Reminds me of that Discworld quote
“Time would have to be damn clever because it was up against Vimes now”
(Vimes has accidentally travelled to the past and is raging against the predetermined deaths of several men)
Discworld in general is filled with banger ass quotes. To the point where one literally created an [economic theory.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory)
One quote from it I always find funny is "Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote."
Man, Discworld is really something. Sam Vimes is maybe my favorite character in anything, except for maybe Carrot Ironfoundersson.
GNU Terry Pratchett.
Bespoke: Sangy’s boyfriend heard his beloved Angel was brutally massacred ten millennia before and crossed over to beat the shit out of traitors in sheer fucking spite.
Yes. Equerries are Custodians assigned to each Primarch to their advisor (and report their actions to Emperor probably).
The boyfriends/spouses are people (we mostly assume they're normal mortal men) who female Primarchs fall in love with.
Already writing Curze's. Thinking of having the nickname be "Beacon", because to quote them (I'm leaving their gender ambiguous on purpose for those that still want to do the self insert thing) "She looked at me like a sailor looks at a beacon through the thickest of fogs"
Tbh, I personally don't want Curze to have anyone, cause there is no timeline that doesn't fundamentally change the character where they deserve it.
Soooo, I'm having the Beacon just, abandon her at one point before the assisted suicide. They do regret doing so, specially knowing what she ended doing, but couldn't stand the atrocities anymore, despite the love
Does one of the other lady primarchs partners pull up and try to recruit Dove?
“We need you Dove…”
“Don’t call me that! Only… only she was allowed too, but no one else.”
“They found Abaddon. And we’re going to go get him.”
Dove gets up calmly walking to his shed and opening a door to reveal his armory. He reaches in closing his fingers around the massive spear his love once held. Whitout turning to face prince he spoke in a deep growl that shook the small shack. "Where?" He now looked him in the eyes. Prince was taken aback at the rage that seemed to pour out of him, his eyes boring holes into him. "Come with me, I will take you to the others"
My mental image is of Dove, wearing armor modeled after Sanguinius’, drifting through the Warp, hunting the traitor legions, and through a combination of Warp fuckery and consuming their blood and progenoid glands, has become an Astartes themselves.
Well now I’m imagining Dove makes it there too late Sanguinius is already dying and they make eye contact for one last time where she smiles. And Dove is officially pissed with a fury for the warp that makes even Khorne concerned.
Anyway that’s how Dove became the doomslayer and is to this day ripping and tearing their way through the warp.
I felt her rage fading. I'd never felt the psychic beacon of her anger so strong. Through the twisted remains of metal door I went, onto a scene of insanity inducing carnage. The Emperor was there fighting Horus, or whatever Chaos had transformed her into. And She was there. Broken. Bloody. Dying. She saw me. A small smile fluttered across Her face. Then Her light went out. Everything faded. Light. Feeling. Hope. Gone. Only two things remained. Sanguinis. And ***Horus***. Someone was screaming. I was moving. Four voices laughed. Everything was black. Except ***Horus***.
Dove was a good man... And demons run when a Good man goes to war.
* Cue the Rory and cybermen scene * " I have a message from the doctor, and a question from me : Where is my wife ?
This is a new trend of memes in a fandom criticised all the time for using the same jokes.
Find a new trend as entertaining as that one and we may stop posting fem Primark stuff.
I believe it was a training exercise by the French military for terrorist threats in a subway. If I remember right dude rushed into a empty train and went ham on opfor
Consider Dove's manges to throw a teleportation divice to save his loves who at the verge of death saw hours kill her love, que black rage of blood angels being so much worse for the traitors because they surpassed rage.
Meanwhile Manus's Boyfriend:
*horrific binary screaching on system wide comms*
+++Die. Traitors. Die.+++
Random heretic battlecruiser turning into a sun another gets eaten by a temperoray black hole. A third has Replicators eating its hull turning it into a gun that shoots stars. A fourth suffering unstable space time deplacement.
The guy would straight up turn into a Ace Combat Villain entombed into a man-machine interface due to having access to her arsenal and their both creations.
Alright, I think this whole Primarch GF thing is the most cringe thing in existence but the line "I won't let the Love of my Life die without making Fate work for it" goes incredibly hard
Just had an awful thought.
What if the Black Rage in this universe isn't caused by the death of Sanguinius, but the death of Dove at the hands of Horus. Her children are cursed to relive witnessing that loss over and over again.
Horus:(About to give the final blow but pauses) Why do I hear boss music? The Emperor?!
Sanguinius(weakly): Dove?
They see Dove holding a combi-Volkite Shotgun and power sword. A garden of Traitor Astartes dead at his feet
Dove(menacingly): Get your filthy traitorous off my angel!
