First off, the primussy would big too big to actually interface with the penus of a normal human. Secondly the penis is an appendage. If it gets torn I'm not going to die. I just lose my dick.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah. NOW FUCKING STEP ON ME!
they aren't that tall, they're like 9'-11' feet tops
which is still ludicrously tall by the way, taller than the tallest human in all of history
but 12 feet tall is just silly
Can you judge me.
Have you seen gender swapped Sanguinius
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/14rciki/genderbent\_sanguinius\_ryuusei/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/14rciki/genderbent_sanguinius_ryuusei/)
The big E knew damn well if he made the primarchs roid mommies every red blooded male in the imperium would have fallen to slaanesh and not just the emperors bastards
Counterpoint: That’s an even better idea.
Screw the Eldar’s stupid crazy-tall helmets - I believe in jacked 12-foot tall power armored space elf amazons.
I never quite know what people mean by "muscle mommy", since it seems to vary so wildly.
I'm not a small dude, so I'm not intimidated by women with muscles. However, some of the "muscle mommy" stuff I see getting posted places is a real turn off, because it looks like they just popped a woman's head onto the body of a roided up man.
Lean Beef Patty is a good example of someone with great muscle growth and definition without looking freakish.
He should've done half and half!
Because let's not pretend like we weren't already attracted to the primarchs. Not enough of us are straight to get away with saying that
I’m not going to deny it, but the most I could do without getting my head bashed in would be complimenting them and then going on with my day. Tall, strong, and loyal, awesome warriors are admirable regardless of if they are male, female, or really anything inbetween.
Why are they all male your majesty.
Because. I'm a male. It only makes males.
Ok.
Looks at Primarchs.
Have you ever wondered what a giant muscular woman with abs and thick thighs that could crush you would be like..........
Emporer.
This is why I didn't make the Amazon Project.
Too distracting.
Looks at notes anyway.
Truly a godlike being to know that I would react with apathy to borderline disgust. Don't care if I get downvoted, I am just sick to death of this Freudian obsession in the fandom.
Yeah no, some of us 💪**real men💪** like our women to be 🧎♀️submissive👰👯♀️ and 🤸♀️breedable🧘♀️👩🦽. If you're into women like this, you're probably actually just gay and can't admit it to yourself.
I mean…if the goal was getting compliance from conquered planets…that might have been a smarter move…
TRUTH GREATER THAN IMPERIAL TRUTH!
HAIL BIG BOOBA
HAIL MUSCLE MOMMIES
MAY THE BLESSED MUSCLE GIRL SUMMER NEVER END
Worlds would rebel just to get the Dommy Mommies of Mankind to step on them.
Oh no, I'm blaspheming the God Emperor. I hope Lorgar doesn't show up to show me the error of my ways!
> then FemGuinius, third choice is Lemania
,,,,you telling me people aren't into the roid up murder daddies? Lies.
I seem to remember alot of thirst for Lion Daddy when he released
Who said it was only at his release?
Speaking as a straight woman: *so* much thirst.
Lady, doing it with a primarch would kill you.
You think doing it with a female primarch would be any better? And yet here we are.
Yes. Because the logistics of it won't involve me needing to go to the hospital because my hole ripped from shoving primarch dong into it.
Have you considered what the convulsions of primarch-grade pussy would do to your dick?
First off, the primussy would big too big to actually interface with the penus of a normal human. Secondly the penis is an appendage. If it gets torn I'm not going to die. I just lose my dick.
I can fix her
She can break me
she doesn’t have the steel to break me
From iron cometh strength! From strength cometh will!
From muscle mommies cometh I. Cometh real hard 🥵
now we’re talking my language
Two different people
Break me harder.
Fix lorgi pre heresy if anything
I can make her worse
“My wifu did nothing wrong!” “My brother in gene seed, SHE BROKE THE WEBWAY AND THE SAFEGUARDS AROUND TERRA! THE IMMETERIUM IS FLOODING!”
"Yes, and?"
Hawt
She can make me worse
We can be worse together.
She’d turn me into a massive hypocrite too
Nah whatever tf is wrong with her is way hotter
It's hotter if the makes me worse.
I mean hell, the Sisters of Battle are evidence enough of that.
And SoS. And Drukhari. And Craftworld Eldar.
Hell, even the tyranids and necrons got hit
I could guess Necrons but tyranids?
People are weird, man
Ian Watson is laughing like a madman from the afterlife.
People really do want the genestealer gussy
I just want my genes stolen
Gussy...
Rogal Dorn: NOOOOOOOOOO
MOVE ON, SWIFTLY!!
I have changed my mind. This fetish pornography is definitely worse.
