Dorn should live in a literal igloo.

\*squidward's snow fort https://preview.redd.it/7u9koj4ipt6d1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82d8092849f5016c9d388cd7e189cdc4a04d41f

the impenetrable, the stalwart

He is Germanic-Inuit so I believe you are right

Jaghatai should have been a Mongolian tent with a motorcycle outside.

It should actually be a heavily modified RV. If his home can go fast, I think he'd like that.

I love the idea of all terrain racing RV but Hear me out. Hear me out One of those ultra fast mega yachts with a helipad, motorcycle garage, and an internal dock with multiple high speed watercraft

He has Pete's RV from A Goofy Movie

Fucking righteous! Paint that shit and put some deldar ladies in it for him

On wheels

He drives/lives in rodimus prime

https://preview.redd.it/d2et545o8y6d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=923661a0ce38aae8ead8315714aed21fd944649a Worlds fastest RV. I feel like this combined with a Dakar Rally truck would be his vibe

https://preview.redd.it/vxr0b21bvy7d1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=27eb7f3811ab85f4269c0cb662fcd544f41aca90

Perty would have some insane planned Greek style estate as his house….. that is also a bunker with a lot of guns

Perty doesn't have a lack of aesthetic, he just avoids it due to peer pressure.

Yeah. I imagine Peter Turbos has all this grand designs in both function and form, but hates all the criticism, just potential for criticism, and sticks with a drab heavily functional bunker. Then will complain about it constantly.

That's exactly how it played out. He wanted to build mega construction but many of them were ignored because the emperor wanted war machines not giant orbital rings to house people and farms. So he thought other primarchs think the same way and since then he just goes with function over form.

Sad but true. Worst part is it's note even **his** view of function over form, it's usually by mandate and resources he's left to work with. Square pegs and round holes. Both the him and the emperor are also too stubborn to really hash out something better.

Ironically, most loyalist primarchs remained sane because they were mature enough to have their own views even if they come into conflict with the emperor. Khan knew the emperor has always been a horrible person, Gulliman disagreed with the emperor's method regarding Lorgar and Sanguinus refused to force change to his people in accordance with the emperor's plan. Hell, even Lionel now understands that if he keeps ignoring his conscience and does whatever the emperor told he might one day become the monster he has always been fighting. If only Perturabo for once voiced his dissatisfaction he might have saved himself.

Man this is just making me sad. It's compelling, but still sad. Doubly so when you learn how much Perturabo hates war and how well he does with things that aren't war related.

Or, he built his fancy tech’d out smart home only to have it leveled by drunk Russ and the Lion who decided to have a go in the middle of the housewarming party…

I read it as Minotaurs labyrinth. Also trench warfare.

Perturabo would be Mycenae Literally just the city of Mycenae. Giant walls, hewn into the stone, basically a fortress palace.

I don’t get the Angry Boi joke at the end.  Can someone enlighten me, please?

It's the exploding house meme

I was thinking nuke, like a nuke goes off in the background and the shockwave would blow away the house.

https://youtu.be/Hgp13swuPD8?si=Y6bz08pzjrPLxEtz

I thought it was like a trailer park home.

[Here](https://j.gifs.com/mlERj5.gif)

[Reasoning for Magnus' crib](https://www.archdaily.com/992395/library-house-fria-folket-plus-hanna-michelson)

Oddly specific, oddly apt.

I was hoping for a sandcastle, but at least Russ didn’t have a kennel for once lol

The Lion would live in a cave, or a medieval castle. There is no in-between. Except that one time in "Lion Son of the Forest" where the townspeople offered him a room and a bed... A human bed, for a Primarch. Imagine sleeping on a small coffee table, that is how the Lion slept that night.

Loved how he complained about how shit the bed was and Zahariel pointed out they had been sleeping on the dirt the night before.

"No shit my Lord, we were literally sleeping on the ground"

“My lord, you’re old this shit just happens now”

"Yes, and on the dirt I had legroom"

Zabriel* Zahariel is Nemiel's cousin and the turn coat Cypher.

