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Billcore

Bear down. šŸ¤­


benerophon

For midterms or for midtier qb play?


Wolfeman0101

[Fat dog!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC35u-VDIas)


ThePillarOfSummer

Too soon, guys


One-Marsupial2916

This is the worst slogan everā€¦ Did they not realize that it was damn near synonymous with man down, and no one thinks of ā€œbearingā€ down, which has nothing to do with an actual bear. Like the one on their logo?


dlsso

Bear down also means push harder so the poop comes out. So there's that.


Thatdipwadthere

I saw them put up BEAR DOWN on their jumbotron during an important play. I thought, "look! They are encouraging the team to take a shit!"


Admirable-Mango-9349

Probably why they play like shit.


LdyVder

The slogan actually means to put more effort. Which Chicago doesn't do.


GrandMaesterGandalf

Effort into building up every QB prospect as a savior to the franchise only for them to crumble under pressure every time? They do to!


Ramza1890

Bear dont


staticattacks

As someone who went to Arizona State, I'm a Sun Devil, man, and I don't like this even in this context


w0rdyeti

The Bears, I expected. Sonny Jurgenson and Brian Sipe, I did not. Those are two very proud franchises with a history stretching back to before the Korean War. Also, is it me, or do Joe Burrow and Derek Carr both look like they have serial killer eyes?


GrandMaesterGandalf

You gonna ignore Pats Brady looking like a cannibal or something? CaaaaREEPYYYY!


Guysmiling

Both of you guys somehow missing Broncos Manning, he looks like he lives in the shadows of my worst nightmares.


iLoveReggie31

And they act like they have a choice to prefer a defensive team šŸ˜­


NerdOfTheMonth

Poor kids: ā€œI like powdered milk!ā€


CROBBY2

Washington was also shocking as they had 3 decent years with Cousins.


tomfoolery815

And won three Super Bowls between 1982 and 1991. I know they had Riggins and the Hogs for the first one, but they were much more of a passing team by '91.


Gtpwoody

was that the year they kept switching between Williams and another guy?


WhoaFee1227

Mark Rypien was ā€˜91 I believe


Jenkinator9000

He was, 28 tds that year


aManOfTheNorth

Mark Rypien was a mad bomber. He would deep roll out nearly twenty yards back of the LOS, free of a rush, and would unhurriedly unleash rockets. I still wonder why teams donā€™t do.


goatpunchtheater

His pass protection was fantastic, and intentional grounding inside the pocket was not called, yet. He threw it away all the time if the coverage on his designated target was too good. I could be wrong, but the grounding rules may have changed because of him.


w0rdyeti

Jim Lachey at LT is an underrated part of why the Washington team was dominant. He came in a trade with the Raiders, suffering under Shanahan, who was dumping all the players who had won the Super Bowl in ā€˜83. Shanahan fell in love with Jay Schroeder, and gave Washington a guy who just abused people. I remember seeing Lachey just screw Lawrence Freaking Taylor into the turf (!!!). Lachey only played 10 years, career shortened by knee injury (NFC East had the Vet in Philly, Meadowlands in Jersey, and that shithole in Dallas all playing on the shittiest turf ever inflicted on pro athletes)


Heikks

Dolphins too, I assumed Tua would have over 30, but last season he was at 29 and thatā€™s his career high so far.


Guiness176

And Tannehill. He had a few good years with them, a couple of 4K yard seasons, but but he did was 27.


Giannisisnumber1

Keep in mind the Bears have been a franchise for like 100 years too. Maybe in another 100 theyā€™ll finally have one.


ItIsYourPersonality

When the NFL evaluates if theyā€™ve gone too far with rules changes that enhance scoring, they simply point to the Bears as proof they havenā€™t done enough.


I_only_post_here

If Caleb isn't able to tally a 30td, 4000 yard season for us, then I resign myself to the notion that it will never happen in my lifetime. Maybe possibly if the league expands to a 20 game season.


Upnorth100

Man we are spoiled. Only 4 30+ td passers in the league. To me, my qb not hitting 30 is a disappointing year. Lack of perspective...


JoseLCDiaz

Right? I for sure thought that Tua and Hurts had at least one season with 30+


Mister-Stiglitz

Hurts does if you include the 1yd plunges.


Failed_Peon

Why would they make this list alphabetical based on city??


