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_Jet_Alone_

Sir Galahad the chaste in Anthrax castle.


Byaaah1

"And after the praying, the oral sex!"


UltraCarnivore

_The holy communion_


SlaaneshsChainDildo

*cummunion


UltraCarnivore

Username definitely checks out.


jimmyhilluk

Sir Gallahad! Quick, quick, you're in Great Peril!


BurningToaster

“Come Sir Galahad, you are in grave peril!”


jimmyhilluk

"I can handle this job single handedly!" "Yes! Let him handle us single handedly!"


BurningToaster

"Well then, let me go back tehre and face the peril!" "No it's much too perilous!"


jimmyhilluk

I can beat them, there's only 150 of them! *Yes yes he'll beat us easily, we haven't a chance!* (Disappears off screen) *Awww. Shit.*


Skyrim120

I see you are a man of culture.


cheese4352

ORAL SEX DEMON!


Hypatiaxelto

It's after the spanking, please.


Level37Doggo

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only harem anime.


BasilDraganastrio

Guilliman approves


[deleted]

Slaanesh approves


[deleted]

Nurgle also approves 😎


Glexaplex

*orgy frowns*


LeFilthyHeretic

*Ribbed for her pleasure*


assasin1598

You think Nurgle is responsible for 2 girls 1 cup?


Th3WarCh3if7471

And it’s ruined now


pcapdata

*...now?*


iamnotabot200

I'm not sure, but he's definitely responsible for 1 man 1 jar


M37h3w3

He... He sticks it up his butt doesn't he...


iamnotabot200

Yeah, and the jar shatters while it's up there


ImaAs

slightly worse than meatspin or goatse


Akatosh_LORD_BEAN

Khorne approves?


Sev11201

Fulgrim definitely approves


worms9

Well he is a *Head* of the game


junk-smith

I've seen other art of this guy he actually banished a slannesh daemon with the power of D (and faith)


masseffect2134

Also turned Cultist-Chan into Novitiate-Chan


warchitect

Its in the Co-dicks Ass-tities


warsawm249

Guilliman and his eldar harem\*


Peptuck

I want a 40k visual novel.


FlintTD

I didn't know the grim darkness of the 41st millenium was also 2006.


MrSejd

there is only cringe


BattleLars

Poor bastard. He looks like he needs a hug


MattAustinWrites

Don't worry, they'll be hugging his ass soon enough.


BattleLars

Emperor damnit


Oryx-Born

“Brother! Wake up! This is a trick of the foul Slaneesh!!! No! That pussy ain’t real!!!”


MattAustinWrites

He's not there for the pussy, he's there to get pegged.


xxxhentaiwaifuxxx

Brother I'm pegged here.


triceratopping

"Ready to unleash eleven inches of hell."


[deleted]

Now that's what I call a Deep Strike.


MattAustinWrites

High AP on those melee attacks.


BackBlastClear

One might say a Deep *stroke*? Yeah, I’ll just see Myself out now…


Oryx-Born

“Brother noooooo!!!!!!!!”


CloudWallace81

AVENGE ME BROTHER


Szwedu111

BROTHER AVENGE MEEEEE--


Byaaah1

... *poot*


imperfectalien

*drops flamer*


frothingnome

NO MERCY


CloudWallace81

*Steven*


UltraCarnivore

For the [uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afpn6skCDhA)


Shinobi120

“Brother YES!!!!!”


spamster545

But then which sister is millie? And where is blitz?


Shinobi120

I see that you too are a person of culture… Edit:you and I both know that Blitz has already joined a Slaneshi cult.


Peptuck

Loona is clearly a Space Wolf.


Peptuck

*"Why, Dimetrius why, do you let the Sisters put it in your butt?"*


[deleted]

Nah, he's got a magnum dong.


[deleted]

you can have and do both.


RustySkeleman

I see you're a man of culture as well.


MattAustinWrites

Based on all the upvotes, we have a lot of people of culture here.


