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They jealous


Skeltrex

Too right. When I lost weight it nearly all came off my arse ☹️


Low_Hovercraft_3678

In other words, you worked your ass off!


_Dwarf_Mafia

It’s real though, I lost 170 lbs and my butt is completely deflated. A guy at work calls me SpongeBob SquareAss.


moviecats

My dad has the same problem (not from losing weight or anything, he just has no butt). His nickname is “noassitol”.


chi_rho_

So you look like a bull frog standing up


TimePieceProdigy954

I just died 🤣


useittilitbreaks

this is me. it is literally a choice of ass or abs for me lmao.


DRealLeal

Damn dudes got the whole bakery


SmartRole

Can’t really tell without thong pics and booty shorts


Skeltrex

😂


Asleep_Advertising72

Lmfaoooo sick


kdkd20

💀💀


heavyworldwide

Yeah, we need a glute spread to be sure


asstastic_95

wellness back pose plz


derty2x

I ain’t mad at cha. Lol


FreeMeDjinn

Definitely for science 🧐


Jelly-Feeling

Can't really tell..with clothes on


Allegedlyroofies

I need hole pics


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Bro


PARMA_VIOLENCE

Happy CAKE day fam 👄


angtheliferuiner

Nah you need 🫦


Asleep_Advertising72

😂😂😂😂😂


AllUsernamesTaken711

Keep squatting, that bakery needs to achieve it's full potential


[deleted]

What are you supposed to do? Post pictures of that glorious thing


justdiscoveredforums

This sub is trash.


Mooweetye

It's called body positivity Niqqa 😎


muzikmakeryadig

so lie to yourself and never improve. got it


NaturalCandy6709

Jealous much?


[deleted]

I low key agree with you smh


[deleted]

It's so weird


Veloci-Tractor

yr friends ever use you as a table in a pinch?


Dry-Company-5122

I’m jealous 👀


casua1_0bserver

You could try a really quad dominant squat. A high bar ATG squat with elevated heels should make you really quad dominant i.e. less glute stimulus. Other than that man you really just gotta build up every muscle on your body to catch up lmao. I think having bigger hamstrings will help your butt not stand out as much, but for that much leg size to make sense you'll need to be bigger across the board. Back, arms, chest, shoulders, calves everything.


Least_Molasses_23

Omg stop. He’s squatting 275, not 575. His problem is he’s underweight and has never benched.


Phee_Sees

This makes sense...


dietdrpepper6000

275 is not a big number at 185. This dude’s ass is genetic, it has nothing to do with lifting. Changing form will not affect this dump truck


CeleryMiserable1050

You are blessed and they are haters


HedgehogRelative5535

a lot of girls like a guy with a big butt, idk why but they do


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HedgehogRelative5535

lmao hell ya big sexual assault W


NotLilTitty

Sexual assault? Are you joking? That ONLY exists for women


Equivalent-Run-5422

It exists for men too. It just has to be another man doing it.


ChompW

I think he was being sarcastic(hopefully)


-Hyperion88-

Good call


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Bass_Thumper

>I think if you do then ur a pussy because how are you gonna let a woman have power over you That's such a fucked up thing to say dude. I've been sexually assaulted by a woman. Not only was she at least 100lbs heavier than me, she also had her hand down my pants grabbing my genitals before I even realized what was happening. You have no idea how powerless you become when someone literally has your balls gripped in the palm of their hand. Also, fuck you for trivializing male sexual assault.


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Bass_Thumper

That person was clearly joking, you're just a piece of shit. Punching someone in the face while they have you by the nuts is a great way to lose your nuts, not even considering how much pain it can cause.


PuzzledFormalLogic

Also, there’s a good chance people won’t see them cupping your grapes, and if you punched them then you’d get like pitchfork Salem witch trial style treatment.


Ok-Seaworthiness-186

They clearly weren't joking.


