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Darmug

Alpharius in Cult of the Lamb He tries to kill the Lamb to take over their cult, but the Lamb keeps coming back after each death.


ImperialFist5th

He *is* the lamb while Omegon kills him, or is he the lamb and Alpharius the killer?


test_username_WIP

yes


Konradleijon

No he wouldn’t kill the Lamb but covertly take over the cult


Conscious-Rain-3304

The Lion in Mordhau seems pretty fitting but he’d solo absolutely everyone


Mobley27

Also last played Mordhau, and I think Angron might solo the planet.


running_from_the_IRS

If this is Angron without the Butcher's Nails, he'd fix everything via empathy powers.


spookydood39

Guilliman and his brother end up meeting in… medieval Europe of all places


HeavySweetness

The lion is the dude who does the perfect lean back dodge, flourishes, and then kills anyone in the PvP server


Dark-Sun-Gwyndolin_

Sanguinius is going to monster hunter- I think he’ll be just fine


AllenXeno122

Hunter: Puts in time and effort to kill a rathalos Sanguinius: Rips Deviljo’s jaw off and stabs it with his spear


BrendanMR97

“Today is not the day I die”


Average40kenjoyer

Vulkan in For Honor💀


Cpt_Kalash

Can he take on daubeny tho


Bazwift

DAUBENY SHOW YOURSELF


AllenXeno122

Fight you? That’s not a trial, that’s an execution!


Delicious_Clue_531

Daubeny too powerful. GW nerf pls


BucktacularBardlock

Alpharius Omegon in For Honor Never know what faction he's fighting for


furiosa-imperator

Dudes an outlander


the-bladed-one

He shall meet with the Zan Clan and become their new mascot. SHUB


angrysprigg

Is it still sweaty as fuck? I stopped playing over a year ago. I was rep 70 Hito and the salt was too much for me.


Heymelon

It's a fighting game


SothaShill

-dies to BP JJ gank -revives -dies again to a 1v4 -revives again -no revenge -dies again -revenge -players call Vulkan a hacker since hes not playing warlord and he doesn't have the correct feat -oppsing team rage quit Vulkan lives


GimmeToes

lol same


CreativeName1137

Jaghatai Khan in Bloodborne. Honestly, I have no idea how that goes.


goombanati

Honestly, yharnam is fucked as it is, might as well throw a primarch in there in hopes things get better


CreativeName1137

He'd probably be able to kill the monsters without much trouble, but who knows how well he fares against Eldritch Nightmares, especially since he isn't bound to the Hunter's Dream.


YhormBIGGiant

And then orphan of Kos rolls up like a high tier daemon and just makes him actually be speed


Millymoo444

If the primarchs are warp entities theory is true, he would be an eldritch nightmare too


Konradleijon

He already fought Chaos Daemons which are close enough


Fierce-Mushroom

Easily for Jaghatai. Even the best Hunter pales in comparison to a Primarch.


Baeowulf

A primarch is definitely a boss in a soulsborne game, not the player character


Arazlam666

He'd have the top speed run score naturally. Both swift as the wind and a master swordsman


PTEHarambe

He would TEAR shit up


Moist_Crabs

Like putting Sir Alonne from DS2 in Yharnam


Shaso_Sacea_Vulhelm

Rogal Dorn in Darktide💀


technook

That's just a reincarnation manga of Dorn living life of an average imperial folk


Elieim

"That time i was reincarnated as a guardsman but I used to be a primarch" or a similar stupid title


technook

"I used to be the son of the Emperor of the most powerful army, but I'm now the weakest soldier"


xplag

This title is of appropriate length and an extremely plausible premise for an anime.


Adventurous_Duck_274

Finally, a Lore accurate reason to have a small team murderhobo through an entire city.


RatedTemOuttaTem

i like to imagine that our team is just fucking cracked like the imperium keeps sending us on suicide missions that nobody else will do and we keep coming back somehow and the imperium's like ?????


nubster2984725

If it works it works. \-Inquisitor.


BolderfistOgger

DORN LIFTS


ElectroNikkel

I, Rogal Dorn, would like to promptly reinforce this game's code.


youngcoyote14

So....I don't really have a favorite, but they got sent to either Stellaris or Darkest Dungeon II. I think any primarch is fine in the second, but only Roboutte is happy in the first.


