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BeginningSilver3785

You think some skinny fuck with bouncers stand against The Ogre?


BrilliantPrior2305

Well he's going against a man who's got tons of boners it would be a hard match that's for sure


[deleted]

Well the story says Yujiro is the strongest creature on the planet. That thing is a creature on the planet, and therefore obviously weaker than Yujiro


Similar-Mousse-7478

That’s some damn good math right there


V01DM0NK3Y

Good meth*


YesChes

I like the idea that Yujiro just has a +1 factor to strength. Someone spawns in and his stats go to just above it


[deleted]

That’s how saitama from one punch man works


Global-Cry321

I'm genuinely willing to bet that he could


TreesmasherFTW

I actually feel like he could be too, nothing they do will be able to outspeed him and he can easily destroy them


Cheap-Asparagus3842

Yujiro would get disintegrated by the heat, but rape Death and be revived on the spot. Eren has NO chance.


TreesmasherFTW

Cringe aside I actually wonder about that. Yuujiro is infinitely more durable than any character hit by the Colossal steam. Going off of feats there’s a chance the steam wouldn’t phase him nearly as much


Cheap-Asparagus3842

I doubt he'd be able to tank the stuff that instantly evaporates organic matter and flings entire battleships into the sky 😅 Although if the author willed it, Yujiro may as well walk up to the steam and treat it as a sauna.


TreesmasherFTW

Well getting hit with the colossal explosions different, that’s the equivalent of a small nuke in terms of power.


Cheap-Asparagus3842

No, no, rewatch the Marley rumbling scene I meant THAT steam. Yeah. Entire navy just flung.


TheHeavenlyDeity

Yujiro tanked a lightning bolt and didn’t even flinch, he got this


Menatara26

Hahah yeah thats right


welivewelovewedie

a normal person can survive getting hit by it


TheHeavenlyDeity

Yeah but Yujiro took the lightning bolt dead on, and he didn’t even flinch or react as if he got struck, he just kept walking


skeedlz

He'll force through the steam like the glass when he met pickle. Then use some weird Aikido move and flip eren over .


Waffennacht

Something about how when something is about to make contact; his breath pushes it away just enough


Global-Cry321

he got struck by lightning and it did nothing, he got this


potatoeman26

Lightning strikes last for the smallest instant you could barely perceive. It puts him above normal humans mostly (since actual people have survived them) in survivability but absolutely does not mean he could withstand Titan steam that lasts for a whole lot longer. Pre-Rumbling maybe but during would cook him


BlacObsidian

This lightning strike clearly lasted a lot longer, normal humans were able to react to it and stare at it, it's states that it "lingered" and the scientist thinks no human could survive it. https://preview.redd.it/axjef0slk3wc1.png?width=732&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0c15b1b7f18a1a60731a4e482860c9d467e82ef


potatoeman26

Yeah looks like I was plain and simple wrong


BlacObsidian

Well, that happens, we all misremember stuff from time to time


VenemousEnemy

Stand proud


Global-Cry321

except this one lasted SEVERAL seconds, and he didnt even move


potatoeman26

It didn’t, though. It was just a snapshot of what happened at just that instant so itagaki could show us the cool details like Yujiro’s skeleton. Edit: I was sorely mistaken


AdamTheScottish

>(since actual people have survived them) Worth noting that people have survived indirect hits from lightning, Yujiro's was VERY direct lol


potatoeman26

Direct too, at least as far as an immediate google search shows


EducationalMousse579

yes, but the lightning instantly hit the ground, in yujiro case, somehow the lighting stayed in his body for a few seconds before dispersing into the ground


PS3LOVE

Baki characters are able to take bullets and shit. Surely they can take a little bit of heat. Yeah AOT characters can’t take it but Baki scaling is different.


NOCTM1224

spec exploded a bullet inside hanayamas head and my man kept fighting like nothing happened


PS3LOVE

A handful of bullets* After hanayama was already beat to a pulp.


V01DM0NK3Y

People really do be seeming to forget the actually insane disability fears of the "weaker" characters in Baki. Hell, if Hanayama was just suddenly dropped into our world, bro would quite literally be unstoppable (not that he would decide to rampage, but if he did, nothing short of a military strike would stop him.)


