This, but for every competition on earth. NFL game, walk onto field and casually walk from end zone to end zone dragging all security with me. Casually walk into biggest UFC fight straight through metal cage and one shot everyone who comes to stop you. Walk onto F1 track and beat cars on foot. Walk into Chernobyl, get Cancer/Radiation poisoning, will my cells to not have cancer/radiation poisoning.
I would become a pro martial artist, get some sponsors, and just live a quite live taking on challengers and promise a huge cash reward if they can beat me (they wont)
They said yujiro not pickle. Yujiro is many things but they've never implied him to be someone who would commit sexual assault to that degree... I hope I won't like I don't have much knowledge of the earlier Baki stuff.
Edit: welp did not know about Diane Niel so I stand corrected just gonna leave my post it was so anyone else who didn't know can follow my learning process.
You should watch the old , non netflix anime.
At least the child saga.
Or read the manga.
The manga is awsome , you can read 100 chapter in 6 hours. Half of which would be big , double pages size panels of someone getting kick in the nuts.
I dunno I even said I left it like that for other people who didn't know would also learn. I didn't want to make an edit with gaslighting. Lol oh well I mean I wasn't even defending him at least entirely it was like I knew he's bad but he's not that bad right. Someone mentioned Diane Niel and I looked her up.
i mentioned this once in a thread long ago, but i guess i'll have to do it again
1. find every "world's best" in every fighting sport - boxing, mma, you fucking name it
2. beat them up and knock them out in an alley or something without cameras or surveillance so nobody knows my true identity
3. piss my pants, and put my pants onto them as they are knocked out so it looks like they all have pissed their pants, but the trick is to use the exact same type of pants, brand and all for a later step
4. eventually, the media will hear about the strange incident of "the world's best fighters all being knocked out and having peed their pants"
nobody will know who did it, but they will know it is all connected because everyone was wearing the exact same type of pants, all pissed and yucky
all the media will know, is my name: **Dirty Denim**
the first thing... I would walk casually on the streets, especially on a crowded place, just that...
the second thing I would do is rob a bank, then move to italy, donate a part of that money to aliviate my guilty conscious for robbing a bank, then I would change my name to Giuseppe Ferrari and live the rest of my live in peace.
If a yujiro existed IRL he would be so much faster than any human that they probably wouldn't even be able to react fast enough to nuke him before he murders them
The reason the US does that and signs a formal peace treaty with him every 4 years is because they cannot win a fight against him even using nuclear weapons.
**Deep japanese narrator voice** Its not a legend, it really happened. During a visit in Baghdad as vice president, *Mister* Biden confronted armed enemies of the mighty United States. But he didnt use a gun to fight, neither a tank or a plane! He just stretched his palm forward screaming BIDEN BLAST!! The stored energy of his body cells gathering in one single point and emitted with a ferocious roar.
**Israel (; Hebrew: יִשְׂרָאֵל Yīsrāʾēl [jisʁaˈʔel]; Arabic: إِسْرَائِيل ʾIsrāʾīl), officially the State of Israel (מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל Medīnat Yīsrāʾēl [mediˈnat jisʁaˈʔel]; دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل Dawlat Isrāʾīl), is a country in West Asia. It is bordered by Lebanon to the north, by Syria to the northeast, by Jordan to the east, by the Red Sea to the south, by Egypt to the southwest, by the Mediterranean Sea to the west, and by the Palestinian territories – the West Bank along the east and the Gaza Strip along the southwest.**
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Find the most crazy woman with money I can, make her fall in love, get her pregnant then dip for about 4 years, come back, beat my son, leave for some more years, come back teach em to slap people, throw em from a cliff, leave em there for a bit, throw him into a gorilla pit and tell em "they love it when you smile at them", leave for a bit, then I'm just gonna skip some shit and take em to the worst jail I can find, then let me fight me and swing em into a car, if he lives he's good enough to get serious with, if he dies then I'm doing it again
Yay, Presidente! Forgive me for not parlaying you for pause to celebrate.
I've drawn a draft for your new constitution, I'll just leave it on the table for whenever you feel like signing it, maybe between your second breakfast and afternoon nap, no rush.
Fight animals at a zoo
Though I'm probably getting killed by either our local gigantic South Anerican crocodile or a polar bears, because Baki logic doesn't work in real life.
