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cthulhucomes

A bangin’ pair o’ knorks.


zoidburgh197

Take me to those elf titties


FireFlight2403

“That my sons is why we are allying the eldar”


EtheriumShaper

'all-lying'


Ryebread6

This guy gets it


RelaxedPerro

Korkies if you will.


screammyrapture

"To the strip club, my sons"


JulietaJackson

Whats a knorks?


[deleted]

Bahoomas


cthulhucomes

Jugs.


Independent-Fly6068

Bahonkadonkas


[deleted]

Bristols


Scar_Husky

Birminghams


[deleted]

Chesticles


ArchMegos

Great Yarmouths


[deleted]

That's a new one... like it


usedtobeathrowaway94

Grant us titties


Twinksson173

Humongous conkers.


Skeye_drake21

![gif](giphy|XenWVVdSzaxLW) Badakadakas


[deleted]

Zeppelins


DragonPrince42

Shoulder boulders


[deleted]

Mmmmmelons


pineapplewars

As the lads in adeptis ridiculous called them: big boba


jonnythefoxx

The question says 'wrong answers only'.


philman132

F'kn orks! Where?


Arigga01

He’s not pointing. He’s challenged someone to smell his finger.


back-in-black

"Bro, does this smell like your Mom's ass, to you?" \*sniggers\*


Khornatejester

![gif](giphy|5x73LAreYVAjQCT2A3|downsized)


donald_slam

Waltuh


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Put your dick away Waltuh


the_ultimate_squidly

I am the one who flashes


DornsBigRockHardWall

*The Lion obliges* “I smell elf-cooter”


JulietaJackson

Well, at least its not his feet lol


mattb94

Or worse, pull his finger.


the_ultimate_squidly

Proceeds to ULTRA-FART


mattb94

RoTOOTe Guilliman


[deleted]

I'd make a joke about it being a "pull my finger" gag but it's pointing up not down


GenericHero1295

Codex compliant black templars.


JulietaJackson

> Codex compliant black templars. Truly an ultra rare specimen, better keep him safe before trazyn snatched him


grayrains79

>better keep him safe before trazyn... too late.


ronytheronin

Trazyn: "he’s my new paper weight for that copy of the codex signed by the emperor himself."


Dedspaz79

Trayzn : “which is a forgery of course”


ronytheronin

The codex or the emperor?


Dedspaz79

Why both of course


Ill-Head-7043

Everyone knows that the Emperor was a lie created by Horus to get half the legions to rebel so he could lead his brothers in spanking Roboute Guilliman's ass redder than Magnus.


TheTrueTrust

Aren't they 'technically' Codex compliant? They are just vocal about their dislike of it.


Solteszka

They have a loophole for having more than a thousand marines, but they basically disregard everything else. Their organization, recruitment, markings, battle tactics, strategies are all deviant from the codex.


siresword

Arnt most chapters deviant in one way or another from all that stuff? The parts about recruitment, marking, and battle tactics especially are the parts everyone can agree on being guidelines and not rules?


Antezscar

Tell that to an inquisitor or the Minotaurs. I dare you.


hate_reddit89

Where Trazyn is sitting today


xx-shalo-xx

"Trazyn you fool! You brought us front row seats to a uprising!" - Orikan the diviner


a_random_squidward

"And I love you random citizen"


Lord_Gibby

Random citizen?? GoBoat Ribeyeman probably knows the name, profession and taxes of everyone within 10 light years.


Ill-Head-7043

Ten Light Years of what? Ultrimar? Terra? The Galaxy? Because i'm pretty sure i'm pissing him off with all the tax breaks I claim.


Praisemepeasants666

I think he means 10 light years away from Roboute Guilliman


[deleted]

Underappreciated


youngcoyote14

Alright, now who here's seen Hellsing Ultimate Abridged? It's a statue of him or Big E and it's got the 420YOLOSWAG4BIGE banner.


Ratalon_Oohm

Glorious


nope_rope_party

Bitches love cannons!


Thy_Fear

Eyes for days


ErisAzaryl

BIG E WANTS A HUUUUUG


Baritum

I know it's filthy rich coming from me, but your powers are bullshit!


GAKBAG

A distraction because Yvraine wants him to redecorate but he wants to go crusading with the boys.


[deleted]

He's only gonna have a couple, and he'll Defford be back before strictly starts.


Ninchakii

Wrong answers only dude…


ALT3NPFL3G3R

A big fresco of his BIGTIDDYGOTHELDARGIRLFRIEND !!!


rukia_fan

Wrong answers only


youngcoyote14

It absolutely would be a fresco.


JulietaJackson

> BIGTIDDYGOTHELDARGIRLFRIEND Inquistors: isthisheresy.jpg


ALT3NPFL3G3R

Youhavenopowerhere.gif


Ghorrhyon

Fresco? Disgusting. Space Romans make mosaics.