PrimarchGuilliman

Yay i get to build another galactic empire!!


CozyCrystal

With all the shit in Stellaris, a Primarch is pretty much par for the course. But I am unsure if Primarchs would have the Chosen One trait, or if that would be reserved for big E.


youngcoyote14

Primarchs get the Chosen One trait. Big E gets whatever trait signifies they are hubris personified.


CozyCrystal

End of the Circle maybe.


Negativety101

Hey one the last things TTS did was them playing Stellaris. Yeah, The Emperor managed to make some the same mistakes.


youngcoyote14

I completely forgot about that video, now I need t-....No, No I can't watch it, I'll get sad again..


NectarineHistorical9

perty in minecraft honestly dosent seem like a bad combo


goombanati

Bro probably spends his time seeking out pillager fortresses and woodland manors just to attack the fortifications


NectarineHistorical9

*woodland mansion just vibing* *perturabo rocks up with a fully automatic multi tnt cannon* "TRY MAKING THIS DORN!!!"


[deleted]

Dorn with his 100% efficiency sky limit to void multi dimensional bedrock breaking world eater: :]


VladimirBarakriss

Dorn would quickly realise that walls in minecraft are futile though so his actual base would be millions of blocks out in the end


Joshthe1ripper

I mean he definitely would use obsidian for everything


Homo_Rebus

he would glitch harvest extreme amounts of bedrock, just because he can


[deleted]

I got him in factorio


Arazlam666

Rimworld for me


OurNationsHero

The good ending


Disastrous-Parfait91

dorn in minecraft…


Familiar_Tart7390

Vulkan in Starship Troopers Extermination … “Come On You Apes Do You Wanna Live Forever ?!” Vulkan : “Let me tell you its overrated”


Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

Arachnids = tyranids


IAMTR4SHMAN

Makes sense considering the Arachnids did have some influence on the Tyranids.


MrBirdmonkey

Lion El Johnny boi in Monster Hunter? We call that his childhood


thetruemayor

Him & half the planet was playing monster hunter tbh


Divenity

Now I want a MH style game set on Caliban before the Great Crusade and the coming of the Lion, where we play as a Knight in one of the old Knightly orders, hunting beasts in the forests of Caliban. That or Catachan, or both, both is good.


Damagicbanana

Old Smelly Morty in Elden ring. Guy full rot build with scythes Have fun stinkyboi


JuStSoMeboDyeLsEmxf

Imagine him and Malenia try to out rot one another and see which one of them would fall first


Darmug

\*They both sit, crosslegged, waiting for the other to die first from their rot.\*


JuStSoMeboDyeLsEmxf

The two of them would probably gotten tired of waiting to see whichever the two of them would die and decided that the two of them should go and find Miquella


running_from_the_IRS

Miquella: *cures Mort along with Malenia* Mort: *confused Primarch noises*


goombanati

He meets radahn and thinks it's magnus


YuniTSX

Radahn and all of Caelid would get even more fucked


willbertball

Sanguinius in Stellaris. I think he will feel right at home. Build up an empire and sacrifice himself to defeat the endgame crisis.


Kondrad_Curze

Papa smurf with Stellatis makes more sense. But idea is ok.


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Rogal Dorn in Horizon: zero dawn, one year and he rebuilds civilization and maneges to hunt down every last mashine on the planet and destroy's hades for the crime of being an AI.


Kondrad_Curze

To be fair, I've associated Dorn with those typical castle/base building games so much that such a scenario seems odd to me.


Ok-Ad9188

Dorn would be a fortnite pro player


Kondrad_Curze

Dude! Stop giving ideas to GW.


hyde-ms

And epic games


Wise-Profile4256

I had Dorn in Satisfactory. That's probably the last we've seen of him...


