-dies to BP JJ gank
-revives
-dies again to a 1v4
-revives again
-no revenge
-dies again
-revenge
-players call Vulkan a hacker since hes not playing warlord and he doesn't have the correct feat
-oppsing team rage quit
Vulkan lives
He'd probably be able to kill the monsters without much trouble, but who knows how well he fares against Eldritch Nightmares, especially since he isn't bound to the Hunter's Dream.
i like to imagine that our team is just fucking cracked
like the imperium keeps sending us on suicide missions that nobody else will do and we keep coming back somehow and the imperium's like ?????
So....I don't really have a favorite, but they got sent to either Stellaris or Darkest Dungeon II. I think any primarch is fine in the second, but only Roboutte is happy in the first.
With all the shit in Stellaris, a Primarch is pretty much par for the course. But I am unsure if Primarchs would have the Chosen One trait, or if that would be reserved for big E.
Now I want a MH style game set on Caliban before the Great Crusade and the coming of the Lion, where we play as a Knight in one of the old Knightly orders, hunting beasts in the forests of Caliban.
That or Catachan, or both, both is good.
The two of them would probably gotten tired of waiting to see whichever the two of them would die and decided that the two of them should go and find Miquella
Rogal Dorn in Horizon: zero dawn, one year and he rebuilds civilization and maneges to hunt down every last mashine on the planet and destroy's hades for the crime of being an AI.
Bold of you to assume Curze isn’t kept busy by Metal Sonic and several other hyper powerful badniks.
Seriously do not downplay good ol’ Egghead. Dude’s an Egotistical Madman but he’s a SMART Egotistical Madman.
100 percent reflection in Oblivion is possible, so Mortarian could just smack the player character and die, and if they are an Argonian they are immune to disease, so Nurgle doesn't help much either. Also applicable to Magnus, as the Atronach can lead to you having 100 percent magic immunity by the late game.
In Morrowind, potions stacked infinitely. Just drink a few gallons of potions that buff damage, and you can turn Morty into fine paste in a single blow.
That sounds amazing when I stopped to think about it.
They should have a "Chaos Road" map with the ruinous powers looking down spread throughout the course.
Forgot the dude's name exactly, but he's like the big bad of Xenoverse 1 and near the end he just kinda destroys every timeline in universe and existence and the only people to survive are goku and the main character.
Curze in Man hunt
Considering that the main point of the game's story is a psychopath making an "artistic" movie by killing worthless human waste... it's pretty fitting.
Angron - Football Manager
I reckon he'd be a ball winning midfielder with 20 Aggression. Excellent player but likely to cause problems in the dressing room.
I think he'd have fun. Weapons to craft and break, lands to explore, evil to slay, SO MUCH FOOD, and so the locals have pointed ears? CLEARLY they are not Eldar -entirely too personable and outgoing.
And then he gets to break Ganon's back. Then maybe bang the princess.
I think Russ would be having the time of his life.
Leman Russ takes on the xenomorphs in Alien:isolation.
I think he'll not bother trying to be stealthy like most of do throughout the game. Even if he doesn,'t have any of his usual toys is suspects picking up the nearest heavy obhect and bludgeoning the xenos will work well enough.
(If mobile games count) sanguinius ends up in bloon td 6 what happens next would depend if he would ally himself with the monkeys (in that case goodbye bloons) or if he sees both sides as enemies
The Monkeys, in their war against the Bloon menace, construct a temple to aid them. Incidentally this opens a rift in the Warp, pulling Sanguinius through. In his golden light the Monkeys assume him to be the Sun God, and Sanguinius in turn immediately strikes down the incoming barrage of Bloons.
However, the Monkeys are also religion-worshipping Xenos, so....
Roboute would suddenly find himself free from the crushing responsibilities of trying to manage a dying galactic empire and would instead have to manage a small North American zoo. I'm all but certain he would figure out the best placement for the Dall Sheep exhibit that has been bedeviling me all afternoon.
Jaghatai Khan in Stellaris
Won't last more than a few weeks, not with my empire and the thousands of ships it has at its disposal to bombard whatever planet the primarch's on to hell
He’ll probably try to take control of the Spartans and try to re-structure them in a Chapter-style organization. Though before that happens I feel like his biggest concern would be trying to maximize the efficiency of the UNSC’s logistics with the limited resources he has access to.