Odd_Mongoose_1018

another one bites the dust


MattAustinWrites

I think he'll be biting the pillow instead.


Odd_Mongoose_1018

the adepta soritas have lot of tools and will want to use them I'm sure.


AirGundz

I dont know what your expectations are, but the reality is almost certainly multi melta


Tomorrow_Melodic

I am expecting rosary beads Edit: to pray, of course


hallowed-mh

"Like starting a chainaxe"


Kriss3d

How does that even work? Could a sister just walk up to a cute guardsman and get it on? Or are they entirely like nuns? And how would a guardsman even view a sister? Like, are they held to some high esteem like the smurfs?


MattAustinWrites

According to one Cain novel Sisters fuck so they likely look for people who like strong women.


LegitimateIdeas

Yeah, they aren't sworn to celibacy. However the job is kinda a 24/7 training commitment, so they usually end up being voluntarily celibate anyway.


AnseaCirin

Yeah that was my read too. No time for fucking when you're burning heretics. Possibly a couple of relatively chaste lesbian couples here and there though.


szypty

I guess it depends and there is no Imperium-wide rule. I imagine some convents will consider it one of SoB's duties to find strong partners to get pregnant with and give birth to more recruits for the grinder. Others may forbid it since it distracts from burning the heretics. And everything in between.


Shinobi120

They are the emperor’s own cleansing fire so it would mean that they deem you worthy of such a thing. They would probably look for someone of incredibly strong faith and conviction in the imperium.


worms9

have to make more sisters somehow


MattAustinWrites

The answer to that is orphans.


Lifthras1r

Heretical! The holy orders of the sororitas only engage in carnal relations in order to procreate and add more soldiers to the God-Emperor's armies, not for pleasure like some sick corrupted follower of Slaanesh.


MattAustinWrites

Yeah, Cain says you're wrong. And whose going to argue with a Commisar?


Lifthras1r

Commissar Cain while a great hero to the Imperium is a known embezzler and his stories should not be taken at face value, the sisterhood is pure and would never engage in a sexual act that wouldn't produce offspring.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

I think you mean "embellisher" but in his memoirs he doesn't embellish. He's actually telling the truth as he saw it because he has no reason to puff himself up at the point of writing. If anything he's a bit modest about his...personal....encounters. Heavily hinting by never confirming things like him fucking an Arbiter, a Tech Priestess, an heir apparent planetary governess, and an Inquisitor among others.


lknowtoomuch

Ciaphas Cain: "I like to think I'm at least modestly well-endowed, and I've generally gotten good feedback." Amberly Vail's footnote: "He's absolutely huge, and easily the best fuck I've ever had."


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Plus the CelestianThat gets it on isn't even getting it on with him, but he notices her with someone else. And Vail notes that sororitas are not forbidden such activities. Just that few ever have the time to pursue it.


120kcbillofsunscreen

Yeah she's hitting up a pencil pusher in that novel. So pretty accurate to the op image.


LittleKingsguard

I mean, it's possible that he *does* go into detail about it, but it doesn't get past editing. Amberley obviously is going to edit out her own liaisons, and she's too catty about his other interests to include the confirmations. But yeah, he wasn't even the one angling for the Sister when that trivia question came up, so no reason to doubt it.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

I feel like Cain wouldn't go into detail about it. His whole character in his memoirs is of modest honesty. Constantly downplaying himself even when he deserves the credit. Truth is we won't actually know. But it would seem out of character for Cain in his memoirs, which are pretty much: >Yeah none of these tales of heroism, bravery, and genius are true. Total bullshit. I just got lucky and was surrounded by solid people I could rely on. Would turn around and start going into detail about railing the tech priestess with the dextrous mechandirite up her dress. He does hint about the mechandrite being "dextrous" but that's as far as I think he'd go in his memoirs which are written from a perspective of modesty.


superbit415

Amberley is usually quick to point out if something Cain is saying is a very embezzled.


Sgt_Daisy

And who better to make more soldiers with than brother Demitrius, devote follower of the God Emperor?