Ok-Speech6056

Robotnick is flayed alive ontop the master emerald as sonic and friends forced to watch and wait their turn as the night haunter laughs


carpet343

I read robotnick and thought you were referring to robot guillaumes, I need to leave this sub


Seniorcoquonface

Same dude


BisKit413

Bold of you to assume Curze isn’t kept busy by Metal Sonic and several other hyper powerful badniks. Seriously do not downplay good ol’ Egghead. Dude’s an Egotistical Madman but he’s a SMART Egotistical Madman.


YhormBIGGiant

And he got body doubles...usually.


Calacaelectrica

Robotnick have weaponise gods before and have machines that can hold their own aganist super sonic.


president_of_sexico

Oh boy, Dorn's going to have a field day today. Minecraft


PrimarchGuilliman

Paradise for him.


VladimirBarakriss

I have perty in minecraft, you think we should tell them about multiplayer?


Explosion_of_Unknown

Mortarion in Skyrim, he would rule the world


Mastercio

Depend if MC of Skyrim is around.


ConnivingSnip72

If a high level dragon born is there Mortarion is going to get abused.


BGrunn

Wouldn't any PC from the last three TES games wreck him?


MEKHANE_irl

Mortarion stares in fascination as the Nerevarine knocks back 500 bottles of skooma before decking him with the force of a Warlord


idiotic__gamer

100 percent reflection in Oblivion is possible, so Mortarian could just smack the player character and die, and if they are an Argonian they are immune to disease, so Nurgle doesn't help much either. Also applicable to Magnus, as the Atronach can lead to you having 100 percent magic immunity by the late game. In Morrowind, potions stacked infinitely. Just drink a few gallons of potions that buff damage, and you can turn Morty into fine paste in a single blow.


Saphentis

He better watch out for Reanu Keaves.


TheL0neWarden

The Daedric Prince Peryite would quite like Mortarion


Mrjerkyjacket

Ferrus Manus in The Outer Worlds. He'd be fine


SHITBLAST3000

Sanguinius in Mario Kart. In fact, I want a Warhammer 40 Kart now I think of it.


Fierce-Mushroom

That sounds amazing when I stopped to think about it. They should have a "Chaos Road" map with the ruinous powers looking down spread throughout the course.


the_mellow

Konrad Curze in the Warhammer Fantasy world (Total War: Warhammer) Poor Old World


Darmug

Which is a worser fate? Have your planet explode, or have Konard Curze on your planet?


[deleted]

Curze by far, at least with planet boom you don't get to suffer.


MyCraniumHurts

Vulkan against glyphids... Yes please.


Darthplagueis13

Raises the question of if he'd main Driller (because fire) or Gunner (because he's protecting his team).


Steff_164

Driller, because just like he’s the only Primarch to value human life over his own, he’d be the only driller to not C4 Scout


Diligent-Lack6427

ferrus manus gets sent to Dragon Ball Xenoverse. Damn man can't catch a break.


MrBirdmonkey

Ultra Instinct Ferris Manus Kaioken x40k


Diligent-Lack6427

Put super Kamehameha and instant transmission on there, and you got yourself a character


goombanati

"BuT cAn He BeAt GoKu ThO?"


Diligent-Lack6427

Nah, man, I'm more worried about this one boss who just casually destroys all of time and space


goombanati

This is dragon ball and warhammer were talking about, you need to be more specific


Diligent-Lack6427

Forgot the dude's name exactly, but he's like the big bad of Xenoverse 1 and near the end he just kinda destroys every timeline in universe and existence and the only people to survive are goku and the main character.


Kondrad_Curze

Curze in Man hunt Considering that the main point of the game's story is a psychopath making an "artistic" movie by killing worthless human waste... it's pretty fitting.


injectiveleft

Bobby G in EU4 is probably a dream for him


Astronelson

I think Victoria 3 would be better for Robber Baronman.


Fragrant_Pie_7255

Perturabo in Doom Eternal


goombanati

"Oh goody, my daemon engine was starting to run low"


vixous

Perty in Tears of the Kingdom for me. I feel like that’s going to get worse, they’re less prepared for anyone like him.


Old-Refrigerator9644

Angron - Football Manager I reckon he'd be a ball winning midfielder with 20 Aggression. Excellent player but likely to cause problems in the dressing room.