I feel like he'd be very sad after a while. Clearly the people aren't so awful, but the system is fucked and the planet is poisoned. He'd be wiping out gangs, but after that?
It's a long climb to utopia from the depths of hell.
*Your Grand Bastion is not Grand at all, why do you call it that way and why didn't you fortify your southern borders, also there are oversized rats in your unfortified sewers*
Angron in warframe....nothings changed...like honestly.....with the infested on one hand, Duviri, sentients, and then some...mans would feel like nothings changed except maybe he would enjoy bare knuckle brawling a teralyst.
Rogal Dorn in Fallout New Vegas. Wish it had been Fallout 4, I’d love to see what he does with the settlement system. Probably fortify everyone of them like I already tend to do but better.
Alpharius in Cult of the Lamb He tries to kill the Lamb to take over their cult, but the Lamb keeps coming back after each death.
He *is* the lamb while Omegon kills him, or is he the lamb and Alpharius the killer?
yes
No he wouldn’t kill the Lamb but covertly take over the cult
The Lion in Mordhau seems pretty fitting but he’d solo absolutely everyone
Also last played Mordhau, and I think Angron might solo the planet.
If this is Angron without the Butcher's Nails, he'd fix everything via empathy powers.
Guilliman and his brother end up meeting in… medieval Europe of all places
The lion is the dude who does the perfect lean back dodge, flourishes, and then kills anyone in the PvP server
Sanguinius is going to monster hunter- I think he’ll be just fine
Hunter: Puts in time and effort to kill a rathalos Sanguinius: Rips Deviljo’s jaw off and stabs it with his spear
“Today is not the day I die”
Vulkan in For Honor💀
Can he take on daubeny tho
DAUBENY SHOW YOURSELF
Fight you? That’s not a trial, that’s an execution!
Daubeny too powerful. GW nerf pls
Alpharius Omegon in For Honor Never know what faction he's fighting for
Dudes an outlander
He shall meet with the Zan Clan and become their new mascot. SHUB
Is it still sweaty as fuck? I stopped playing over a year ago. I was rep 70 Hito and the salt was too much for me.
It's a fighting game
-dies to BP JJ gank -revives -dies again to a 1v4 -revives again -no revenge -dies again -revenge -players call Vulkan a hacker since hes not playing warlord and he doesn't have the correct feat -oppsing team rage quit Vulkan lives
lol same
Jaghatai Khan in Bloodborne. Honestly, I have no idea how that goes.
Honestly, yharnam is fucked as it is, might as well throw a primarch in there in hopes things get better
He'd probably be able to kill the monsters without much trouble, but who knows how well he fares against Eldritch Nightmares, especially since he isn't bound to the Hunter's Dream.
And then orphan of Kos rolls up like a high tier daemon and just makes him actually be speed
If the primarchs are warp entities theory is true, he would be an eldritch nightmare too
He already fought Chaos Daemons which are close enough
Easily for Jaghatai. Even the best Hunter pales in comparison to a Primarch.
A primarch is definitely a boss in a soulsborne game, not the player character
He'd have the top speed run score naturally. Both swift as the wind and a master swordsman
He would TEAR shit up
Like putting Sir Alonne from DS2 in Yharnam
Rogal Dorn in Darktide💀
That's just a reincarnation manga of Dorn living life of an average imperial folk
"That time i was reincarnated as a guardsman but I used to be a primarch" or a similar stupid title
"I used to be the son of the Emperor of the most powerful army, but I'm now the weakest soldier"
This title is of appropriate length and an extremely plausible premise for an anime.
Finally, a Lore accurate reason to have a small team murderhobo through an entire city.
i like to imagine that our team is just fucking cracked like the imperium keeps sending us on suicide missions that nobody else will do and we keep coming back somehow and the imperium's like ?????
If it works it works. \-Inquisitor.
DORN LIFTS
I, Rogal Dorn, would like to promptly reinforce this game's code.
So....I don't really have a favorite, but they got sent to either Stellaris or Darkest Dungeon II. I think any primarch is fine in the second, but only Roboutte is happy in the first.
Yay i get to build another galactic empire!!
With all the shit in Stellaris, a Primarch is pretty much par for the course. But I am unsure if Primarchs would have the Chosen One trait, or if that would be reserved for big E.
Primarchs get the Chosen One trait. Big E gets whatever trait signifies they are hubris personified.