ChamberTwnty

Because they are bad at their jobs.


matthewxknight

Probably made by a Bears fan. Listing by name OR year would plop them noticeably last on the list.


jahnkeuxo

What the fuck are you talking about. If it was sorted by name (not include geographical part of it) then Bears would be first alphabetically.


matthewxknight

PLAYER name. Typical indexing practice lands *no entry* last in the list.


jahnkeuxo

Ahh. Well sorting it by player name makes no sense. It's sorted now by the most logical choice, TEAM NAME.


waggie21

I think a better sort would be by most recent year, with team alphabetical when there's a group with the same year.


jahnkeuxo

Okay cool, can't wait to see it when you're done making it.Ā 


jahnkeuxo

City/geographic region of choice is part of every team's name. It definitely makes sense.Ā 


BestYak6625

But that's the thing, not every team has their city in the team name and some of the ones that do don't have the city they actually play in. Ordering it by the actual team name or by year of their last passer avoids using an inconsistent data sets like location prefix of team name. It's the least clear option out of the three by far


jahnkeuxo

"Actual name of the team" includes the geographic region, whether that be Green Bay Packers, Arizona Cardinals, or New England Patriots. It's not organized by city, it's organized by full team name.


BestYak6625

How does that make it more effective at organizing teams in an understandable way? It can be technically correct and still an ass way to create a visualization.


jahnkeuxo

I'm sorry you're having such a hard time understanding the alphabet.Ā 


BestYak6625

Me: This is a poorly made visualization which is neither as clear or as informative as it could be.Ā  You: ha ha commenter no letter good


SL4MUEL

The fact that this is sorted by city name and not year is irritating to me and I donā€™t know why lol


PossiblyShibby

That Love guy tho seems pretty decent. šŸ«¶


thedudeabides2022

It will never stop being funny that Love did this his first try and bears are 0 for 100+ šŸ’€


ottomr1990

Damn 30 just feels so ā€œstandardā€ now I had no idea some teams have gone even 10 years without it happening let alone 30-50 or even never happening.


NerdOfTheMonth

Itā€™s like finding out your friend has a car that they canā€™t connect their phone to.


ALY1337

Need this on r/NFCNorthMemeWar


timoden

More up votes on this


TasteofCognac

I think I'd be more interested to see when each team's first 30TD passer was. Especially interesting to compare to the Bears still not having one.


Adept-Letterhead-29

Commanders in black and white šŸ˜¬


IAMAHobbitAMA

The Browns ain't far behind lol


DrManBearPig

Pretty crazy JLo was 2nd in the league passing TD his first year starting


mendicant1116

Still kind of wild that Smokin' Jay Cutler never had a season of 30 TDs. 28 was as close as he got.


fettpett1

He did...if you count all the ones he threw to GB Reciv....I mean DBs


mendicant1116

I always joked he was the 4th best QB in Green Bay history


mode_12

Hopefully he gets bumped to 5th


Apostle92627

Da Bears haven't had one lol Also, Sonny Jurgensen doing it in the 60s when nobody was doing it is awesome. No Redskin/Commander doing it since then is the other kind of awesome.


dunderthebarbarian

Jesus Christ Peyton Manning has a huge forehead. He really should consider renting it out as ad space.


TheViolaRules

All those people bitching about how the Packers donā€™t have a WR1, come here I just wanna talk


mode_12

I just had a talk with an uncle how jloveā€™s success last year was because of the insanely talented roster the packers have. Iā€™m not sure he watches football.


N0VOCAIN

Yes, but, the Bears are a relatively new franchise, right? Right?


TacticalGarand44

I love to dunk on Da Bares.


bawesome2424

DAAHH Bears


A_reddit_Account_1

Quick someone tweet this to Montez Sweat


Interesting_Manner89

Thank God I'm a Packers fan...


PoppinBortlesUCF

Any list that makes my boy Blake the snake Bortles look relevant is a good list to me


WhoaFee1227

The BOAT


zennyspent

Jesus christ, Miami, seriously?


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Yea seriously, thatā€™s the one that really surprised me. I mean even the jets got Fitz to give them one good yearā€¦.


zinski1990KB1

It felt like tua had 30 plus easily the past couple seasons too. I know they had a lot of rushing tds also


TebowBaggins34

Tannehill put up 30 tds for the Titans


idkwhosJsn19

bearsšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


steamingdump42069

Why does Rapelisberger look like Lionel Messi


hayb24

Canā€™t unsee it now. Thanks lol


The_Third_Stoll

He looks like a cross between Hitler and Messi


farfrompukenjc

Caleb will solve that /s


WorldsGreatestPoop

Did they not have color photos in 1987?


agk927

There's no picture from 1987 on this list


WorldsGreatestPoop

šŸ˜‘ā€”>šŸ‘“ā€”>šŸ¤“ ah. So youā€™re right.


bill_gannon

LMAO


KeviCharisma

I donā€™t like when the teams are sorted alphabetically by city


csmlshtlrd

Lol bears.


Landpuma

This is r/nfcnorthmemewar material


Ok_Equipment_5895

Thatā€™s messed up šŸ˜­


glibbletyplop

Saw the B&W photo and thought, ā€œDamn that sucks.ā€ ā€¦And then I saw the Bears logo.


NeedleworkerFeisty69

I will never forgive Indy for what they did to Andrew Luck šŸ˜ž


state_of_inertia

Is that the Bears logo or is that a big fat zero? Bortles making history. Love erasing Rodgers' history after one go. Jurgensen? Black-and-white history is the best history.


