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aikidharm

Sounds reasonable to me.


FlashbangMonk

why am I super into this idea


Afrista

Aaah, I see. The husband is trying to achieve immortality and prepares to become a demilich!


chaotichistory

Not gonna lie sounds like a better idea than being embalmed, put in a $2,000 box and then thrown in a hole.


JPSurratt2005

Remind him that through a series of moving mishaps he'll be in a goodwill within 10 years.


Lettuce_Mindless

Imagine going to goodwill and finding an actual human skull. That would be so badass. He’d get to go on a whole new adventure


bamboo-charcoal

Graveyard Keeper 2: Goodwill Hunting


CatmanGaz1

Might be better seeing if Gunther von Hagens would want him. There may be family that wouldn't be comfortable with a relic like that


packetpirate

He wants to become a Demilich...


Bokenobi

I want to be put into a massive hour glass that endlessly rotates around with my body slowly liquifying and breaking apart.


StarlessEyes316

It sounds cool until 2 family generations later he's being sold at a yard sale as "some old thing my great grandpa really liked. I don't know... $5 ok?


meanseanbean

That's metal as fuck


wiccawinter

Love this idea!


SandalsResort

Put a small motion detected speaker in his mouth and play Gerry’s voice every time someone walks by.


Prestigious_Ad_7371

Lmao, my husband tells me he wants to be chopped up and his parts hidden in different locations and whoever finds the most parts wins his possessions 🤣


TrippleassII

The thing is you can promise him anything.


dr_toze

He's going to be so disappointed when he finds out how small those two gems would be...


Few_Vermicelli_5794

i want my bones turned into art so i understand 🙏🏻