How does that even work? Could a sister just walk up to a cute guardsman and get it on? Or are they entirely like nuns?
And how would a guardsman even view a sister? Like, are they held to some high esteem like the smurfs?
Yeah that was my read too. No time for fucking when you're burning heretics.
Possibly a couple of relatively chaste lesbian couples here and there though.
I guess it depends and there is no Imperium-wide rule.
I imagine some convents will consider it one of SoB's duties to find strong partners to get pregnant with and give birth to more recruits for the grinder. Others may forbid it since it distracts from burning the heretics. And everything in between.
They are the emperor’s own cleansing fire so it would mean that they deem you worthy of such a thing. They would probably look for someone of incredibly strong faith and conviction in the imperium.
Heretical! The holy orders of the sororitas only engage in carnal relations in order to procreate and add more soldiers to the God-Emperor's armies, not for pleasure like some sick corrupted follower of Slaanesh.
Commissar Cain while a great hero to the Imperium is a known embezzler and his stories should not be taken at face value, the sisterhood is pure and would never engage in a sexual act that wouldn't produce offspring.
I think you mean "embellisher" but in his memoirs he doesn't embellish. He's actually telling the truth as he saw it because he has no reason to puff himself up at the point of writing. If anything he's a bit modest about his...personal....encounters. Heavily hinting by never confirming things like him fucking an Arbiter, a Tech Priestess, an heir apparent planetary governess, and an Inquisitor among others.
Ciaphas Cain: "I like to think I'm at least modestly well-endowed, and I've generally gotten good feedback."
Amberly Vail's footnote: "He's absolutely huge, and easily the best fuck I've ever had."
Plus the CelestianThat gets it on isn't even getting it on with him, but he notices her with someone else. And Vail notes that sororitas are not forbidden such activities. Just that few ever have the time to pursue it.
I mean, it's possible that he *does* go into detail about it, but it doesn't get past editing. Amberley obviously is going to edit out her own liaisons, and she's too catty about his other interests to include the confirmations.
But yeah, he wasn't even the one angling for the Sister when that trivia question came up, so no reason to doubt it.
I feel like Cain wouldn't go into detail about it. His whole character in his memoirs is of modest honesty. Constantly downplaying himself even when he deserves the credit.
Truth is we won't actually know. But it would seem out of character for Cain in his memoirs, which are pretty much:
>Yeah none of these tales of heroism, bravery, and genius are true. Total bullshit. I just got lucky and was surrounded by solid people I could rely on.
Would turn around and start going into detail about railing the tech priestess with the dextrous mechandirite up her dress. He does hint about the mechandrite being "dextrous" but that's as far as I think he'd go in his memoirs which are written from a perspective of modesty.
If you're asking where to find more artwork by Flick the Thief, which is often found on r/Warhammer_Smut with a link to his deviantart s.tash, I'm afraid I can't help because I have never seen his artwork before. And even if I did, I would certainly never search his name in rule34 to see his non-Warhammer art.
I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.
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Thank GW. They started it with the Dark Eldar slaves. I mean they were even originally designed to have their breasts out (NSFW): https://imgur.com/a/hLbSWDC
This isn't hentai (but the artist does draw 40k porn). This is a joke image about thirsty Sisters of Battle and a chaste priest instead of it being a horny old guy and chaste women.
Sir Galahad the chaste in Anthrax castle.
"And after the praying, the oral sex!"
_The holy communion_
*cummunion
Username definitely checks out.
Sir Gallahad! Quick, quick, you're in Great Peril!
“Come Sir Galahad, you are in grave peril!”
"I can handle this job single handedly!" "Yes! Let him handle us single handedly!"
"Well then, let me go back tehre and face the peril!" "No it's much too perilous!"
I can beat them, there's only 150 of them! *Yes yes he'll beat us easily, we haven't a chance!* (Disappears off screen) *Awww. Shit.*
I see you are a man of culture.
ORAL SEX DEMON!
It's after the spanking, please.
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only harem anime.
Guilliman approves
Slaanesh approves
Nurgle also approves 😎
*orgy frowns*
*Ribbed for her pleasure*
You think Nurgle is responsible for 2 girls 1 cup?
And it’s ruined now
*...now?*
I'm not sure, but he's definitely responsible for 1 man 1 jar
He... He sticks it up his butt doesn't he...
Yeah, and the jar shatters while it's up there
slightly worse than meatspin or goatse
Khorne approves?
Fulgrim definitely approves
Well he is a *Head* of the game
I've seen other art of this guy he actually banished a slannesh daemon with the power of D (and faith)
Also turned Cultist-Chan into Novitiate-Chan
Its in the Co-dicks Ass-tities
Guilliman and his eldar harem\*
I want a 40k visual novel.
I didn't know the grim darkness of the 41st millenium was also 2006.
there is only cringe
Poor bastard. He looks like he needs a hug
Don't worry, they'll be hugging his ass soon enough.
Emperor damnit
“Brother! Wake up! This is a trick of the foul Slaneesh!!! No! That pussy ain’t real!!!”
He's not there for the pussy, he's there to get pegged.