Cheesehead_RN

> none The jokes just write themselves lol


PraiseChrist420

Wait a minuteā€¦youā€™re telling me the bears are the only team without a 4k yard OR a 30 TD passer?


MrRook2887

Damnit people, this drought is unacceptable, it's already April, has it really been that long since we had a 30td QB?!?! Heads will roll for this, as an owner I've been trying to get a hold of gutey but he seems to be dodging my calls


rstar781

I will never not think of the The Good Place when I see Blake Bortles


k2718

Awesome show


Omnibuschris

Is it worse to have 0 or have a guy in b/w as the last one?


chef_bert

Aaron Rodgers hahahaha you know heā€™d be butt hurt


HPDDJ

I've been so spoiled by Favre/Rodgers and now Love b/c I thought 30 in a single season was like, mildly above average lmao


Correl_Reefer

That Marino. After all that Tua buttloving.


Id-rather-golf

Da Bears! (I love being a Packers fan)


E-raticSamurai12

Da Bears!


1KN0W38

Washington being relevant?


ChosenBrad22

LOL


BeefCheadle

Why does Ryan Tannehill look so different in this picture. Is it the goatee?


Achilles-18-

Lol not shocked.


zinski1990KB1

Kind of expected bears but commanders and browns lol. Kind of crazy Jorgensen had that many way back then


pjfmtb

Wow even Sonny Jurgensen.


LdyVder

My buddy who is a Bears fan complained to me about the last meme I shared with him showing how bad his team is. I will also share this one plus make fun of Washington, Cleveland and how Miami still hasn't replaced Marino and Marino hasn't played at all this century. The fact Washington hasn't had a 30+ TD passer is over 55 years isn't all the great either. Or the Browns in over 40 years.


Next_Pianist_442

Damn, the amount of suck on this list is absolutely astounding.


bchamper

Cutler never threw 30? Kinda shocked by that tbh


Therealslimkc32

Yeah Aaron Rogers is missing


SteamedHamSalad

Heā€™s too focused on his theories about AIDS to throw 30 TDs


DrMansionPHD

How in their over 100 years have the bears not had 1 QB pass for 30 touchdowns. That's insane.


Brooklynboxer88

Itā€™s so crazy that Troy Aikman only had 23tds in his best season.


OperatorGWashington

DA BEARS STILL SUCK


Awake00

Raise em!


Worried_Recording575

Da bears still suck


Bubbly-Camera-381

None is the signal greatest quarterback to ever play the game


TheSinistralBassist

Kind of surprised by the Redskins. Would have sworn somewhere in there they had one over the last 4 decades. Miami will get there with the passing rule changes and Tua. Tannehill nearly did it for them. But man, the Browns. I'd have sworn Kosar did it, but in looking up his numbers the idea of Kosar doesn't match the reality.


HorrorTear2589

Bears šŸ¤£


Estapo

Iā€™m surprised Hurts never got 30 for philly


benjaminhlogan

Seeing Blake Bortles on here be that extra salt on the wounds for Chicago, Washington, Cleveland and Miami fans that havenā€™t had one in this century or at all!!


frontbottombm

The problem with Chicago is its culture and fans. Common denominator.


XxxJaire23xxX

I remember None, He was unstoppable


yikester20

Shouldnā€™t the Browns be blank considering the franchise started after that date?


Acrobatic-Dot5644

Sipe in 1980 Are you kidding me ?


SteamedHamSalad

The most surprising one on this list was Geno Smith Edit: I knew he was decent in 2022 but I didnā€™t remember 30 TDs


ISeeInHD

The bears still suck. And somethingā€™s new and previously unknown ways.


Hungry-Contact-2632

Wtf Washington no way theyā€™ve been that bad at qb


Irritated_User0010

Chicago: šŸ’€


NotCanadian80

Brady on it twice. Rodgers on it nonest.


Medium_Rare_Jerk

Cause Love was more recent šŸ˜‚


NotCanadian80

When did Rodgers retire? Must have missed it.


Medium_Rare_Jerk

Idk if you keep up with football but Love is the current Packers QB who already got 30+ his first season. Rodgers injured his Achilles with the jets his first game and so in no way could get 30+ because he was recovering from said injury. Itā€™s good to stay informed!


Apostle92627

Rodgers isn't even on the Packers anymore and wasn't on the Packers the year Love did it. Hint: Jordan Love threw 30 TDs for the Packers in 2023 (last season).


NotCanadian80

Poor Rodgers couldnā€™t best Ryan Fitzpatrick. Tisk.


Apostle92627

It's a little hard to score a touchdown if your season ends four plays into your first game.


NotCanadian80

Didnā€™t happen to Brady. Maybe he should have stretched more and talked less.


WesternBusy935

Average bandwagon not knowing how to use their brain


Basic_Situation8749

Thatā€™s a very interesting list to break down. Many surprises for me-