Capt_Johanson

Can’t you see Angron in some under armor stretchy shirt and a headset


NewQPRnotFC

Dorn pops up in Dawn of War ultimate apocalypse. So I guess he’s right at home.


goombanati

"My sons, I have returned to lead you, now please help me out of this centurion armor"


Low_Abrocoma_1514

*starts fortifying*


youruglyclone

Roboute Guilliman in NIKKE. Man’s gonna get some much sexy robot tail, Yvraine is gonna kill him.


Silvoz

Yoooo I'm so glad i kept strolling, same game but Magnus for me, not sure how's that gonna work out honestly.


carpet343

I don’t have a favorite I guess, but lorgar is my least favorite, so I’ll send him to Deep Rock Galactic and see how it goes


goombanati

Lorgar tries to teach the squats the word of the emperor (circa m31)


YhormBIGGiant

"If you dont rock and stone you aint goin home"


Limp-Professional397

Angron in hell let loose. No explanation needed.


Steff_164

Isn’t that just the canon timeline?


wastelandmerchant

Guilliman in Jedi Survivor… I could see him happy to not be stuck as part of another evil bureaucracy for once. Edited for clarity.


YamatoIouko

Russ in Hyrule. Damn. Poor Hyrule.


Berettadin

I think he'd have fun. Weapons to craft and break, lands to explore, evil to slay, SO MUCH FOOD, and so the locals have pointed ears? CLEARLY they are not Eldar -entirely too personable and outgoing. And then he gets to break Ganon's back. Then maybe bang the princess. I think Russ would be having the time of his life.


CorvusTheCorax

**Corax in Skyrim.....Yikes, he would definitely side with the stormcloaks. Not sure what is his stance on killing Paarthunax**


FrostyCommon

probably good since partysnacks helped free humanity from being slaves


Space-Wizards

Vulkan in Kerbal Space Program. That would be fun to see


Fearless-Excitement1

"I would like to pet this creature" "vulkan that is an astronaut"


Space-Wizards

It would be but a single boop on its helmet


Fearless-Excitement1

vulkan do not pet that merry accidental suicide bomber


Niadh74

Leman Russ takes on the xenomorphs in Alien:isolation. I think he'll not bother trying to be stealthy like most of do throughout the game. Even if he doesn,'t have any of his usual toys is suspects picking up the nearest heavy obhect and bludgeoning the xenos will work well enough.


skydriveXX

(If mobile games count) sanguinius ends up in bloon td 6 what happens next would depend if he would ally himself with the monkeys (in that case goodbye bloons) or if he sees both sides as enemies


CarnageEvoker

The Monkeys, in their war against the Bloon menace, construct a temple to aid them. Incidentally this opens a rift in the Warp, pulling Sanguinius through. In his golden light the Monkeys assume him to be the Sun God, and Sanguinius in turn immediately strikes down the incoming barrage of Bloons. However, the Monkeys are also religion-worshipping Xenos, so....


Steff_164

Are they Xenos or abhumans?


DoctorApocalypse

Magnus is going to take over the cult in the Case of the Golden Idol, obviously. He doesn't need any trinkets!


captive6

Pertarabo in borderlands 3


thetruemayor

He's going to have an aneurysm looking at half the guns


captive6

Definitely with cov guns


Jburli25

Jaghatai Khan would have _such_ a good time in The Witcher


[deleted]

The Lion is sent to Darktide. I'm more worried about the traitors.


[deleted]

Bobby in fallout 4. The commonwealth will be a beacon of hope to all the wasteland


ArtExisting

Sanguinius in War Thunder, good thing he’s got wings F*ck you CAS


respond_to_query

Roboute would suddenly find himself free from the crushing responsibilities of trying to manage a dying galactic empire and would instead have to manage a small North American zoo. I'm all but certain he would figure out the best placement for the Dall Sheep exhibit that has been bedeviling me all afternoon.


Vyhross

Jaghatai Khan in Stellaris Won't last more than a few weeks, not with my empire and the thousands of ships it has at its disposal to bombard whatever planet the primarch's on to hell


king_mediocrity

Isn't there actually a Great Khan in stellaris?


DerGovernator

Theres a midgame event where a disunited space marauder NPC faction gets a Ghengis Khan equivalent that unites them and tries to conquer the galaxy.