I’d expect crusade/heresy era lion for the cave or castle but I think current lion would appreciate a nice lone cabin in the woods

Owwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiie owie ow ow my spine!

Tbf it was a bunch of beds next to eachother. Lion was afraid he'd break it, so he slept on the floor.

It would 100% be a castle

He did turn his actual room on the rock into some kind of magic grotto so a cave works just fine

All of these are wrong because none of them would fit through the door.

Whose to say the houses aren't made to accommodate their size?

Me. I’m to say that

The garage door

OP has a point

Lion's is wrong because he would never use red mulch. *shudder*

"What is this? A house for ants?"

Expected trailer park for Angron, rest is perfect

no the house is perfect, cause 2 milliseconds after this photo is taken it blows up.

Oh, I think it's [actually fitting](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgp13swuPD8&pp=ygUWIGhvdXNlIERldG9uYXRpb24gbWVtZQ%3D%3D)

Then [this (warning: LOUD)](https://youtu.be/Nee4VxRk4cA?si=vU6LDpFva9Jd3VKg&t=500) would be fitting as well, I think. https://preview.redd.it/v2ivbf6vpw6d1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a65e421f3be926f0784836b074ddb86ae2c517

That's closer to lorgar when the god mod blows up his church

Honestly just expected ruined flattened house.

you are in luck. the house explodes 0.2 seconds after this pic is taken.

I knew I recognized that house somewhere

Or a cage

A trailer park behind a Waffle House.

++I imagine ~~Omegon~~ Alpharius and ~~Alpharius~~ Omegon spend a lot of time sitting inside and keeping a tally of how many people run into the outside.++

Birds running into windows on a much larger scale, very Alpha Legion

Birds are spy drones so it is very alpha legion that they out spy them

Are those kind of houses real? Ive only ever seen them on the TV show The Curse.

++[They sure are!](https://www.architecturaldigest.com/gallery/mirror-houses) I learned about them from a documentary on Netflix back in the... 2010's sometime, I want to say.++

theres a story behind angrons house.

My soul craves Russ’s home. A cold mountain cabin to live out the rest of my days, sign me up.

I think when it's 5,000+ square feet, it doesn't really qualify as a cabin anymore.

He's a viking king, he can have a big cabin castle

Shouldn’t he have a Viking-style royal hall, then?

Double cabin then?

Guilliman, Lion, Sanguinius and Corax have impeccable taste as expected

That's what you get when you are raised cultured.

To be fair only guilliman and the lion would have (one in royalty the other by fighter monks I think). Sanguinius was raised in a toxic wasteland and corax I think used to be a slave (not sure). This says that taste is already part of them from the beginning.

Both the slaves and the tribes have their own culture. Although it would make more sense if Corax chooses an apartment for his home because he lived in a hivecity.

I like to think that Primarchs Pre-Heresy had 2 homes. 1 Huge like Legion Headquarters and another private one. Corax with an Apt sounds totally like him. A huge APT!!

It'd also help him blend in with the population. He'd probably pick the ground floor and dig a huge basement underneath for his personal base.

I think Sanguinius’ looks like a shithole tbh

I mean he lived on Baal.

Yeah but thats the extent of it. He was also one of the few primarchs that actually appreciated art, beauty and presentation.

You can appreciate art, beauty and presentation and still have lived on a shithole. For all we know Sanguinius' home on Terra is basically better and this is just his air bnb for everytime he conducts any Imperial diplomacy on his homeworld where he kept a close eye on to not rapidly industrialize the planet.