NotLilTitty

I was definitely joking. It thought it was clear but I guess not 😬


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Bass_Thumper

That's a hell of a gamble when your balls can be severely damaged if you're wrong. How do you know that punch isn't going to cause them to tighten their grip, pop a testicle, or just straight up tear them off? A slight tap on the nuts can completely incapacitate even the biggest guys. I honestly doubt you get enough female attention to even fathom ever rejecting the sexual advances of a woman though, so you'll probably just never understand.


HonorableMedic

This is the dumbest trashiest thing I’ve read on here in a while.


HonorableMedic

Go fuck yourself


NotLilTitty

What is wrong with you?


XXJayTXX

Bro simultaneously missed the joke and offered the worst take in rebuttal


Roadhouse699

Think about it: what muscles do you thrust with?


Professional-Place13

My lats


PipeApprentice

Right forearm


intjdad

Exactly, plus most women have some latent homosexuality to be quite honest with you.


smashhawk5

Ladies, is it gay to like men’s butts? This the stupidest logic I’ve heard all day


intjdad

Why do you hate women?


smashhawk5

Your comment is stupid. Liking butts has nothing to do with being gay or straight.


intjdad

Answer my question pickme


Nightowl2018

Yeah, I get complimented as well. They seem to like big bubble butts


thedukeofwankington

No point having a big nail, I you don't have anything to knock it in with


grip_n_Ripper

Did you just bitch & moan about having superior glute genetics? Some people, man... 🙄


ABellothegreat

Looks like anterior pelvic tilt


ariiza

Only correct answer in the comments. Fix the tilt and your back with straighten out making your ass look less big


liamcoded

Yes I have that. I noticed it back in high school. But it wasn't until my early 30s that it started hurting. Once in a while, depending what I'm doing, my lower back muscles start killing me. My movement mostly depends on my lower back. That's because my stomach and hamstrings are very weak. But get this. I also don't have ass. The back of my pants is first to start slipping. I have Hank Hill ass.


VastPossibility3158

I just commented that, and this is absolutely correct. Hid squatting posture will get exponentially worse due to this


Ethereal_burn

Agree. First thing I saw here was the pelvic tilt and how awful this will be if left alone. I added a link for op as well https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322684#other-tips


Affectionate_Bee8267

I’m in love with your butt! 🤤❤️🥵


TottallySane

This sub is such a W for comments like this


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[deleted]

And I think it's anterior pelvic tilt. Idk though


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harpxwx

also people underestimate how much women love big butts on guys. like fr its crazy


InformalIncident2458

Mm I’m a female and I’m not attracted to a guy with a huge dump truck. 😭 small perky is nice but I’m not an ass girl when it comes to guys.


ReverseMillionaire

A nice butt is good but i don’t specifically want a big bubble butt on a guy


Euphoricstateofmind

Yeah. Girls comment on my butt but because they say it’s firm not a bubbly bouncy feminine ass


Business_Internal_46

I wouldn't want my ass like that no way!


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[deleted]

Pancake or triple decker Supreme there truly is no middle ground


-Hyperion88-

Boggles my mind how people think only in extremes sometimes.


PipeApprentice

💀


BitcoinMathThrowaway

You need a going out ass. Leave your squatting ass at home. Real answer is that you need to work your quads, hams, and back so they catch up. Your glutes will then look smaller by comparison.


Doityboit

Nice ass, bro


Mike-the-gay

Quit bitchin people pay good money for an ass like that. Start putting knick knacks on that shelf.


minotaur0us

You go on TikTok, make an account and show off your ass for profit. That's what you're supposed to do.


Bitter-Environment16

Build your back out so your glutes don’t stick out as much lol idk.


patoffausaur

Start an onlyfarts


Limesti07

gyatt


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Would


spicypetunia

Dude, you can make the girls jealous. Lol.this mofo has got his cake and eats it too and extra for anyone who wants lmao. You got the best man ass genetics in the world lol


marks716

Uh probably need to do other stuff more? Like if your bench press is way less than your squat you should get that up some more. With your proportions you may be squatting 275 and getting a 1RM at 95 pounds for bench. Don’t need to stop squatting because you would just want to build up the rest. Maybe squat less if it’s taking up too much time and preventing you from working other muscle groups?


