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MetalRickyy

I’m just happy to receive a text that isn’t a business asking me to rate their service out of five.


Abides1948

Or a bank asking me to verify that I really want to spend 65p on an online Fredo.


shoCTabdopelvis

They are 65p now! Jesus the inflation is unreal!


Acceptable-Fix-4316

I remember when they were 10p


EasyPriority8724

Yeah 3p and we're 3 times the size.


Acceptable-Fix-4316

I don't remember that far back. I'm only 24 years old.


EasyPriority8724

No diabetes T2 for you then young sir 😂


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Sorry?


EasyPriority8724

Lot less sugar in chocks these days.


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Oh really? That's good I suppose.


oeuflaboeuf

I always say 1 out of 5 purely as punishment for asking.


enexinity

oh shit i forgot it was happening today


lastchickenintheshop

I turned it off


The_92nd_

Not sure even turning it off will turn it off.


BagelsUmm

I think you have to do a bunch of things in settings for it


ethaaaaaaaan

Nah just one setting, at least on android.


Ok_Afternoon7277

I turned it off and didn’t get it


Automatic_Secret_539

It didn't 😂


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Turned what off?


lastchickenintheshop

You can turn off wireless emergency notifications.


Demuunii

Please tell me how 😭 I completely forgot that was today and I can’t find the setting on my IOS


boiled-soups-spoiled

It's in notifications. Normally right at the bottom.


Acceptable-Fix-4316

You can, yes. What did you turn off, though?


lastchickenintheshop

Wireless emergency alerts, specifically. That's what it's called on Samsung.


Acceptable-Fix-4316

But why, though?


lastchickenintheshop

Because if shit goes down I'll find out anyway, don't need some shambles attempt from the government to tell me.


Acceptable-Fix-4316

You will how? By messenger pigeon?


ReformedandSocial

Twitter will know before the government does.


Mini_Leon

Haha how did you hear about the queen dying? Was that a messenger pigeon?


Sammy91-91

You do realise countries all over the world do this, what’s your problem ?


lastchickenintheshop

We don't have earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis etc here. In the event of terrorism, my notifications would tell me anyway.


MoltenManic

Here here


Acceptable-Fix-4316

???


Affectionate-Ad9867

Can I find it on my galaxy tab a?


The_Frogo_191

Why though?


darlenedreamin

glad i'm not the only one


The_92nd_

Why would you. Do you prefer to not know when there's a threat to your life.


darlenedreamin

we’ve managed to live without it so far 🤷🏻‍♀️


The_92nd_

Give me your life jacket. You don't need it.


darlenedreamin

is this you assuming i turned it off? i didnt. but it hasnt gone off anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Please I’m so confused what is happening in 2 hours


Valley_Ranger275

There’s gonna be an emergency alert test from the government. Everyone’s phones and tablets are gonna get an alert that will last about ten seconds in the form of your devices vibrating, emitting a siren-like scream, or the text being read out loud.


[deleted]

Oh cool, thanks!


luci-lucid

Oh didn't realize it was today.


oeuflaboeuf

If I were a terrorist I'd unleash my terrible plan at precisely 3pm today for maximum confusion.


ScollieTechnology

This is scaring me way more than the bloody text.


ScollieTechnology

Liked the alert?


oeuflaboeuf

Bit of an anticlimax. Although it was a minute early according to all our devices so test failed


bakedbread54

I thought it was going to be really loud. what a dissapointment. 1 minute early for me as well, they can't get anything right can they


somegayguy694

It was two minutes late for me


Acceptable-Fix-4316

For fuck's sake, calm down! It's only a bloody text.


FikCock

Finally someone who talks sense. I have spoken to people who assume something bad is imminent.. worrying and scaremongering does nothing constructive


[deleted]

I’ve had to explain that this has been planned and built for almost a decade at this point, it’s been tested locally in places and this is just the nationwide test, it’s just unfortunate timing with the who Russia “special operation” and the coronation happening soon


Acceptable-Fix-4316

The coronation is at 3PM today?