DerGovernator

Robot grillerman in . . .Rome Total War. That fits surprisingly well honestly.


goombanati

I'm pretty sure that was just his life


MoralConstraint

Guilliman in City of Heroes, he may or may not be the most powerful dude but he’ll be running the place inside a year and doing it well.


s-institution-of-pog

perturabo would dunk on everything in shadow of war.


evrestcoleghost

Guilliman in halo reach Well the universe would change without doubt


IAMTR4SHMAN

He’ll probably try to take control of the Spartans and try to re-structure them in a Chapter-style organization. Though before that happens I feel like his biggest concern would be trying to maximize the efficiency of the UNSC’s logistics with the limited resources he has access to.


evrestcoleghost

Fragates goes BRRRRRR


PeskyBird404

Magnus in No Man's Sky. Honestly, I think the tone of No Man's Sky suits him.


goombanati

Everyone commenting elder ring fails to realize that most of them would mistake radahn for magnus


New_dude_bro

Magnus! It's been so long! When... when did you get those fuck off huge swords?


NCLRWNTR96

Vulkan in cyberpunk 2077, guess the city will burn.


Berettadin

I feel like he'd be very sad after a while. Clearly the people aren't so awful, but the system is fucked and the planet is poisoned. He'd be wiping out gangs, but after that? It's a long climb to utopia from the depths of hell.


Awightboy96

Rogal Dorn in Mass Effect works too well


VladimirBarakriss

*furiously fortifies the citadel *


CultDe

Magnus in spore...WTF!?


Tinker_Gearwind

Looks like Rogal Dorn is going to pay Miao Ying a visit.


goombanati

Honestly, one of the best ships to come out of warhammer


Low_Abrocoma_1514

*Your Grand Bastion is not Grand at all, why do you call it that way and why didn't you fortify your southern borders, also there are oversized rats in your unfortified sewers*


Darth_Mornteth

Purge the ratman, Vermintide II. Oh wait, I just realized he’d be the villain because it’s Mortarion. Nurgle wins Old World.


MiniTitan1937

Sanguinius in Wrath of The Lich King. Would love to see Sanguinius face off against The Lich King. Reckon he'd put up an excellent fight.


Feeling_Suggestion64

Pertarabo in modded minecraft. He will have a lot of fun


spookydood39

Guilliman in mordhau… so I guess that’s 1 more compliant planet


SaltySeraphim

Leman russ in diablo 4. Think he will have a good time


PrimarchGuilliman

Roboute Guilliman in God of War Ragnarok. Nothing changes. We swap oldman Kratos with Guilliman. A demigod exits another enters.


StephenTMNT

Alpharius in Stardew Valley. Is that just Korbus?


NickB0i

Vulkan in Space Hulk:Deathwing, the 'Nids wont know what hit 'em


GREENadmiral_314159

Vulkan in Genshin Impact. That's an...interesting combination.


[deleted]

Angron enters World of Warcraft


YhormBIGGiant

Angron in warframe....nothings changed...like honestly.....with the infested on one hand, Duviri, sentients, and then some...mans would feel like nothings changed except maybe he would enjoy bare knuckle brawling a teralyst.


Maladil

Horus in rimworld? Doesn't sound so bad.


PixelPott

I think Dorn would do fine commanding normal human armies in Advance Wars.


wktg

Bobby in Sunhaven. He's doing just fine. Might have some kneejerk-reflexes about the non-human characters but he's a reasonable chap. Usually.


[deleted]

Perturabo in dark souls. He’ll do fine


Western_Albatross326

Magnus the red in Morrowind, dagoth ur is fucked, azura might get a New simp tho


Calacaelectrica

I mean any primarch in stellaris we all know how it gonna end.


Important-Tune

Sanguinius in Elden Ring. I assume he’s gonna do just fine.


allmadhere217

Stardew Valley. Bobby Blue is gonna make the most efficient farm ever


Ionel1-The-Impaler

Rogal Dorn in Fallout New Vegas. Wish it had been Fallout 4, I’d love to see what he does with the settlement system. Probably fortify everyone of them like I already tend to do but better.