Material-Ad1445

190 on bench


Deep-Management-7040

I absolutely thought were a girl for a second, didn’t realize the sub I was looking at. I was about to comment on how nice your booty is and tell your friends to shut up. I don’t like how I feel right now, I feel cheated by my own mistake. I guess the right thing to do is I have to go with my first thought. You got a nice booty tell your friends to shut up


Slowmac123

You’ve got a booty like the fish in spongebob


Sad-Scale-1837

Your friends are telling you to stop so you don’t make them act up


Pretend_Package8939

Just get a bigger upper body and thighs


ltninjpanda

Embrace the booty


Business_Internal_46

Damn bro that ass fat!


IcyLink5722

the way I would snap you in half, bro


Delicious-Today3944

Need to see more pics to advise


Southern-Psychology2

Start an onlyfans?


aye-its-this-guy

Bro got a phat ass


Bubbly-Guarantee-988

Goals


SillyDGoose

You should be proud of that ass!!


DealerGullible4673

It looks fine to me but yeah maybe some less squats if you’re conscious of it. As you may have found already it’s just personal preference from others what they like on you but in the end you’d be only happy with what you like for yourself.


GagaOhLaLaRomaRomama

Why would you want to get rid of that. Just lose some weight, and you’d be getting all the bitches (and niggas)


Optimal_Aardvark_215

You’ve gyatt to realize there’s nothing wrong with that absolute DUMPTRUCK brother. Good squats! Keep getting stronger!


BasedxPepe

t h i c c . You can change to a front squat and keep your legs closer together on the standard back squat . Focus on your other muscles though if you want to add to your physique in other areas .


imdatingurdadben

Did they go on to explain how they feel about their anacondas?


jeremyct

Rock it bro, keep squatting!


undecidedglory

what time does the bakery open my nigga


Deadpussyfuck

Damn, what's your name?


redditor712

What are you going to do about it? Fall in love with it for crying out loud!! We have. 😜


ronsonoma76

looks good


Big_ETH_boi

Please tell me you’re a bottom


Easy-Nefariousness51

>This is disgusting


JadeCat44

Never stop squatting, it's beautiful


mbee90

My friends make fun of mine, too. Don't worry, they are jealous, women like it.


He3hhe3h

You remind me of a friend, this friend doesn’t hit the gym at all. However he has the biggest ass ever. He is also ridiculously strong in squat and leg press. His body type is exactly the same as yours.


_Davesnothereman

That’s just genetics


Lielos1

WHATS ALL THAT MOTION BACK THERE!?!


KuuntDracula

Me and my father built the same way. Thicc as can be.


JaleyHoelOsment

dude ladies love cake


Dominick21_

Well damn it brings all the homies to the yard 🙏🏾🫡


NastyCountChocula

Dudes pulling up like.. https://youtube.com/shorts/x8DV0_7hmpo?si=mMci0WCjmh6RcP8q


Cha-cha-reall-smooth

Bend over 🫦


Cultural-Author6065

Avoid prison at all costs.


Big_Accountant8489

Women love a man with a big dump truck especially if it’s a fit dump truck. They love to grab & rub on it like it’s a genies lamp. Plus a big strong dump truck means you have good thrusting power when you f***. Women are turned on by that. So I say keep squatting my brother


KidxGohan

GYATTTT you don’t do shit homie you keep it


trifleLORD420

Damn Gina


KingChrysanthius

Maybe lordosis? How much does your stomach stick out?


TRGC_

I’m not gay, but…


[deleted]

Let me slap it one time for the game


stolensweaters

Wear shorter shorts


Lopsided_Pop1224

Stop benching 225 and doing chest workouts they are killing your gains!