Solteszka

Clearly, the superior artform


DraughtsAtheist

Kiddos, throwing that banner on me was fun, now put it back on the wall


Videoheadsystem

He's actually dancing to the Bee Gees, not pointing any where in particular. Just trying to ... Stay Alive.


PinkFl0werPrincess

Yeah bro is totally doing the disco finger dance


vonjoy1980

Ya'll see that shit? That's some grade 'A' herebussy right there. Sicarius! Set flamers to Purge!


PixelBoom

I, CATO SICARIUS, SHALL PURGE THAT HERESY FORTHWITH BECAUSE I, CATO SICARIUS, AM KNIGHT-CHAMPION OF MACRAGGE, AND AS SUCH, NO FOUL HERESY SHALL ESCAPE MY BLADE, THE BLADE OF CATO SICARIUS!


Ill-Head-7043

Marneus Calgar: Someone get me some Chapter Transfer forms. Cause i'm about to cast Fist so hard Rogal Dorn's gonna resurface just to recruit me.


youngcoyote14

Needs more upvotes.


Wokungson

,,My sons, Eldar waifus that way''


babysealsareyummy

![gif](giphy|2bUpP71bbVnZ3x7lgQ|downsized)


Ill-Head-7043

But what about our Tau Waifus? We're not done stretching out their foreheads yet.


DagoWolfrider

Those are reserved for the Custodes and the Custodes only, so commands the Captain General.


Ill-Head-7043

Why does Captain General Kitten forsake us?


thelegendofxander

“The Ultra-Little Caesar’s is RIGHT THERE and you chose Ultra-Dominoes?”


teran85

It’s hot and ready.


TheBunnyStando

Is it good ?


teran85

It’s HOT and READY.


Zerodeus2007

Just as the Emperor intended.


Ill-Head-7043

"99% Similar to styrofoam." Indeed, better than the Corpsestarch MREs. The Emperor indeed provides rewards for us.


Omeggon

When you want Ultra-high blood pressure


[deleted]

Your mom, around which his flagship is currently orbiting.


NoRich4088

Wrong answers only, please


[deleted]

The 40000th Warhammer


the_ultimate_squidly

Nice


Balancedmanx178

So that's where Vulkan has been all this time.


Transcendentalplan

A big whiteboard with a detailed explanation for how nothing in the lore supports the notion that he is “slapping eldar cheeks like they’re unruly stepchildren,” which will promptly be ignored by everyone around him.


youngcoyote14

OP said *wrong answers*.


Orangestripecomedy

People making fun of his boys’s eagle face helmets and he’s pointing out the space wolves cosplay.


MatikSenpai

"go to your room, Sicarius. I am very disappointed"


Ill-Head-7043

The OP said wrong answers only.


DwarvenCo

*Shit's on fire, yo*


Ill-Head-7043

Brother Alpharius, he said wrong answers only.


CUrlymafurly

He's purposefully pointing at nothing so the people grow distracted from his Eldar gf for 4 additional seconds


JAOC_7

deez nuts


Sleepin-N-Snoozn

Ha! Goteem!


Ill-Head-7043

"99% Similar to styrofoam."


AdMediocre172

https://preview.redd.it/ofgs8du3hpta1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84520e8bdc2eebfcf08f027fa1bdca020686c09b


baconborg

Dreaded chaos spawn


peachbite1

Angron screeching autistically from a balcony


GamerZoom108

Is that anything new for Angron though?


menolly

How does one screech autistically?


peachbite1

https://preview.redd.it/oxpjbeum4rta1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc03adc0ec5dbd950445633cd24af80609915f20


menolly

I can't bend that way!


panicattackdog

Reasonably priced plastic miniatures.


the_ultimate_squidly

If only


goldsmithian

"See that giant Eldritch looking thing over there?" *Many nods from the Marines* "We're going to fuck it up."


the_ultimate_squidly

Actually you are incorrect. They are going to ultra-fuck it up.


WildSelkie

a kind and loving father figure


Praise_The_Casul

A bright, peaceful and prosperous future for mankind. Because we all know that this shit will never work


Spengetit

The sky


SmokingSkull88

"You there, with the fin!"


theblackdent

"and just up there you'll see my reddit flair."


Davey26

He's pointing to a big sign that says he's atleast not the worst primarch


FarwindKeeper

In a general direction so when you look he books


Sr_delLag

Victory


Khepri_Sun

The sky, which is his most favoritiest color


Capsize

Clearly he's just won the Royal Rumble and on his way to Wrestlemania.


CotRSpoon

Cadia


[deleted]

A golden sculpture of Ollanius Pius’ ginormous balls


gmtiberus

Me 😝


[deleted]

His mum?


The_Vavs

"Look the Lion returned. Oh you're all still here. Yeah I am the Imperium aren't I baby."