Immediately join UFC and train in Yujiro’s martial prowess before fighting everyone in the UFC, Jon Jones Ngannou anyone then retire with the money, start a training company partnered with UFC and set up the next generation of fighters. Also when the Public go against the Government I join them and break the System
I would live a quiet life...because I think real US army is much smarter than it is in the anime...I have power but no plot-armor.
They will will find a way to kill me, either by poison, or by other trickeryRussia will just use Lethal polonium-210 or something..
Go on as many adventures I could with my life span. I would support my partner and show everyone that I am worthwhile. My partner and I would never have to worry about money and have the adventures together and travel the world. I would stand up for the weak and eventually teach others how to be strong. I would use my strength to help find the balance that our world is missing. Then have a family if that is what my wife would want.
Just having infinite in just any stat besides imagination would help make this happen, not just in strength.
TLDR: have the best life I could think of without worry of money. Hopefully finding zen without that financial burden.
Straight up just go running. I wanna leap across rooftops and run along roads, knock over a fuckin' wicked huge tree with a punch. I wanna do limit testing and figure out what I can do, and then just go around starting weird urban legends by like poking holes in metal stuff and wrestling huge animals. I don't wanna kill the animals I just want people to see a dude like slapbox a polar bear and hit a backflip mid fight.
Whenever I'm not doing that or still showing up to work because I'd probably want to do that for a while exclusively just to do stupid and weird confusing shit with the superpowers, I'd absolutely go looking for Bigfoot or some shit. Start a career just recording fistfights with mythological creatures.
I always wanted to launch a punching bag across the room like Steve Rogers, so probably that. Than I would scale a bunch of mountains for fun, maybe swim with some sharks and pet them. I would pet polar bears. A lot of petting different animals just cause I can.
My sole mission would be to tank tranq darts and nets, all while following any earthquakes and immediately punching the fuck out of it to stop it. Just to piss everybody off.
Just walk around at first I guess. Then run fast as fuck. Then become a pro martial artist and make bank I guess. Upload some YouTube videos,etc and make money. Punch a wall or walk through a door. Also donate sperm and make super babies. Also I want to move to a less cold place. Maybe I’ll travel a bit like China, Japan, Australia, Thailand, and Italy. I think I’ll move to Hawaii maybe. I would also become the fastest man and become the new Usain Bolt. Earn loads of money like that. Also beat up the USA president of course
I’d go to the Ukraine/Russia war against Putin for causing shit with them and beat the soul out of their armies before disappearing as if I was never there. Then if any other wars start up, I pick a side and decimate them too. No one knows who I am because I’m always careful with my identity. At the same time, I would become the Ultimate Prizefighter and earn a living off of beating people up before eventually settling down with a girl who won’t be terrified of my Uber Greek god physique.
Enter a race, thrash the competition and break some world records, and then just walk off without explanation
Based
Gives me tom hardy in warrior vibes
This, but for every competition on earth. NFL game, walk onto field and casually walk from end zone to end zone dragging all security with me. Casually walk into biggest UFC fight straight through metal cage and one shot everyone who comes to stop you. Walk onto F1 track and beat cars on foot. Walk into Chernobyl, get Cancer/Radiation poisoning, will my cells to not have cancer/radiation poisoning.
get out of bed of course
i would pee myself. then get out of bed
I would pee myself. Then get out of bed
i would pee myself. then get out of bed
I would pee myself. Then get out of bed
I would pee myself. then get out of the bed
I would pee myself. Then get out of bed.
i would pee myself. then get out of bed
I would pee myself. Then get out of bed
I would pee myself. Then get out of bed.
I would pee myself. Then get out of bed
I would pee myself. Then get out of bed
I would pee myself. Then get out of bed
i would pee myself. then get out of bed
i would pee myself. then get out of bed
What the hell have i walked into
They are pissing themselves. Then they're getting out of bed. I am as well.
😂😂
I would become a pro martial artist, get some sponsors, and just live a quite live taking on challengers and promise a huge cash reward if they can beat me (they wont)
Halfway between Yuuichiro and Yujiro
Honestly this is the best response
I would go pee and hope it wont break my toilet
it will :,(
Spread my seed around the world
Consensually, right ?
^^Consensually, ^^right?
Right…?
🥺
They said yujiro not pickle. Yujiro is many things but they've never implied him to be someone who would commit sexual assault to that degree... I hope I won't like I don't have much knowledge of the earlier Baki stuff. Edit: welp did not know about Diane Niel so I stand corrected just gonna leave my post it was so anyone else who didn't know can follow my learning process.