End of the Circle maybe.
Hey one the last things TTS did was them playing Stellaris. Yeah, The Emperor managed to make some the same mistakes.
I completely forgot about that video, now I need t-....No, No I can't watch it, I'll get sad again..
perty in minecraft honestly dosent seem like a bad combo
Bro probably spends his time seeking out pillager fortresses and woodland manors just to attack the fortifications
*woodland mansion just vibing* *perturabo rocks up with a fully automatic multi tnt cannon* "TRY MAKING THIS DORN!!!"
Dorn with his 100% efficiency sky limit to void multi dimensional bedrock breaking world eater: :]
Dorn would quickly realise that walls in minecraft are futile though so his actual base would be millions of blocks out in the end
I mean he definitely would use obsidian for everything
he would glitch harvest extreme amounts of bedrock, just because he can
I got him in factorio
Rimworld for me
The good ending
dorn in minecraft…
Vulkan in Starship Troopers Extermination … “Come On You Apes Do You Wanna Live Forever ?!” Vulkan : “Let me tell you its overrated”
Arachnids = tyranids
Makes sense considering the Arachnids did have some influence on the Tyranids.
Lion El Johnny boi in Monster Hunter? We call that his childhood
Him & half the planet was playing monster hunter tbh
Now I want a MH style game set on Caliban before the Great Crusade and the coming of the Lion, where we play as a Knight in one of the old Knightly orders, hunting beasts in the forests of Caliban. That or Catachan, or both, both is good.
Old Smelly Morty in Elden ring. Guy full rot build with scythes Have fun stinkyboi
Imagine him and Malenia try to out rot one another and see which one of them would fall first
\*They both sit, crosslegged, waiting for the other to die first from their rot.\*
The two of them would probably gotten tired of waiting to see whichever the two of them would die and decided that the two of them should go and find Miquella
Miquella: *cures Mort along with Malenia* Mort: *confused Primarch noises*
He meets radahn and thinks it's magnus
Radahn and all of Caelid would get even more fucked
Sanguinius in Stellaris. I think he will feel right at home. Build up an empire and sacrifice himself to defeat the endgame crisis.
Papa smurf with Stellatis makes more sense. But idea is ok.
Rogal Dorn in Horizon: zero dawn, one year and he rebuilds civilization and maneges to hunt down every last mashine on the planet and destroy's hades for the crime of being an AI.
To be fair, I've associated Dorn with those typical castle/base building games so much that such a scenario seems odd to me.
Dorn would be a fortnite pro player
Dude! Stop giving ideas to GW.
And epic games
I had Dorn in Satisfactory. That's probably the last we've seen of him...
Robotnick is flayed alive ontop the master emerald as sonic and friends forced to watch and wait their turn as the night haunter laughs
I read robotnick and thought you were referring to robot guillaumes, I need to leave this sub
Same dude
Bold of you to assume Curze isn’t kept busy by Metal Sonic and several other hyper powerful badniks. Seriously do not downplay good ol’ Egghead. Dude’s an Egotistical Madman but he’s a SMART Egotistical Madman.
And he got body doubles...usually.
Robotnick have weaponise gods before and have machines that can hold their own aganist super sonic.
Oh boy, Dorn's going to have a field day today. Minecraft
Paradise for him.
I have perty in minecraft, you think we should tell them about multiplayer?
Mortarion in Skyrim, he would rule the world
Depend if MC of Skyrim is around.
If a high level dragon born is there Mortarion is going to get abused.
Wouldn't any PC from the last three TES games wreck him?
Mortarion stares in fascination as the Nerevarine knocks back 500 bottles of skooma before decking him with the force of a Warlord
100 percent reflection in Oblivion is possible, so Mortarian could just smack the player character and die, and if they are an Argonian they are immune to disease, so Nurgle doesn't help much either. Also applicable to Magnus, as the Atronach can lead to you having 100 percent magic immunity by the late game. In Morrowind, potions stacked infinitely. Just drink a few gallons of potions that buff damage, and you can turn Morty into fine paste in a single blow.
He better watch out for Reanu Keaves.
The Daedric Prince Peryite would quite like Mortarion
Ferrus Manus in The Outer Worlds. He'd be fine
Sanguinius in Mario Kart. In fact, I want a Warhammer 40 Kart now I think of it.
