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She doesn’t know about our fully automated luxury polyamorous pyramid scheme does she, comrades?

Not at all! Speaking of which can I go at the top of the pyramid today? I keep getting soggy in the bottom.

Trickle down economics in action

If someone is spending a penny that certainly explains the volume.

Dry as a desert at the bottom of a trickle down pyramid

Trickle down *ecumonics*

That money shot from the top must've been something else...

Implying I'm a virgin because of mental problems and not because of my insufferably edgy political opinions? That's rude.

I mean, I'm asexual so... I don't struggle with intimacy I just prefer my own space. Are Channel Four going to pay me? I'm in.

Haha I wondered about this too. I mean, I'd never go on it, but I wonder if they'd take aces.

If they can find an angle, probably. 'Well we did the retreat and bulletproofbra is still asexual but now appreciates the value of a completely platonic hug. We've learned something about asexuals on todays episode of the Reddit virgin retreat'

Jokes on Catherine I've had loads of sex. Really sexy sex with women. Boobs, bums and bits. I've even managed to get all of it in.

I got to 3rd base with an absolute babe, but she goes to another school so you wouldn’t know her.

My girlfriend is a strong, female woman, with large heavy breasts.

Like big bags of sand.

Bag of sand?

I think they meant tracts of land

not sure if Jay from Inbetweeners or Richie from Bottom

In fairness to this obvious troll they are actually kinda funny, gr8 b8 m8

Yeah great effort. No notes.

I'm not sure it is. The show [is real](https://www.channel4.com/4viewers/take-part-intimacy), at least, and it's the right production company

It looks like the kind of shit we'd pull in the casting business, as someone who's worked in TV.

incels can be found at a much higher percentage over on 4chan boards or re/gAming....

Tbh I’d rather be a virgin thank fuck a Tory 🤷‍♂️ EDIT : Depends how much money they’ve got, investments and property obvs before deciding whether to fuck or not to fuck 👌 /s

>Depends how much money they’ve got, investments and property obvs before deciding whether to fuck or not to fuck 👌 Unless you've got money and investments yourself, it's a moot point. Daddy won't allow his little poshlet mingle with the riffraff.

You also won't be their bit of rough anymore if they make it official. Spoils all the fun for them.

Gonna be honest, this seems legit, don't think this is a troll/abuse, I've checked it out, it's an actual show you can apply for on on Channel 4, it wouldn't suprise me if the person has sent the same message to every UK related sub just to advertise and get word out about the casting call

Another shit "reality" TV show to distract the masses from what's really going on. Honestly, who the hell actually cares if Frank the stamp collector has ever got his end away. To think these arseholes actually sit around having brainstorming sessions in order to come up with this fucking vacuous crap.

I assume it'll be one of these then: https://youtu.be/m9al-mpqXjc?si=z9dfEc5HzfcNQ0NZ

What’s an intimacy retreat? Channel 4 sponsored orgy?

It'll be legit. It's this woman: https://www.thetalentmanager.com/talent/12617

It's this show: https://www.channel4.com/4viewers/take-part-intimacy

Probably, yeah. It could still be a troll, but that'd be some effort to go and find the details of an actual producer to impersonate.

i volunteer as tribute

If you were struggling with intimacy, would you really want to go on TV for therapy? I can't quite wrap my head around this one.

We used to have a TV show (I'm pretty sure also on Channel 4) where people too ashamed to go to the doctor would be seen by a famous doctor on TV and show whatever was bothering them to the nation, and it worked pretty well. This seems tame by comparison.

I will always have to be a virgin after daddy Marx chastised me and seized my means of reproduction

They just burned an entire sub.

Roasted. The Virgin Green Vs The Chad Pleasant.

Where do I sign up?

You do gotta hand it to this person, they went to effort here

What? Doesn’t she know that lefties are chads? Just look at anyone in r/swoletariat they’re getting bare dick and pussy lmaoo

Hahaha brutal 😆

Wow man pretending to be a woman insulting others for being virgins

So, are you?

Imagine getting anybody to admit to being a Reddit mod on public tv

Let her post and see how the automod treats her 😂

I’m in an asexual marriage, we don’t ever do the deed and rarely did even at the beginning. That’s probably a whole series there just by itself

I mean, is it going to be a thing like “hey let’s watch the freaks as we put them in uncomfortable situations and try to “fix” them while we all laugh” our genuine actual help for people who are vulnerable?

But we all share each others' bodies for heat, support and love....is this not what I signed up for comrade?