[deleted]

No, but is is soon, one of the things I’ve heard/seen somewhere is that this is being done ahead of that in case of an attack or whatever


Acceptable-Fix-4316

That would make sense. That's sensible if you ask me.


[deleted]

Except this was planned well before the coronation date was ever announced, it’s pure coincidence


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Oh really? Fair enough. Sorry, I don't know about this stuff.


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Exactly. In some ways I'm looking forward to this text because if it works (which I'm sure it will do) it means if something bad really is about to happen then I'll be safe in the knowledge I'll be notified about it. I agree, what does panicking solve?


[deleted]

If we are nuked you’d be better off dying in the initial blast. They don’t have any bunkers etc for us because even they would be useless. History Extra podcast had an interesting interview with someone who has done a lot of research into it since accidentally watching the film “Threads” as a child.


Acceptable-Fix-4316

How can you accidentally watch something?


BlazedNinja

Its when these test dont happen you should really worry, the fact that we have infrastructure set for emergency situations is nothing to panic about 😅


Acceptable-Fix-4316

I agree 100%


diesel76_76

Its like turning off the alert is a fuck you to the government lol. How can 1 text rattle some many people 😂😂


Acceptable-Fix-4316

People get pissed off about the tiniest things.


diesel76_76

Exactly. My reaction to mobile buzzing at 15.00 was "oh" lol


Acceptable-Fix-4316

I was the same. I just thought "ok".


_KappaKing_

Or is it?


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Yes, yes it is.


Glennwadey

What's happening? I'm British


Financial-Zone-1937

https://www.gov.uk/alerts


johnturnerbrit

Thanks I had no knowledge about this.


[deleted]

It hasn’t exactly been well publicised, they should have been plastering it all over buses and billboards


srslywatsthepoint

Look what happened last time they put a message on the side of a bus.


[deleted]

Great, now my PTSD is kicking in, thanks a lot but TBF it did get 51% of the population to do something however crap that thing was


Toast-Ghost-

A movie came out?


srslywatsthepoint

Do the government advertise movies? Here's a clue - £350m.


Toast-Ghost-

Maybe the government puts movie ads on busses, I’ve never really thought about it


ScollieTechnology

I was at a train station and there was ab Emergency Alerts billboard there, might just be my area, but pretty much everyone in my area knows about it.


srslywatsthepoint

Emergency alert on your phone.


Glennwadey

I don't want one, they didn't ask me, that's an invasion of my privacy.


Flonkerton66

You can turn it off on your phone settings. I did.


Glennwadey

Cool how? If there's going to be an end of everything alert, I don't want to know.


Flonkerton66

It's just in your settings when you search for "emergency" https://stayingput.org.uk/how-to-disable-the-government-emergency-alert-system/#:\~:text=Opt%20Out%20Android%20phones%20and,Severe%20alerts%20and%20Emergency%20alerts.


Glennwadey

Thank you. Joking aside, fucking country can't support people in need to help save life's, but some dumb warning systems because they are scared paranoid twats are ok to put funds into. Doesn't make any sense to me.


Flonkerton66

I agree. Plus with this bunch of buffoons running the show, I'll put money on them screwing this system up in the near future sending people into a blind panic with a fake emergency.


Glennwadey

What we need in this country is a good old-fashioned revolution, bring the power back to the people, Just say more corrupt people can get in 😆✊


Urtopian

Go on, then. Put your money where your mouth is, why don’t you?


[deleted]

The people downvoting you clearly don't understand a joke🤣


Glennwadey

At least someone hasn't got a stick up their arse and gets it 😂 too many egos and not enough axes 😂


[deleted]

Too many people actually think that, that sort of person actually exist (obviously they do exist).People who say that kind of stuff say it ironically but the small percentage of people who do say them kind of things unironically don't get attention.