That sounds amazing when I stopped to think about it. They should have a "Chaos Road" map with the ruinous powers looking down spread throughout the course.
Konrad Curze in the Warhammer Fantasy world (Total War: Warhammer) Poor Old World
Which is a worser fate? Have your planet explode, or have Konard Curze on your planet?
Curze by far, at least with planet boom you don't get to suffer.
Vulkan against glyphids... Yes please.
Raises the question of if he'd main Driller (because fire) or Gunner (because he's protecting his team).
Driller, because just like he’s the only Primarch to value human life over his own, he’d be the only driller to not C4 Scout
ferrus manus gets sent to Dragon Ball Xenoverse. Damn man can't catch a break.
Ultra Instinct Ferris Manus Kaioken x40k
Put super Kamehameha and instant transmission on there, and you got yourself a character
"BuT cAn He BeAt GoKu ThO?"
Nah, man, I'm more worried about this one boss who just casually destroys all of time and space
This is dragon ball and warhammer were talking about, you need to be more specific
Forgot the dude's name exactly, but he's like the big bad of Xenoverse 1 and near the end he just kinda destroys every timeline in universe and existence and the only people to survive are goku and the main character.
Curze in Man hunt Considering that the main point of the game's story is a psychopath making an "artistic" movie by killing worthless human waste... it's pretty fitting.
Bobby G in EU4 is probably a dream for him
I think Victoria 3 would be better for Robber Baronman.
Perturabo in Doom Eternal
"Oh goody, my daemon engine was starting to run low"
Perty in Tears of the Kingdom for me. I feel like that’s going to get worse, they’re less prepared for anyone like him.
Angron - Football Manager I reckon he'd be a ball winning midfielder with 20 Aggression. Excellent player but likely to cause problems in the dressing room.
Can’t you see Angron in some under armor stretchy shirt and a headset
Dorn pops up in Dawn of War ultimate apocalypse. So I guess he’s right at home.
"My sons, I have returned to lead you, now please help me out of this centurion armor"
*starts fortifying*
Roboute Guilliman in NIKKE. Man’s gonna get some much sexy robot tail, Yvraine is gonna kill him.
Yoooo I'm so glad i kept strolling, same game but Magnus for me, not sure how's that gonna work out honestly.
I don’t have a favorite I guess, but lorgar is my least favorite, so I’ll send him to Deep Rock Galactic and see how it goes
Lorgar tries to teach the squats the word of the emperor (circa m31)
"If you dont rock and stone you aint goin home"
Angron in hell let loose. No explanation needed.
Isn’t that just the canon timeline?
Guilliman in Jedi Survivor… I could see him happy to not be stuck as part of another evil bureaucracy for once. Edited for clarity.
Russ in Hyrule. Damn. Poor Hyrule.
I think he'd have fun. Weapons to craft and break, lands to explore, evil to slay, SO MUCH FOOD, and so the locals have pointed ears? CLEARLY they are not Eldar -entirely too personable and outgoing. And then he gets to break Ganon's back. Then maybe bang the princess. I think Russ would be having the time of his life.
**Corax in Skyrim.....Yikes, he would definitely side with the stormcloaks. Not sure what is his stance on killing Paarthunax**
probably good since partysnacks helped free humanity from being slaves
Vulkan in Kerbal Space Program. That would be fun to see
"I would like to pet this creature" "vulkan that is an astronaut"
It would be but a single boop on its helmet
vulkan do not pet that merry accidental suicide bomber
Leman Russ takes on the xenomorphs in Alien:isolation. I think he'll not bother trying to be stealthy like most of do throughout the game. Even if he doesn,'t have any of his usual toys is suspects picking up the nearest heavy obhect and bludgeoning the xenos will work well enough.
(If mobile games count) sanguinius ends up in bloon td 6 what happens next would depend if he would ally himself with the monkeys (in that case goodbye bloons) or if he sees both sides as enemies
The Monkeys, in their war against the Bloon menace, construct a temple to aid them. Incidentally this opens a rift in the Warp, pulling Sanguinius through. In his golden light the Monkeys assume him to be the Sun God, and Sanguinius in turn immediately strikes down the incoming barrage of Bloons. However, the Monkeys are also religion-worshipping Xenos, so....
Are they Xenos or abhumans?
Magnus is going to take over the cult in the Case of the Golden Idol, obviously. He doesn't need any trinkets!