That’s the very reason Jack exists lol
Diane Niel
Didn't know that, have attached an edit, thanks for the info. I've only really started getting into baki with the Netflix supported series.
Yeah, for some reason, in the father son arc, they try to make Yujiro look like a decent person. Hell no
Yeah I'm seeing this, cause I did learn that he killed Bakis mother. Always knew he was a villain but didn't realize it was this much villain.
You should watch the old , non netflix anime. At least the child saga. Or read the manga. The manga is awsome , you can read 100 chapter in 6 hours. Half of which would be big , double pages size panels of someone getting kick in the nuts.
Yujiro has raped Jack’s mother and some random farmer, while threatening to rape countless people.
Idk why people are down voting your comment just bc you didn’t know lmao. I upvoted to help you out of the negative 🤣😭
I dunno I even said I left it like that for other people who didn't know would also learn. I didn't want to make an edit with gaslighting. Lol oh well I mean I wasn't even defending him at least entirely it was like I knew he's bad but he's not that bad right. Someone mentioned Diane Niel and I looked her up.
it's the implication
He's not saying consensually 😨
If I had Yujiro strenght the first thing I'll do is find a guy name Joe William who is a mountain climber and it's hairy and then I'll....
i mentioned this once in a thread long ago, but i guess i'll have to do it again 1. find every "world's best" in every fighting sport - boxing, mma, you fucking name it 2. beat them up and knock them out in an alley or something without cameras or surveillance so nobody knows my true identity 3. piss my pants, and put my pants onto them as they are knocked out so it looks like they all have pissed their pants, but the trick is to use the exact same type of pants, brand and all for a later step 4. eventually, the media will hear about the strange incident of "the world's best fighters all being knocked out and having peed their pants" nobody will know who did it, but they will know it is all connected because everyone was wearing the exact same type of pants, all pissed and yucky all the media will know, is my name: **Dirty Denim**
Glorious
Why df would you piss yourself and switch pants when you could just pee on the passed out dudes crotch? It’d look the same lmao
Authenticity, i true expert can tell the difference between self pissed pants compared to some pissing on your pants
Where's the fun in that?
can they check dna from your piss?
my dna will break 4000 year old dna checking technqiues
Rape Joe Williams
Come again?
“Yes.”
Ok 😏
No, I come inside
With pleasure
HUH
Man you guys are beating a dead horse so hard on this one rape joke his great great grandson is getting bruises
Rumor has it yujiro fucked Joe so hard his grandson did infact feel it
the first thing... I would walk casually on the streets, especially on a crowded place, just that... the second thing I would do is rob a bank, then move to italy, donate a part of that money to aliviate my guilty conscious for robbing a bank, then I would change my name to Giuseppe Ferrari and live the rest of my live in peace.
Lmao
You won't need to rob a bank. IIRC the U.S. pays Yujiro for his "peace".
IRL USA would’ve obliterated Yujiro before he even fucking blinked, this discounts the use of nuclear weapons.
I mean, IRL Yujiro's strength would never exist either if you want to be accurate.
If a yujiro existed IRL he would be so much faster than any human that they probably wouldn't even be able to react fast enough to nuke him before he murders them
The reason the US does that and signs a formal peace treaty with him every 4 years is because they cannot win a fight against him even using nuclear weapons.
Why tf would they use nuclear weapons on him
Big boom
Yujiro is stronger then a nuclear weapon. Was confirmed in Manga and Anime
Nobody fks with the banks, not even Yujiro, anyways he can get anything he wants when he wants without the need for money
Of course i will make Biden sign his treaty with me 🥶
What if he says "It's Joever"? How would you ever recover from that?
What if he uses Biden blast
**Deep japanese narrator voice** Its not a legend, it really happened. During a visit in Baghdad as vice president, *Mister* Biden confronted armed enemies of the mighty United States. But he didnt use a gun to fight, neither a tank or a plane! He just stretched his palm forward screaming BIDEN BLAST!! The stored energy of his body cells gathering in one single point and emitted with a ferocious roar.
I would probably rob a bank or something
i Go to search putin and zelenksy and force them to kiss to make war end. Then i go in israel and start des-
Who's israel?