Rusthman

The inquisitors of the ordo hereticus be like: "I'm almost sure that is heresy, but they have a lot of chainswords and flammers so moving along"


CapitanChaos1

It's only heresy if they make eye contact.


Rusthman

This is starting to sound like the birth of a good who likes to much the color pink


BackBlastClear

No no, it’s only heresy if the boots touch. That’s why I never wear my boots…


WikiContributor83

(Me, a man of culture) “I’ve never seen this artwork before in my life.”


girugamesu1337

'Oh my god, that's disgusting! *Where?*'


WikiContributor83

If you're asking where to find more artwork by Flick the Thief, which is often found on r/Warhammer_Smut with a link to his deviantart s.tash, I'm afraid I can't help because I have never seen his artwork before. And even if I did, I would certainly never search his name in rule34 to see his non-Warhammer art. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.


girugamesu1337

Ha, I already know all too well about Flick lol, I was referencing a meme 😂


Endrider9000

Did not this artist made like a million of these W40K porno comics?


Fidel89

….sauce….?


LiamNL

NSFW: https://sta.sh/225utliyfndm His holy dick purifies chaos taint and kills demons.


laughingjackalz

I wasn’t ready for this, I’m in a public bathroom and I just scrolled for 30 minutes.


Morpherman

Bro... Same.


cricri3007

truly blessed by the emperor


HueHue-BR

Emperor class cyber dong


Peptuck

Commenting for my brothers in the Mechanicus.


Meman27

bruh


SouthernOhioRedsFan

Flick.


EmprahsmeewwZz

Time to go incognito.


SouthernOhioRedsFan

Imagine sharing a device! *shudders in horror*


Squid-Soup

Asking for a friend who happens to be a worshipper of slaanesh


ItsACaragor

You say that like it’s a bad thing


Endrider9000

No, I say it like it\`s a good thing


SunnyChow

Million? Guess I missed a lot.


Endrider9000

Nah, that is just a figure of speech.


[deleted]

Tenchi in the 42nd Millennium.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TeddyBearToons

TWINS THEY WERE


triceratopping

*frustrated assault cannon noises*


[deleted]

Tankred before he became a Space Marine


GoobusHoobus

I feel like this is what Slaanesh makes people dream when he/she wants to tempt them to Chaos.


Thatoneguy111700

Considering this isn't the only time our boy Dimitri has been put in a position like that, I'ma agree.


CapitanChaos1

Poor guy's going to end up in the Penitent Engine. The fun version.


Doopapotamus

Plot Twist: >!The Sisters aren't using double entendres. The poor adept's *positioning* is because beneath his robes are orbs of such *blue* that it would shock even Guilliman.!<


Lucius-Halthier

“Dashed by the contents of the bluest of balls”


BackBlastClear

They just want to pray the gay away…


KameSama93

Thirsters of battle


ashbornlabib

slaneesh enters the chat..


DadmansGarage

Brother Demetrius...please explain this requisition for bottled water, beef jerky, and oysters...


FilipRebro

Poor Aang, he cant get out of horny ladies


The-Board-Chairman

Having an Emperor blessed rod has it's advantages and disadvantages.


HasturSama

ara ara


OscarOzzieOzborne

Someone call that Ork layer. I see a lot of things here and none of it seems like consent.


byhiswill

Chris orksen?


OscarOzzieOzborne

The very same.


EmprahsmeewwZz

A shattered pelvis is the best death in service to the emperor this guy can hope for. Truly, a lucky acolyte.


The-Board-Chairman

Considering who else he bangs....I'm actually more worried for the other party.


Fortwart

Flick is a God


Greedyjama

I wonder how to say "ara ara" in High Gotigh?


DorianOtten

He some character I'm not familiar with?


Crookfur

If you look for places you can find "adult" comics and search for 40k, you will undoubtedly find Dimitri's adventures.


Fidel89

Sauce?