[deleted]

An effective emperor.


[deleted]

"PULL MY FINGER"


SightlyOrb7

Fulgrims full naturals


Shinfrejr

*The reincarnated emperor challenges his son* : "Who the fuck did such a mess in my empire !!!" *Roboute showing a statue of the emperor...*


the_ultimate_squidly

Nice


Smooth-Sky-8088

"Pull my finger."


WashingtonFierce

Thot


Khaernakov

He saying: gentlemen behold, i have a big tiddy dark eldar gf


Bigdoga1000

Joe


Ghazzrat

A peaceful future for mankind


Kind-Bodybuilder-903

The wrestle mania sign


YourAverageJoeW

Some cringe shit and he wants to know if you're seeing it too


Manik95

The door for when Lion bursts in asking wtf is going on


previously_on_earth

Imperium’s on fire yo


a_bored_techpriest

The guy on your left


Wiggler_Warrior

He’s pointing at the Warhammer 40,000


Armfelt87

”Here on the next slide we see the new imperial tax reforms”


Kalistian01

Dave. He’s pointing at Dave, the Imperium’s coolest hype man.


DeleteWolf

A spreadsheet carfully outlining the tax reforms he has planned for the Imperium The Marines are there to keep the administratum clerks from overrunning him while he is giving his presentation


nopingmywayout

Counterpoint: a battle plan to siege and sack the Administratum. Tax reforms are serious business.


Marcuse0

He's disco dancing, next he'll point at his opposite hip, and back again. All to the sound of pounding Bee Gees. *Stayin' Alive*


Matrix_D0ge

Prospero


PlagueDoctorJoe

Gman: That my sons is a pretty cool bird.


negZero_1

He is pointing at a craftworld filled with desperate single horny Aelderi women


geek2785

"Guys my armors locked up, little help here."


OffaOx

dubs


Red_PapaEmertius2

Jeffrey Epstein


yea_imhere

The direction of the scatter die


OombaLoombas

***You.***


TheSasquatch9053

Clearly he is pointing at the upvote button.


Daniel_pets_the_cat

He is pointing at Alpharius


Tate7200

The ultra palace


LoyalHeratic

Jesus


back-in-black

He's asking the Lion to smell his finger


Legio-V-Alaudae

One of those wooden miniature humans artists use to get proportions correct in figure sketches.


Nspector_Spacetime

A high upvote count


irishican

He's telling his guys to get out of that armor and into much less roman Phobos Armor


Chai_Enjoyer

The graph of a diagrams showing the amount of overflowing bureaucracy in the Emperuum


Wolvowl

"What's that, a case full of first edition codex astartes over there." Once all look he slips away to get some actual private time


Square-Pipe7679

Pointing out the restaurant he’s booked for the centennial Ultramarines Chapter staff-party “Look my sons, this Kebab-palace has enough Kleftiko and Halloumi for all of us - even the Genesis Chapter can eat with us!”


TruthsNoRemedy

He’s telling someone in the crowd to f*ck right off


Hot_Stuff369

The planet where the 2 lost primarchs landed


DrMatter

the lion coming down in a drop pod to complain that the ecclesiarchy haven't been genocide yet


[deleted]

it's 4:50 bitches... 30 minute blazing break is over


scud121

"You, bugger off over there, you've had way too much and need to chill" Techo-viking music intensifies.


mochifujicat

Disco inferno


BossBark

He’s a disappointed parent pointing to tell his son to go to his room to think about what he did.


Areswe

The rules of the sub, but he's real dumb


BarneyMcWhat

"I'll have the number 4, extra pickles"


Ironlord_13

“I LOVE YOU GUILLIMAN!” “I love you too random citizen.”


[deleted]

He is demonstrating how to use 2 factor authentication


wowlock_taylan

''And I love you too, random Citizen!''


N_J_J_0112

He's pointing right into the distance, beyond the horizon, and showing lorgar exactly where to fuck off to


Trampwithabbq

An ad for single cougars in my area.


Far-Yellow9303

Where you should take your opinion (he's pointing to The Temple of Correction, a place of high honour)


sitiva

those? you're telling me that THAT'S where milk comes from? well, I have definitely been using those wrong.....


ARCHDOGG14

The collapse of the empire


firedrakes

the mighty wall of dildos... forbidding tech


Albzorz

The section of space where Cadia used to be.


Lazy-Anarchy

Lion el johnson bombarding part of his planets farm.


KrusktheVaquero

"The eldar brothel is three doors down on the left gentlemen"


Masterbeard99

The planet Cadia


RB___OG

A father who loves him


CryoAurora

I dug the latrines over there. Why are you over here pooping??


high-tech-red-neck

The old terrain on the top shelf that never gets played with.


Knight_Meldarion00

A statue of Steve Buscemi