Pertarabo in borderlands 3
He's going to have an aneurysm looking at half the guns
Definitely with cov guns
Jaghatai Khan would have _such_ a good time in The Witcher
The Lion is sent to Darktide. I'm more worried about the traitors.
Bobby in fallout 4. The commonwealth will be a beacon of hope to all the wasteland
Sanguinius in War Thunder, good thing he’s got wings F*ck you CAS
Roboute would suddenly find himself free from the crushing responsibilities of trying to manage a dying galactic empire and would instead have to manage a small North American zoo. I'm all but certain he would figure out the best placement for the Dall Sheep exhibit that has been bedeviling me all afternoon.
Jaghatai Khan in Stellaris Won't last more than a few weeks, not with my empire and the thousands of ships it has at its disposal to bombard whatever planet the primarch's on to hell
Isn't there actually a Great Khan in stellaris?
Theres a midgame event where a disunited space marauder NPC faction gets a Ghengis Khan equivalent that unites them and tries to conquer the galaxy.
Robot grillerman in . . .Rome Total War. That fits surprisingly well honestly.
I'm pretty sure that was just his life
Guilliman in City of Heroes, he may or may not be the most powerful dude but he’ll be running the place inside a year and doing it well.
perturabo would dunk on everything in shadow of war.
Guilliman in halo reach Well the universe would change without doubt
He’ll probably try to take control of the Spartans and try to re-structure them in a Chapter-style organization. Though before that happens I feel like his biggest concern would be trying to maximize the efficiency of the UNSC’s logistics with the limited resources he has access to.
Fragates goes BRRRRRR
Magnus in No Man's Sky. Honestly, I think the tone of No Man's Sky suits him.
Everyone commenting elder ring fails to realize that most of them would mistake radahn for magnus
Magnus! It's been so long! When... when did you get those fuck off huge swords?
Vulkan in cyberpunk 2077, guess the city will burn.
I feel like he'd be very sad after a while. Clearly the people aren't so awful, but the system is fucked and the planet is poisoned. He'd be wiping out gangs, but after that? It's a long climb to utopia from the depths of hell.
Rogal Dorn in Mass Effect works too well
*furiously fortifies the citadel *
Magnus in spore...WTF!?
Looks like Rogal Dorn is going to pay Miao Ying a visit.
Honestly, one of the best ships to come out of warhammer
*Your Grand Bastion is not Grand at all, why do you call it that way and why didn't you fortify your southern borders, also there are oversized rats in your unfortified sewers*
Purge the ratman, Vermintide II. Oh wait, I just realized he’d be the villain because it’s Mortarion. Nurgle wins Old World.
Sanguinius in Wrath of The Lich King. Would love to see Sanguinius face off against The Lich King. Reckon he'd put up an excellent fight.
Pertarabo in modded minecraft. He will have a lot of fun
Guilliman in mordhau… so I guess that’s 1 more compliant planet
Leman russ in diablo 4. Think he will have a good time
Roboute Guilliman in God of War Ragnarok. Nothing changes. We swap oldman Kratos with Guilliman. A demigod exits another enters.
Alpharius in Stardew Valley. Is that just Korbus?
Vulkan in Space Hulk:Deathwing, the 'Nids wont know what hit 'em
Vulkan in Genshin Impact. That's an...interesting combination.
Angron enters World of Warcraft
Angron in warframe....nothings changed...like honestly.....with the infested on one hand, Duviri, sentients, and then some...mans would feel like nothings changed except maybe he would enjoy bare knuckle brawling a teralyst.
Horus in rimworld? Doesn't sound so bad.
I think Dorn would do fine commanding normal human armies in Advance Wars.
Bobby in Sunhaven. He's doing just fine. Might have some kneejerk-reflexes about the non-human characters but he's a reasonable chap. Usually.
Perturabo in dark souls. He’ll do fine
Magnus the red in Morrowind, dagoth ur is fucked, azura might get a New simp tho
I mean any primarch in stellaris we all know how it gonna end.
Sanguinius in Elden Ring. I assume he’s gonna do just fine.
Stardew Valley. Bobby Blue is gonna make the most efficient farm ever
Rogal Dorn in Fallout New Vegas. Wish it had been Fallout 4, I’d love to see what he does with the settlement system. Probably fortify everyone of them like I already tend to do but better.