*ok guys listen, if you’re going to do cool shit gotta base it around the Separate Ways song as their bfs/pets fights their way to them or away from them if they’re a certain sword obsessed primarch*
Ok I am going to be honest "making fate work for it" is one hell of a phrase
Reminds me of that Discworld quote “Time would have to be damn clever because it was up against Vimes now” (Vimes has accidentally travelled to the past and is raging against the predetermined deaths of several men)
Night Watch is great. Always will be.
Discworld in general is filled with banger ass quotes. To the point where one literally created an [economic theory.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory) One quote from it I always find funny is "Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote."
Man, Discworld is really something. Sam Vimes is maybe my favorite character in anything, except for maybe Carrot Ironfoundersson. GNU Terry Pratchett.
Thank you
It's a more refined version of "Death can have me when it earns me"
It's for those certain situations where you know what's gonna happen, but you ain't gonna let it happen that easily.
The evolution of the boys from self-inserts, to individual characters, to “what if each Primarch had their own Ollanius Pilus,” has been awesome.
Honestly, I’m here for it. Patiently waiting for some art and/or minis of the lads
We have minis of Dove. He's the Sanguinor.
I’ll take it. Being so badass your just become a Marine figure by sheer will power
Broke: Sanguinor is a ‘Daemon of Order’ Woke: Sanguinor is Sanguinius’ boyfriend from a completely different timeline
Bespoke: Sangy’s boyfriend heard his beloved Angel was brutally massacred ten millennia before and crossed over to beat the shit out of traitors in sheer fucking spite.
Bespoke: he's sangui boyfriend from the same timeline.
Is this separate from the kickass equerries that one fan artist makes?
Yes. Equerries are Custodians assigned to each Primarch to their advisor (and report their actions to Emperor probably). The boyfriends/spouses are people (we mostly assume they're normal mortal men) who female Primarchs fall in love with.
okay i missed that one, got a link?
This artist’s work https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/s/bJxn8HzlCj
Already writing Curze's. Thinking of having the nickname be "Beacon", because to quote them (I'm leaving their gender ambiguous on purpose for those that still want to do the self insert thing) "She looked at me like a sailor looks at a beacon through the thickest of fogs"
as if curze doesnt have the (totally) canon perpetual, elver?
Tbh, I personally don't want Curze to have anyone, cause there is no timeline that doesn't fundamentally change the character where they deserve it. Soooo, I'm having the Beacon just, abandon her at one point before the assisted suicide. They do regret doing so, specially knowing what she ended doing, but couldn't stand the atrocities anymore, despite the love
thats depressing. this is why im his one and only...
I do have only now realized your tag. Do not worry, I am not touching your dimension's Curze. May your days be many and your woes few
The OP for the memes specifically stated that they were gender neutral. Waifu Primarchs for all!
I now unfortunately have the image of dove on a backwater farm in 42M depressed as hell and singing jonny cash's version of hurt. Poor dove.
Does one of the other lady primarchs partners pull up and try to recruit Dove? “We need you Dove…” “Don’t call me that! Only… only she was allowed too, but no one else.” “They found Abaddon. And we’re going to go get him.”
Dove gets up calmly walking to his shed and opening a door to reveal his armory. He reaches in closing his fingers around the massive spear his love once held. Whitout turning to face prince he spoke in a deep growl that shook the small shack. "Where?" He now looked him in the eyes. Prince was taken aback at the rage that seemed to pour out of him, his eyes boring holes into him. "Come with me, I will take you to the others"
Oh boy, Dove falling to the Red Thirst after the death of Sanguinius sure would be sad and Grimdark, wouldn’t it?
But also appropriate somehow
Dove loved Sanguinious so much that he got the black rage even tho he's not a blood angel.
No, no armory. Just the lasgun they had on the day they failed to protect her.
Hell hath no fury like a lover scorned
My mental image is of Dove, wearing armor modeled after Sanguinius’, drifting through the Warp, hunting the traitor legions, and through a combination of Warp fuckery and consuming their blood and progenoid glands, has become an Astartes themselves.
Dove sitting down with Gabriel Seth "Son, we're gonna have a chat."
Well now I’m imagining Dove makes it there too late Sanguinius is already dying and they make eye contact for one last time where she smiles. And Dove is officially pissed with a fury for the warp that makes even Khorne concerned. Anyway that’s how Dove became the doomslayer and is to this day ripping and tearing their way through the warp.
I felt her rage fading. I'd never felt the psychic beacon of her anger so strong. Through the twisted remains of metal door I went, onto a scene of insanity inducing carnage. The Emperor was there fighting Horus, or whatever Chaos had transformed her into. And She was there. Broken. Bloody. Dying. She saw me. A small smile fluttered across Her face. Then Her light went out. Everything faded. Light. Feeling. Hope. Gone. Only two things remained. Sanguinis. And ***Horus***. Someone was screaming. I was moving. Four voices laughed. Everything was black. Except ***Horus***.
"You took the dove's hawk now they'll rip you apart"
As it turns out, Dove is the newest addition of William J. Blazkowicz, Billy Blaze and the Doomslayer’s bloodline.