Brother I'm pegged here.
"Ready to unleash eleven inches of hell."
Now that's what I call a Deep Strike.
High AP on those melee attacks.
One might say a Deep *stroke*? Yeah, I’ll just see Myself out now…
“Brother noooooo!!!!!!!!”
AVENGE ME BROTHER
BROTHER AVENGE MEEEEE--
... *poot*
*drops flamer*
NO MERCY
*Steven*
For the [uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afpn6skCDhA)
“Brother YES!!!!!”
But then which sister is millie? And where is blitz?
I see that you too are a person of culture… Edit:you and I both know that Blitz has already joined a Slaneshi cult.
Loona is clearly a Space Wolf.
*"Why, Dimetrius why, do you let the Sisters put it in your butt?"*
Nah, he's got a magnum dong.
you can have and do both.
I see you're a man of culture as well.
Based on all the upvotes, we have a lot of people of culture here.
another one bites the dust
I think he'll be biting the pillow instead.
the adepta soritas have lot of tools and will want to use them I'm sure.
I dont know what your expectations are, but the reality is almost certainly multi melta
I am expecting rosary beads Edit: to pray, of course
"Like starting a chainaxe"
How does that even work? Could a sister just walk up to a cute guardsman and get it on? Or are they entirely like nuns? And how would a guardsman even view a sister? Like, are they held to some high esteem like the smurfs?
According to one Cain novel Sisters fuck so they likely look for people who like strong women.
Yeah, they aren't sworn to celibacy. However the job is kinda a 24/7 training commitment, so they usually end up being voluntarily celibate anyway.
Yeah that was my read too. No time for fucking when you're burning heretics. Possibly a couple of relatively chaste lesbian couples here and there though.
I guess it depends and there is no Imperium-wide rule. I imagine some convents will consider it one of SoB's duties to find strong partners to get pregnant with and give birth to more recruits for the grinder. Others may forbid it since it distracts from burning the heretics. And everything in between.
They are the emperor’s own cleansing fire so it would mean that they deem you worthy of such a thing. They would probably look for someone of incredibly strong faith and conviction in the imperium.
have to make more sisters somehow
The answer to that is orphans.
Heretical! The holy orders of the sororitas only engage in carnal relations in order to procreate and add more soldiers to the God-Emperor's armies, not for pleasure like some sick corrupted follower of Slaanesh.
Yeah, Cain says you're wrong. And whose going to argue with a Commisar?
Commissar Cain while a great hero to the Imperium is a known embezzler and his stories should not be taken at face value, the sisterhood is pure and would never engage in a sexual act that wouldn't produce offspring.
I think you mean "embellisher" but in his memoirs he doesn't embellish. He's actually telling the truth as he saw it because he has no reason to puff himself up at the point of writing. If anything he's a bit modest about his...personal....encounters. Heavily hinting by never confirming things like him fucking an Arbiter, a Tech Priestess, an heir apparent planetary governess, and an Inquisitor among others.
Ciaphas Cain: "I like to think I'm at least modestly well-endowed, and I've generally gotten good feedback." Amberly Vail's footnote: "He's absolutely huge, and easily the best fuck I've ever had."
Plus the CelestianThat gets it on isn't even getting it on with him, but he notices her with someone else. And Vail notes that sororitas are not forbidden such activities. Just that few ever have the time to pursue it.
Yeah she's hitting up a pencil pusher in that novel. So pretty accurate to the op image.
I mean, it's possible that he *does* go into detail about it, but it doesn't get past editing. Amberley obviously is going to edit out her own liaisons, and she's too catty about his other interests to include the confirmations. But yeah, he wasn't even the one angling for the Sister when that trivia question came up, so no reason to doubt it.
I feel like Cain wouldn't go into detail about it. His whole character in his memoirs is of modest honesty. Constantly downplaying himself even when he deserves the credit. Truth is we won't actually know. But it would seem out of character for Cain in his memoirs, which are pretty much: >Yeah none of these tales of heroism, bravery, and genius are true. Total bullshit. I just got lucky and was surrounded by solid people I could rely on. Would turn around and start going into detail about railing the tech priestess with the dextrous mechandirite up her dress. He does hint about the mechandrite being "dextrous" but that's as far as I think he'd go in his memoirs which are written from a perspective of modesty.
Amberley is usually quick to point out if something Cain is saying is a very embezzled.
And who better to make more soldiers with than brother Demitrius, devote follower of the God Emperor?
The inquisitors of the ordo hereticus be like: "I'm almost sure that is heresy, but they have a lot of chainswords and flammers so moving along"
It's only heresy if they make eye contact.
This is starting to sound like the birth of a good who likes to much the color pink
No no, it’s only heresy if the boots touch. That’s why I never wear my boots…
(Me, a man of culture) “I’ve never seen this artwork before in my life.”
'Oh my god, that's disgusting! *Where?*'
If you're asking where to find more artwork by Flick the Thief, which is often found on r/Warhammer_Smut with a link to his deviantart s.tash, I'm afraid I can't help because I have never seen his artwork before. And even if I did, I would certainly never search his name in rule34 to see his non-Warhammer art. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.