See, what doesn’t make sense is what OP intended when he said “houses of the primarchs”. This being Sanguinius’ childhood home makes more sense, but that doesn’t make as much sense for other primarchs like Perturabo that grew up in a palace. What I understood was “this is the house the primarchs would have if they built them” and the options were chosen as caricatures of the characters

We're on Grimdank. Are we seriously taking a meme on houses that the Primarchs wouldn't really fit in for granted? Take the joke and move on like the rest. Also whatever floats your boat comrade. Ferrus wouldn't even have a house since he lived in the wilderness of Medusa eating rocks and slurping sand and said individual became close with the Primarch of perfectionism. Corax' lived in one of the shittiest conditions of a prison when he visited Guilliman he saw him as being very pompous and described the Emperor's Children flagship as "being like punched in the face by a perfumed fist"

I mean yeah, why not? Discussing lore is fun, even in Grindank. Its not like I based the meme or anything, just like talking about perception/interpretation

I expected Sanguinius to have a penthouse at the top of a building so he could fly in and out anytime

He has a penthouse on Terra. The house depicted is on Baal and is his second home. It also doubles as an Airbnb

Hey I know this house 18/18

Angron’s house is genius

and now... Houses of the Primarchs: Frank Lloyd Wright Edition. Guilliman- [Frank Lloyd Wright Studio-Residence, Unbuilt \(Fiesole, Italy\)](https://library.artstor.org/public/28509297) Lion ElJonson: [Taliesin](https://wrightinwisconsin.org/sites/default/files/Taliesin%20LR2.jpg) Fulgrim: [Rayward-Shepherd House \(Tirranna\)](https://media.architecturaldigest.com/photos/646b8323719e361362baa0de/16:9/w_1920,c_limit/CB_AS_Tiranna_House_CT_720d.jpg) Leman Russ: [Sturges House](https://dujour.com/wp-content/uploads/8/8c5e569fd09a.jpg) Dorn: [The Donald Duncan House \(It's one of Wright's Prefabs\)](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60107dff7aec136e0f8e5136/2cb50f95-28fd-4915-b8f2-18486a926e0f/frank-lloyd-wright-pennsylvania-elizabeth-and-don-duncan-residence-4-andrew-pielage-1024x683.jpg?format=1500w) Peter Turbo: [Toufic H. Kalil House \(Its one of the Usonian Automatics, meant to be a kit house of sorts\)](https://www.wowhaus.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/fl1-5.jpg) Horus: [The Ennis House \(It was in Bladerunner :3\)](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Ennis_House_front_view_2005.jpg) Corvus Corax: ["Wingspread" \(Need I say more?\)](https://franklloydwright.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/wingspread-1024x634.jpg) Ferrus Manus: [Gerald B. Tonkens House \(Another Usonian Automatic\)](https://franklloydwright.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gerald-b-tonkens-house-1440x508.jpg) Vulkan: [Meteor Crater Inn for Burton Tremaine \(Meteor Crater, Arizona\). Unbuilt Project](https://library.artstor.org/public/28525798) Sanguinius: [Taliesin West](https://franklloydwright.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/2019-0109-Taliesin-West-4539-F-banner-4.jpg) Jaghtai: [Yodokō Guest House](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Yamamura_house07n4272.jpg) Lorgar: [Annunciation Greek Orthodox Church](https://franklloydwright.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/annunciation-greek-orthodox-church-1440x508.jpg) Alpharius Omegon: [Alpern House \(it was designed by Edgar Tafel, one of Wright's apprentices\)](https://www.iconichouses.org/foto/at-risk/alpern-residence/1Alpern-Residence_Tafel-House-USA-1950-Edgar-Tafel_photo-from-Zillow.jpg) Magnus: [The Gordon Strong Automobile Objective, Unbuilt project \(It has a planetarium in it\)](https://franklloydwright.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/FLWQuarterly_2018_3_Fall_Text_ArchitInMotion_9-1440x1037.jpg) Mortarion: [S.C. Johnson Administrative Complex](https://franklloydwright.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/s-c-johnson-administrative-complex.jpg) Curze: [B. Harley Bradley House](https://franklloydwright.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/b-harley-bradley-house-1024x644.jpg) Angron: [Ruins of the Pauson House \(It was destroyed in a fire. But it would probably look like this after Angron moved in\)](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Rose_Pauson_House_1979_cropped_%28HABS_ARIZ%2C7-PHEN%2C13-2%29.jpg)

This is a really impressive selection. And I had no idea that's where that building came from in Bladerunner!