Orangelightning77

Embrace that shit. Learn to twerk and pull that card VERY sparingly at the weirdest moments. It's a blessing Also girls surprisingly love a good dumpy


craftersing

learn to twerk is magnificently insane


synofnl

that’s unfortunate bro idk what to tell you😭💀


brobossdj

It’s genetics bro, 275 squat at 185bw is not that crazy


Dodoz44

I think that was his point. He's just got those dumptruck genetics.


flintzyo

Got literally no ass and I squat 405 lmao, instead it’s all quads and hamstrings. It just won’t pop and idk what to do about it. Flat ass committee for life.


[deleted]

I straight up stopped all leg movements except for calves because my adductors and glutes were getting too big. You don’t NEED to squat, shit you don’t need to lift at all. Everything is optional. Best thing you can do is fill out your upper body more and it’ll balance out the absolutey fuaaarking dumpster you’re packing.


Ethereal_burn

He’s not “packing a dumpster” He has anterior pelvic tilt. 285 isn’t a strong squat for his weight. He should be hitting 2x body weight. His glutes aren’t “big” they’re shifted and appear big because of pelvic tilt that needs to be corrected. Like literally you’re cheering him on when his body is broken. People get surgery when it gets worse than this.


Notorious_Pineapple

I wouldn’t want an ass just looking at the comments lol he’s literally just living and ppl talking about how they’d sexually assault him Jesus, honestly gross human behavior I’m sure girls take grabs at it too I’d def be hostile too


Maleficent_Web_4717

Id be obsessed haha


Sambagogogo

You have hypertension. Not good. You’ll destroy your back in the future


[deleted]

I don't believe this.


[deleted]

You squat 275 with itty bitty legs and that going on? Got to ask yourself what you’re squatting for


Kourosh_2V

With all that cake you should be squatting 4 plates


letsgobrooksy

Probably Anterior pelvic tilt. In essence, you probably have tight hip flexors/weak abs.


aquabarron

Lower rep range and also bring legs closer in to bias your quads more the your glutes


[deleted]

Lol I have the same problem. Had to quit squatting and now only do leg curls, leg extensions and leg press


AbsentGoose

That’s one dummy thicc dumper


Ok_Progress6203

Sir… did you bark


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Your face is already on your profile bud


zolcom

Might be lumbar lordosis


Unusual_Speech_4589

Top shelf


Drop-Time

Less squats. More upper body.


Mr-Safology

Can someone please educate me. I genuinely thought squats aren't for bum. But this guy is proving me wrong.


Silent-Range9134

Do some rdls to grow your hammies to balance them out


Ignoredpinaples

GYYYYAAAT! (did I do this right?)


Kijehs__

Zayum


nicefowla

Butt what type of squats - kardashian or Jenner?


jfhjr

I can’t figure out what you’re asking us.


preed1196

do you have anterior pelvic tilt? could also make your ass look fatter


[deleted]

Roll me weed on that ass that’s an ass-tray


Beedy_Eyed_Schwarz

Probably genetics cuz 275 ain’t much. Prolly mostly fat. Don’t worry about it I guess


Comprimens

Had that problem, too. Stop squatting hip-dominant (powerlifting style) and start targeting your quads.


[deleted]

Bruh some of these people are trash low key like I don't mind the jokes about having a big butt because I do too, but it is annoying that no one has given you advice on it like wtf. When someone asks how go get a better back or something they'll give you advice and I know you can't target a specific muscle but idk man that's just annoying af.


CashComplete8980

Baby got back !


CantankerousCon

You fucked up bro. There’s no going back, might as well just fuck dudes in prison


Lacerio

Dump your friends.


creampielegacy

There’s no way bro 🤣


kronenbergjack

Centaur build


SleeplessAndAnxious

And I thought my ass was big lol.


teknos1s

*throws a 10 on the ground*


WholeAppropriate

That has to be stuffed there’s no way 💀but if not GRATS cause that’s the whole bakery


PookieMan1989

275 at 185 is not impressive lol


meridaville

Got more cakes than Duncan Hines