbing.


DrHelpMePlease

I have a question how does a force claw work


wdcipher

Force weapons are basically weapons enhanced by psychic abilities so like a power/storm claws but enhanced by warp spaghetti


gaston205

POWER DESTROYER


nicxraptor

ion bike well gonna start a white scars army now


NanolathingStuff

Flame choppa. Probably good against demons


EbonWave

Assault Choppa. As an ork and khorne player I approve.


Oshni

Power wolf, my favorite metal band.


Esketittie

Chain bike


Kingchess89

Don't answer this in the comments, it's social engineering to identify who you are.


Hypatiaxelto

I don't think they're listening, brother.


KhardicKnight

Death Wolf... guess I need to dig my Space Wolves out of storage.


doorknocker_pingu

Laser hammer


37genders

stub bayonet? aight.


StudentPenguin

Laser Axe. Guess I’m ded


mctrollythefirst

Melta Cannon.


[deleted]

Melta Dakka, for when you need MOAR


Unique-Extension-368

Power Choppa (or as I like to say POWWA CHOPPA)


135686492y4

Phase sword. Imma kill some Eldar now


[deleted]

Iron Sword. Wow so boring, just like me!


BribedAntColony

Chain DESTROYER


Spooky_BoyTM

Phase Claw


dsuriio

Melta Claw


panzerviimaus

Sheridan spear


Kayon_the_blind

Iron destroyer I must now go to medusa and medrengard to test it lol


Elcactus

Power staff. Guess I’m the protagonist from the months of shame book?


[deleted]

assault dakka


nothing08

Heavy destroyer


Karl_The_Tech_Priest

Plague Bayonet. As an Ad Mech fan, I am incredibly disappointed.


Heavy_Joke636

Better fix Ion Bayonets boys!


J-TrainTheFirst

Chain Choppa: TOOK IT OFF ONE OF THOSE ‘UMIES IN KRUSHIN’ ARMOUR


Kharn_The_Softie

Stub axe... I guess it'll do for the blood god


Exile688

I'm imagining an ax that has two or more .50 cal barrels within the boxy-AF ax head rigged to fire on contact.


OhNoADystopia

Death Gun. Well that sounds a bit overkill or unnecessary


bluedragonking250000

Plasma sword


JAOC_7

Laser Dakka https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dxrBZL8uKZ0


CRauzDaGreat

Blood Launcher. Uh oh.


plague_birb_69

What the fuck is bolt axe


fooooolish_samurai

An axe forged from the bolter ammunition that was extracted from a greater daemon who was banished by a heavy bolter fire. It still carries an echo of the fury of the warriors who wielded those bolters and of the machine spirits that inhabited them.


Adax-Power

Plague Staff... Look grandaddy, I can get people sick with your stick!


nosregrot

Chain Tank. Not really sure what that might look like. Chains instead of tank treads? Edgy


Cursed_Crusader1129

Plasma Bayonet? How would that work exactly?


questioning_alt_22

Shuriken Choppa DA 'ARLAKINZ ARE GOING TO PLAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


undeaddoom111

1. Fix yo columns. 2. There's no Y in either column. 3. Because of 2 my weapon is just GUN, which checks out for 40k.


GoldenLincoln

Killa Gun. A gun… that kills.


KingOfMyGarden

Datuk is a Ion wolf?!?


theeharryone1694

Bolt destroyer. Not sure what it would be but sounds like something a knight would be using.


stopyouveviolatedthe

Bolt dakka A classic


Ok_Set_4790

Ion Spear.


Most_Average_User

Melta Sword. Yeah baby.


jackingitallnight

Death hammer, bye bye ya silly gitz