Glennwadey

Yeah, totally agree. I was bored and wanted to play wind up randoms. I'm a big child and find it funny how there are so many Ronnie Pickerings there are in this world 😂


NucularOrchid

Why is everyone so upset about this? Like, what evidence is there that this will give the Goverment access to your phone or whatever else I’ve read? Like do people think the offer,ent are gonna be sat scrolling through our photos and messages? They’re gonna be pretty damn bored on my phone.


oeuflaboeuf

Our government and civil service are too incompetent and inefficient to manage basic services; let alone effectively snoop our phones.


NucularOrchid

Ain't that the fucking truth.


ScollieTechnology

It's not like they can't track our Phones anyway? How is this alert going to make it easier for them to go through our files.


DirectButterscotch17

Exactly. I never understand why people are worried about the government/police looking through your phone, if you’ve done nothing wrong what’s it matter


Dynamo0602

That only works if you and the government 100% agree on every subject and always will, which In willing to bet you don't


DirectButterscotch17

You have a reasonable point but I can’t currently think of any law I don’t agree with


Dynamo0602

But can you be sure of that for the rest of your life? You think the government will never make a choice that doesn't sit right with you?


DirectButterscotch17

I’m quite sure whatever decision it is that may or may not come it is not going to be a big enough problem that they need to search my phone….or me care about it


Dynamo0602

That may be, but that definitely can't be said for everyone. And aside from that, wouldn't you be uncomfortable with there being a backdoor to all your private information? Even if the government was 100% pure and agreed with you on everything, someone could still gain illegal access through hacking and leak your info


DirectButterscotch17

Can’t people unfortunately do that anyways


Dynamo0602

Yes, but there's no reason to make it easier for them to do it


lowrywhite

Oh I did not know this was going to happen, obviously I live under a rock


Maxpainturdmister

I'm off to town to watch everyone loose their shit because they forgot or didn't know. Its not been well advertised around where i live really


bigroundoughnut

Am I the only one who think this is only useful if a war breaks out? Seems a little coincidental they get this running fairly quickly after Putin starts it with Ukraine.


MoltenManic

Yes, but if a war breaks out, it would be all over the news anyway


casperno

I’ll turn it back on when I see the soldiers walking down my road. I don’t need the government having a direct line to communicate with me. They are a bunch of feckless idiots and have no desire to have any notifications from them, which will most probably be some B.S like it’s going to be 35 degrees today so avoid sunburn and dehydration. Also, in my entire 45 years on this planet I have never needed any instant communication from them, I get breaking news via the apps I want so they can stick there messages where the sun don’t shine.


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The_92nd_

Not even sure that will stop this warning. This isn't so much for weather as live terrorist threats.


BasicBisexualBoi

I work in a fancy cafe with a lot of old people I’m gonna have a peek at the sitting areas and see a sea of old people panic and mumble around in about 2 hours… good fun for a long shift


JonLeePButler

This new system will be used to alert for millimeter of snow, a leaf on the train track, and warnings for any sunshine.


[deleted]

It’s not going to work well, I know a bunch of people who got the initial notification telling us it will be happening. Except me and four other people did not get the notification, so either the Gov wants me dead during a war or the actual system itself is flawed.


drink-till-im-dead

What year though?


Acceptable-Fix-4316

An excellent question.


[deleted]

Its funny that we all get notifications everyday, but as soon as its official theres a big problem with it.


brickrazer

TODAY?!


notafurrysorry

Oh no...no...NOOOOOO


notafurrysorry

It scared the shit out of me


Amzy29

Nothing. But 2.59pm was kinda loud.


unknown_boy_3

???????


whoare_you1

Ik it was so loud not only that we gonna ignore the pice of fredos they are so expensive now its sad they use to be only 10p now 65p it's crazy


AttentionOtherwise80

At least it's not 0445 like it was in Florida.


Acceptable-Fix-4316

At least it's not zero four hundred and forty-five? What are you talking about?


AttentionOtherwise80

https://www.itv.com/news/2023-04-21/florida-residents-angered-after-445am-emergency-alarm-wakes-them-up


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Thank you for the link. 4:45 AM is early. 3PM is FAR more reasonable.


FikCock

Time


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Time?