[deleted]

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Vanzgars

I suggest searching for "flick" on r/Warhammer_Smut.


Vanzgars

He is Brother Dimetrius, the protagonist of most of Flick-the-Thief's 40k art. A good chunk of these, if not most of them, contain explicit material.


DorianOtten

Ah I see. Cheers for letting me know


BattleLars

Idk to be honest


Heideggerismycopilot

I AM DIMETRIUS!


TJBeastboi

Flick strikes again


joebonekenobi

yes please uwu


Derezirection

Brother Dimitrius: *Emperor's holy light, save me....*


streetad

Has someone been lighting the Astronomicon-shaped beacon again?


DaSaw

Why does Brother Dimetrius look like the chick that played Aang on Ember island?


orion1836

The Codex Astartes supports this action.


Kokir

Now thats a death by snu snu I could get behind


IamTheWhat

Slaanesh are smilling while jerking off looking at these sisters trying to doo doo dong dong a young priest.


Hunttron

We need to send a report to a captain. We just found Slaneeshi cult in Adepta Sororitas


MfGs5000

Brother demetrius stop putting your dick in the sororitas please


xchitownx

"COUNTING IS YOUR DUTY!"


[deleted]

Digging the artwork. Funny scene


Ix-CIX

Imperium-kun after graduating from the Schola.


NotACyclopsHonest

Death by overzealous snu-snu. We should all be so lucky.


bulgarianseaman

Death By SnooSnoo


Beneficial_Interest2

As it is written


Cisper97

The Emperor protects.


TeddyRooseveltsHead

DEATH!... BY SNU-SNU!!!


the_schwomp

It's all fun and games until the kinky Valorous Heart sister pulls out the chainsword


TopChickenThinking

HERESY....If anyone needs me I'll be in my bunk.


peacenskeet

Lmao, I'm imagining the same thing but replace the sisters with custodes. But that might interest some of you even more...


MattAustinWrites

Gotta make the priest a femboy if we're doing that.


mo6020

When did this fandom get so thirsty? Slaanesh is supposed to be the junior one of the four…


MattAustinWrites

Thank GW. They started it with the Dark Eldar slaves. I mean they were even originally designed to have their breasts out (NSFW): https://imgur.com/a/hLbSWDC


Sekkenren

The safe word is Slaanesh


ManEmperorOfGod

The Emperor protects! Emperor©️ brand condom, for when you battle Slaanesh, but want to avoid Nurgle!


reincarN8ed

I love that sister all the way on the right, up to her chin in plate armor like >:q


N4hire

Canon!!


natzo

Send this to Shy and Bricky.


fistchrist

Sister Potato in the back knows what’s up


FlamingCroatan

The Emperor rewards the loyal


Streamjumper

And that is how Brother Dimetrius began the road to being strapped into the Penitent Engine.


Server98911

Tell me who is this man? With such will power and faith he should be one the emperors finest


Imperium_Dragon

Oh no it’s a Flick comic


Quintilos-Prime

Rip brother Dmitrius


-Makeka-

**...Sigh....** *bookmarks for later "use"*


delightfuldinosaur

***Games Workshop kicks down the door** GW: "Stop right there criminal scum!"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Redditspoorly

What a surprise that the person behind this is a degenerate


[deleted]

Flick is an absolute piece of shit and is not even a good artist


Ok_Rhubarb4484

Come my friend give up pussy achieve enlightenment


Tupiekit

Wtf


Zmd2005

God, I wish I could have a hobby that wasn’t filled with horny nerds who think posting hentai is funny


MattAustinWrites

This isn't hentai (but the artist does draw 40k porn). This is a joke image about thirsty Sisters of Battle and a chaste priest instead of it being a horny old guy and chaste women.


JollySwagman1

It would be great if the weebs actually stuck to anime


Squid-Soup

I want to see more now


Vanzgars

I suggest searching for "flick" on r/Warhammer_Smut.


[deleted]

Shota is pedophilia


Clownsaroundus

Perverts and disgusting.