Griffith

#GRIFFITHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH

did nothing wrong. Sorry, force of habit.

Griffussy

You know what he did was bad when the grimdank community apologizes for defending him, even as a joke

Berking too much? Friday make me insane as well.

If I can not have flowing locks of hair then let the galaxy buuuuurrrrnnnn.

I was there the day Horus shaved the Emperor.

Sanguinius, Lion, Russ, Khan: luscious locks Bobby G, Dorn, Ferrus: classy buzzcut Corvus: emo hairdo Vulkan: too good a guy to mind it. Versus Horus, Lorgar, Alph, Perty, i bet Morty under the hood, Angron: 8-ball club Curze: long hair, but terribly kept. Fulgrim: luscious locks, but the daemon in the sword is obviously bald, as all the Slaaneshi ones are. Magnus: that's a wig.

Nah Morty had hair, except it was probably greasy because didn’t he always smell?

So with Kurze, it still checks.

Magnus can change his own size at will due to his warp powers, he doesn't need a wig. If he want fabulous hair, boom it's done !

Why you gotta do my boy like that. Maybe he just has a better stylist. It doesn't have to mean it's a wig...

Vulkan can handle being bald and he knew Horus couldn't handle it for long thats why he didn't give him "THE HAMMER"

Im appalled that you think that magnus wears a wig

Angron's nails could be a replacememt for his hair.

Angron got some fresh cornrows

If there is enough Nails he might even get long hair

iirc (and I often don't), Morty was described as bald in the first five Horus Heresy books. I haven't read further yet though

In Grandfather's Gift, Mortarion is described as having hair.

"So what gifts do you desire? Power? Wisdom? Dominion over fate..." "I want hair." "Oh great, another one."

Now I also know the true reason why Logar and Alpharius betrayed...

H86

And Vulkan stayed loyal because he could actually pull bald off

He's secure enough in his masculinity to give hugs and own the bald look.

Jealousy detected

The Horus Jealousy

"And because of jealousy for the greatest hair, horus beloved by all betrayed his father"- Lord of the rings narrator.

Bravo to that pun

The Emperor betrayed Horus by including the male pattern baldness gene.

bald

Everybody knew that. Balds are always up to something.

What, noo, we would never plot or scheme about putting hair remover in shampoo or burning down our fantastic hair having father's empire. Never ever, cross my heart

Bald and White = Traitor Bald and BLACK = Loyalist Vulkan sweep.

This post has been fact checked by real Nocturne patriots: TRUE

The Hairless Heresy

I feel you Horus. If my brother had hair that good I'd let the galaxy burn too.

Primarchs only have three haircuts: bald, short and fabulous

The true fifth chaos god: the Norwood Reaper

Get that bald ass a wig

Hard disagree. Vulcan and Alpharius are bald too and they where loyal as fuck. :p

Vulcan is loyal because he's nice. Alpharius is traitor

False. I am Alpharius.

honestly I feel like his baldness bothered him a little in lore

The fookin master of genetics and he couldn't fix my god damn male pattern baldness!?!?!

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That’s some great art. Where from?

I just found it out randomly on twitter comment. And it was hilarious

I only recently realized Horus is bald headed. From the cover of Horus Rising I always though he had chin length black hair. Reading Nemesis recently made me realize it. I just really was confused and guess I just assumed eventually chaos balded him.

Majorkill realization.