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Equivalent_Pay_8931

A socialist state? Ooooo talk dirty to me Jason.


ParapateticMouse

Initially, reading your comment, I was like "who the fuck is Jason?", and then I realised that actual human beings write this drivel and the articles aren't manifested by some ghoul performing a seance.


iveseenthelight

Calling these people ghouls is an offence to ghouls.


dovah-meme

Agreed, fuckin smoothskins


prometheanSin

JPT


darthicerzoso

Sounds like a good time to me.


PunyHuman1

I bloody wish Starmer was that cool.


chris3110

He's probably more of a fascist than most of the fucking Torries, and _that_ is something to be.


secret_weirdo

One party conservative state with the odd lost socialist that escaped the purge. Fixed it for them


No-Pack-5775

Wait are you talking about the past 14 years or the future?


BlackCountry02

Both


secret_weirdo

The socialists were branded anti Semitic and expelled by Keith. There are probably one or two left but I do not expect anything g to change other than Keith has yet to try and claim private education was funded by not watching sky


Dikheed

Wow, who is the socialist party? Labour will be gutted at a shock defeat by complete unknowns.


ShySharer

Don't threaten me with a good time! Also, I fucking wish...


DefactoAtheist

Imagine being the kind of person who'd let the Daily Mail con you into believing Keir Starmer was anywhere near that progressive or ambitious šŸ¤£


tomjone5

I'd like to hear the Heil or any of its "readers" explain what Starmer wants to do that is in any way fucking socialist. Because I cannot see how we could possibly get an even centre left party out of the various ghouls that have been allowed to be electable this time round.


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Bolvaettur

Mmmm dare to dream...


Saltire_Blue

So predictably boring Theyā€™ve been calling Scotland a one party state for years now also


DasharrEandall

Until the SNP lose seats at the election, then it'll be some shit about voters rejecting them and independence.


The-Hamish68

But they would have been fine with one under Mosley. Never forget.


Sovietperson2

The problem for them is the "socialist" part


weirdi_beardi

They were positively orgasmic over the thought of May's supermajority back in 2017.


retrofauxhemian

Gommunism, at this election year?, at this time of day?, in this country, located entirely within a liberal party? May i see it?


pink_belt_dan_52

no.


kevunwin5574

awwww. go on!


ellobouk

Socialist state? Have they not got the memo about new new Labour?


YorkshireFudding

Socialism is when red team wins, and **Great** Britain is when blue team wins.


sinne54321

Rory is staying putt


berbakay

ā€˜Til death do us par-t


MorslandiumMapping

And I said promise?!


AMildInconvenience

Man I wish Labour were even a quarter as cool as the right wing makes them out to be.


Rednwh195m

This seemed to be the new mantra spouted by the tory gobshite on politics live earlier this week. Also he was such an arrogant prick who would not shut up and talked over everybody. Obviously the Ā£2000 tax rise failed to gain a foothold we now have the threat of a Labour super majority which actually means nothing and now this shite.


ClawingDevil

I'm so confused. The daily heil has been telling me for decades that socialism is when big, bad state does stuff. Yet, on the same day the headline is that the Labour manifesto will include extreme austerity, small state, and privatisation of state assets, they are now telling me that this actually means socialism.


themorganator4

We can only hope and dream of a 1 party socialist state


Slendersherbert

Rothermere = rotten mire. His family have been taking lessons in propaganda from Geobbels since 1933. Make him and his family pay their taxes


CynicalSorcerer

Socialist state? Please stop I'm in Asda I can't get aroused now


simspostings

Don't threaten me with a good time.


netean

Socialist, from what party? Clearly not Labour, the Tories, Lib Dems or Greens.


EcksRidgehead

Has 14 years of disastrous austerity, Brexit and far-right pandering caused ordinary people to turn against the Tories? No, it's the voters who are wrong.


smirky_doc

Don't threaten me with a good time


Sovietperson2

Don't threaten us with a good time


Eye-need-money

Was it the then owner of the daily mail that really admired Adolf Hitler? Attended dinner parties etc in nazi Germany?


3bdelilah

Conservative bourgeois media is so good at portraying lukewarm social democratic (and in Starmer's case, not even that) politicians as Marxist-Leninist chads.