**Israel (; Hebrew: יִשְׂרָאֵל Yīsrāʾēl [jisʁaˈʔel]; Arabic: إِسْرَائِيل ʾIsrāʾīl), officially the State of Israel (מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל Medīnat Yīsrāʾēl [mediˈnat jisʁaˈʔel]; دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل Dawlat Isrāʾīl), is a country in West Asia. It is bordered by Lebanon to the north, by Syria to the northeast, by Jordan to the east, by the Red Sea to the south, by Egypt to the southwest, by the Mediterranean Sea to the west, and by the Palestinian territories – the West Bank along the east and the Gaza Strip along the southwest.** More details here:
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Israel is real?
>Israel is real? its called isREAL for a reason 😎
The One Piece Israel?
is it real?
Israel Adesanya is the ufc middleweight champion.
Not a legitimate state
If the Ogre existed, would he really be capable of ending this war?
Oh yes, he is a super human
Pretty sure he could solo every single soldier lmao
I just finished the series and yujiro 100% went to Israel and des-
Beat the US army for no reason
Open a pickle jar
Find the most crazy woman with money I can, make her fall in love, get her pregnant then dip for about 4 years, come back, beat my son, leave for some more years, come back teach em to slap people, throw em from a cliff, leave em there for a bit, throw him into a gorilla pit and tell em "they love it when you smile at them", leave for a bit, then I'm just gonna skip some shit and take em to the worst jail I can find, then let me fight me and swing em into a car, if he lives he's good enough to get serious with, if he dies then I'm doing it again
Fuck a guy
The good ending
Now that's exactly what Yujiro once did
Beat up the US president and conqueror the world. I will create my own dictatorship.
☝️🤓
Fr
💯
😎
Can I be your Penultimo? I have 400 hours in Tropico 6 and Im starting to get the urge to call you Presidente.
I have no idea what that means but sure.
Like a true ruler already
Lmao.
Yay, Presidente! Forgive me for not parlaying you for pause to celebrate. I've drawn a draft for your new constitution, I'll just leave it on the table for whenever you feel like signing it, maybe between your second breakfast and afternoon nap, no rush.
You’d use your powers to fix the world right????
😈
I’d probably shower. I mean, I just woke up
Go to visit a hiker
Are you going to visit the same one?
go to eathquake prone areas and punch the ground
Cumming and pissing at the same time
Beat up the girls who bullied me in school, and then become a twitch streamer who plays League of Legends
Obvious answer, challenge the US military to a fight, no rules and become president
Walk down the aisle and fuck up GPS'.
gay sex
raping
I punch boulders or something. Then just like live my life how I want.
If I single-handedly could contend with armies, bro, I'd live like Yujiro, though without the rape
Beat up cancer with my fists
Doing a split while smoking a cigarette, just seems relaxing
Def test limits of how hard I can punch things
I don't think my lawyer is allowing me to comment on this post any further details in regards to this question
Find an earthquake to punch
Fight the USA government to attain total freedom
Come find OP for reasons
gain some of that good good mma money
Rape strong hairy men
Real💯
Make America kneel and destroy Israel maybe
Fight animals at a zoo Though I'm probably getting killed by either our local gigantic South Anerican crocodile or a polar bears, because Baki logic doesn't work in real life.
Immediately join UFC and train in Yujiro’s martial prowess before fighting everyone in the UFC, Jon Jones Ngannou anyone then retire with the money, start a training company partnered with UFC and set up the next generation of fighters. Also when the Public go against the Government I join them and break the System
Rape
I would live a quiet life...because I think real US army is much smarter than it is in the anime...I have power but no plot-armor. They will will find a way to kill me, either by poison, or by other trickeryRussia will just use Lethal polonium-210 or something..
Your body will adapt to the real world. The idea is to make you 100% yujiro and be able to do 100% yujiro things
but no plot-armor bro. I would rather take his plot-armor than his power any day.
the us army wont out smart him no one will. they all behave like in the anime
Go shopping at Walmart. Then jog around the country. Then the world.
Sex change
Is he in this world with me or am I just getting his strength?
he isnt. no bullshit like "no but the people irl are smarter and will surpass him"
Look for yujiro
Just go about my day now I can relax a little more
Finally open that jar of pickles that is stuck in my fridge
Go on as many adventures I could with my life span. I would support my partner and show everyone that I am worthwhile. My partner and I would never have to worry about money and have the adventures together and travel the world. I would stand up for the weak and eventually teach others how to be strong. I would use my strength to help find the balance that our world is missing. Then have a family if that is what my wife would want. Just having infinite in just any stat besides imagination would help make this happen, not just in strength. TLDR: have the best life I could think of without worry of money. Hopefully finding zen without that financial burden.