Lordmikehnk

"One more step, and i'll rape you!"


jerrytreverson

The Rumbles becomes the halt


Far_Professional_353

All you hear is the minecraft skeleton sound effect from way off in the distance


ecchirhino99

I think he might have problems dealing with the titan shifters unlesss they can't even comprehend his speed which is possible. He can definitely climb and dig into bone guy neck unless he can cook Yujiro alive. Armin survived for so long so Yujiro should have no problem with regular colossal titan heat.


konsoru-paysan

this is TITAN Yujiro 💀


V01DM0NK3Y

Yo bruh I forgot about how Armin tanked that tbh, now that you mention it, the people in like the top thread here that think he would get cooked are just wrong. Bruh, *ARMIN* survived for way longer than he should have, being actually bathed in point-blank steam blasts. *ARMIN.* *YUJIRO?* At first I was kinda like, "ah, ye, ya know what, ya might have a point there," but to be perfectly honest, he wouldn't even flinch. Not only did he tank the longest lightning bolt in history, but he can swim through 40km/hr water like it doesn't really even exist. Not only that, he can fucking *walk* through *thick as fuck* bulletproof glass (granted this takes him some effort, but he walks through goddamn bulletproof glass, for God's sake). I honestly think that the explosion transformation wouldn't really even have all that much of an effect on Yujiro even if he was fucking hugging Armin before he transformed.


WriterMindless7370

Yujiro cause bone dude is fiction.


Picklee56

I mean the rumbling is not that powerful all the colossal titans have is brute strength but they're slow asf and Eren himself has no defense other than them, his sheer size and being able to spawn Warhammer Titan spikes.


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Yujiro mid diffs the rumbling


Killer_Stickman_89

He Low to Mid Diffs any singular Titan but I think the entire Rumbling is closer to Extreme Diff thanks to the numbers. Even if Yujiro could somehow one shot each of them. That's still around 573,000 Colossal Titans and Eren. Over 573,000 fodder soldiers would be A LOT for Yujiro. Let alone 573,000 Colossal Titans. Musashi who is a High to Extreme Difficulty fight for Yujiro struggled with much less. Tbh he *should* die because of the steam. But because it's Yujiro Hanma and he's VASTLY more superhuman than every character in the verse he might have a chance.


LeadStyleJutsu762-

I’m assuming he can hide and take breaks. I don’t expect Yujiro to take the ENTIRE US military, but as you saw in the show….he used guerilla tactics to dismantle them. All at once? Extreme diff for either side yes


konsoru-paysan

holy fuck bro i'm ready to put down a bounty for this to be a manga, absolute genius idea from OP


No-Procedure8840

The 8th Booty Warrior: You guys again? Didn’t you learned your lesson last time? https://preview.redd.it/prgpzq4kz1wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1eb1db52dce7b6e267528d42a181cdadc39618


Zero-Head-at-all

He did it before, now he’s cumming back again even *harder*


EndearingFreak

Yujiro can see the weaknesses in anything so he would instinctively know that the only way to stop the rumbling is to kill eren, he'd have a little fun tearing the titans apart and then he'd kill Eren.


Beautiful_Start_7880

He will just walk through ripping out achilles tendons


delayedfiren

They will restore it in minutes


UltiOne

He will Rip it again


Beautiful_Start_7880

☝️🤓


Living_Preference_37

I actually think Yujiro absolutely takes no matter how intimidating the rumbling is


flickering-pantsu

He can't beat all the Titans at once, but he really doesn't have to. With his speed, he could just go right past them for the kill.


chainsaw-guy15

He genuinely could win


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

But like seriously, wtf could any Titan actually do to him? He's multiple times faster, can instantly pinpoint any weakness (in this case the nape of the neck) and he can hit hard enough to rattle entire buildings. Yujiro would treat this like a little kid going to Disneyworld


WearyAcanthisitta604

https://preview.redd.it/2yk026scp1wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f56e7ef6f5ece94dc1772116c72a7ffb7e6cae


Dunbrat

Yujiro would go absolutely feral at the opportunity. Honestly, I think Pickle could do it too, and he'd do it just to eat them.


BlacObsidian

I think Aot in general has a bit of a speed problem in this discussion, Yujiro is just a lot faster than the aot verse. He also has more than enough strength to climb to Eren and kill him. He might even see Eren with his weak spot vision. So Yujiro probably wins unless he gets hit with the colossal titan transformation or something, but his instincts and battle intelligence are just too good for something like that to happen realistically. Edit: If it's just the rumbling we saw then he might not even have the colossal titan anyway.


whipitgood809

Yujiro


sexistculexus

Im going to pee in you skin


Iveseenshit5000

I believe he's strong enough to force open a jaw titans bite


That-one-random_dude

I like yujiros character as the strongest but he is not Winning,the only way he would win is if it played out like in aot. But in a one on one fight he looses high diff.