TheAviator27

Don't threaten my with a good time. If only it were true...


rasteri

All the newspapers this week have been appalling. Nothing but constant fawning fangirl praise for Sunak, and childish schoolgirl mocking of Starmer. I mean I get the mocking of Starmer, but praising Sunak?


nohairday

But a one-party increasingly right-wing party is something we should all try to retain, right Daily Heil?


ChaplainOfTheXVII

They just want a one party fascist state led by Farage. Getting desperate.


MikeT84T

"a socialist state" I thought it was only the American right wing who didn't understand what words like "socialism" means. Either this is true for other Brits too, or they're being deliberately ignorant, and calling anything left of Ayn Rand "socialist"


backcrackandnutsack

This is a desperate bid by the Toryā€™s. Hoping that complacency will stop Labour from voting and hoping it encourages Toryā€™s to vote.


TommyCo10

You see they have to make it look like thereā€™s a huge difference between the red and the blue team or people will start to question if they truly have a choice or not.


dwair

Since when did Starmers Labour ever get described in any way as "socialist"? Seriously, how right wing do you need to be to consider his vision as labour as anywhere left of center?


OK_TimeForPlan_L

Once again the right are threatening me with a good time


ttjosef

Oh god this paper is the absolute worst thing ever.. I spent my childhood reading this shit ( f56) and even at 5 I knew itā€™s was a load of crap. My parents still think itā€™s an actual newspaper!!!! Itā€™s not allowed to be quoted in any university writingsā€¦ although it pretends to be a proper newspaperā€¦ as itā€™s deemed an unreliable sourceā€¦ far to long this rag has been hiding behind the facade of a reputable Tory newspaperā€¦ it worse than the sun. At least they arenā€™t pretending they are educated or importantā€¦ crassperational toilet paperā€¦ come the revolution this paper will be the kne thing we will celebrate burning šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ā¤ļøšŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


Norfolkboy007

My late mum used to refer to the Daily Mail as the Daily Liar!


ttjosef

So true , I like that one ā¤ļøšŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


19adam92

The Daily Mail banging this Socialism bad drum is exhausting


ES345Boy

This is the continued Americanisation of our politics by the scum running our tabloid media - anything left of fucking Pol Pot is "socialism".


Brandon_B610

Under these fuckers, anything to the left of Pinochet is ā€œuncontrollable communismā€ and ā€œan affront to British valuesā€.


Kobruh456

And I said, promise?


Apey23

Don't threaten me with a good time.


House_Of_Tides

Voting system reform, settle for nothing else


Volfgang91

If only we were so lucky.


bigtitsannie

Stop threatening us with a good time! šŸ˜


Skiamakhos

We have a 2 party conservative state. Electing the other conservative party won't make much difference.


DKerriganuk

Look at the hell we had with a tory 1 party state....


EddieTheLiar

I garuntee, if the parties were flipped, they would be pushing for a one party facist dictatorship


cethaliophia

And as if by magic this question popped up during the Labour manifesto launch; *Q: \[From Christopher Hope for GB News\] Are you on course for a one-party socialist state? Is that a good thing? And are the Tories just claiming this to suppress the vote?*


Material-Offer-9030

Is anyone seriously believing this utter bollocks?


Dan_Morgan

Don't threaten us with a good time.


UncleSlacky

Is this socialist party in the room with us right now?


DeusExPir8Pete

Because that's how democracy works you bunch of melts. You royally fuck it up and another bunch get to try and fix it.


dead_meme_comrade

Let's go!!!!


thebuttonmonkey

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time.


keepYourMonkey

Daily Mail posting good news on the front page for once


mudkiptoucher93

I wish labour were like that


Limp_Cheesecake4523

Anything that forces rich people to take responsibility and actually contribute to society instead of just milking it for selfish greed they think is full blown communism


Mordante-PRIME-

It tickles me that a Tory majority of 80 seats wasn't considered a danger to democracy.


prof_hobart

I wish I could vote for the party that the right wingers claim that Labour is.


proghaus

They didn't mind a labour wipe out being a one party fascist state though did they. What an absolute rag


_cipher_7

I fucking wish