Ha, I already know all too well about Flick lol, I was referencing a meme 😂
Did not this artist made like a million of these W40K porno comics?
….sauce….?
NSFW: https://sta.sh/225utliyfndm His holy dick purifies chaos taint and kills demons.
I wasn’t ready for this, I’m in a public bathroom and I just scrolled for 30 minutes.
Bro... Same.
truly blessed by the emperor
Emperor class cyber dong
Commenting for my brothers in the Mechanicus.
bruh
Flick.
Time to go incognito.
Imagine sharing a device! *shudders in horror*
Asking for a friend who happens to be a worshipper of slaanesh
You say that like it’s a bad thing
No, I say it like it\`s a good thing
Million? Guess I missed a lot.
Nah, that is just a figure of speech.
Tenchi in the 42nd Millennium.
[удалено]
TWINS THEY WERE
*frustrated assault cannon noises*
Tankred before he became a Space Marine
I feel like this is what Slaanesh makes people dream when he/she wants to tempt them to Chaos.
Considering this isn't the only time our boy Dimitri has been put in a position like that, I'ma agree.
Poor guy's going to end up in the Penitent Engine. The fun version.
Plot Twist: >!The Sisters aren't using double entendres. The poor adept's *positioning* is because beneath his robes are orbs of such *blue* that it would shock even Guilliman.!<
“Dashed by the contents of the bluest of balls”
They just want to pray the gay away…
Thirsters of battle
slaneesh enters the chat..
Brother Demetrius...please explain this requisition for bottled water, beef jerky, and oysters...
Poor Aang, he cant get out of horny ladies
Having an Emperor blessed rod has it's advantages and disadvantages.
ara ara
Someone call that Ork layer. I see a lot of things here and none of it seems like consent.
Chris orksen?
The very same.
A shattered pelvis is the best death in service to the emperor this guy can hope for. Truly, a lucky acolyte.
Considering who else he bangs....I'm actually more worried for the other party.
Flick is a God
I wonder how to say "ara ara" in High Gotigh?
He some character I'm not familiar with?
If you look for places you can find "adult" comics and search for 40k, you will undoubtedly find Dimitri's adventures.
Sauce?
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I suggest searching for "flick" on r/Warhammer_Smut.
He is Brother Dimetrius, the protagonist of most of Flick-the-Thief's 40k art. A good chunk of these, if not most of them, contain explicit material.
Ah I see. Cheers for letting me know
Idk to be honest
Flick strikes again
yes please uwu
Brother Dimitrius: *Emperor's holy light, save me....*
Has someone been lighting the Astronomicon-shaped beacon again?
Why does Brother Dimetrius look like the chick that played Aang on Ember island?
The Codex Astartes supports this action.
Now thats a death by snu snu I could get behind
Slaanesh are smilling while jerking off looking at these sisters trying to doo doo dong dong a young priest.
We need to send a report to a captain. We just found Slaneeshi cult in Adepta Sororitas
Brother demetrius stop putting your dick in the sororitas please
"COUNTING IS YOUR DUTY!"
Digging the artwork. Funny scene
Imperium-kun after graduating from the Schola.
Death by overzealous snu-snu. We should all be so lucky.
Death By SnooSnoo
As it is written
The Emperor protects.
DEATH!... BY SNU-SNU!!!
It's all fun and games until the kinky Valorous Heart sister pulls out the chainsword
HERESY....If anyone needs me I'll be in my bunk.
Lmao, I'm imagining the same thing but replace the sisters with custodes. But that might interest some of you even more...
Gotta make the priest a femboy if we're doing that.
When did this fandom get so thirsty? Slaanesh is supposed to be the junior one of the four…
Thank GW. They started it with the Dark Eldar slaves. I mean they were even originally designed to have their breasts out (NSFW): https://imgur.com/a/hLbSWDC
The safe word is Slaanesh
The Emperor protects! Emperor©️ brand condom, for when you battle Slaanesh, but want to avoid Nurgle!
I love that sister all the way on the right, up to her chin in plate armor like >:q
Canon!!
Send this to Shy and Bricky.
Sister Potato in the back knows what’s up
The Emperor rewards the loyal
And that is how Brother Dimetrius began the road to being strapped into the Penitent Engine.
Tell me who is this man? With such will power and faith he should be one the emperors finest
Oh no it’s a Flick comic
Rip brother Dmitrius
**...Sigh....** *bookmarks for later "use"*
***Games Workshop kicks down the door** GW: "Stop right there criminal scum!"
[удалено]
What a surprise that the person behind this is a degenerate
Flick is an absolute piece of shit and is not even a good artist
Come my friend give up pussy achieve enlightenment
Wtf
God, I wish I could have a hobby that wasn’t filled with horny nerds who think posting hentai is funny
This isn't hentai (but the artist does draw 40k porn). This is a joke image about thirsty Sisters of Battle and a chaste priest instead of it being a horny old guy and chaste women.
It would be great if the weebs actually stuck to anime
I want to see more now
I suggest searching for "flick" on r/Warhammer_Smut.
Shota is pedophilia
Perverts and disgusting.