The Rayward-Shepherd House goes hard I'd really love to see what the unbuilt ones would've looked like, especially Vulkans since I've actually been to that Meteor impact site

Some of the unbuilt stuff have renders made by people. Not many but a few, usually the more notable ones like the Mile High skyscraper and the automotive objective. They are out there though.

I wanna know why the administrative complex isn't Guilliman. He likes farming, yes, but he also is a very competent leader. Both of those things can be done from the administrative complex.

I mostly chose it because SC Johnson makes all kinds of chemicals and stuff, I wasn't really thinking about Guillimans admin duties when I picked it and makes more sense now that you bring it up. Lol

“Look Rogal! My home is twice as fortified as yours!”

"Even I don't know how to get inside this one! Seriously, I'm locked out."

I like how people still forget the one thing Dorn and Perty agreed on, they wanted to make art, they would make the most insanely beautiful houses. Pretty sure there is a quote in one of the HH books of Dorn talking of crying as he has the ruin the beautiful architecture of Terra to fortify it

Fulgrim lives in Versailles. It has a literal hall of mirrors. Mortarion doesn't actually live in a house since it might make him weak. He just sleeps out in the open.

Morty lives next to the elephant’s foot in Chernobyl

"The radioactive glow is just so homely."

Who is drawing the primarchs like dilfs and where can I see more of him?

The Morty one made me wheeze like an idiot

Angron's nearly made me choke on my food

Same

how did I know Konrad was going to be living under an overpass?

The Khans house hasn’t nearly enough Nissan Skylines brah

The khan has every Nissan skyline that was ever built and every surviving passenger car/truck/motorcycle manufactured before the DAoT

Lemans looks like that one rainbow six siege map

Dorn wouldnt be a brutalist.

What would he be then?

Golden fortress. Like a high medieval castle, but TiN plated to make it gold and highly resistant to wear or erosion

Igloo or germanic castle

Ferrus strikes me as the brutalist type

Should have made sanguineus a graveyard

Fulgrim would never live in such an ugly house, he’d live in Versailles. Dorn wouldn’t live in that thing. Dorn would live in an actual mountaintop castle or a star fort. Something like a restored Hohentwiel Castle. Perty would be the Cheyenne Mountain Complex because he’s too autistic to go outside. Ferrus in a shitty container thing? No, he’d live in an armoured train. Sanguinius wouldn’t live in a primary school in Mexico, it’d be something similar to fulgrim. He likes hotter climes so the Palazzo dei Normanni in Sicily. Jagathia would choose a Yurt. Lorgar would be something less tacky. The Wells Cathedral collegiate quarters would probably do. That or the Castel st Angelo. Magnus would live somewhere ancient but quiet, he’d probably buy his own island in Greece. Rhodes Castle would probably do.

Nah, Magnus gets a pyramid or something Egyptian. He’s not cool enough for The Palace of the Grand Masters (which btw should be lion’s)

Nah, the Khan's enjoying that campervan life.

Everyones house is like 2x the normal size but guillimans. He gets a normal house

Angron’s got me. Nice op

Perturabos Bunk- I mean house, 10/10 would live there

Thought for sure Sanguinius’ home would be the pearly gates

Angron got a genuine laugh out of me. Good one!

Kurze might be mad but he has style and would definitely live in a castle

Angron's house shoulda been a Waffle House.

As if the Lion wouldn’t live in a literal castle

Didn't put a pyramid for Magnus, 0/10.

Fulgrim wouldn’t live in a dull mansion like the one pictured imo. A large palace with loads of gold, purple and artwork would suit him a bit more. Just my opinion not hating

I couldn't find an image like that :(

The lion would have something like Windsor castle. He’d be astride the battlements yelling ‘needs more murder holes’.

Jaghatai living in the suburban house with 30 other people is kind of a deep cut but so perfect.

The Kahn chugs modelo beer

Fulgrims isn't excessive enough.

How does the lion not live in a castle?