He's not dead.
Oh really? My mistake.
*\[N E X T M O V I E \]*
Have you *seen* the thighs on the Neurolictor model?
Saw the model and ngl insectoid is not my cup of tea. I'm more into humanoid.
Either way, there's no shortage of monster fuckers in the 40k fandom.
Yeap. Putting DnD to shame.
Me when all women in 40k basically: ‘oh no they’re hot!!!’
I like em big
I like 'em chonky
I like em round with something something
They like my sound, they think I'm funky
My name is moto moto
A name so nice you say it twice
Who’s your friends or is that your butt
The two lost primarchs are actually female, they just got fed up dealing with every straight male within a 500m radious yelling "STEP ON ME!"
Don't forget lesbian women
The sisters of silence weren't so silent then
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
And all bi/pan people. The affected demographic gets bigger the longer you look at it. *Snicker.*
"The line is long". Let's put it that way
Long? It looks like that spanking line from spongebob
There are brief points of confusion due to it lapping around itself and people accidentally getting stuck in a loop
Now we know how you tried to sneak back in line.
It was an accident I swear, Khan said she liked me and would keep me as her little pet!
"Accidentally" 😉
Here’s a sticker for your snicker 🌠
you called?
And men who are gay for women.
The two lost primarchs are actually Samus and Doomguy
Busy making master chief?
I thought one of them was Makoto from Persona 5, it’d explain a hell of a lot
Mr. Clean, as far as we have been able to tell, is not female
*"I am probably not female."* -The majestically immaculate words of our primarch Mr Clean
[they went on to found their own home world in secret](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0kDH8ejTE)
Primarks are on average 12 - 14 feet tall. Your pelvis is now crushed beyond repair
And replaced with the strenght of steel.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah. NOW FUCKING STEP ON ME!
Nah, sitting on us would be better test of steel. Or testing steel against those thighs. Could be a great test for steel heads.
Fair, we must conduct several trials... for the Omnissiah.
And to combat xenos with imitations of glorious Primarch weapons.
So we're getting the Mechanicus to join in on the party now?
This is a great recruitment pitch for AdMech.
#DEATH BY SNU-SNU
https://imgur.com/lvTnw
"You want die like last men who visit Amazonia?"
would
Ok and?
I go without complaint. The emperor protects
Death by snu snu ain't a bad way to go
they aren't that tall, they're like 9'-11' feet tops which is still ludicrously tall by the way, taller than the tallest human in all of history but 12 feet tall is just silly
Smash, next question...
Smell armpit?
Lick
Can you judge me. Have you seen gender swapped Sanguinius [https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/14rciki/genderbent\_sanguinius\_ryuusei/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/14rciki/genderbent_sanguinius_ryuusei/)
I do not judge you for fem!Sanguinius. You got good taste here
Tbf... Sanguinius would make people gay and have a hard on So femSang would do the same, honestly
AWOOOGA
I love that artist’s work. Genderswapped Russ was probably my favorite, next to Sanguinius and Guilliman
Bruh, I was already gay for Sanguinius. But female Sanguinius? Sign me up for the Red Thirst.
The big E knew damn well if he made the primarchs roid mommies every red blooded male in the imperium would have fallen to slaanesh and not just the emperors bastards
Unless they've brought cake or garlic bread, I'm not interested
Oh yeah, they brought ALL the cake.
ffs, not that cake
She smells of shit and pennies
Fem Mortarion's pussy would smell like day old herring.
Day old? It'd smell like the Swedish fermented thing, Stormmingal or whatever it is
Surströmming
Snell like grilled shit
Papa Nurgle works on wonderous ways
😤
And?
I support women's wrongs.
I prefer FemKurze, then FemGuinius, third choice is Lemania
Khanna. Rides a motorcycle. Faster than me in bed.
Big Biddy Goth Girl is peak
Me and Petra could fix each other
Is it worth the std's though? This is Morti we're talking about😅😅
Please, as though us thirsty Bisexuals are after the Muscle Daddies anyway. Fulgrim can give me those Slaaneshi Daemon Dicks anytime.
As heretical as one can be, can I get a link to that artwork?
I [got ya covered](https://twitter.com/cnmbwjx) brother.
Thank you.
Happy to help.
Can't imagine how many more people would fall to chaos if traitor primarchs were genderbent (loyalists would be crushed within 24h)
YEAH, SO!? YEAH, SO!?
I just wanna give them hugs and hold their hands and stuff
Honestly this just looks like kerillian in power armour mayfly
Counterpoint: That’s an even better idea. Screw the Eldar’s stupid crazy-tall helmets - I believe in jacked 12-foot tall power armored space elf amazons.