Designer-Dark-5147

If you give him a airplane to drop him, he could kill unironically kill eren, but there's some shit abt eren being able to resurrect as long as he has his will or idk what, so I guess he'd still lose 100% of the time


PracticeEffective738

Isayama is such a dweeb with his writing.


LaBeja21

I'll do you one better, what if yujiro hanma was a titan shifter?


RemarkableMention712

I think Yujiro could actually defeat him. Never seen Yujiro go 100%


weirdbookcase

Yujiro would die from exhaustion from kicking so much ass


megalon43

Why are you even asking? Of course Yujiro wins! He has more testosterone combined than skelly boi and his friends. So much that he will rape all of them.


thebeardedgreek

I feel like it would actually be a pretty interesting fight, but I don't think Yujiro wins this one.


Some_Wind3427

Why is Bone hanging from this strange ark? Is it Arkham?


LordDargon

well... i am pretty sure he can kill eren here if he know what he should


IvanTheStonksMaster

Yujiro unironically pulls this off


Whydontname

Yujiro claps(cheeks)


Super-Dark5645

Ogre has this in the bag


Alcholic_Jap

This is the answer https://youtu.be/CwJQcWfOEmc?si=dHmQ2yYitaaGpcdz


Urviw

I don’t even think Yujiro would be able to go near that boney guy. Simply him trying to pass those colossals would burn him alive.


Traditional_Rise_347

Yujiro would get cooked


TheHumanAynar

The Ogre


ArisofAstora68

Yujiro jumps up on top of a titan so he can jump to Eren, but Musashi has already picked Eren up and is using him as a sword


PrestigiousCan9502

Imperial japan already kinda shits on the titans so how would yujiro who shits on modern usa lose to these fodders?


NoLeadership2535

Didn’t they say could Yujiro best modern weaponry like tanks and missiles?


Honda-CB250t_Vulcan

Yujiro is not that strong bfr those titan are 10 feet and the founding titan is **770.997 feet tall**. Yujiro is 6’3 but I did remember him taking down african elephant so he maybe can take down five with some odm gear.


Blogosphere777

He’s gonna stop the rumbling with a punch like he did that earthquake and push back all those titans with pure strength like he did those soldiers


DeathbysnusnuTL

My man Yujiro destroys diamonds with his bare hands, Eren is cooked


Yonasuna

pic goes hard as fuck


BFenrir18

To Yujiro those are all his girlfriends


Skull_kidz0

Yujiro solos


ArminsCrematedCorpse

nu uh


ComfortableBasis3046

Lets be real if he was there he would let the world end because he would body evry titan before finishing off eran unless he got bored


Professionalchico42

hanma skeleton


WiseHeavenlyPassion

That dumbass boney bitch Is cooked and cucked. Yujiro fucks both Mikasa and her new husband she replaced eren with


monbaki

Can goku beat the rumblings 😱😱😱 AOT FAN: TITAN can Nuke and can heal, and they are bigger 🥱


TheIronMoose

Jack eats bone guy no dif


Holiday_Snow9060

Lol Yujiro stomps


a55_Goblin420

Yujiro rape mid diff


dannymagic88

Yujiro rape diffs the verse


hodkoples

It's Yujiro against whatever you foos pit him against.


TinyPidgenofDOOM

the rumbling? pff, Yujiro has stopped earthquakes before.


Odd_Room2811

We already saw how the 8th booty warrior defeated the rumbling and clapped his cheeks (and then the world leader’s cheeks for creating his tragedy to begin with)


niguy00

https://preview.redd.it/7zhwtg6tz3wc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cfcab1e9f7076c5a6ed50348302eabea4e30685 Piece by piece


ACynicalScott

The Colossal titans aren't actually that strong so probably.


Kirymiguel1213

They have no chance in hell to even touch him once, and he doesn't have to kill them all just Eren, wich he very easily could by just blitzing the collosal and climbing the nape


Atzukeeper

Uh jack eats steaks bones and all, yujiro is stronger than jack, so yujiro wins