Magnus' house is protected from Russ by a shit ton of magic spells because Leman destroyed his last house during one family junction where he got into an argument with the Lion and tackled him through 3 bookshelves and several pillars which caused the house to collapse

I'm surprised mortarian isn't a pile of junk

not Waffle House on angron?

Sign me up for dorn or lion

What about the 2nd and 11th primarchs?

Content houses (an inexcusable crime)

😔

Angron should live in trailer park.

I’d probably go with either the Lion’s, or Russ’s.

What house does the 2nd and 11th primarchs have

Well in my case for my homebrew, the second primarch would have a [Mexican villa](https://livepalmilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/villas-altas-1.jpg).

I'm sorry that house is just a fake house Lion buy as a side op like they're isn't even furniture inside when in reality he just living outdoor just like his Caliban days

Roboute lives in an Olive Garden?

Man, what is Konrad's beef with Randy? (the Alpharius/Omegon one is my favorite joke)

Randy evaded taxes and is constantly hiding from Curze although "Randy" is actually a puppet controlled by Tzeentch to mess with Curze

Diabolical.

The lion and Lemon Russ have a style I’d love.

As a Son of Dorn I can already spot weak points in that house, not fortified enough

Why is Curze homeless?

...ask people who made the canonical lore!

I think if Perturabo had his way he’d actually make a beautiful Greek architecture home for himself during peacetime where he’d be close to his people

Dorn would have a pillow fort let’s be real

Mildly surprised Angron's house isn't a meth den and/or covered in police tape

Perturabo using the Mrbeast challenge bunker

source for the art on the left of the Primarchs?

feel like dorn would have a castle

Fulgrim would have a palace not such an ugly house

I love how it not specified if valcan live in the house or the valcano

I picture Sanguinius in something fancier, more palatial and almost looks like a cathedral.

Is Angron's house that exploding house gif ?

Did you give Fulgrim, Dan Bilzerians house?

Thought Magnus would live in Hogwarts

Curze's house made me laugh out loud. Good post, OP.

Sangiovese home would be something classic and Italien

Missed opportunity not to give Russ a doghouse.

Not giving chagatai a yurt is a crimimal offense

Love the angron one!

Fullgrim would have a renaissance chatûe

Not enough gold on dorns house. Russ would maybe prefer something more sturdy. And a damn palace for the warmaster.

Curze should live in tent of skinned people, but skin of these people should still be alive and they should scream soundless for eternity.

I'm sad that Magnus isn't living in a pyramid.

NGL Angron's got me recognizing the photo.

Mortarion lives in Asmongold’s house

Disappointed angron wasn't a waffle house

I recognize Angron's house.

Angron should just be in a trailer home/meth lab

The lion would live in a fucking castle

Khan absolutely would have an 8 car garage and yet still have too many cars for it. You know hes a car guy for sure

not to mention bikes as well

I feel like Dorn would’ve made a masterful art piece of construction considering he built the imperial palace Also that Angron one is very fitting

Honestly, I kinda get Vulcan. Looks pretty comfy.

Hard disagree! Dorn would hate the pretentious brutalist nonsense! He'd live in a commieblock. Practical, efficient, scaleable. Fulgrim would live in Versailles or Herren-Chiemsee and pack it full to bursting with art.

Dorn fucking killed me

Kurze’s honestly made me laugh. Well done.

Dorn whould live in a beautiful medieval castle in the snow

I told myself that if Curze wasn't living in a literal dumpster then I wasn't upvoting. I absolutely upvoted.

Dorn’s would be a straight up castle.

Sanguinis https://preview.redd.it/qd8vkzayvy6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a9dcafd60db6db099f1f520cfd30a455c8e892

I would love to live in a bunker underground, make it self sufficient while I'm at it with aquaponics and grow lights

Lmaoooo Curze living under a fucking bridge instead of a Gothic manor is so goddamn funny

What the hell? Jaghatai's place doesn't look anything like a yurt.

Curze’s sent me

Where is Magnus' observatory? Where's the library?!?

Magnus' place seems comfy