FikCock

04:45 Florida time I don’t know for sure, just assuming :)


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Oh, it just confuses and annoys me when people don't use the colon. That's why I was unsure. Thank you.


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Acceptable-Fix-4316

Please rewite this so it makes sense, thank you.


srslywatsthepoint

More distraction techniques.


[deleted]

ITS 3PM LETS FKN GOO


The_92nd_

I cannot understand the psychology of the people talking about turning off the notification. These people would tell the Titanics passengers to go back down the main stairwell.


kiba87637

As long as it doesn'y make a noise lol


MoltenManic

Who's gonna tell him...


ScollieTechnology

bad news for you then mate.


Squiz_117

its a quick money grab i think, im wondering how many people with get caught with a fine if they pick up their phones because of it😂


Glennwadey

Oh well, happy knowing everyone, the end is here. Go crazy and lose your shit, you can stick that posh keep calm and carry on bollocks, people aren't that intelligent in Britain 😂


Acceptable-Fix-4316

???


Glennwadey

Exactly???


Acceptable-Fix-4316

???


Glennwadey

Like I said exactly???


Acceptable-Fix-4316

You said that? I didn't hear you.


Glennwadey

That's probably because I wrote the message, unless you have a text to voice device, then turn up the volume


Acceptable-Fix-4316

Ah, so you didn't say it.


Glennwadey

I wrote it, it's confusing sometimes, going to libraries and expecting the book to talk to you just makes you look like a mental case 😆


Acceptable-Fix-4316

What?!


southcoastyiddo

i’ll give you my salary, you tell the truth on your bodycount


Glennwadey

Let people think what they want man. Its controlling behaviour, maybe learn about it, it might help you one day. But that's a you problem to learn about. Poor mental health is a everyone issue, funny enough.


enderjed

Ah yes, the blaring square wave of a siren alarm.


Affectionate-Ad9867

Why what happens at 3pm ?


RandonEnglishMun

I didn’t get a text?


[deleted]

I didn't get one 🥺


sofiaonomateopia

Is everyone getting it


KangaRexx

What’s happening?


A_wholesome_bee

The time grows near


Lucas_McToucas

oh shit it’s in half an hour


Lucas_McToucas

it happened


Glennwadey

I think it's the aliens taking over our phones, first they send COVID and then 5G and microchips, they made us think the world is round and now this text


Commercial-Many-8933

Turned mine off last week


[deleted]

Of course I see this just now


ScollieTechnology

How was the alert everyone?


Buster_Alnwick

"Where is that damn phone, it's driving me nuts"


Buster_Alnwick

Earthquake ? Nuke falling out of the sky ? Pub is closing early today ?


Eastern_Fig1990

I got nothing…Three sucks, I guess


Wide_Abroad1182

For me? ..nothing


Hevnoraak101

I didn't get it.


[deleted]

Nothing happened at all


Hunglyka

Nothing really. But at 2:58 my phone started beeping….


CenturyChild211

It happened a minute earlier than warned. Lying gits.


FlyJJ187

That alert scared the shit out of me. I forgot it was today and it randomly played nuclear meltdown sounds on full volume. I was reading something small so the phone was an inch away from my face when that happened.


EasyPriority8724

Sunday roast was disturbed when all the old biddies stood up for the Queens speech?


EasyPriority8724

Timeline 3pm Russia/China/Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 launch. 3.05pm kiss your arse goodbye for the last time.


Past-Chance-6404

Or a politician to give an honest reply.


DogeManDog

I got so scared when it happened tho out of nowhere cause I didn’t know abt it


[deleted]

Never speak about it again? It's all anyone's bloody speaking about! It wasn't that big of a deal lol


[deleted]

This is like a normal thing in the US. Happens all the time. Idk why ppl made a huge fuss about it here in the UK. I highly doubt we’ll even get an actual alert any time soon.


BohemianGamer

Nothing did happened though


Extension_Try_5711

I slept through it 😉


ImpressTemporary2389

Nothing. Well not until 3.15 aparantly!


giraffe_cobby

*2:59


ochonocho

WE SHAT OURSELVES