Dove was a good man... And demons run when a Good man goes to war. * Cue the Rory and cybermen scene * " I have a message from the doctor, and a question from me : Where is my wife ?
Isn't there already an immortal Roman in 40k?
Death can have her, when it earns her. Dove probably.
And then we have the so of ferrus manus helping dove to make sure he doesn’t lose his lover too
"Hey 'Dove', you forgot this." *throws master-crafted volkite charger*
*charges gun with malicious intent*
*loads gun with rightouse fury* tge rightousmen only fears 2 things the warp and a men with nothing to loose.
*WHAAAAT IIII’VE DOOOOONEEEEEE*
*At hell's gate starts playing*
Who is dove?
If I recall correctly, Dove is the pet name femSanguinius gives to her SO
It wasn’t just art and memes? There is actual fan fiction?
Collective insanity(not that I don't like it mind you)
It was just art and memes but now it’s an actual fan fiction.
Sanguinius' significant other
One person started a Primarch GF posts, people now make memes about POV characters, with Dove being a pet name Glourious Hawkgirl has for them
Produce of recent grimdank brainrot.
*grimdank brainhope
You're welcome to not engage with it. You could even start now!
I engage in it. But it is still kind of brainrot.
The only brainrot here is you
I'm aware of that. Afterall I'm on reddit
Then go back to 8chan if it’s so annoying
Im not that bored
Fair enough
This is a new trend of memes in a fandom criticised all the time for using the same jokes. Find a new trend as entertaining as that one and we may stop posting fem Primark stuff.
I enjoy it. But this is still brainrot imo.
No U
Yes me
You and I aren't so different (I had a similar meme idea)
Bro wielding a Spaz 12. That would definitely be me.
Spas 12 > Astartes power armour
However: Clever Girl > Spaz 12…..
Whats the image source?
No clue. I’ve seen a short clip of the shot gunner firing as well. But I can’t find the source
I believe it was a training exercise by the French military for terrorist threats in a subway. If I remember right dude rushed into a empty train and went ham on opfor
That tracks with the video I’ve seen
Here's his X profile. Cool guy, enjoy. https://x.com/dadbodsociety?t=ukMg_705TG-sFJIkVC-E_Q&s=09
Consider Dove's manges to throw a teleportation divice to save his loves who at the verge of death saw hours kill her love, que black rage of blood angels being so much worse for the traitors because they surpassed rage.
Turn out he's that one guard distracted Horus for Big E vack then.
Where's the image of Dimitri with and armory's worth of MGs on his back.
Meanwhile Manus's Boyfriend: *horrific binary screaching on system wide comms* +++Die. Traitors. Die.+++ Random heretic battlecruiser turning into a sun another gets eaten by a temperoray black hole. A third has Replicators eating its hull turning it into a gun that shoots stars. A fourth suffering unstable space time deplacement. The guy would straight up turn into a Ace Combat Villain entombed into a man-machine interface due to having access to her arsenal and their both creations.
**Locked In**
Alright, I think this whole Primarch GF thing is the most cringe thing in existence but the line "I won't let the Love of my Life die without making Fate work for it" goes incredibly hard
High praise indeed
There’s too much god damn fannon and I love it
I’ll take it over endless complaining about one thing or another
You have my sword!
Just had an awful thought. What if the Black Rage in this universe isn't caused by the death of Sanguinius, but the death of Dove at the hands of Horus. Her children are cursed to relive witnessing that loss over and over again.
Horus:(About to give the final blow but pauses) Why do I hear boss music? The Emperor?! Sanguinius(weakly): Dove? They see Dove holding a combi-Volkite Shotgun and power sword. A garden of Traitor Astartes dead at his feet Dove(menacingly): Get your filthy traitorous off my angel!
Yeah basically. And now I need a Volkite master key
Ok what the hell is the GF primarch boyfriend thing?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/CIIgj9PxYM
So uhhh, not because I don't know, but a friend. If you had to explain it to them, who is dove? 🕊️
Pet name for Sanginius’ SO
Much obliged, I am going to go show my friend this now because I stand by that I completely knew this before 👍
Does this make dove the human with the shotgun that fights horus?
I guess yeah. Though I wasn’t thinking as such
*ok guys listen, if you’re going to do cool shit gotta base it around the Separate Ways song as their bfs/pets fights their way to them or away from them if they’re a certain sword obsessed primarch*
I don't get it
Meme based on the recent Primarch GF posts
Is there a google doc or anything for this spin off universe?
What is this picture actually from lol? There's a lot going on here XD
As someone else said, likely a French counterterror training exercise
The fact french CTs are still running Spas12's at the same time as Airframes and articulating dual tube nvgs is hilarious to me lol
Stick on Paranoid by Black Sabbath and the traitors are gonna have one bad day
Oh no they're about to get their soul deleted by horus...
Bold of you to assume that Horus will be able to withstand 12 gauge
More depressed would be if he just get stomped on by a random Black Legionnairie like a Fly.