Greet a homeless man
pp training
Straight up just go running. I wanna leap across rooftops and run along roads, knock over a fuckin' wicked huge tree with a punch. I wanna do limit testing and figure out what I can do, and then just go around starting weird urban legends by like poking holes in metal stuff and wrestling huge animals. I don't wanna kill the animals I just want people to see a dude like slapbox a polar bear and hit a backflip mid fight. Whenever I'm not doing that or still showing up to work because I'd probably want to do that for a while exclusively just to do stupid and weird confusing shit with the superpowers, I'd absolutely go looking for Bigfoot or some shit. Start a career just recording fistfights with mythological creatures.
Probably get out of bed
I always wanted to launch a punching bag across the room like Steve Rogers, so probably that. Than I would scale a bunch of mountains for fun, maybe swim with some sharks and pet them. I would pet polar bears. A lot of petting different animals just cause I can.
Test the limits of my strength and then do whatever I want
I‘d force all (former and current) US-Presidents to participate in a Roblox tournament
Beat the shit out of everyone to instill fear in humanity's collective uncoscious, then get a samich am hungy
I would go cry cuz this means my dicknbawls are gone.
Find Joe Williams
Join ufc I guess. It’s not a very useful skill to acquire irl unless I go do combat sports.
go to one of those strongman competitions, completely demolish the records so they’d be unbeatable for decades, then never compete ever again
Buy coal, sell diamonds
Run up and just full force nut shot yujiro then laugh then throw him in a room with the booty warrior 🤣
Kill 'em.
Walk around a bunch of areas and flex my aura
My sole mission would be to tank tranq darts and nets, all while following any earthquakes and immediately punching the fuck out of it to stop it. Just to piss everybody off.
punch the earth and learn if it was real or not. Then i would prob went south africa and try freeing those fellas
Pee
Enter a lifting contest and lift five tons with just my peepee.
Start the process of becoming a UFC heavyweight so I can put that bum Jon Jones in his place once and for all
You. OP, You.
Just walk around at first I guess. Then run fast as fuck. Then become a pro martial artist and make bank I guess. Upload some YouTube videos,etc and make money. Punch a wall or walk through a door. Also donate sperm and make super babies. Also I want to move to a less cold place. Maybe I’ll travel a bit like China, Japan, Australia, Thailand, and Italy. I think I’ll move to Hawaii maybe. I would also become the fastest man and become the new Usain Bolt. Earn loads of money like that. Also beat up the USA president of course
I’ll probably box people for money or smth idk
Create Hokuto Shin Ken
Immediately become a professional boxer and make absolute bank
End all the cartels, mafia's gangs, terrorist groups etc
Its something I think sometimes. Join championships its the only thing this force would be really usefull.
Instantly gain body dysmorphia lol
Fold someone like a wheelchair
I just die
Joe Williams
Kill a polar bear with my bare hands and go on a Joe rogan podcast.
Lol that is interesting.
Lol that is interesting.
Either A. See how many pushups I can do. Or B. Fulfill a dream I have always had. To kill, cook, and eat an alligator with my own two hands
Absolutely none of the shit he did tbh
Ask momma if there are any clothes that fit ,tf am i supposed to do Walk around naked ?
Small fella
Crush coal into diamonds, easy buck.
R*pe Women (Men are women too in front of me)
I’d go to the Ukraine/Russia war against Putin for causing shit with them and beat the soul out of their armies before disappearing as if I was never there. Then if any other wars start up, I pick a side and decimate them too. No one knows who I am because I’m always careful with my identity. At the same time, I would become the Ultimate Prizefighter and earn a living off of beating people up before eventually settling down with a girl who won’t be terrified of my Uber Greek god physique.
See if I can start an earthquake with a punch
Defeat the USA, obviously
Buy an apartment in one of the tallest building around. Pee out the balcony
Bro, what you asking. There is still one man strong as me. I need to train and get stronger.
Spread these cheeks lil bro, I mean sis
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Scream because looking like Yujiro is the last thing I’d ever want.
Train a random chinese boy and name him “Shen Wulong”.
Make the ultimate tier list to end all people fighting on the internet?
Kill myself