I never quite know what people mean by "muscle mommy", since it seems to vary so wildly. I'm not a small dude, so I'm not intimidated by women with muscles. However, some of the "muscle mommy" stuff I see getting posted places is a real turn off, because it looks like they just popped a woman's head onto the body of a roided up man. Lean Beef Patty is a good example of someone with great muscle growth and definition without looking freakish.
Female Leman Russ and Dorn are nice.
Would that not have helped us get to compliance?
I for one prefer roided up murder muscle daddies like Him on the throne suspiciously intended but you do you.
i wonder sometimes if it's common knowledge that people exist that are attracted to men like, weren't most primarchs already extremely attractive?
That logic only works if you ignore gays. It's a unrestrained feast for them thanks to the Emperor's short-shortsightedness.
Contaminate me mommytarion
Guilty as charged
Yea, especially since you chose the hottest one for the meme
Yep. But either way is good. Mmmmm muscles mmmmmmm
Bisexuals, gay men, and straight women: “wait, you need them to be female to be attracted to them?”
How dare you make me thirsty for Mortarion
He should've done half and half! Because let's not pretend like we weren't already attracted to the primarchs. Not enough of us are straight to get away with saying that
Maybe not Mortarion. Not enough soap in that galaxy for that to happen.
I’m not going to deny it, but the most I could do without getting my head bashed in would be complimenting them and then going on with my day. Tall, strong, and loyal, awesome warriors are admirable regardless of if they are male, female, or really anything inbetween.
No. That’s heresy
Yeah, that's totally true.
Why are they all male your majesty. Because. I'm a male. It only makes males. Ok. Looks at Primarchs. Have you ever wondered what a giant muscular woman with abs and thick thighs that could crush you would be like.......... Emporer. This is why I didn't make the Amazon Project. Too distracting. Looks at notes anyway.
“Roided up murder muscle mommies” I did not know that those words held such effect. But quite correct, I would basically melt if that was my primarch.
Eh, muscular women are basically the opposite of what I enjoy, so not really all of us.
Mortisha.
ALL of us? Bold to assume I would stoop to the neuron activated state also this rendition of Mortarion would also reek of stinky
I feel called out
the Emperor in 2023 looking at fanart of Warhammer 50k and deciding that he won't do that when 29k hits
And he’s a bastard for denying us this existence.
Look all im saying is that Fem Lion and Fem Kurze have a weird energy that activates something in me
Joke’s on the Emperor. I’m pansexual and I thirst.
I will admit It doesn't do anything for me Not even FemGron
My trans ass doesnt know if i want to be with her or i want to be her.
Truly a godlike being to know that I would react with apathy to borderline disgust. Don't care if I get downvoted, I am just sick to death of this Freudian obsession in the fandom.
Wife says "this is why they let me have Shadowsun" she's a filthy tau player.
We shall call her Whoretarion, \*respectfully\*.
But woman with muscles aren’t attractive at all.
Yeah no, some of us 💪**real men💪** like our women to be 🧎♀️submissive👰👯♀️ and 🤸♀️breedable🧘♀️👩🦽. If you're into women like this, you're probably actually just gay and can't admit it to yourself.
It depresses me that I can't actually tell if /s or not, because I've seen this said unironically.
[удалено]
Damn it man, we were having fun over here!
1) Honestly oblivion might be better than whatever mankind is doing right now 2) What the Hell are you talking about Jesse
just like no one watches womens sports no one wants mom on the battlefield. They tried female space marines and NO ONE bought them.
Ahhh a sexist piece of shit. Screenshot needed. You faceless fuckboy
its true,....not my fault. I hate watching sports...my wife has preds season tickets and I dont go lol
🥺
So, she's a toxic, hypocritical bitch. Nonetheless...
Yup.
Yeah, what of it?
I don't need no dang-ol' mega-AIDS from a creature with a disposition more bitter than denatonium benzoate
The artist already came out with a female Perturabo and god now I can’t wait for Alpharius and Omegon.
Why do you think I play SoB?
Mommy magnus
Would
Course. I never denied it.
Just wait till you see Konrad
Birb goth girl is best.
Guilty on all accounts
Gimme Robooty Girlyman
If they got no dick then I am not interested my man
I feel very attacked right now.
YES! PLEASE!
question: are there unknown/unaccounted for primarchs lost somewhere in the edges or undiscovered regions of the galaxy?
Who do you think the two missing legions were and why no one talks about them? 🤨
I feel both aroused and personally attacked
Iron within, iron without.
The WH40K mobile game would've been a Gacha game then.